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Adam J. Boyer

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Iโ€™ve been in advertising longer than most people have been pretending theyโ€™re good at it. ๐ŸŽฅ // Anthrohobbyist // Former Producer @NBCUniversal ๐ŸŒˆ // Dad of 3๏ธโƒฃ

New Jersey, USA
Joined June 2008
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Adam J. Boyer
1 year
@ask_aubry Dude legit speculated on the economy and entire female population based on his years of research inโ€ฆ **checks notes** โ€ฆPokรฉmon.
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@ask_aubry The women are not wrong. Parenting and childcare is the new "you HAVE to go to college" and "it's your debt, you pay for it"...
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1 year
@ask_aubry And definitely don't share an account with a Florida Man
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2 months
@johnmoe It's coming back, as marijuana laws drop across the country. Different smell though.
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2 months
@orangecountydem Clearly youโ€™ve forgotten Buchanan was President of these here United States. #STUD
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Adam J. Boyer
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@ChristnNitemare Religion has finally crossed a line, DO NOT INTERFERE with Leggings/Yoga Pants season, it's a wonderful time of year!
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@InternetH0F Romania has a population of 20M people. Compare it to a state. Plenty of states have towns exactly like this. The United States is a union of country-sized commonwealths and states. It's only direct comparison is the ENTIRE EU itself.
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@Miniomaha @RightforAmerica On top of that, P&G makes all the groceries youโ€™re paying 30-50% more for.
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1 year
@ask_aubry Clothes donโ€™t shrink anymore, has he done laundry since 1985?
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Adam J. Boyer
2 years
@therealjpiff Why, you don't have a second phone to scan your phone with? ๐Ÿคฃ
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2 years
@KICKAHA2577 @Kayfabe32363018 @MattOswaltVA Nah theyโ€™ll want that token to show off at Whole Foods and Wednesday night prayer group. โ€œYouโ€™re safer with us now.โ€
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2 months
@gerard441553744 @johnmoe Bro what? I'm not anti marijuana but you will def leave a vapor trail when you're done. Ever grocery shop after 9pm?
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Adam J. Boyer
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@82ndairborneBT @mcuban Trumpโ€™s โ€˜easyโ€™ economy was built on low rates and QE, but the bubble was about to pop with quantitative tightening. The Fed had to hike rates to fight inflation, or weโ€™d be in a deeper crisis. Cubanโ€™s rightโ€”low rates help, but ignoring tightening wouldโ€™ve been disastrous.
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Adam J. Boyer
6 years
@benshapiro Itโ€™d be really great to hear ONE consv radio/TV host say โ€œlook, I support a lot of Trumpโ€™s policies, heโ€™s pushing through stuff I support- but Iโ€™ll def admit- HEโ€™S SHADY AS SH!Tโ€ ...that would be refreshing.
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Adam J. Boyer
1 year
@johnplumstead Shitโ€™ll be under water man. The coastline is disappearing in a right to work state that doesnโ€™t value quality construction labor..
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1 year
@GardenhoneyKay @patriottakes Neither do most drag queens.
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3 months
@HomeDepot @Bubblebathgirl @libsoftiktok This is why unions are important.
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1 year
@DiscussingFilm Iโ€™m not even mad about the price, I think the experience was sub par and low production value.
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@cbouzy This is how they funnel foreign donations into the campaign, the crypto purchase is untraceable. These will be sold out by the debate, and it wont be because MAGA bought $1500 worth of digital trading cards when they can't even afford groceries, allegedly.
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4 years
@BadEconTakes That's like buying all the discounted McNuggets makes you a McDonald's franchise owner.
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1 year
@_john92_ @ask_aubry I think the problem is youโ€™ll never know if youโ€™re ready for/should have kids until you have them. As a society, we do nothing to prepare parents, particularly women, for the decision.
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@patriottakes RFK as Aquaman โ€œI, uh, talk to whalesโ€
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1 year
@AOC As an employer, I feel qualified to tell other employers to suck it up and stop with the sob stories. There's nothing divine about running a business, it's just another job position.
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@BasedSocialWerk @RichardHanania You think theyโ€™re Harris supporters ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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@tvaziri His schwartz is as big as his
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Adam J. Boyer
2 years
@BellamSwathi Ah yes, blame the woman, blame the "woke" agenda (a term that no one can even consistently define)... but god forbid we blame an addiction to risk and significance by Millenial/Gen X tech bros.
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Adam J. Boyer
3 months
@keithedwards Kamala/Buttigieg 2024 MAKE IT SO
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Adam J. Boyer
1 year
@DannerFoundati1 @CoreyDeshon @K810Mt Writing is such a creatively draining job, itโ€™s not about just gritting your teeth and showing up and powering through a rough day; one or two more cups of coughing to put in four more panels of sheetrock, etc. It has its own challenges.
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4 months
@atrupar Aaron I canโ€™t do another four years of this nonsense. Make it go away.
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3 months
@cbouzy Exactly. Biden's only threat is from within the party itself.
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@BrianKarem No, older demo gonna vote for Biden now, they like seeing a fighter.
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Adam J. Boyer
4 years
@_RobertSchultz This was the Donnie Darko Phenomenon in the early 2000s..
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@just1nvest @mcuban She already started by working directly (and visiting) the countries of Mexico and Guatamala to manage the source of migration.
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20 days
@patriottakes I think I saw her at shop rite today demanding they check for diet ginger ale in the backroom because it was empty on the shelf and she swears sheโ€™s been coming there for years and they always have it in stock.
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@christineist Donโ€™t chase trains already leaving the station.
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Adam J. Boyer
1 year
@patriottakes Was she a grandmother before or after birth? Was she made a grandmother at conception?
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Adam J. Boyer
2 years
@maxinewally @wmag SAW had the cinematic universe before Marvel did.. and did it once a year. It tackled morality, death, police brutality, and healthcare. The team was skilled and excellent, the fans were genuine, and the box office was massive. Horror's always been groundbreaking.
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@meganmarshalltv What I love about clowns like this being exposed is his kids (and their peers) get to grow up knowing their dad fell flat on his face nationally.
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@gaughen There's a sunrise on the other side of this where we get back to 90s politics on a rational level arguing these important topics and coming to balanced and effective legislation. Welcome aboard.
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Adam J. Boyer
3 years
@dukakis_poster @NJGov *Laughs in beaches, mountains, farmlands, cities, and regulated energy facilities*
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3 years
@unusual_whales A bag holding bagsโ€ฆ
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Adam J. Boyer
2 years
@unusual_whales Nothing earth shattering here, party's over for the hot market; these lenders swelled in ranks to handle the zaniness and we're just getting back to normal. Also, barely anyone has a variable rate these days. So, no, this is not 2008. This is capitalism doing its thing.
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Adam J. Boyer
6 years
@DanCrenshawTX the @Pillsbury Strudels and their dinky icing packets will truly teach children the art of resource management
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2 months
@SummerSnowUSA Sounds like fan fiction
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3 years
@AnnaGHughes The house contracts in the winter, by summer it should be fine
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@emmylanepotter North Carolina got billions of dollars from the infrastructure bill.
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Adam J. Boyer
2 years
@unusual_whales It's a fundraiser. She's like, the keynote rah rah to get people to open their wallets. Pastors do this once a year when tithes are low.
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3 months
@EpsilonTheory All that's missing is the Hamburgler
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1 year
@patriottakes He's the fucking real life Euron Greyjoy
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@the_transit_guy @thom_g_bridge Thatโ€™s exactly who Iโ€™d expect to be sitting on that bench.
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Adam J. Boyer
5 years
@jonfavs Actual Nunes: "Why does this President's illegal activities keep leaking? That's the real scandal!"
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5 years
@NYCSimmons @ddssff @ddale8 @svdate Good god man donโ€™t waste hand sanitizer!
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Adam J. Boyer
4 years
@AmandaMGoetz People charge tens of thousands for this info and Amanda just.. tweets it out!
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Adam J. Boyer
2 years
@unusual_whales We have no chips, no fertilizer, no workers, and diesel is astronomical. GDP is based on production. So tell me what weโ€™re producing in the next 60 days to avoid a second negative GDP quarter?
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@anuatluru They're meant for labor, our labor facilities and homes are designed for human form.
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2 months
@vanillaopinions No landslide, just the 2020 map + NC; thatโ€™s the most likely scenario.
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@ChristnNitemare Surprised she's not just arming them with the AR15 of God
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Adam J. Boyer
4 years
@ObsKenobs The. Entire. Third. Act.
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@ChudsOfTikTok @MalcolmNance Ironically and historically, dust bowls happen in the American Midwest, not Africa
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Adam J. Boyer
2 years
@BrianRoemmele Pluto moves into Aquarius for the first time in 248 years on March 23, 2023โ€ฆ it last changed signs in 2008, when it entered Capricorn.
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Adam J. Boyer
3 years
@JustNotTheSam @CBSNews That doesn't look good in a portfolio or make the cover of AdWeek.
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2 years
@ask_aubry I think they're thinking a lot less Bible and a lot more Downton Abbey.
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@retneysholocron Yikes no, I fell asleep. Paper thin detective story, and why does he suddenly have to be hope at the end? Disney ending.
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1 year
@BillHuntBits That third act!!
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@aguirreryan The whole tropical storm backdrop to it all just rounds the narrative orchestra of this masterpiece.
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2 months
@bryanrbeal Most of those on top are services, the bottom are commodities. Service industry implies humans with handouts. Commodities imply corner cutting on costs or surplus inventory.
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2 years
@unusual_whales Why not 1000 if weโ€™re just making shit up.
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1 year
@amnevitah @_john92_ @ask_aubry Exactly. Itโ€™s like a cult like conspiracy to suck more people into this Amway scheme of procreation.
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@_TheGeoff @joemcadam Which one was the gorilla?
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3 months
@balajis Looks like Singapore is
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3 years
@patriottakes what the hell is she talking about? that's not hyperinflation that's called commerce.
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Adam J. Boyer
1 year
@paulkrugman NYC can't be this epicenter of Northeast commerce AND be it's own quaint little city... getting into NYC from the outside on a regular basis is a nightmare whether it's plane, train, ferry, or automobile. Build the damn tunnel, and connect the PATH to Secaucus.
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1 year
@hcf1957 @GardenhoneyKay @patriottakes You mean reading books to kids?
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3 years
@Noahpinion More importantly, did Pontius Pilate sound like Super Mario when he sentenced Jesus to death?
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@Noahpinion No question about it:
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@Wereguild @InternetH0F You have to leave the airport
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Adam J. Boyer
2 years
@Meek_Mitchy @unusual_whales Exactly, they can't actually show their work; and yeah, Google brought in insane talent for fifteen years with these amenities, my company kept losing people to Google across the street in NYC. But now Google isn't the hot thing anymore, so they need to downsize.
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@moviedetail That's what driving through LA is like. Lol
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@poltergeist_od The night after I watched this in the theater, I crashed at my friend's house on his parent's recliner; around 1am, his dad came down the steps, sleepwalking, right past the living room door and into the kitchen.. never turned the light on, snuffed a bit, and headed back upstairs
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@KevinCManahan This is the posting of a man who has a sweeping worldview of millennials.
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@PentecostJesse @William48759211 @NateSilver538 Damn, guess thatโ€™s too bad you ran Trump and not Haley
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4 years
@JSMilbank Easy there, Kierkegaard- maybe back out of the trees a bit and look at the forest
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@NateSchlomann Historically, the crown and the church working together was bad news for the general population.
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@ChristnNitemare At the naughty lingerie and video booths store, next door to the First Grace Chapel on the Mount Evangelical Free Church
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3 months
@EpsilonTheory Damn, crypto is as dead as when moms and grandmas joined Facebook in 2010.
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5 years
@JJohnsonLaw @RashidaTlaib Not a fan of the squad..
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Adam J. Boyer
3 years
@flagrater @JohnDiesattheEn Fast food dystopia looks like this:
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Adam J. Boyer
2 years
@taradublinrocks @jheil Ugh, he's doing his own propaganda- using cadence, storytelling, and all the tricks of his craft to sell us a performance with no depth.
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3 years
@VividConfusion @NaomiBiden Elect more progressive Senators, how is this hard? Manchin should never have been in the power he's in... at least something passed.
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6 years
@TravisAllen02 Fixed it you guys
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Adam J. Boyer
3 years
Iโ€™m working through some thoughts on #Spiral still since last week but I really canโ€™t express enough my respect for what @joshstolberg has brought to this saga, both with Jigsaw and in bringing the latest story to life. Iโ€™m so grateful for your care and energy and creativity! ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ
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@Redistrict @CookPolitical Wouldn't they be uninformed about today then? Like, on Nov 5th they look at their ballot and go "hey man where's my RFK?"
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@AChillGhost I distinctly remember my body feeling like it was folding in half uncontrollably, while at the same time the floor was opening up to allow the folding to continue in perpetuity. "I'll be back guys this is taking me somewhere"
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@GraceDa06 @MarkLevineNYC School is the safest place.
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