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25 days
When you’re being mean to me this is who you’re being mean to
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4 years
How does Mario feel knowing Trump has been in Peach twice
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4 years
This is the one
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3 years
WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY
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3 years
Can’t stop laughing
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2 years
@JoshuaPHilll Republicans be like well stop going to school
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10 months
How is it that people born in 2000 are 23 but like I was born in the 90s and yet I am also 23
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1 year
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1 year
@PopBase Lmao why is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen lmao is he fr or is he a parody lmaooo dead 💀
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11 months
Pls do lines off my casket
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1 year
It’s called gross pay bc it’s literally disgusting to see how much you coulda made
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11 months
Should I post this ????
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2 years
@TheLastHimbo Are all those your dads?
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10 months
It’s that point in the night where we either get cocaine or go home
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2 years
I’m never drinking again. Strictly drugs
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5 months
Pete Davidson has the chance to do the funniest thing
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Gypsy Rose Blanchard announces separation from husband Ryan Anderson.
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4 years
I just took acid everyone like this tweet bc we love that!
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3 months
@ok_but_still This thread made me suicidal
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10 months
My neighbor is a dick about my dogs so lately at random times I go out in the hall and yell RIIIIIIIIICOOOOOOLA and it’s sets off all the dogs in the building for like 20 minutes lmao
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11 months
“I want what she’s on” The spectrum ????
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3 years
@vivalamels On time I got fired bc I tweeted that I hated my job and a girl I work with took a screen shot and sent it to my boss Lmaooo tf
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11 months
If Tupac did fake his death it was to get away from Jada dead ass
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4 years
My boyfriend got mad at me bc we were working out at home and in the middle I just stopped and took a dab. Like hello that’s why we work out at home ya dweebus
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11 months
An Olive Garden Server ????
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an outfit all men look hot in
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2 years
My friend was like “idk if this❄️ is even good” and I was like bro I’m pretty sure I’ve snorted drywall before give it
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11 months
IT IS NOT CONSENSUAL TO HAVE NAKED MEDIA FROM GIRLS YOU NO LONGER ASSOCIATE WITH. Can’t even believe this has to be said disgusting creeps
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4 years
Girls are so mean this girl called me a “coke whore” knowing damn well I can’t afford to be a COKE whore so why she gotta remind me that I’m poor
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4 years
Do Acid I encourage it but pls go to therapy too
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4 years
I can’t believe I spent my early twenties being in love with a guy who looks like a thumb thumb from Spy Kids
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4 years
May the tears we cried in 2020 lubricate the cheeks we clap in 2021
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4 years
Do not ask me to 69. That’s only for when you’re 17 and trying to get everything in before your parents get home
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4 years
Fuck it, ima do drugs alcohol and sex tonight
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4 years
If I followed you that’s me shooting my friendship shot
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1 year
@PopBase Oh so she just gets to have Harry Potter’s baby huh ?
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4 years
@shannynsharyse Hello not to be invasive but I was just wondering where I could send you flowers and not to be creepy either but this just made me so sad and I know flowers probably won’t do anything but yeah I would just like to send you flowers
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4 years
A week after my ex and I broke up he posted a selfie with the caption “when you finally lose 130 pounds of toxicity” and I’m just like first of all I’m only 115 pounds of toxicity
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4 years
If I hit Mitch McConnell with my car would y’all sub to my OnlyFans
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3 years
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1 year
I literally called like ten people to ask if they wanted to go meet the dudes from Breaking Bad and no one answered so I went by myself and had a shot severed specially to me by The Jesse Pinkman so hate on it
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4 years
Military guys be like I can’t smoke weed I’ll only do blow maybe meth if it clears in three days
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6 days
Boyfriend: pass me a bag Me*dead ass*: of ketamine or cocaine Him: For the groceries wtf is wrong with you 💀
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11 months
“Ur a Jerk” “I know”
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3 years
Are we dating? Are we fucking? Are we best friends? Are we somethin
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1 year
@DeadBeatFuture Ask da Vinci
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2 years
All the cocaine in the world and your nose is still in my business
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4 years
My last boyfriend was so mad when we broke up he was like “I’m gonna make the whole world know what a whore you are” and then he sent a sex tape of me to my grandma. Lmao Tf?
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4 months
What in the Kanye’s wife
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Say sike right now
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I told this older man that I was thinking about practicing law and he says “they’re not gonna let you practice law covered in tattoos and with pink hair. ” Watch me fucker
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6 months
I’m 90 days alcohol free today :) that’s somethin ig
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5 months
Lilly and James Potter
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taylor swift and post malone 🤍
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2 years
I’ll never forget when this girl said I was embarrassing to go out with bc I brought a leftover burrito to the club
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1 year
An someone please get this for me I need it
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10 months
I don’t mind being the villain in ur story bc ur the clown in mine
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3 years
I cried to the car insurance guy that my ex was a douche and he was like “there’s a discount for that”
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1 year
Cruel Summer 💗
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4 years
Mom I know you’re stalking my Twitter. I do drugs.
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1 year
@ziarastar Trying to Further Troys basket ball career makes her a villain ????? Lmao be fr
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4 years
I don’t know dude. I think everyone is all jealous and shit cuz I’m like the lead influencer of my brand
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1 year
At this point drugs are cheaper than groceries
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1 year
My high school ex is out there now acting like he’s all innocent in a Christian band like he didn’t finger bang me at a Smashing Pumpkins concert when we were teenagers. smh
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2 years
No drinking just drugs for me thanks
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11 months
She goes full frontal just sayin
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“No Hard Feelings” starring Jennifer Lawrence hits Netflix tomorrow.
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My boyfriend said this isn’t a good pic of me(he’s a hater)
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9 months
You don’t ONLY have to listen to EDM to be an EDM fan lmao
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To Brighter Days 💛
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9 months
Always believe in yourself
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2 years
@crybabybuick Ohm yes it’s like I can’t do it now I’m in too deep
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Orrrrr if I get cremated just do lines of me
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Pls do lines off my casket
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4 years
Anyone down for doses and mimosas? How about Champagne and cocaine to help get you through ??? HMU
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4 years
I once traded a nude for an HBO Max login. I ain’t better than nobody
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9 months
Cheers to 29 and 3weeks and counting of sobriety thank you for all the love and support 💛🫶✨
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1 year
Hi
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9 months
After 10+ years of being a binge drinking alcoholic for like 10+ years I am 3 weeks sober so far. Lupus and alcohol are a terrible mix folks :)
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4 years
Every time I get a DM from a new person I get excited bc I think I’m about to make a new friend and then I open it and they’re just tryin to sell me reasonably priced Ray Bans :(
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4 years
My boyfriend wants Polaroid of my ass for his wallet. Ima do it
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1 year
You know something really saddddd Fezco will never have a chance to explain to Lexi why he didn’t make it to her play
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10 months
Stay away from people that still see the old you and don’t respect the current you and how far you’ve come
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7 months
Oh I’m loving this purple on me I might fuck around do it again
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5 months
This pic makes me feel 30 already
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2 months
I’ve made 10.8k on OF thank yall like I was able to pay a big chunk of my student loans
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11 months
Hey girl idk who needs to hear this but It’s a little concerning that all he wants to do is doggy style babe
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4 years
New Brand Who Dis?
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11 months
Lmao living with EDM peeps is hilarious “Casey wants to know if she does the dishes if she can have a bump”
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2 years
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9 months
Guys when I get famous a video of me getting detained at the airport for having too many white claws before my flight is prolly gonna get leaked just a heads up lmao I’m coming to terms with it to be prepared
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11 months
In the name of the Hotel, the Motel, and the Holidayy inn
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2 years
This chick came up to me and laid her head on my shoulder and was like “I’m rolling balls rn” and I was like do you have anymore and she’s said no so idk why she was even talking to me
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A girl killed her boyfriend in my apartment elevator today ….
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4 years
It’s a no from me dawg
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2 months
It’s a Friday but is it a happy one ? We shall see. Love y’all have a happy Friday
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4 years
Who’s parents used print mapquest for directions ?
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3 years
When the Chainsmokers said I was doing just fine before I met you. That shit hard
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4 years
It’s from the movie mean girls you fuckin uncultured sexist twat.
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4 years
Hello, this is a thread of unsolicited duck pics feel free to add :)
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1 year
@mqrsoc This is the synopsis of my life except I wanna go to Barbieland from the real world
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2 years
@tyler02020202 Then how come your hoodie still has the strings
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3 years
I just woke up but like why do I have a pile of Taco Bell sauce under my pillow
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So ugly
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