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horrified bystander.

@_gliv

8 years

"I don't know about kids, but you're a great mom to drunk helpless people." best compliment I've ever received.

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@_gliv

5 months

you’re not depressed you just need to hang out with your long distance best friends

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@_gliv

7 months

pick up your friends from the airport. help them move. normalize making an effort for the people you care about

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@_gliv

4 months

heteros: take notes

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8 months

i hope he says yes

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@_gliv

6 months

sometimes i daydream about being the unemployed friend at 3pm

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@_gliv

10 months

how lucky am i to exist at the same time as baja blasts

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3 years

maybe she’s born with it, maybe she’s been gaslighted so much that she can’t tell the difference between paranoia and intuition

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@_gliv

10 months

when ur situationship starts asking too many questions

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6 months

a girl at my bar last night took her chain off and gave it to me and said to give it back to her when she comes back to visit again. from a different state. this is one of the most lesbian things that has ever happened to me

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@_gliv

11 months

my favorite genre of men is cat dads

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@_gliv

6 months

jk she extended her trip

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@_gliv

6 months

a girl at my bar last night took her chain off and gave it to me and said to give it back to her when she comes back to visit again. from a different state. this is one of the most lesbian things that has ever happened to me

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@_gliv

9 months

@greendaylover44 don’t forget to tell the tsa lady you’re a grower on your way out 💕

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@_gliv

10 months

im 5’1 if anyone wants to have a chat

Bubbles 🫧 🔜 WAKAAN 👐🏽

@stxfxni

10 months

IM SHORT IM VERY SHORT

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@_gliv

10 months

this you?

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@_gliv

9 months

sorry i mimicked that random loud noise i literally couldn’t help myself

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@_gliv

6 months

it makes me sad when my friends send me tiktoks that aren’t actually funny. like i thought u had a better sense of humor than this? i thought u knew me well enough to know my humor? are we even really friends?

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6 months

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@_gliv

1 year

@pastoralcomical groundbreaking

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@_gliv

3 years

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE FINANCIALLY RESPONSIBLE IF Y’ALL KEEP DROPPING LINEUPS AND MERCH

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@_gliv

1 year

adhd is such a scam because why is this redbull making me sleepy

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@_gliv

2 years

why do i still think my body can handle benders the way it did when i was 23

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@_gliv

10 months

taurus baby ♉️🤍

shroomy🍄 🔜 Lost Lands🦕🔜Hijinx🪼

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10 months

Sagittarius🍃🥰😋

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@_gliv

5 months

hmu if u wanna get into a relationship today so our anniversary can be 42024

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@_gliv

1 year

@danielleweisber i once had a supervisor be my reference for a different job while i was still working under him. 10/10

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@_gliv

2 years

@OfficialBigRo_ being alive

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@_gliv

8 months

i think we can all agree with @woolimusic on this one

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8 months

@witchdaddio miami edition

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@_gliv

1 year

imagine we go to Taco Bell together and you ask “do you want a Baja Blast?” I get down on one knee and say “no, I want something that will Baja last” I ask you to marry me and you say yes, then we ring the Taco Bell together and live happily ever after

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@_gliv

6 months

what if @Griz just… never comes back…

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@_gliv

8 months

rip jesus he would have loved lost lands

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@_gliv

6 months

this girl last night insisted that her (very obvious) fake was real, so i asked her what a pound sign is… she was clueless.

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@_gliv

9 months

@equine__dentist break up with her

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@_gliv

3 months

@johnsummit shirtless for the gays >>>

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@_gliv

1 year

if love could have saved you, you would have lived forever 🤍🎗️

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@_gliv

2 years

my mom came in my room to ask if my “mushroom thing” helps you wake up. i microdose a few times a week and it does give me energy so naturally i say yes and went to give her some. she was v confused. turns out she was asking about my mushroom coffee. i almost gave her shrooms.

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@_gliv

10 months

sorry i liked your tweet 13 seconds after you posted it im actually in love with you

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@_gliv

9 months

5’1

peaches

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5’6”

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@_gliv

5 months

took a shot with @craymusic , confessed my whole girl group’s endless infatuation with her, and then got a work call. paradise (corporate girly edition)

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@_gliv

9 months

so what you’re saying is these miami mall creatures were 8 to 10 feet tall and dark…?

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@_gliv

2 years

@bigmikstake it’s giving lesbian

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@_gliv

1 year

can y’all please only tweet quality tweets today? don’t want my 600 wasted on mediocre content

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@_gliv

9 months

@BR0IG we are so back

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@_gliv

9 months

i’d even peel her grapes if she wanted me to

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@_gliv

5 months

be honest do u like this set better in purple or blue???

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@_gliv

10 months

quote with your age 28 ✨

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10 months

Quote with your age Me will be 29 in one week :)

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@_gliv

11 months

i may have four boyfriends but in reality all i want is a girlfriend

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@_gliv

1 year

@f0lake sob uncontrollably

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@_gliv

7 months

the term “gross pay” is called gross pay because it’s actually disgusting to see how much money you would have made before taxes

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@_gliv

2 years

we did it guys

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@_gliv

10 months

knowing someone for many years doesn’t mean they’re a good friend idk how to break it to you

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@_gliv

2 years

happy new years, from my mouth to yours 🤍

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@_gliv

3 years

love her with your actions, not just with your words.

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@_gliv

8 months

remember that tweet about unsolicited d*cks in my dm’s at 7am? 🤡🤢

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@_gliv

5 months

dreams do come true 💫

☆ CRAY ☆

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11 months

@_gliv That’s crazy cuz I’m looking for a hand 2 hold

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@_gliv

2 years

@dox_gay i don’t know what this means but i feel attacked kind of

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@_gliv

4 years

I can’t wait for the day the clubs finally open and Bad Bunny’s album can finally thrive the way it was meant to

˚✧₊⁎N444T⁎⁺˳✧༚

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4 years

I WANNA GO DUMB TO BAD BUNNY IN THE CLUB NOT EN EL PINCHE DRIVEWAY

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@_gliv

9 months

i’m at a stage in my life where i get more excited about an ice cold fountain coke than i do about alcohol

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@_gliv

8 months

on saturdays we (step out of our comfort zone and) wear pink

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@_gliv

8 months

@squeeby6 i could only aspire to be that level of smooth

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@_gliv

11 months

boy math is struggling to please one girl but still wanting a threesome

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@_gliv

10 months

guys be like “i know a place” and then take you here

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@_gliv

10 months

i’m here yes hello

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@_gliv

8 months

i wasn’t built for hookup culture i was put in this world to be babied

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@_gliv

8 months

if you think the shrek visuals are that scary, just wait until you hear about what’s happening in the rest of the world…

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@_gliv

8 months

@sceptilites @DCLuckyDog i would die for vending machine

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@_gliv

10 months

me when i text my friends to make plans and then decide i actually don’t want to go out anymore

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@_gliv

6 months

IT guy troubleshooting my laptop just asked me when was the last time I turned it off… that’s so disrespectful (he checked and said it’s been 128 days)

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@_gliv

4 months

@AltheeaRaps the spins 😤

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@_gliv

10 months

how do i tell my friend that her new boyfriend looks like my sleep paralysis demon

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@_gliv

5 months

leave me and my dirty bar mirror alone

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@_gliv

1 year

camera didn’t cooperate but i got to live my fangirl moment 🥲 huge thanks to @paulineherr for making my dreams come true! edc is off to a great start

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@_gliv

1 year

the #1 thing on my edc bucket list is to get a forehead kiss from @paulineherr under the electric sky, highly unlikely but just imagine

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@_gliv

9 months

sorry for disassociating! it will happen again

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@_gliv

2 years

… i got the fucking job 😭

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@_gliv

2 years

just interviewed for my dream job, how am i supposed to take any other interview seriously

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@_gliv

9 months

F is for Friends who wanna do stuff together but maintaining adult friendships is hard so they see eachother once every few months at best because adulting gets in the way U is for U and meeeeeeee…

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@_gliv

2 years

@champagnexali ok but at least i’m a cute tio

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@_gliv

1 year

grilled cheese > island noodles

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@_gliv

10 months

changing your sneaky link’s name to Scam Likely on your phone so you don’t have to worry if they call while you’re with your partner

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@_gliv

10 months

RT with a pic of you, no face literally 90% of my pictures

Marni

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Rt w/ a pic of you, no face

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@_gliv

9 months

real men let their girls peg them and eat their ass 😇

aye-jay

@aj4bird

9 months

Fellas, is it gay to let your girl peg you and eat your ass?

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@_gliv

8 months

@tumblebrutus_ @trinidadtylah @akhasarya gatekeeping 😭

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@_gliv

8 months

to all my friends who are anxious about their taxes or feel the need to hire someone for them pls don’t pay unless it’s absolutely necessary i’ll do them for free ok i’m a nerd

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@_gliv

1 year

@libracreatrix LMFAO my cat did this in the miami airport and we had to chase him from one security checkpoint all the way to the next security checkpoint, on a day where the AC wasn’t doing its job very well and we were still required to wear face masks. also after taking his sedative

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@_gliv

5 months

paradise blue is so cool because we literally just fist bumped samplifire while he was smoking a cigarette and took shots with kayzo and cray and selfies with infekt while just chillin on the beach

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@_gliv

2 years

starting off day one with a hole in my fishnets <3

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@_gliv

2 years

@emdelhoops thank u it’s been a long three days but i’m holding strong

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@_gliv

1 year

@imniceandsmart if he really liked her he’d get a legal name change 🤷🏻‍♀️

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@_gliv

8 months

ALICIA KEYS WILL FOREVER BE THAT BITCH

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@_gliv

11 months

everything i used to beg for, im getting without even having to ask 🥹

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@_gliv

1 year

proud of you for having the cojones to speak up 🫶🏼 while i’m not sure if i’ll ever be ready to share my experience, having spent the majority of the last two years with this person i’ve seen what they’re capable of- i stand with you