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Always keep safety in the back of your mind, just stay humble

Joined April 2009
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@JasonDFW
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5 years
You guys remember Ted Cruz's college roommate that hopped on twitter and mercilessly made fun of him? Did you know he is the creator & writer of Chernobyl?
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@JasonDFW
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4 years
One man can save it
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@wojespn
Adrian Wojnarowski
4 years
Dallas doesn't have the eight eligible players, so Mavericks-Pelicans is postponed tonight, sources tell ESPN.
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@JasonDFW
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10 months
Randy White is like 80 years old and I'm still scared to death of him
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@BrandyLJensen Couldn't be me
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1 year
Dan McDowell everybody 😂
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@JasonDFW
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1 year
@iamharaldur I get that. I just ask because I grew up poor and I've noticed as an adult that my mental health has been influenced a lot by my feeling of financial security at any time, regardless of when I'm on SSRIs or not.
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6 months
@CobrastanGuy He's from Blizz, there is a 100% chance this is sexual abuse/deviancy related.
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2 years
@itsmegangraves I worked at best buy and our sales manager got fired for tackling a shoplifter right outside the store. He became a cop, so I support your original observation.
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1 month
SCOOPS LIVES !!!
@GrantAfseth
Grant Afseth
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Caitlin Clark was asked after defeating the Dallas Wings: “Caitlin, Caitlin, after giving the Razzmatazz to those Windy City skyscrapers Friday night, what was the biggest wingding game you expected to find today in the shindig against these dynamos from Big D?" Walking away,
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1 year
For any current or former Ticket personalities* that see my tweets, I hope you know that I love you, and I cheer for your success. Any criticism or mean words are meant towards your management and corporate overlords, not you. *unless you went to prom when you were 30
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@JasonDFW
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8 months
@KrangTNelson He left his family to breakdance and he now posts on elon musk's twitter wearing a Bitcoin shirt. She is very lucky
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1 year
Whenever you start to miss Dan and Jake, you can always just open the SportsDay app from noon-3 and see their picture for the next 2 years
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Jason
1 year
I think I speak for a lot of P1s (current and former) when I say the words and actions of Cumulus, Cat, and Dan Bennett have been more harmful to the image of the ticket than anything Dan and Jake have ever said.
@P1Rick
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1 year
Wow.
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1 year
@iamharaldur Completely sincere with this question: How much of your ability to come off of the SSRI's for anxiety do you believe is because you've become way more financially stable in the past 20 years?
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5 months
@edzitron I wanted to check on my local crows and avian flu yesterday so I searched "crows disease" and it gave me "crohn's disease" results instead (I guess I get that), but even when I put "crows" in quotes the AI result tells me about crohn's
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5 years
He may not have finished the fight, but we should congratulate @NotJackKemp for induction into the BaD Radio Porch of Honor. @bracketdan @SportsSturm
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1 year
Found a time traveling Barry Switzer in this pic of Marylin Monroe getting a hot dog in 1957
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1 year
Get 'eeeeeemm Frank!
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1 year
"We lost our beloved mid-day show. Should we make an announcement to our loyal listeners?" Cat: "No, no, shine the Gordon Symbol in the sky and put him on the air, nobody will notice."
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1 year
@katienotopoulos "Okay guys, you're not gonna believe this, but people used to be able to go to airport gates without a ticket. Way back in 2001..."
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@JasonDFW
Jason
5 years
I peed a little
@RexChapman
Rex Chapman🏇🏼
5 years
Block or charge?🏀🤷‍♂️🐍🧐💥😱 (sound on/wait for it 🔊🤭)
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1 year
GOOD GOD
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@JasonDFW
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6 months
And that, it appears, is that
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1 year
The new US labor rights Mount Rushmore
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1 year
Corby was chosen as Cat's pain sponge
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11 months
I've never seen a family look more like New Jersey than the DeVito family.
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1 year
The previous problem he created was that you could impersonate a celebrity by paying $8. The new problem he created is that you don't even have to pay the $8 to do it now. lol
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Jason
1 year
Here it is without the paywall
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@JasonDFW
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6 years
I thought this would be a funny bit akin to Bob's alleged 9/11 baby, but I wasn't prepared for what I found. @NotJackKemp @SportsSturm @bracketdan @TC1310
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@JasonDFW
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5 years
Chicken sandwich report from Little Elm: No chicken sandwiches sold in the drive-thru, cash only. Must go in for the sandwich, 45 minute wait. What are you people doing, no food item is worth this, lol
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@JasonDFW
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4 years
Pretty harsh, they could have just waived him
@MiamiDolphins
Miami Dolphins
4 years
We have waived/injured DE Curtis Weaver.
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1 year
@edzitron It's so pathetic. Every "I asked AI to x..." or "Did you ever wonder x? Well, with AI..." is exactly like all of the crypto bros trying to invent problems that crypto and web3 would solve.
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2 years
@IwriteOK I wouldn't care either... except my young kids idolize him and he makes them obsessed with accumulating massive wealth. These capitalist YouTubers have a similar effect on our kids as prosperity preachers have on our parents.
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1 year
How does The Dumb Zone and The Hang Zone relate? They're totally different shows, totally different types of shows
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1 year
Cumulus's attorney: you do, under some circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"
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1 year
@dhoun90 @iamharaldur For sure, it's very complex. I'm not trying to corner Halli or "gotcha," I just assumed increased wealth might be a big factor that allowed him to come off of SSRIs and not feel the same kind of anxiety and dread. And this is just me projecting.
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@JasonDFW
Jason
1 year
. @CumulusMedia and @dfwticket every time another underpaid employee quits
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4 years
screaming "WHY WON'T YOU HELP HIM YOU SON OF A BITCH" at my bottle of dr pepper as i watch my child choke on his dinner
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1 year
Looks like our mighty men @thedumbzone are set for trial on December 12th. We'll find out next Tuesday whether they can podcast until that date.
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5 months
@vinn_ayy It's obvious she's right, as evidenced by her turning off replies, hiding replies, and posting through it
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Jason
5 years
This really just happened. I let out an audible "oh Jesus" @NotJackKemp
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1 year
Make Dan and Jake trend again for Dan's ego
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5 years
Mac Engel has actually been ripping off @NotJackKemp 's material for a while now
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@MattBruenig @audubonsociety This is a shame. I've become something of a birder over the past year and was looking to join @audubonsociety and their conservation efforts. No way I'm going to donate money that will be used to fight their union.
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6 months
Alan Ritchson is a bigger badass IRL than he is in Reacher
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9 months
@IwriteOK the funniest part of the maga meltdown over her is, if i'm not mistaken, the only political things she's ever done is post a voter registration link and said she wouldn't vote for marsha blackburn. Like, bare minimum centrist stuff.
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5 years
Am I the only one who realizes this OBJ thing is just the latest in his attempts to be The Joker?
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1 year
@edzitron Grifters of the highest order. Thank you for your discretion in screenshotting and not RTing for the engagement they desperately crave.
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1 year
@dhoun90 @iamharaldur Of course, he's also had physical challenges I would NOT handle as well as he has, so that is a large factor as well. I don't know where I'm going with this, just glad Halli is in a good place.
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9 months
I just imagine Jackson Mahomes in the next suite over with a tin cup begging for a morsel of attention like Oliver Twist
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1 year
. @bracketdan Unreal. @NotJackKemp is just pathological about bombing every bathroom on this planet.
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@edzitron The section on taking NO for an answer from the same document is more troubling for an org that's been accused of having a very hostile work environment for women
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1 year
I know when I want to leave my job to go do something else I enter into painfully protracted contract negotiations, work an extra week unpaid, continue to negotiate after my employer forces me to resign, and then leave a tearful goodbye. It's much easier than just quitting.
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6 months
Welcome to the 6k club. They call it "The William Pace Bump"
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@JasonDFW
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5 years
That's Spaulding's evil twin
@oldwaver
dave lane
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Spaulding’s a man now
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1 year
Rangers gonna get at least 7 minutes on @thedumbzone tomorrow
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6 months
It was an honor to give President Trump my latest artwork of our beautiful first lady Melania, and I hope it brings him as much joy on his bedroom walls as it did ours!
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1 year
One of you called Cat your Dad and Dan & Jake your mommy and said you were going to be mean on social media and Cat may never recover.
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5 years
Ladies and gentlemen, your Hot Fry Georgie Player of the Week @GeorgeDunham @junior_miller @gordonkeith @poponjer @fernandohahajk
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@JasonDFW
Jason
5 years
Starting a GoFundMe to get @JustinMonty an interview with Jason Garrett
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5 years
University of North Texas will be sending out instructions to students tomorrow regarding classes "for the rest of the semester." It's looking like nobody's going to see UNT for a while.
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@JasonDFW
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6 years
*gently unpins Robert Kraft poster from wall and rolls into tube* How is this possible, he stood for the anthem
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1 year
We can now refer to @thedumbzone as a podcast "Featured in the Washington Post"
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1 year
Did you know that one of you hurt Catman of the Americas' feelings?
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5 years
@SportsSturm I don't know what to believe anymore if I can't trust in the integrity and honesty of a Baylor athletics coach.
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1 year
@edzitron It feels strange to wish any level of success on Zuck, but we live in strange times. I hope he resists the urge to submit Musk early and lets him tire himself out trying to look like a ninja and turn into a sweaty panting pile of goo on his new video platform 45 seconds in.
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1 year
I just closed the 3 chrome tabs, one for CourtListener and a couple for NLRB cases, that have been open for 2 months. Let us celebrate
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7 years
@seungminkim @JohnCornyn my spineless senator
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6 years
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2 years
Can't believe stetson bennett was able to overcome the insurmountable adversity of going to junior college.
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5 years
@SportsSturm They're just rolling through your greatest hits
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1 year
We're reeeaaall close to getting a liner from the President of the United States of America.
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1 year
Look, if you have anything nice to say about The Hang Zone, "The Man Who Built Dallas into a Radio Powerhouse" doesn't read twitter, but he reads his email at dan.bennett @cumulus .com Might not bring them back from the dead, but it can make him rue the day
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6 years
Wife loved the gift
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6 years
The picture that made @bracketdan go suit shopping @SportsSturm @NotJackKemp
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3 months
I'm really scared we might become a politically divided nation now that someone shot at the man who tried to overthrow the government and is campaigning for president under the promise that he'd jail his political opponents
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4 years
@gordonkeith Still catching up on the stream, but I just want to say that you've changed the way you've done things in the past 5 weeks and I want to recognize that.
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11 months
y'all actually find this account funny huh
@3YearLetterman
Three Year Letterman
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@SpeakerJohnson You just violated HIPPA and the first amendment, Milk. You cannot release video footage without the consent of everyone in it. Maybe try reading the Declaration of Independence
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5 years
You can have any virus you want, as long as it's a Corona.
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Trump on the coronavirus outbreak in Europe: "It was very fast and very furious."
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1 year
1) If you go to Ticket events, Dan Bennett thinks you're a maniac? 2) The 80/20 rule really makes me question Cat & some hosts downplaying feedback from P1 Twitter bc it's the vocal minority. You'd think a PD would want to consider the most valuable listeners.
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@JasonDFW
Jason
7 years
Name a harder working podcast duo. I'll wait. #ijbdal
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5 years
I don't know how I can get these tears out of my eyes after that Google commercial OH HERE IT IS RICK FLAIR TALKING ABOUT HUMMUS
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1 year
The good news: The Dumb Zone boys are going to arbitration The bad news: The arbiter is Mike in Duncanville
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5 years
People say I should stop being a Cowboys fan because they suck every year. What they don't understand is that there's no switching, you pick your team and you stick no matter what, even if they've become a terrible organization oh god this exactly why people still support Trump
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1 year
@BoardGeniuses It's called "the way it is"
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4 years
Imagine being so privileged and/or racist that you threaten to quit listening to a sports radio station because they talk about the largest civil rights movement of a generation at a time when sports haven't been played in 3 months
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@thetomzone I love how Claire sniffed it out right away
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1 year
In case anybody was wondering how our boys did in court last week, new document just dropped.
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1 year
@NotJackKemp You did once say you wanted to be the guy who took forever climbing all the way up to a place people have heard majestic stories of, only to walk back down telling others "Don't bother, it wasn't that great."
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