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Josh

@ajoshellis

4 years

Whoa whoa whoa whoa, hear me out: Acceleraptors

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Josh

@ajoshellis

4 years

AND Jason Garrett is no longer the head coach.

Marcus Mosher

@Marcus_Mosher

4 years

Hey guys. We get #Cowboys football tomorrow.

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Josh

@ajoshellis

4 years

If Skip loses his platform forever over something he said about Dak Prescott, it will be a greater accomplishment for Dak than winning a Super Bowl.

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@ajoshellis

6 years

It is painfully obvious after all these years that Jason Garrett is not a championship caliber coach in the NFL. Philly, LAR or New England win this game. He has a .500 mentality. This has gone on too long.

Josh

@ajoshellis

6 years

How long do we have to do this

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Josh

@ajoshellis

6 months

Everybody else is tired of this guy’s bit too, right?

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@3YearLetterman

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BREAKING: Alabama head coach Nick Saban has retired. During his time as a head coach, college football became the most watched sport on the planet, with over ten billion people watching his final game. Though he retires with fewer championship rings than me and had several

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Josh

@ajoshellis

4 years

Literally fuming that Jason Garrett would call a flea flicker on the first drive after not calling one for 13 years running the Cowboys offense.

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Josh

@ajoshellis

6 years

Cutting @DezBryant was such a mistake. And everybody knew it. Don't like his personality? Figure out a way to deal and make it work. That's on the coaches.

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Josh

@ajoshellis

6 years

Every loss puts us closer to a new coach, so don't be forlorn, parders.

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Josh

@ajoshellis

5 years

When Jason Garrett was first appointed head coach, he talked about a few “convictions” he had. From the first few days this included things like standing for his press conference rather than sitting as previous coaches did. (1/we’ll see)...

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Josh

@ajoshellis

4 years

@jon_bois We had a lot of t-shirts with Taz on them, though.

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Josh

@ajoshellis

6 years

They're gonna blame this entire 5-11 season on Travis Frederick's thing, aren't they?

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Josh

@ajoshellis

4 years

@gordonkeith shoulda offloaded while you had the chance.

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Josh

@ajoshellis

4 years

@RightRob13 @SportsSturm @JasonDFW Gonna raise those girls in your profile pic up to become the girls in your background pic?

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Josh

@ajoshellis

6 months

Lolz. So, @3yearletterman retweeted my post about his tired bit, and his hive is after me calling me Jessie and talking about waterbeds or whatever. Who cares? When you are on his page, the first suggested follow is @TheBabylonBee . Yeah, he must really be great!

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@ajoshellis

6 years

If Tyreek Hill was on the Cowboys he would have the same offensive role as Jourdain Lewis.

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Josh

@ajoshellis

5 years

This team absolutely sucks.

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Josh

@ajoshellis

5 years

Everybody is being all dramatic on the TL and that’s not really me, but I’ll give you one. Here’s the best thing I did in 2019.

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Josh

@ajoshellis

6 years

Did you see how, when they needed a play at the end, the Rams actually called a play? How they didn’t just run it up the middle like it was 1954?

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Josh

@ajoshellis

6 years

Jason Garrett will be coaching this team until he’s dead and still not get past the second round.

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Josh

@ajoshellis

6 years

Why would you not just run the sneak on first and six inches? This staff does everything it can to make things more difficult than they need to be.

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Josh

@ajoshellis

5 years

Don’t worry about re-signing Byron Jones. It’ll be fine.

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Josh

@ajoshellis

6 years

Dak has been a warrior today. If they lose, I don't want to hear it, people.

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Josh

@ajoshellis

4 years

@YellowPoll @dallasnews Something stupid? Yep, you found your guy.

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@ajoshellis

6 years

A first!!?!?!!?! Christ almighty.

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Josh

@ajoshellis

5 years

Garrett’s finally getting fired, though.

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Josh

@ajoshellis

6 years

Garrett's gonna get fired and they're going to hire Jeff Fisher.

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Josh

@ajoshellis

6 years

If Tavon Austin even HAS a groin anymore there is no reason for Beasley to be returning punts. What the hell what the hell?

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Josh

@ajoshellis

6 years

Fire Jason Garrett dot gov

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Josh

@ajoshellis

4 years

Pay that man his money.

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Josh

@ajoshellis

6 years

When the Cowboys lose this game on a blown call, remember Jason Garrett trying to save eight yards on two challenge flags. Also remember that when they finish 7-9, and fire him. Please.

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Josh

@ajoshellis

2 years

They started some guy named Dennis Houston in the fucking season opener and threw it to him like 12 times. $17 million under the cap.

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Josh

@ajoshellis

4 years

Love to see Jaylon Smith take bad angles and draw penalties all the way down the field, then get one assisted tackle for loss at the goal line and do his “trademarked” celebration. #swipeleft

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Josh

@ajoshellis

6 years

How long do we have to do this

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Josh

@ajoshellis

4 years

This season in a nutshell: Most of the Cowboys’ highest-paid players are among their worst players. There is no debating that they would be a better team if Zeke and Jaylon Smith were cut tomorrow. DeMarcus Lawrence is playing like a backup. Amari Cooper is a non-factor.

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Josh

@ajoshellis

6 years

Mitch Trubisky, who 90 percent of you would trade Dak for now, just made the exact same overthrow that Dak did earlier. He was a top 10 pick. It’s a really hard position!

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Josh

@ajoshellis

6 years

Cowboys 31, Saints 30: BUT! It’ll take creative offensive play-calling, lots of Dak runs and deep balls. And when it’s over we’ll all wonder why they don’t just do this all the time. And we’ll be right.

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Josh

@ajoshellis

4 years

A head coaching decision won the game for the Dallas Cowboys.

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Josh

@ajoshellis

4 years

@DavidMooreDMN This is like complaining that the Coronavirus isn’t solved next March and blaming Biden.

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Josh

@ajoshellis

6 years

Everybody ready to see Jason Garrett play for the tie?

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Josh

@ajoshellis

5 years

Minnesota’s running backs have broken more tackles on this drive than Zeke has all season.

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Josh

@ajoshellis

4 years

Fullback draw on third and 12??

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Josh

@ajoshellis

6 years

Look... Dak's not Joe Montegña or anything. But these receivers suck. What do you expect?

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Josh

@ajoshellis

4 years

Pollard is better.

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Josh

@ajoshellis

5 years

Why review it if you’re unwilling to correct the call? He was a foot short.

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Josh

@ajoshellis

5 years

Jason Witten is a great guy who has had a fantastic career, but I would welcome someone to show me a single thing he is better at right now than Blake Jarwin.

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Josh

@ajoshellis

4 years

Gotta bench him. Get his ass off the field.

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Josh

@ajoshellis

4 years

Greg Zeurlein is literally the best player on the team at this point.

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Josh

@ajoshellis

6 years

Bad challenge by a bad coach

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Josh

@ajoshellis

5 years

You wanna know what everyone needs to hear? Your screenwriting and cinematography complaints about a TV episode that took six months to shoot.

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Josh

@ajoshellis

6 years

@nickeatman Going for the abuse suspension hat trick in 2019!

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Josh

@ajoshellis

5 years

How hard can it actually be to cover these tight ends?

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Josh

@ajoshellis

5 years

Why does everybody pretend Baker is good?

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Josh

@ajoshellis

4 years

If I ever lucked into drafting a bona fide franchise quarterback in the 4th round despite my decades of general ineptitude, I would simply fight that player for every last penny to show how wise I am at managing the salary cap.

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Josh

@ajoshellis

5 years

Jason Garrett got hired and has kept his job on nepotism and privilege. He has never been a good coach and never will be, but he can rub elbows with the best of them. Losing is as good as winning for Cowboys fans these next few weeks.

Jon Machota

@jonmachota

5 years

Jerry Jones is emotional while talking to reporters. Tears in his eyes. “I’m not going to make a coaching change.” Jones said he still believes this team can make a deep playoff run. He said they have zero chance of doing that without Jason Garrett

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Josh

@ajoshellis

6 years

Jason Garrett needs to start clapping again or something. This is lifeless.

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Josh

@ajoshellis

6 years

Maybe Jerry the owner should fire Stephen the GM.

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Josh

@ajoshellis

5 years

They will punt from the 40 and try a field goal with the worst kicker in the NFL, but will they go for it on fourth and 4 down two touchdowns? No, they will not.

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Josh

@ajoshellis

2 years

Folks,,, the Cowboys are gonna go 8-9. Real shame the Joneses sabotaged their own team this offseason. Even worse that Dak will get all the blame for it. Anyway…

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Josh

@ajoshellis

4 years

Zeke sucks. The sooner we all admit it, the better.

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Josh

@ajoshellis

6 years

Being thrust into this anthem discussion is really unfair to Dak (blame his boss) but I don't think you could ask him to handle it any better than he has. Shows incredible mental toughness for a kid his age. Would marry.

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Josh

@ajoshellis

6 years

So they all say, but the number don’t bear that out really. Look, he threw for 452 yards and three touchdowns (including the game winner) tonight. Wasn’t always pretty. So what? They have won five in a row. He is 30-16 as the starter. In his third year. Chill.

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Josh

@ajoshellis

5 years

He has made miserable mistakes of clock management that most teens playing Madden don’t make.

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Josh

@ajoshellis

6 years

Golf etiquette: politely hope everyone does well and has a good time Me (to anyone but Tiger): CHOKE, YOU SORRY SACK OF CRAP

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Josh

@ajoshellis

5 years

This game has “missed Brett Maher field goal” written all over it.

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Josh

@ajoshellis

5 years

I think his job is to make the Joneses feel included and important. To toe the company line. To not make any scenes and to downplay any scene see that may arise (Josh Brent, Greg Hardy). He is a PR guy playing head coach.

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Josh

@ajoshellis

2 years

I know of a guy.

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Josh

@ajoshellis

5 years

Wouldn't have been my first choice, but he does check my first, biggest box of being Not Jason Garrett.

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Josh

@ajoshellis

4 years

You think the debate was an embarrassment? Go vote then. Vote in this election up and down the ballot. Vote in primaries. Vote in midterms. Vote for city council and dog-catcher. Change it. Vote. That’s the only way.

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Josh

@ajoshellis

3 years

Good for the Cowboys for doing what had to be done. Good for Jaylon Smith for cashing in when he did. He really was good, somehow, in 2018. I don’t blame him for taking the Joneses’ money.

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@ajoshellis

4 years

88 or nah?

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Josh

@ajoshellis

6 years

They're at a coaching disadvantage every week. Every week.

Ashley Houchins

@AshleyHouchins

6 years

@josh_ellis11

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Josh

@ajoshellis

5 years

@aaronpaul_8 @sepinwall @netflix Pretty sure this is just "fast forward," guys.

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Josh

@ajoshellis

5 years

I too turned down the Cowboys' initial offer, way back in 2008. They originally wanted to pay me $24,000 per year, but I got them all the way up to $26,000. #BossMove

Jane Slater

@SlaterNFL

5 years

I can confirm reports that QB Dak Prescott has, in fact, turned down 30M a year offer and is instead seeking 40M a year per source informed. #Cowboys

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Josh

@ajoshellis

3 years

That's good, he's better than Romo.

Gil Brandt

@Gil_Brandt

3 years

In 14 years with the Cowboys, Tony Romo earned $125M Dak just got $126M guaranteed.

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Josh

@ajoshellis

2 years

Fucking franchised tagged this basic ass tight end like that was the key cog, smgdh

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Josh

@ajoshellis

2 years

wildly overestimated 5-12, baby

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Josh

@ajoshellis

6 years

Is Golden Taint playing today?

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Josh

@ajoshellis

5 years

More like the Not Boyz amirite?

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Josh

@ajoshellis

6 years

Weezy

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Josh

@ajoshellis

6 years

Could ya be more obvious?

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Josh

@ajoshellis

5 years

you see winning in the NFL is all about having talent on the margins: fullback, backup tight end, deep snapper, special teams ace, swing guard, quality control coach, sculpture outside the stadium, real estate development, European-made watch sponsor, hashtags, boats, running bac

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Josh

@ajoshellis

4 years

Dude... Jason Garrett is still the problem THIS SEASON.

David Moore

@DavidMooreDMN

4 years

Did you ever stop to think Jason Garrett wasn’t the problem?

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Josh

@ajoshellis

5 years

He is a smart guy. He evaluates the relationship he has with everyone and plays them for his own interests. That’s why the Joneses are so loyal to him. He has outsmarted them so far.

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Josh

@ajoshellis

5 years

It’s finally gonna happen!

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Josh

@ajoshellis

6 years

Dumb team.

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Josh

@ajoshellis

4 years

Is.... is the Cowboys' official 60th birthday party at a bowling alley in Grand Prairie?

Todd Archer

@toddarcher

4 years

Hall of Famer Tony Dorsett kicking off the Cowboys 60th birthday party at Main Event in Grand Prairie on Tuesday. “This franchise has come a long way,” he said. “Obviously the name Cowboys itself means a lot in the history of the National Football League.”

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Josh

@ajoshellis

5 years

I might go on... but my biggest beef with Jason Garrett is that he never assumes the blame. When asked a direct question, he always obfuscates...

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Josh

@ajoshellis

6 years

11 fumbles on the season is less than ideal

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Josh

@ajoshellis

6 years

So the game plan against Carolina was 3 yards and a cloud of fart, then the local media and fans complain, asking for all the wrinkles they're using tonight, and it works.

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@ajoshellis

6 years

Cole Beasley is electrifying on these punt returns.

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Josh

@ajoshellis

5 years

@drewmagary #TomsulaTakes

Dallas Morning News

@dallasnews

5 years

Food that has gone bad doesn’t always look or taste bad.

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Josh

@ajoshellis

2 years

@NickAdamsinUSA Just suck his dick and get it over with.

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Josh

@ajoshellis

6 years

A desperate head coach takes desperate measures. The end is near. Finally.

SportsDay Cowboys

@dmn_cowboys

6 years

JUST IN: Cowboys fire offensive line coach Paul Alexander, promote Marc Colombo

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Josh

@ajoshellis

5 years

@robphillips3 Kicker sucks, Rob

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Josh

@ajoshellis

4 years

Imagine still thinking Zeke is good.

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Josh

@ajoshellis

4 years

@DezBryant keep your head up and hang in there. A lot of people are excited to see you playing again.

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Josh

@ajoshellis

3 years

Ready for war.

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Josh

@ajoshellis

6 years

That’s my quarterback 😭

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@ajoshellis

2 years

Here: 1) Restructure Dak, cut Brown, Zuerlein, Jarwin. 2) Keep Cooper and Lawrence. 3) Resign Gregory and Hooker or Kearse. 5) Cheap FA TE. 4) Draft a tackle in R1 and play him at LG for now, or more Collins to LG. 5) McGovern/Biadasz compete at C. 6) TE in R2 or R3 7) Less Zeke

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Josh

@ajoshellis

5 years

With Portia de Rossi in attendance, is it fair to say the Cowboys offense has been... Fünke? Let me know whether this television-based witticism has landed with you.

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Josh

@ajoshellis

5 years

He has handed over the defense to two feeble old men of whom the game has clearly passed by. He has neglected special team despite talking in cliches about all three phases.

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