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I don’t write this shit so y’all will feel god coming 🪐 Main Account: @axhton_c

N17 | Malmö | Kingston, JA |
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@eventualforever Disrespect the mother of his children.
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she’s right??
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non aesthetic things
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Mia Khalifa thinks being in the army is worse than doing onlyfans 😭
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@EuroExpert_ if it’s tottenham you say it’s a bottle sorry, bias among different clubs is wild
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@BSOLZ_ defo another trade for brogdon and like grant for a PG 🤷🏿‍♂️
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@EPM106 one of his best films is a movie about jesus and silence man like those are creative risk films
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@Hulian0036 what’s the documentary tho??
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@thfcem28 it’s the no strap or brace or nothing he looks fine (obviously something is injured but extent is hopefully looking good)
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Prime time Kyrie with Boston… he was special…
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Maya Hawke is up there with Beabadoobee as like one of the hottest women on the planet
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please don’t do this to me celts
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@NotGlidus record it, for the second channel i’d watch the shit out of that glimbus pls
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@thfcmxtt none of her fucking concern in all honesty
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marcus smart hero ball
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hilarious how predictable they are
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I’ve just looked through Lil Tay’s twitter and I’m shocked that a girl who was screaming at random other influencers in 2017 for “beef” now just embarrasses bigots on twitter. Life is a funny thing
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Kevin Spacey, the actor?
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@bornposting petition for a 5 hour scorsese cut of the irishman your honour
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@mcnultyadamm Is that Fuenes Mori 😭
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al horford masterclass never thought i’d see the day #celticsheat
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after every spurs win i find myself patiently waiting for @thfc_nia wallpaper post
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@KingKruleUK seaforth being the longest does not make me happy 😤
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@Zeus1882x we once had Kyle walker and Kyle Walker Peters
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first date went well
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all this fucking “stand with israel” bullshit just so israel can go commit FUCKING WAR CRIMES is insane
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BREAKING: Israel's Defense Minister orders total blockade on Gaza, says there will be 'no electricity, no food, no fuel’
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I can tell your friends hate when you’re around. “Oh… you invited him” type vibes
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@Cudalla neurologist appointment???
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first smooth operator of 2024
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wait… i’m goated
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i just hit the coldest opening message on hinge we’re so back
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this is my favourite little sub genre of actors like jon hamm and ryan gosling being silly little goofy detectives
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pov ur great mid budget detective comedies that people just didn’t see so we’ll never get sequels
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@ANTIJVY use me as a dislike button fellas
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WHY DOES JAMES SPADER LOOK LIKE THAT AHHHHHH
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nw:
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MY NIGGA YOU ARE DATING HER AND YOU HAVE MORE MONEY THAN YOU CAN SPEND WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO BE SAD ABOUT
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I feel so fucking sad and crazy
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the battle for coldest white boy in the league tonight; Jokic vs Reaves. honestly reaves is winning
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@Cudalla 2 week migraine and arbys stomach would finish me, u a stronger man than me
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brudda
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sly looks like beavo
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bro’s acting like his mums birthday a fucking 13 hour shift kmt 😭😭😭😭
I think I will be missing the game tomorrow, sadly. Mother’s birthday. Do not know the schedule yet, but I presume I will be forced to spend most of the day with her. I want to try and watch the game. So I may fake a visit to ANE (temporarily), or alike. Something that will
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Tom Cruise has been doing the “movie thing for like 5 years the Nicole Kidman ad has only been airing since 2021 come on now dawg just go and enjoy Dead Reckoning part one
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Tom Cruise slander incoming
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funniest tweet ever that 97% of my followers will not get
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doing this with a dragusin kit in morrisons
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🥇| Radu Dragusin weighs his own food, measures his own sleep, and likes to go to the gym before and after training if he can. When Dragusin, who has one year left on a degree course in Romania, is not playing, he likes to play chess. Dragusin pores over footage of his own game,
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housemate just text and told me to shut the fuck up barking he’s got his girl round
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@Cudalla we’re so back
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the definition of wonderkid and i ain’t hearing different
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Eid Mubarak to all my Muslim brothers on this app. May you have a blessed day 👏🏾
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@xAlfieTHFC this is perhaps the best tweet i’ve ever seen
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James Stewart in Its a wonderful Life is like genuinely irresistible in both charisma and just attraction. kinda insane how hot he is in the film
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she was down bad in this moment and i get it
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@mcnultyadamm I just remember him being woeful for yous
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Feeling
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY DAWG @AshtonHil04
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the bad mindedness on this app today man, show a little compassion for your fellow humans mandem.
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superbowl watching
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@0liviaolive he did love mulholland drive to be fair to him
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at least get your facts right whilst debating ignorant dumb shit
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@judysquirrels @dutyfreechamp Greta does not have a nomination for best director though, which is what we’re talking about. and there’s still less than 10 women nominated in a group of like 475 nominated directors since the Oscars began.
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Nah we do
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Stoke smashed Plymouth you love to see it
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@LolOverruled
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Does anyone know any white boys with incredible swag
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pls
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@Cudalla up to you lmao i’m scared you gon cuss me out if i tell you to do anything
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she looks about 13 christ
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Joao Pedo
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Just smoked my last joint before a T break. I aim for a week or two.
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In the year 2024, your joke of choice to resort to is transphobia. Grow up man, I don’t know nor really care what context is, like we should be past this as a insult in BIG 2024
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Poor kid
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Tatum vs the sixers in this game 7
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Gonna be the best manager of this generation. Elite
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Time to celebrate for Xabi Alonso 🍻
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Ethan Hawke and Maya Hawke are my favourite nepotism couple
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fuck aston villa, irrelevant ass team. have that
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Housemate going home for the weekend got the house to myself
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SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING PEDOS
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‘But it worked against Aberdeen and Tokyo FC’
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that’s enough hinge for today
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JUST GOT PAID
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average stoke vs leicester fan whilst i’m sat here in ange ball heaven
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@ANTIJVY how r u liking the championship xx (i support the mid table mandem)
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i just got so baked nigga. i’m dying
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As much as I hate Chelsea as an establishment. I really enjoy watching this team. It’s fun and shit where the style of play has great passages due to the unpredictability of the players. Poch operating on nothing but vibes for the tactics so the players just gotta make it up 😭
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christ I hate people sometimes
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@eventualforever It’s kinda mid theres some great lines in there, the maroon 5 dig. The Rick Ross disses. But the fact niggas think it’s AI shows you about drakes style of rapping at this point
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I love my girlfriend so much man she doesn’t understand like how much her just talking to me about little random topics mean to me, like yea babe tell me about the underlying racism within british reality tv 😤
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watching this again, genuinely one of the best acceptance speeches i’ve ever seen he’s so likeable, funny yet humble in the jokes it’s amazing
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Robert Downey Jr. accepts the award for Best Supporting Actor at the #GoldenGlobes
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@Douggernaut_2 50 years old who’s a conspiracy theorist about how the government put microchips in the frosted flakes
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if werner gets 10 goal involvements for us between now and end of the season i’ll give everyone who likes this tweet £2
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just seen hazard drop that cunt thogden on his ass… life is good
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ran out of weed so tonight’s it’s the warm carling in the living room next to the radiator for FM sesh tonight
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A true legend of the scene and Headie one. Shoutout Broski
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Aqua~Luna 🔮🌑✨🇯🇲
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😭😭😭 why is my lil cousin posing like Headie one please
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Bro fuck that, drugs seem way more fun
@ManishLife_Ty
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Healing takes time; nothing happens over night 🗣️
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womp womp, bad movies are bad movies grow up and learn to accept criticism of things you enjoy
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I will never understand the toxic section of Twitter who make it their entire personality to hate on a film they didn’t like. Write your negative mini review & be done with it. Why waste more time on a film you didn’t like & why try to ruin it for the ones who did like it?
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Lebron and Jokic flop off
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Second half fc
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this goes for lando as well #nooticing
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Charles Leclerc if there was any time to win a race…
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i have just received £200 we’re so fucking back
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oh i almost forgot on here (i did it on insta) #HappyInternationalWomansDay to all the woman in my life (though one did just say she’ll fuck my girlfriend)
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“Well guess what I’m JP”
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@bratzfemmes
DI☆ the femme president
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u ever told a bitch i got g’s no? u ever make a biddy hit her knees?
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Got tickets for king krule 🥳🥳
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I just sat through 1984 in my lecture me and ash are having similar days
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HE JUST ASKED WHY THERE SHOULDNT BE SLAVES ?
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1 year
just had morning sex, feeling great 🫡‼️
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this storyline gonna go hard in my biopic.
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