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@Culture_Crit 2017…

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@UtdEIIis They should have won the playoffs then, shouldn’t they? Shitting on smaller clubs who massively overachieved and are taking the opportunity to plan smartly for the future is low from a fan who’s never come close being where Luton are

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@Sidemen @xQc xQc in goal like…

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@StokeyyG2 Balotellis only assist in a City shirt was THAT Agüero goal

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@SxrgioSZN If he did play the advatage it would have been a handball on Lewis

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@vini_ball Won’t ever understand the Gavi hate bandwagon…

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@Ic3Evaa I mean, he didn’t start one league game last season, but scored 5 goals. Obviously they are gonna come late in the game

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@cfcDar @ChampionsLeague @ManCity Deserves it more than most

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@AfcBanks_ Sorry, Rodri beats Rice for at least Defending, Consistency, Mentality, Game IQ and BGP too. Strength and Shooting arguable as well

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@ErlingRoIe @Tgarratt10 I feel he meant Agüero as a person, and as a figure in the dressing room. The way Pep talks about players he really puts quality on the pitch side by side with your character and person

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@joinsideplus MoreSidemen is more entertaining than the main channel

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@CFC_Janty Bale never went to Saudi

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@DeadlineDayLive @JacobsBen

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@UTDTrey All three CBs got yellows trying to stop him 🤣

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@sidemenupdated @Behzinga Don’t see Behz taking the fight. Joe has more experience, Behz is a dad. Not worth it

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@iamalbertnosa @UtdEIIis Realistically they can’t expect to stay up, so they should avoid spending big on players that doesn’t want to go down with them. Strengthening their squad with players willing and capable of bouncing straight back up is a much smarter plan. Parachute payments from relegation will

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@DannyAaronsFUT Buying your dream house at your age is amazing! 👏🏼

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@ZachLowy Xabi drip immaculte since day 1 damn

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@AadamAFC @xGPhilosophy United, Chelsea, West Ham and Everton are 9 goals behind their xG per FotMob

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@CityBoyzUp Or Agent fees included in transfers…

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@PitchSideTweets It’s cool if he got it right, but realistically it’s more likely the other way around. Klopp informs the owners in November that he’s leaving, meaning they can now do a lucrative documentary as he won’t stand in the way of it

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@grooviestsalami @Futur3_Th1nk3r @DHU1617 @vidsthatgohard Nothing outdated or even contradictory. Just a matter of conflating crocodiles and alligators.

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@TheOmniLiberal This is elite bait 🎣

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@DHaenens_Roy @Gideoomatic Because we love the sport, the drama, the art

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@ohnosharky Stephen Tries says hello

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@SakaHaleEnd7 @SkySportsPL Should we award bottlers instead? 🥱

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@RandolphUK Then why aren’t you doing that 😏

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@StephenTries Bro using internet explorer 😭

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@utdbrxy Berahino too

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@Thogden Per is top 2 and he’s not 2

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@UtlendingT Som om artisten gidder å høre på heispitchen til en random frivillig sjåfør

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@SLIMBOYF4T You are missing about 8 billion innocent people in that graphic

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@DMGraham85 @the_pieface TC played 😭

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@nonewthing Meanwhile André Onana has legs for arms

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@Unraree23 @WadePlem «But there's no point in Sean going to that level with Sneako. He has no experience, barley any training, and no business in there with a world champ.» Jake has a lot of experience, a ton of training, and could fend for himself in the ring with anyone, Sneako can’t

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@theoldzealand You should have an anti-Puskas award too, for worst goal and/or own-goal

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@theoldzealand That’s actually spot on though, lool

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@right_nai @SamuelAdams89 He gave insight into opposition players’ view and mindset on two players

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@CarefreeJonty This was actually Sean Dyche

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@nocontextfm1 myself…

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@abzMCFC___ Thats like 80% percent of the male population tbf

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@RonAFC04 @Thogden You don’t know how this ranking works do you…

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@DxBruyne17 Norwegian supremacy is not new. Getting Schmeichel wrong is bad though 😂

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@fmbIog The goat

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@Cormac_10_ @markgoldbridge Who plays LCB for England then…

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@EmmanuelEdett @markgoldbridge You should honestly be ashamed of your ball knowledge if you’re mentioning Unai Emery with those two

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@OhustM @avyanited Your cooking:

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@Tgarratt10 If the english players also hypothetically exist in their team, then no, not against Guardiola. If every team lose their english international players then yes imo.

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@HAlfarzan @TheNotoriousMMA Not a good thing, let’s be honest

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@Devian_soul @WorkTheSpace Never seen you on my timeline before scrolled for 30 seconds and to summarize you look like a negative person no one really likes and who's whole personality is complaining

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@tirahlin @wildtiktokss Turn hoes into bros

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@nocontextfooty I prefer the squid

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@_Riddock_ I don’t think that’s anything to worry about tbf

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@centredevils @TelegraphDucker Pep crying

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@AbzSemtex @StoolFootball Not really an anomaly. Had 3 great seasons and two decent ones in the PL at a young age. Just didn’t have the attidude as Mourinho accurately called out.

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@piersmorgan He’s got more Champions Leagues than Arsenal!

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@CFCPys @SJohnsonSport But what about the agent fees!

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@c_tweetsstuff @Jitokeze @StokeyyG2 That’s a bad example of it. Recency bias would be saying Rashford is a better player and winger than Giggs were, because he was really good last season, and the last we remember of Giggs is an old man with little to no G/A-involvement. Even if it might be true it’s bias

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@CFCDUBois 🤣

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@DeedyMCFC They’ve also never lost a game where Ederson has kept a clean sheet ✅

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@operagxofficial Change bio to «gaymers»

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@connFUT @FUT23News Try 13/14

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@utddenvor He must answer for his crimes

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@NoodleHairCR7 @MadridXtra @diarioas Completely missed his point mate 👏🏼 impressive

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@Azrei17 It’s hard to keep track of the 20 new players at chelsea tbf

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@centredevils Harsh imo, especially in a friendly

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@JamzLnd Murder is the unlawful killing of another person. It’s kinda defined as not justifiable. Killing however can be morally justified

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@FCBMonalisa @brfootball @David_Ornstein 105m pounds though

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@SxrgioSZN Rico Lewis?

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@thomassist25_ @StokeyyG2 @jakepaul 🥴

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@RonAFC04 @Thogden It’s based on merit in Europe the last 5 or so seasons. Chelsea won it 2 seasons ago and are still in UCL now. Napoli and Arsenal has not performed nearly as well recently and so they are not there. Has nothing to do with how good they are atm, but performance in Europe.

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@ESPNUK Love him. Proper british

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@FantasyEplTakes @Vikkstar123 @Sidemen It’s obviously not gonna blow your mind or anything, but, yeah, it was a good watch

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@nonewthing I must have missed that against Lens and West Ham…

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@nonewthing 5/9 56% 🔥

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@NeilOB9 @Stonesology He could probably take Kalvin Phillips’ place

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@Shyperr1 @AbdulnasirUs59 @CFC_Janty You’re just salty cuz Bale knows ball

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@CFCPys And a big chunk of wages freed up

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@SxrgioSZN Best defensive performance from a team I remember seeing

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@TheEditorDiary Did seem like it could also have been «rubbish»

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@giotorra T-tiger king…??

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@SxrgioSZN The good players have been promoted

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@CFCMorg @nonewthing Main character complex or something man

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@FUTZONEFIFA Guirassy has to get an insane card

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@Lfc_Jay721 @LetsTalk_FPL @AmossquitoMoss Not after his two seasons in Serie A

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@Charlie_Carrel @TheOmniLiberal Unfair to judge him off of short clips no? It’s their dynamic and they seem happy and fine if you’ve followed his streams

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@z1_z1_z1_z1_ @ErlingRoIe @Tgarratt10 ? Listen to the first half of the video, that’s exactly what he’s talking about, and in the press conferences too. It’s been pretty clear that the two best clubs the past 7 years are valuing personality and character very highly.

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@CFCDUBois Only one answer to this 👇🏻