Rob Palmer @abers1 Twitter profile

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

2 months

So he's fled the country to avoid persecution and is seeking sanctuary in another country?

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@MetroUK

2 months

Tommy Robinson leaves UK and skips High Court hearing

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@abers1

6 years

Woke up this morning feeling shit, Popped onto twitter for a bit, Nathan Jones has fucked off like he said he wouldnt, Oh no! Something tells me im going back to bed

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@abers1

1 year

We are truly through the looking glass. Instead of being applauded for financial prudence, we are lambasted at every turn for lack of ambition, despite the dozens of clubs below us who gambled it all and lost. It's like being the only sober man in a bar full of alcoholics.

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

5 years

You can keep your tactics, your high press, your ticca takka, your wags, your fan TV, your half & half scarves, your GOAT, your opta stats, your dry punditry, your VAR. Fuck all that. Give me the last 10 minutes at Kenilworth road tonight. Bare fucking madness. THAT is football.

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

1 year

Not a phone in hand Proper club Proper supporters

Luton Town FC

@LutonTown

1 year

🎶 It's party time when Luton win and Watford lose! #LUTWAT | #COYH

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

2 months

@ClockworkStatue How did you come to that conclusion?

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

10 months

No one should be surprised. We ve ripping up the rule book for years.

Luton Town FC

@LutonTown

6 years

🎩 Come on you Hatters! #COYH

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

10 months

Let it burn. Hold that pain. We've been here before. Our club stared death in the eye and said, not today. Once itvwas stevenage, York, Wycombe and Accrington. Now it's the best teams in the world, rich beyond the dreams of avarice. Fuck them. We are luton town. We endure.

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

3 years

Pelly is the heartbeat of our squad. He has been instrumental in our meteoric rise. For a club the size of ours, to be in the championship play offs, means we carry no passengers. Pelly is no passenger, he is the epitomy of this luton town. Support him, cherish him.

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

5 years

Huddersfield. You got to sing your funny song, tell us we re shit & laugh at our attendance. But you forgot to not make us angry. Because we're different from you. We're not a team of petulant mercanaries, playing for a club that's forgotten who they are. We are one. We are luton

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

5 months

The revelation that without var decisions this season, @nffc would be 1 point worse off, fatally holes their bizarre conspiracy claims. Maybe they'll learn some humility from this. Though I wouldn't hold your breath.

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

4 years

Counting down the hours until ant Middleton goes full Laurence fox

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

5 years

Look at the celebrations. No hand love hearts, no dance routines, no acting up for the cameras, just joy. The best Wembley cup final ever. If you disagree, delete your account.

When Football Was Better

@FootballInT80s

5 years

Brian Stein winning the 1988 Littlewoods Cup for @LutonTown

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

11 months

£100 / £200 million will buy you a lot. But it won't buy you this. Belief, spirit, guts, determination, drive. You grow that. Instill it over time, make sure each new addition understands. Where we came from informs where we are. What a club, what a day. Little old Luton eh?

Charlie Hanson

@CharliePHanson

11 months

I don’t think I’m going to be able to stop watching this

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

1 year

It's my home town club and my dad took me. I think any other answer is invalid.

Dubois

@CFCDUBois

1 year

What made you start supporting the club you support?

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

2 years

Danny Hylton. Danny fucking Hylton. A huge part of our journey. Written off. Ignored by our rivals. But here he is. Scoring goals & ruffling feathers. Against all odds and logic. This is @LutonTown Where spirit, desire & endeavour make a mockery of fat pay cheques.Feel the love.

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

6 years

From Stevenage in 09 to Portsmouth in 19. Mick Harford has acquited himself with quiet dignity. He has seen the best and worst of Luton town history. Whatever little men may say or think,this is someone who bleeds our colours. Our leader, our talisman, our hero. One Micky Harford

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

2 months

@Lil_LFC888 Coming from a Liverpool fan. Classy.

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

5 years

'We ought to beat teams like Luton Town' The attitude that explains why they didn't.

Blackburn Rovers

@Rovers

5 years

💬 Match Reaction Tony Mowbray was honest in his assessment after seeing #Rovers ' winning run in September come to an end. ➡️ #ROVvLTN 🔵⚪️

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

6 months

The realest footballer you could ever wish to meet. God love him

Luton Town FC

@LutonTown

6 months

Clicker on our big win! 👊

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@abers1

3 years

Having seen my club nearly implode 3 times, I always have sympathy with fans of clubs in financial crisis. But not the 2000 Chelsea fans at Luton the other week who continued to chant Abramovitchs name. Read the room. You didn't give a fuck then, so why should I now?

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

2 months

@Zangief_Fighter My type 👀

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

6 years

Right, hylton. My hot take. Man been immense for us. 50 goals in two seasons is the stuff of legend. He can be a twat, but by God he entertains. His form isn't great atm, but personally I'd rather support him through that than holler for his head. I think 50 goals deserves that.

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

6 years

I'm going to struggle to sleep tonight. The old ground, my home for 40 years rocked to the rafters. Mick Harford, redemptive, a man who genuinely loves this club, not just pays it lip service. A performance worthy of champions. Tears in my eyes at the final whistle. WHAT A TEAM.

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

5 years

If you disagree with this policy in any way, shape or form, you can go suck David Pinkney's cock. And if you don't know who David Pinkney is, then all this really has nothing to do with you, does it?

HattersNews.co.uk 💙

@HattersNews

5 years

Transfer news: #Hatters won’t be breaking wage structure to sign new stars: #Luton won’t break their wage structure to bring in new recruits, manager Graeme Jones has confirmed. ▶️ #COYH #LTFC

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

5 years

The Blackpool thing really sticks in the throat. We were treated differently. We were used as an example. There was no precedent. There was no excuse. The authorities placed their foot on our throats as they stood posturing. We will never have that time back. We will never forget

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

5 years

Look, I'm not bothered if we stay up or not. Next season will be next season. What I do this shizz for is night's like last night. When we bloody the noses of the fancy dans. We did it with graft, spirit, togetherness and shithousery. We got under their skin. I love this club.

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

1 year

Harry cornick, kal naismith, how does that pay cheque look now?

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

11 months

In the madness, didn't realise we scored in the midst of Forest's 'you are going down' taunts. Eat it fuckers

Luton Town FC

@LutonTown

11 months

What a way to secure a point! 🔥

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

2 years

Hey @htafc your work on keeping fans off the pitch has worked so well, it's kept them out of the stands as well 👏👏

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

5 years

Mick Harford completed the greatest personal and luton town story when he guided us to promotion last season. Why on earth would anyone want to take a shit on that by reappointing him now? You'd be booing him again before the seasons out.

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

1 year

Never been prouder of my home town. Welcome to paradise.

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

6 years

That first half. Made in Luton. By Luton. For Luton. Not at the pleasure of some faceless foreign prospector. Not at the cost of selling our soul. Bought by hard work and sweat, not bought obscene piles of cash from unknown sources. We are Luton Town. We do things differently.

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

3 years

Today James Collins became a bone fide Luton legend. All hail king collo.

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

5 years

I don't want this christmas day to ever end. Cos tomorrow I've got watch my team lose to fucking Fulham.

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

6 years

Imagine supporting a football club with a board so good they get their name sung at games. We have become the benchmark. Does your club measure up?

LutonNews_LTFC

@LutonNews_LTFC

6 years

Town boss MH believes 2020 and Gary Sweet deserve a huge pat on the back for their efforts to get Newlands Park approved this week. Hopes fans show their appreciation during Saturday's home game with Gillingham.

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

1 year

@Abzz05425770 @otee_inoh @HaalandsCousin @iamalbertnosa @UtdEIIis Brother, we know that, but that's not the point. The Premier league isn't the be all and end all, despite what the armchair fans think. We faced extinction and now this season secures our long term future. The last thing we want to be is another watford.

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

4 years

Been a season ticket holder on &off for years. Luton supporter for over 40. The club have the devils own job deciding allocation of tickets. Whatever they do, those missing out will object. Cut them some slack. We ll all get our turn. Like everything atm patience is required

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

2 years

I don't get all this talk of nerves. This attempt on the Premier league is a free hit. If we make it, great. If we don't make it, also great. What a season this has been and what a season we have in prospect next year. Now, watford hime and away, that'll be nerves.

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

2 years

Little old Luton

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

5 years

John pyper sex tape

Meriel

@MerielMyers

5 years

Write the scariest story you can in just 4 words.

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

4 years

I'm thinking about noise. The noise of the abuse at half time The noise of a packed kenny on 86 minutes (moncur esque?) The noise of Jones's roar at the final whistle I've never missed that noise more than I have today

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

27 days

Mad as a box of frogs, but I'd have him back in a heartbeat

Charlton Athletic FC

@CAFCofficial

27 days

Nathan Jones gives his reaction to our first league defeat of the season 🗣️ #cafc

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

9 months

Oh why not give graeme Jones a bit of shit. It's funny. And we're arseholes. It's the Luton way.

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

3 years

For the 2nd home game running, we send the nouveau riche, whinging, entitled, premier league wannabes packing. We're not a bunch of induviduals bought at the behest of foreign sugar daddies, we are together, a unit, a team, a movement. I love this club. Little ol' Luton eh?

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

1 year

Hey Luton twitter. Probably best to stop biting at every slight. Gonna be a lot coming our way and you'll be fucked by mid August.

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

1 year

Our town

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

1 year

Throwing his players under the, presumably Harry Potter themed, bus

Watford Football Club

@WatfordFC

1 year

🗣 “Fundamental aspects of the game that you need to show, we've not.” Chris Wilder speaks candidly following derby day defeat. ⤵️

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9 months

On a related point, what a top, top footballer and more importantly, human being Carlton Morris is. Eloquent, considered, powerful, ruthless. One of many that epitomise luton town.

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

6 years

Fuck-a-doodle-do

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

6 years

What sort of a man could turn his back on this?

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

3 years

All joking aside, how fucking good is @LukeDBerry #theartist

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

9 months

If that scenario does pan out, we earned it by not cheating. Seems a pretty honest days work to me Pozzo boy.

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

4 years

Two things the twitter. I'm drunk and I'm 50 today. There, I've said it. We all need to move on now. As you fucking were.

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@abers1

4 years

Hey @BBCNottingham any word on how steve hodge's humble pie is tasting after his early claim that forest would 'destroy Luton down the flanks' #teamslikeluton

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

9 months

Were we lucky today? Both late goals were down to situations we created. We endured a lot of pressure fell behind and came back swinging. I wouldn't do us down. We earned that.

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

10 months

Christ, Garth Crooks looks like a right cunt now doesn't he? #teamslikeluton

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

3 years

Fulham were superior in almost every way, except in organisation and spirit. Underestimate this noisy, little club at your peril.

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@abers1

9 months

Luke Littler getting battered by the people's Republic of Liverpool for appearing in the sun. I guess if you look for offence everywhere, you always will be a victim. Just don't sing about it.

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@abers1

3 years

#c4antivax A ruthless, clear headed takedown of the mendacious anti vax movement and those who seek to profit from the desperation of the gullible. Bravo channel 4.

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

5 years

Never heard of them

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

6 years

Can someone mock up a picture of James Collins as a roman centurion with Nathan Jones 's severed head impaled on his sword and whack it on a fuck off great flag to cover the Kenny end please?

Luton Town FC

@LutonTown

6 years

Seven goals in his last six games. That is all. #COYH

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

2 years

For context, this is what the Premier league will be like. Be careful what you wish for.

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

2 years

What a season What a club What a manager What a squad What a support What a family How far we ve come Little old Luton eh?

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

5 years

Hate Kenilworth road? Try the madejski in the pouring rain. £10 to park on a retail estate, not a pub in sight, herded into a soulless concourse to be financially finger blasted for a lukewarm pie. The match day experience designed by a shark eyes bean counter. Better fucking win

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@abers1

1 year

Something ignored by the pundits, cos most of them take the gambling industry coin.

The Big Step

@the_bigstep

1 year

Luton Town CEO Gary Sweet has said rejecting gambling sponsorship has cost £2m - £3m per season but has no regrets. Promoting gambling costs society so much more than that - Thank you Gary and @LutonTown

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

1 year

If you celebrated promotion to the Premier league and are now moaning about commercial exploitation, you really didn't understand what the Premier league is about. And you'll HATE having a new ground.

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

1 year

I hate losing, but that didn't feel like a loss. I could not be more proud of my club, my team, my fellow hatters. We pushed top of the Premier league all the way and if my mum had been playing up front instead of adebayo we'd have got a point. Little old luton eh?

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@abers1

1 year

Luton town sit 3rd in rhe championship. This is an example of their half time entertainment. Incredible to think this ground could be in the Premier league next season.

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

6 years

Andrew shinnie

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

5 years

Bizarre that sluga comes in for any stick today. Our defending was as error strewn as ever, without sluga we could have had another Brentford. Give your collective heads a wobble lads

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

7 years

There it was. A game to remember. Courage, passion, heart, determination, purpose, execution. We are living in special times ladies and gentlemen. As our Nathan would say, 'I love these boys' #coyh

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

6 years

If you booed mick Harford off at that Stevenage game, you'd better clap, stamp you feet, whoop, holler and light a match for that muthafucka on saturday

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

7 months

Is it still OK to 'fuck the fa and the football league' ? Asking for 10,000 friends

Luton Town FC

@LutonTown

7 months

We would like to remind supporters of our new matchday reporting system – designed to make watching the Hatters a welcoming one for every fan.

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

5 months

Me, if luton stay up

𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚

@beyoncegarden

9 months

name something harder than this😭

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

5 years

Not long back from Accrington. Random thoughts. Their team may be reprehensible shitbags, but the people of Accrington are lovely. Pellys second was sumptuous. Collins had balls the size of a space hopper. Berry gave a masterclass in how to play with a booking. We are going up.

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@abers1

2 years

Nathan jones shouldn't be surprised by the reaction of the fans and players. To them, he's no one. Southampton are one of dozens of clubs with delusional premiership grandeur . He was fucked the moment he walked in the door. The curse of #teamslikeluton

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@abers1

5 years

Every supporter of every football club should read this. A blueprint to face our game #lutopia

Luton Town FC

@LutonTown

5 years

📙 PROGRAMME NOTES | Have a read of Hatters CEO Gary Sweet's notes from the boardroom from the Middlesbrough programme on Friday night. 👉 #COYH

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

2 years

We don't play teams off the park. We stand our ground, look them in the eye and fight for every yard, every inch, every blade of grass. We are not cowed, we are not intimidated, we have no fear. By God, today was every word of that.

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

5 years

Tell lua lua, To put the champagne on ice, The offers weren't quite as nice, Now downgrade your car.

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

1 year

You know who would have scored one of those half chances today? Jordan fucking Clark. We need him back on the pitch ASAP

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

2 years

Southampton fans look like right cunts now, don't they?

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

1 year

How long do you think it will be before we can openly say, being in the Premier league is fucking awful? Asking for a friend. And a football club.

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

2 years

We live in a footballing world, where Kenilworth Road, rich in history, character and atmosphere, is lambasted, yet not a word about the monstrous white elephant @MKDonsFC play in. Currently being humiliated both on and off the pitch, when are they going to turn this nonsense in

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@abers1

1 year

Honestly, fuck off. You bent over for the Pozzos when they took you up, without a thought of the future. You gave your club away without a care. You reap what you sow. Mind the gap 😆

Sam Ucko

@Sam_ucko

1 year

We were lied to. We were told they’d back Rob Edwards “Come Hell or High Water”. He’s now taken our biggest rivals up. Gino Pozzo, get out of our club. #WatfordFC

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

6 years

Glen Reas injury

faith

@faith_crist

6 years

What’s worse than a heartbreak?

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

2 years

Look at the rickety, rackety old thing, but by god did it bounce yesterday

Karen 🎩⚽️🧡🎩

@KrobertsonKaren

2 years

COYH

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

9 months

Andros is luton

We Are Luton Town

@wearelutontown

9 months

Andros on @5liveSport ‘There’s talks going on in the background. I’m 99% sure something will get sorted in terms of a longer deal’

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@abers1

5 years

This. For dad. For all of you.

hattergray

@gpehatter

5 years

I raise a toast too to all the massive Luton fans that are no longer with us tonight who would have loved this season and finally see the town back to where they belong. This is as much for you too. Much love 💕

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

6 years

Big games need big characters. We've got them on the pitch. But what about us? How brave are we? We can play our part. Let's be nerveless, noisy, ruthless, unshakeable. Let's be the last two minutes of Portsmouth, but for 90. Let's be the inspiration. Let's av it luton #coyh

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@abers1

4 years

I'm sat in my flat, on my own, in my dressing gown and I genuinely don't know what to do with myself. Nothing, but nothing, other than supporting Luton does this to me. I have all of the emotions . Jesus H Cornick.

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

9 months

Burnley take the Nottingham Forest trophy for most indignantly wounded fanbase 23 - 24. Hoist up your petticoats ladies.

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

6 years

Fuck me, how good was Cummings control on that second goal

Sport on Sporting Life

@SLSport_

6 years

🔥 There's no stopping Luton Town! 👊 3-0 win over Wycombe ⚽️ James Collins 19th of the season ⚽️⚽️ George Moncur's late brace 💪 Unbeaten in 19 league games 👍 Equalling a 50-year-old club record 🔝 The Hatters are top by six points! 👏 @LutonTown #LTFC

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Rob Palmer

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4 years

The talk of a replacement for graeme Jones clearly missed the point. There will be no replacement in the short or medium term. This decision was made for financial reasons and those reasons are only going to get worse. Football is different now.

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@abers1

3 years

Luton town supporters singing section meeting Chairman: so lads, new signings, new songs. Let's start with mendes gomes Voice from back : er..is he..black? Chair (puzzled) : er..yes Voice (confidently) : let's sing about his cock then Cheers from the all white commitee End

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

3 years

Wonderful pic

Steve T

@SteveT_0001

3 years

Alexa, show me what togetherness is? #COYH

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

6 months

Luton town, once again, shaming the rest of football

Henry Winter

@henrywinter

6 months

The amazing job that Rob Edwards, Gary Sweet and all at #LTFC doing is highlighted here. Chance of staying up with only £2m spend on agents’ fees in summer 23/Jan 24 windows of crazy PL total of £409.5m. Figures of agents’ fees from all 4 divisions via ⁦ @FA ⁩

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

7 months

I'd rather have lost 6-0. Fuck this shit

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

7 months

I saw luke berry score in the Premier league, for those who celebrate.

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Rob Palmer

@abers1

2 years

Massive win. Sumptuous first half, dogged second. Campbell never stopped. Players playing through the pain barrier. And John Still to boot. What a club!

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