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@AshaLogos A couple of counterpoints to consider: 1) The graduation rate of female Marine Corps officers is significantly lower than that of me. The women who make it are tough as nails. 2) Men do not have female DIs in boot camp 3) You would never say any of this to this Sgt to her face.

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@RonFilipkowski Hint 1: Marines don’t headbob and flail their arms like that. Boot camp gets rid of that week one. Hint 2: stolen valor cases are always ultra secret special forces SgtMaj commandos—never an admin clerk or supply LCpl. This guy is a classic stolen valor case

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@coldhealing More red flags than Tiananmen Square

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@GolfDigest Tiger’s process is something to behold

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@Jetskigrizzly “Why can’t she take a cab? Really need you here until 5 every day”

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@jmrphy @wetboyslim Dang, people normally pay good money for this sort of psychoanalysis and self realization

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@AlexNoonan6 Even worse is a workaholic/borderline autistic director who has kids but doesn’t care about them.

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2 years

@abscynth286 @RonFilipkowski Only about 10-20% are ever deployed to a combat zone

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@QuintusCurtius Love it when people who think “America is racist”go literally anywhere else in the world 😂

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@middlemarketmac You’ll want to pack clean drinking water, calorie dense snacks and any kind of defensive weapon you can find. Head uphill, discontinue comms once you’re 15 miles out from the city center, and throw your phone in the river. Assume a new identity and change your appearance for now

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1 year

The only rule: the ocean must be respected

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@RobertMSterling I paid over $500 for this exact phone back in 2007 ($1.2M in today’s dollars)

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@lj202022

2 years

@CitizenFreePres The debate 👇

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2 years

@NostalgicalHour @Lgjjr_ @SaycheeseDGTL If you’ve never seen or heard about Richard Pryor, I want you to clear your calendar until that’s resolved

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1 year

@verymoisturized

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@lj202022

1 year

@GuyDealership That’s too bad. These are solid, dependable trucks and you can pick one up for around $45k. Considering what Ford is doing with their mark-ups, the Titan is a steal

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@OMD_SkyDog Posting the video was the big deal

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@lj202022

2 years

@ParikPatelCFA Paying a 23 year old six figures to “vibe”, eat your snacks, and tank your stock on TikTok 🤣

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@charliewrich Thank you for everything you and @markcuban do for our economy!

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@lj202022

2 years

@TessaRDavis I’ll add Poka-Yoke:"avoid unexpected surprises" or "avoid blunders", "mistake-proof" or "fool-proof." Essentially, a poka-yoke is a safeguard that prevents a process from proceeding to the next step until the proper conditions have been met.

Poka-Yoke is Not a Joke

My favorite anecdote about “design rhetoric” has Japanese manufacturing guru Shigeo Shingo telling Toyota assembly line workers about his clever techniques to make production processes “idiot-proof.”...

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@lj202022

1 year

@kirbsanon Lmao! Your average Russian smokes cheap cigarettes, drinks a liter of vodka a day, and lives in a mold infested Soviet era khrushchevka.

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@lj202022

11 months

Bobby Knight should be remembered for making his players focus on academics, graduating 96% of his players, and winning games. The best to ever do it

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@lj202022

6 months

@SethAMandel Matisyahu’s songs are literally about positivity and ending wars so our children can play together. If they hate him, it’s only because of antisemitism. They would agree with his message if they only knew what he is about.

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@lj202022

9 months

@T_morgan61 @ShitpostGate This is your average Midwest American male. Comically obese is now someone who can’t fit in a car or plane seat

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9 months

@ajlamesa @chi_urbanist Sure, the late afternoon is when Italians really fire up the jets and get to work. Everyone knows this

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1 year

@rmjgua @ChadOfArabia If loving your wife is simping you’re doing it wrong

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@lj202022

11 months

@WCCO Breaking: vehicle drives on road where it’s supposed to be

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1 year

Few things are as unforgiving as the ocean.

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@lj202022

2 years

People are generally clueless about protocol when staying at someone’s house, so here’s what you need to know: • arrive with a small gift. A good bottle of wine, bourbon, and/or flowers • keep the room you’re staying in tidy. Make your bed and put away your dirty underwear

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@lj202022

1 year

A few common characteristics of the best bosses I’ve had: • asshole on the surface. Actually really cares about you and your family • deep subject matter expertise. Makes the book authors on the topic blush • frequently overlooked for promotions. Should be much more senior.

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@lj202022

5 months

@TrungTPhan This is honestly one of my hard skills. I can make you a dinosaur steak (4 lb bone-in tomahawk) in about 30 minutes that will change your life. All while drinking beer and talking about Buffett, key west, and Cuban cigars

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@lj202022

7 months

@MN_CRIME Is it “privileged” to not want to get stabbed on the light rail. Not sure what the rules are anymore

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@lj202022

2 years

@ShitpostGate Failed green line test

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@lj202022

2 years

@realEstateTrent A city cop I knew a long time ago told me “if you want to make serious cash, open up a liquor store in the ghetto.”

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@lj202022

5 months

@adamstatonsmith Sqfoot discussions are fine, but more important is open floor plans, tall ceiling, and oversized windows. People usually feel cooped up from a lack of these as opposed to sqft

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@lj202022

7 months

@RobertMSterling Billy: Pete, why do we like Airbus? Pete: their wheels don’t fall off

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7 months

@AlexHollings52 Engagement bait at the expense of a real Marine NCO that he doesn’t know pissed me off. It’s also hilarious that his example of how society has gone to hell because of women is picking the USMC—the branch with the lowest percent of women The anon trad accounts are run by clowns

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@lj202022

2 years

@Chris_J_Kennedy @tigahmane3157 @OrwellNGoode Bro, you think someone had multiple children to avoid getting fired?

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@lj202022

1 year

@rmjgua @ChadOfArabia I agree. Just didn’t see any of that from the video—just healthy husband/wife banter

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2 years

@realEstateTrent “If you want something done, give it to a busy person.”

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@lj202022

1 year

@RampCapitalLLC Have you ever seen Vanguard and BlackRock in the same room?

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@lj202022

2 years

@_DT_fitness Bold to assume there’s a dad

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@lj202022

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@randomrecruiter Yup. Just remember that your boss has many options to get you to perform. If they select a PIP, they’ve made up their mind about you and are padding the file so they can fire you without legal blowback

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@lj202022

8 months

@CrimeWatchMpls If they’re charged, the entire State Patrol should walk out.

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@lj202022

7 months

@RegenaisanceMan Gotta smash the like button right away. People on Twitter are too stingy with the likes anyway

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@lj202022

9 months

@eyeslasho Baltimore is still undefeated. Literally zero students proficient in math.

13 Baltimore City High Schools, zero students proficient in math

BALTIMORE (WBFF) - An alarming discovery coming out of City Schools. Project Baltimore analyzed 2017 state testing data and found one-third of High Schools in Baltimore, last year, had zero students...

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@lj202022

2 years

@GRDecter At least he answered. Audio issues are notorious during CNBC live interviews

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3 years

Lol they asked Mark Minervini what $UPST does and here is what he had to say. $TSLA $SHOP $ROKU $BYND $NVDA $NIO $AMD $AIG $MGM $NFLX

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@lj202022

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@lj202022

1 year

@DonMiami3 Same last week on my end. Myself included 🫣

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1 year

@AdamSinger Vibes

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5 months

@aviationbrk Not one of the ground people could’ve grabbed a fire extinguisher? Painful watch

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@lj202022

2 years

@MN_CRIME Did they really cut across 3 lanes of freeway traffic to catch an exit? 😳

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@lj202022

5 months

@amyvanwinkle I know you think you’re helping, but he’s a grown man and can make his own decisions

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1 year

@Cokedupoptions Threatening to report a bank to an oversight board if they don’t give you wads of cash same day is the key to any strong partnership

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@lj202022

8 months

@matt_gray_ I read your entire thread and it’s interesting, but also over hyped. Any Islamist country with a morality police, suppression of women’s rights, persecution of minorities, and strict prohibition of activities such as alcohol on religious grounds has no place in the global stage.

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1 year

@RobertMSterling The only thing Hamas guaranteed today is that someone else will be raising their children

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@lj202022

8 months

@StarTribune All those tickets for violations will be going to the owners of the thousands of stolen vehicles speeding and running lights. Ironic.

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@lj202022

1 year

@freddjohns @AlexNoonan6 Yeah, generally any dude that drinks beer and loves his family is a good one to work for

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@lj202022

8 months

@IAMTHEBATM4N @lporiginalg Japan has a fatal population decline problem unfortunately and foreign workers are required to sustain their economy. However, societally, foreigners will never be accepted. Doesn’t matter if you marry into a Japanese family—you’re still an outsider

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@lj202022

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@thequeengeek Guess who’s in the Uber and Lyft subreddits? It’s salaried wfh libs. Guess who’s not in the Uber and Lyft subreddits? Uber and Lyft drivers.

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@lj202022

8 months

I don’t want to “get rich and get off the grid.” I just want to live in a house that blends indoor with outdoor living in one seedless space without transitions

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@lj202022

2 years

• when you depart, tidy up the room, the bathroom you used, and take the sheets off your bed and take your linens and towels to the laundry area. No need to make the bed, but fold up the covers/duvet. Do these simple steps and you’ll be invited back more often to nice homes.

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@lj202022

1 year

@paulmagers It’s “legal”. There’s just nowhere to buy it legally for another 2 years 😅

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@lj202022

10 months

@AlexNoonan6 My dog who died 2 years ago has a birthday next Friday

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@lj202022

2 years

@girdley If a founder is talking about Jesus, charity, or showing you their subcompact car, run as far away as you can. It’s always a smokescreen

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1 year

@StarTribune If this isn’t the nail in the Defund the police movement, I don’t know what will be. Stop the madness. Start enforcing laws, let police do their jobs to get criminals off the streets permanently, and vote out activist DA’s like Moriarty who will get more innocent people killed

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2 years

@QuintusCurtius Guy probably has a PhD in Russian Literature and took out a platoon after his 80th L-shaped ambush

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1 year

@StarTribune Don’t sleep on this one

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@lj202022

1 year

@girdley Amazing grifter. Sold snake oil while consuming $10k in horse boosters and making $150k a month

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@lj202022

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@randomrecruiter I interviewed a candidate for a business analysis role who showed up with a literal binder of her work and her resume was 4 pages. In the interview, the only accomplishment she could speak to was coordinating an office party

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@lj202022

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@swiftsocs @interesting_aIl The ejector claw flings the casing out of the ejection port in a controlled manner after the bullet has left the chamber, while the extractor loads the next round in the chamber from the magazine

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1 year

@CheyCab Try tweeting this in a small town

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@lj202022

2 years

• treat your hosts to a daily restaurant meal that is approximately what you would pay for a hotel stay. Your host has expenses too and this isn’t freeload time with this fridge and place • guests are like fish—they start to stink on the 3rd day. Don’t overstay your welcome

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1 year

@DrCamRx What’s missing from all of these stories is the fact that these people are out walking the entire day exploring the city, going to museums, etc. They otherwise sit at home all day and wonder why they lose weight on their Euro trips

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2 years

@RDValerie I’ll save you the mystery: the guy was ugly

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2 years

@ZackStrength Macros for this one: 6 eggs = 420k, 30g fat, 36g protein 2 ribeye, ~28oz = 2,830k, 172g fat, 188g protein Total meal: • 2,730 calories • 202 g fat • 224 g protein • 0 carbs

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Happy Father’s Day! My dad left when I was 2. I saw him a handful of times when I was young, but we don’t talk anymore. Since I had kids, my only goal is to be there. Today, my kids gave me cards and it felt awesome. I wonder if my dad thinks about these moments he’s missing

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@rishmishra I think it was this one 😂

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$META bagholders in shambles.

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Hilarious

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MBA students on consulting

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@PioneerPress She claims she’s a “life-long Saint Paul resident” while living in Roseville. Fraud. Hope she resigns before she’s removed.

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1 year

Literally the perfect Minnesota September weekend. It doesn’t get much better than this

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@CheyCab It makes no sense. You can make double and not destroy your car by driving for Metro Transit if you really want to drive

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2 years

@NipseyHoussle Boomers could get 7.5% returns with bonds and no standard deviation. Investors today have to go into stocks and real estate to see those returns, with a much wider standard deviation (higher probability of getting rekt)

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Saw the absolutely coolest camping rig I’ve seen in my life. Jaw dropping

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@AlphaNewsMN Treat them like the Jan 6 crowd, charge them with treason, and send them to federal prison

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@RobertMSterling Let me guess. He takes unaccredited investors and you can start for just $1k

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@liberalnotlefty Why is she wearing a ball cap to a date and secretory videoing the date? I find this weird and worse than anything the guy is saying

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@anammostarac This is the guy that plans elaborate first dates and gets hit the “there’s no spark, we should be friends” text later

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@AntonioRivolta_ @ShitpostGate If you make a significant amount of money, you really don’t want your neighbor to dry their underwear on a clothesline in their backyard or park a dead El Camino in their driveway for a decade

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@CheyCab Legal with permit, but not allowed by either Uber or Lyft for passengers or drivers

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2 years

@MN_CRIME I wonder what percent of MN drivers now they’re being recorded full time on all freeways.

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@devahaz Those arrows are supposed to point forward too so the wing was installed incorrectly. Rip!

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@lj202022

9 months

@CheyCab I’m constantly stunned driving by car dealers and seeing the sticker prices of new and used cars. Dining out is now expected to be over $100 for 2 at a mid place. Rents/mortgages all up significantly over early 2021. The new prices people are used to are double on most things.

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@FrederickMelo I was a pizza driver in college. The delivery fee does not go to the driver. $3-5 is an insult for that order. $20 is great. $38 is extraordinarily high and I never got that much on a single order—even delivering 30+ pizzas to one address.

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@StarTribune This is a fantastic way to shut down economic development and force small businesses to close their doors or move out of state. It’s also not family leave as it can be used for almost any reason. No one learned anything from St Paul’s disastrous rent control ordinance

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@BillDA @fitxkendall The unspoken moto of the fittest people is Just Do It. Don’t feel like working out? Just do it Not sure you have enough time? Just do it

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All gave some. Some gave all. 🇺🇸

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@MN_CRIME This unfortunately happens every few months. Those rocks are slippery and people feel comfortable walking to the edge for some reason. If you go over, it’s the end

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@zeydcarey @wildtiktokss You didn’t see it on the big screen, right?

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@SeanODowd15 💯 Piedmont (regional airline) is paying $100k bonuses on the first day of hire for pilots in training with over 800 flight hours. It’s a no brainer for young folks who have an interest in flying

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