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★~(◡﹏◕✿) UT24, she/her

Texas, USA
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Prophet Sara
3 years
Y’all ever be taking a test thinking damn I remember skimming this in the textbook
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Prophet Sara
4 months
Don’t eat hot Cheetos and take 10 shots 😓
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Prophet Sara
1 year
@iluvrichdads PLEAKDJEUEIOSO miss Debbie outlaw u will be dealt with
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Prophet Sara
5 months
Ugly ass group of zionists showing up to the protest
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Prophet Sara
3 years
THEY DISCONTINUED HOT FUNYUNS WHAT THE HELL
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Prophet Sara
4 years
broke college students against J&J’s towing
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Prophet Sara
4 years
this guy on the elevator was like what floor and this chick was like 14 and he was like oh we live on the same floor haha and she was like we’ve literally slept together IM CRINE NO WAY NO WAYYYYYY
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4 years
I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT I HAVE JUST WITNESSED
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Prophet Sara
4 years
lmao I’m never asking anyone in my stem classes for help again 😭 y’all are so rude and cocky like for what reason girl
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Prophet Sara
3 years
Where r the baddies that don’t have iPads and still use pen and paper
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Prophet Sara
4 years
how it started😞 vs. how it’s going😏
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Prophet Sara
4 years
Hey guys UT is in need of volunteers to help people get vaccinated. You can sign up to be a scanner at the check-in desk and all you need is your UT ID! All volunteers get both doses of the vaccine after 4 hours of volunteering too!
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Prophet Sara
4 years
I WANT CHOCOLATE COVERED STRAWBERRIES AND PRETTY FLOWERS AND THE CHIK FIL A CHICK N MINIS IN THE HEART SHAPED BOX
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Prophet Sara
4 years
my mom really had multiple guys proposing to her when she was in her twenties and when she rejected one of them he became a priest
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Prophet Sara
4 years
i be like 👀
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Prophet Sara
4 years
911 by miss gaga
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Prophet Sara
3 years
I feel like this can’t be real…
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3 years
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Prophet Sara
4 years
I’m so tired of this hate 💔💔💔
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Prophet Sara
3 years
Why would someone ever create R studio I’m so serious why
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Prophet Sara
3 years
Guys probably no one cares but I just got out of my research lab and my gels lit up w bands!! and my RE said that out of all the years she’s been teaching she’s only had like 10 students PCRs have bands on the first try. And she’s sending my samples off for more PCR sequencing 😁
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Prophet Sara
3 years
It’s my birthday!♈️!!!
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Prophet Sara
4 years
bodyodyodyody
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Prophet Sara
4 years
this is my brother’s girlfriends pet raccoon everyone say hi NOW
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Prophet Sara
3 years
The 3am urge to start applying for jobs
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Prophet Sara
3 years
Feeling hot and perfect in my low rise jeans w my new tattoo
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Prophet Sara
3 years
Guys I passed my written and clinical boards yesterday and I’m officially a nurse aide YAY 😁
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Prophet Sara
5 months
OOp I’ve upset the 60 year old zionist trolls
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Prophet Sara
3 years
Pho for like 50 ppl…
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Prophet Sara
5 months
They literally just came on the loudspeaker in PCL and said we must disperse or everyone will be arrested
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Prophet Sara
3 years
U rich white bichs really live a completely different life in college damn that’s crazy
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Prophet Sara
3 years
YAYYY I got into the CNA program and I got a scholarship 😁😁😁
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Prophet Sara
3 years
LIKE OH MY GOD
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Prophet Sara
3 years
Need to Know has been my top song on Spotify for like the past two months, I can’t believe I got to see Doja sing it in person from like twenty feet away
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Prophet Sara
2 years
2 rapists on the Supreme Court were able to make the decision to overturn Roe v. Wade. Kavanaugh and Thomas don’t care about women’s consent, rights, or privacy. Rapists were allowed to control our bodies today.
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Prophet Sara
4 years
my MatchUT is in the same sorority as my ex gf u have got to be kidding me
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Prophet Sara
4 years
zilker pics 👉🏽👈🏽
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Prophet Sara
4 years
people are really taking 20 hours at UT, are y’all like okay???
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Prophet Sara
4 years
i just ran 2 miles before class?? while listening to a podcast ab neuroscience???? and then did yoga???
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Prophet Sara
4 years
Me being sexy that’s literally it lol
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Prophet Sara
3 years
I love how everyone collectively does not know what engineers do
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Prophet Sara
3 years
ACL
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Prophet Sara
3 years
I’m so cute
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Prophet Sara
4 years
overheard the frat boys in the elevator talk ab how they’re doing a bar crawl tonight 😍😍😍 the 1,000 COVID positive cases at UT said ⬆️
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Prophet Sara
3 years
Ew I fucking hate college because I can be like I haven’t started on this assignment that’s due at 5 today and some bitch is always gonna be like omg I’ve been working on mine for two weeks u should rlly start…stfu
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Prophet Sara
3 years
robert pattinson is hot in twilight but he’s soooo hot in Harry Potter
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Prophet Sara
4 years
I GOT INTO MY FIRST CHOICE RESEARCH STREAM YUHHH
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Prophet Sara
3 years
me wearing pink and taking mirror selfies
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Prophet Sara
5 months
Me at Barton at 2pm on a Wednesday but I’m employed
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2pm on a Tuesday in Austin Work from home culture here is STRONG ☀️
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Prophet Sara
3 years
At six flags rn when I have three essays due tonight 😁
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Prophet Sara
4 years
posting these to remind y’all that I am very cute
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Prophet Sara
3 years
Ok I’ll bite, I’ve never bought a textbook for any of my UT classes before
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Prophet Sara
4 years
y’all I went on a date today and the guy told me we were going to zilker and tanning so I wear a bikini top and shorts and sandals so tell me why this dude took me on a 4 hour hike where we only took TWO BREAKS
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Prophet Sara
4 years
stream night changes
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Prophet Sara
4 years
prof was like “I’m really trying to ram this concept down your throat” like godamn
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Prophet Sara
2 years
a deposit AND first months rent due two months before I move in??? I hate austin.
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Prophet Sara
4 years
you MAGAts are so brainwashed holy fuck. if you vote for trump and rally behind a man who has turned this country into a polarized, COVID infested shitshow, you’re a piece of shit human with no regard for POC, immigrants, women, trans people, or the LGBTQIA community.
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Prophet Sara
3 years
my intro to black womens studies class has the most amazing professor ever like she actually acknowledges anxiety and depression and is flexible on deadlines and is just cool as fuck. also her lesson plans are amazing?? we get to listen to meg thee stallion for hw, I love it here
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Prophet Sara
4 years
today marks two years since my dad passed away. not to get vulnerable on twitter or anything but I miss him so much everyday, but my memory of him is slowly fading and it breaks my heart. my guardian angel forever ❤️
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Prophet Sara
4 years
YAY it’s 65 outside time to wear my little whore clothes 😁
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Prophet Sara
3 years
LOL
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Prophet Sara
2 years
Texas put a ring on it, but it’s gonna be my ex in a year 😘
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Prophet Sara
3 years
Me tonight 😁
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Prophet Sara
4 years
if Texas turns blue, I’ll post pictures from my my eyes only
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Prophet Sara
4 years
I AM A WOMAN IN STEM
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Prophet Sara
3 years
PASSED MY OCHEM EXAM OMfg
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Prophet Sara
4 years
i’m gonna text him
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Prophet Sara
4 years
I love when TAs are just like ?????? like yeah I made that entire formula up so what lmao shut the fuck up
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Prophet Sara
3 years
HI TWITTER
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Prophet Sara
4 years
YALL OKAY so I was at work and this chick comes in and is like “do u like snakes” and I was like fuck yeah AND SHE PULLS OUT A SNAKE FROM HER POCKET and look at how cute 🥺 her name is voodoo say hi
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Prophet Sara
3 years
The feminine urge to overshare on your private story
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Prophet Sara
4 years
just found out alcohol disrupts REM sleep so that’s why when you stay up and drink until 4 am you still wake up at 8 am
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Prophet Sara
4 years
Him .
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4 years
baby you’re ignorant and have an Android, pick a struggle 😭😭😭
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Prophet Sara
4 years
how are y’all even partying at the dorms like they only come w one chair???
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Prophet Sara
3 years
Look at this vintage picnic basket my brother got me for Christmas
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Prophet Sara
4 years
this filter on snap is so cute
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Prophet Sara
4 years
Just got a 206 % of error I am a woman in stem yes
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Prophet Sara
4 years
profs that drop your lowest grades>>>
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Prophet Sara
4 years
I hate having crushes on white people like stop colonizing my thoughts 😡
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Prophet Sara
3 years
⛵️
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Prophet Sara
1 year
Why did he read me 😭
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Prophet Sara
3 months
I have homework due tonight already :(
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Prophet Sara
3 years
U what now
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Prophet Sara
2 years
This longhorn painting from target has truly plagued every white austin home
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Prophet Sara
2 years
idc how hard life gets, I am not riding a scooter to class
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Prophet Sara
4 years
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Prophet Sara
4 years
hehe I voted and you should to!
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Prophet Sara
3 years
Guys I just made a 108 on my final for my CNA class and my instructor gave me homemade strawberry jam I love her
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Prophet Sara
4 years
moved to Austin like 4 hours ago and I’ve already almost hit someone on a scooter
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Prophet Sara
4 years
after exams, profs should just not assign anything for at least a week I am DRAINED
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Prophet Sara
4 years
Biden has nothing to do w this??? Meanwhile it’s y’all’s precious GOP that’s to blame. Not to mention that it’s not okay to wish anything on anyone during these unprecedented conditions. A family w a newborn that voted for Biden should be last to get gas? Not very prolife of you.
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Prophet Sara
3 years
My mom is selling the gas station and this is her last week of work. Kind of crazy bc I literally grew up in the store and have been working here since I was 15. So ready for her to stop working 7 day a week and get out of this toxic town though
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Prophet Sara
4 years
do y’all’s ears ever be like EEEEE
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Prophet Sara
4 years
Men will beg u to talk to them and then say shit like this. Charging the next guy that wants a text back $50.
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4 years
my two month long pregnancy scare is finally over 😁🤞🏽
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4 years
Empire State of mind 🥶🤯
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3 years
Yasss balayage
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Prophet Sara
4 years
mom I cry so much and miss u and college so hard my mom: 👍
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Prophet Sara
4 years
Some of my bugs
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4 years
Does anyone wanna see my bugs
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4 years
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