My dad just said "I'm thankful this year that I don't have to sit across from your piece of shit ex at holidays anymore" and swallows his whole glass of wine. I love it here ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ
Posted a snap story about anal lube spilling in my gym bag. And there's people asking "okay but why do you have anal lube" well Stacy. I use it to feed the homeless people. Wtf do y'all think anal lube is for. ITS FOR FUCKING MY ASS. GROW UP
Do I raffle off a free trip to hawaii with me in 3 weeks. Cuz I hate going places alone. "Like hey like this tweet and you could end up in hawaii for a week with me"