chris udalla @Cudalla Twitter profile

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chris udalla

@Cudalla

10 months

The McRib only comes back before a tragic world event. Take precautions. Heed my warning.

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@PopCrave

10 months

The McRib returns to McDonald’s this November. Select locations only.

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@Cudalla

2 years

he’s gonna hate corn and everything to do with it by the time he’s 13

Chipotle

@ChipotleTweets

2 years

Wait for it

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@Cudalla

2 years

harry potter is a better man than me bc if i ever saw that fuckin creature in my bedroom i would’ve killed it with a bookshelf

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@Cudalla

10 months

Damn bro my bad

chris udalla

@Cudalla

10 months

The McRib only comes back before a tragic world event. Take precautions. Heed my warning.

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@Cudalla

2 years

first thing i see when i wake up is grown adults calling me the harry potter n word this is insane

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@Cudalla

2 years

he kinda look like he wanna say giggitty

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chris udalla

@Cudalla

4 years

delete your exes nudes u fuckin weirdo

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@Cudalla

4 years

aye bro remember to steal food from ur fast food job if they don’t give u free meals

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chris udalla

@Cudalla

6 months

I’m getting the fuck beat out of me

chris udalla

@Cudalla

6 months

Decided imma get good at tekken just because I fw the bear

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chris udalla

@Cudalla

1 year

“I didn’t shoot that woman, but if I did it’s because I was drunk and I was a sad kid” someone gotta jump on his head like a goomba

Pop Base

@PopBase

1 year

Tory Lanez insists he’s innocent in Megan Thee Stallion shooting, but also says if he’s guilty, it’s because of his alcoholism and childhood trauma. He reportedly claims that if he did do it, he needs therapy instead of prison.

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@Cudalla

1 year

You’re not “eepy” you’re 27 :/

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chris udalla

@Cudalla

1 year

You know those videos where someone shakes a turkey leg and the meat all slides off nicely? I bet u could do that to her

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@QuiverQuant

1 year

BREAKING: Senator Dianne Feinstein has been hospitalized after a fall, per TMZ. Feinstein is 90 years old.

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chris udalla

@Cudalla

11 months

I tried watching bojack horseman but idk if I got the right mental illnesses to enjoy that shit

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chris udalla

@Cudalla

1 year

Bae why didn’t you tell me about ur brockhampton phase? :/

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chris udalla

@Cudalla

2 years

imagine smoking a joint with him and he looks u in the eyes then all the birds in the sky suddenly drop dead and a darkness consumes the world 😍

Kimber Maddox ☘️⏳🇵🇸🕊️

@MeanPanduh

2 years

I haven’t simped over a man in so long I was beginning to question if I was still straight. This guy has mastered the female gaze quite honestly lol

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chris udalla

@Cudalla

2 years

he got the head shape of a minecraft player that’s for sure

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chris udalla

@Cudalla

6 months

Fuck this stupid ass game and everyone who uses King, god will not save you.

chris udalla

@Cudalla

6 months

Decided imma get good at tekken just because I fw the bear

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chris udalla

@Cudalla

10 months

All these groceries were $43 at Aldi. Y’all don’t know how to shop. Stop buying junk food🫵🏽😂

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@Cudalla

3 years

wait i didn’t know y’all actually had niggas pump gas for u i thought that was some shit they made up in the Spongebob Movie

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chris udalla

@Cudalla

3 years

nah there’s real people out there named Tucker we gotta do something about it

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2 years

smokin that shit that made deedee mega doodoo

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chris udalla

@Cudalla

10 months

Free Palestine

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@Cudalla

2 months

Maybe we should all kill ourselves

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3 years

bro

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chris udalla

@Cudalla

4 years

7 years he gonna look jus like cody ko. watch

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@jacobsartorius

4 years

it’s okay to not be okay 🖤

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chris udalla

@Cudalla

2 years

i quit vaping

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chris udalla

@Cudalla

9 months

Logging back on to say Noah Schnapp is a dumb cracker

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chris udalla

@Cudalla

4 years

deleting the tweet bc my parents be seein my shit sometimes nd i don’t wanna talk bout it with them yet but if u saw u saw hell yea

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@Cudalla

3 years

my first pride month as an openly pan dude i didn’t realize how gay this shit is

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@Cudalla

2 years

“yo you’re the corn kid!”

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chris udalla

@Cudalla

4 years

you aren’t “doing your part” by tagging people in those instagram story chains. this isn’t a quirky lil social media trend. i understand “spreading awareness” but we been aware. sign a fuckin petition at least.

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chris udalla

@Cudalla

4 years

snitchery just exists bro that’s so crazy to me

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chris udalla

@Cudalla

1 year

get the lil gay boy outta here i’m sorry

Cartoon Base

@TheCartoonBase

1 year

ONE HAS TO GO! Which cartoon are you choosing!?

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chris udalla

@Cudalla

4 years

gay spongebob boutta piss off so many parents lmaoo i fw it

Nickelodeon

@Nickelodeon

4 years

Celebrating #Pride with the LGBTQ+ community and their allies this month and every month 🌈 ⁣ (🎨: by @ramzymasri )

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chris udalla

@Cudalla

2 years

holy shit if u took this serious ur an idiot i was just pointing out how embarrassing these people are. please no more harry potter bro i’ve never even seen the movies the queen is dead we’re over it

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chris udalla

@Cudalla

4 years

can’t sleep. but realized i’m 3 years clean from self harm today. hell yea dude

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chris udalla

@Cudalla

2 months

My dad prayed over me and my sisters at birth, asking god to make sure we would be straight. My sisters are both lesbian. Im pan. Nigga went 0-3 musta said the prayer wrong. Happy pride month <3

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chris udalla

@Cudalla

4 years

hey unpopular opinion, covid still exists

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@Cudalla

4 years

Travis Scott fans are the Rick & Morty fans of music.

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chris udalla

@Cudalla

4 years

i be feelin bad for charli sometimes bro why tf y’all so angry boutta 16 year old girl existing?

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chris udalla

@Cudalla

3 years

y’all are so quick to say “u dick riding” when someone openly likes an artist or some shit. personally imma ride their dick till it cums. support artists.

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chris udalla

@Cudalla

2 years

i didn’t even believe in inflation like that until i saw chipotle chicken bowls are $11 rn bro put e.coli back in that shit and drop the price NOW

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chris udalla

@Cudalla

3 years

why the fuck do athletes get tested for weed? i promise u that blunt Sha’Carri smoked is not making her faster. test for roids n that yucky shit, weed is not a performance enhancer.

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chris udalla

@Cudalla

10 months

“Literally smoked her aura away🤓” shutup gayboy come hit this joint

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chris udalla

@Cudalla

3 years

nah my girlfriend is so dope, they start smoking with me n a month later look what they bought us

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chris udalla

@Cudalla

4 years

not only does peaches account still exist after all the shit she’s done, but instagram has her verified. get this fuckin weirdo off the internet

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chris udalla

@Cudalla

4 years

my uber driver saw me, a black man, hop in the car and decided to start talking about how wrong the protests are. bitch i’m about about to pee in your back seat.

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chris udalla

@Cudalla

4 years

hey dude this concept sounds cool & i am a lgbt poc haha crazy how that works out

elijah daniel

@elijahdaniel

4 years

hi, so my team is finally pitching our LGBT animated comedy to @adultswim . the shows main cast is all LGBT, and POC, & all voiced by those who are. BUT when we pitch i wanna show there is viral demand, so RT & like. also comment representation you’d like to see in it!

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4 years

YESSIRRRR go look at my gfs tits they’re dope!

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chris udalla

@Cudalla

26 days

17k people liking this is just fuckin dark man. Evil people fr.

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@arthoefootjob

28 days

The english language needs a more devastating slur for homeless people

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chris udalla

@Cudalla

2 years

dudes favorite meal is drake dick

DJ Akademiks

@Akademiks

2 years

Meg gotta keep her beef wit Tory n Tory alone.. we not cancelling drake no matter wat . Ur the stallion… he’s the GOAT . Stop playin

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chris udalla

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4 years

wendy’s really donating to trumps reelection campaign. i never thought the fo fo fo would do us like this :/

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chris udalla

@Cudalla

4 years

“the media won’t show you this clip” we KNOW. at this point we are the fuckin media bro. record everything.

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@Cudalla

1 year

U guys suck at smoking weed

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4 years

i came out on tiktok and i think they think i’m joking lmaooo

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@Cudalla

4 years

yessir the first black woman ever!

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@OffsetYRN

4 years

First Black Women let’s goo!!!!

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3 years

imma be mad as hell if i get reincarnated as a flamingo lil gay ass bird

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@Cudalla

4 years

heelys sent me shoes so i did this

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chris udalla

@Cudalla

4 years

fuck 4th of july. ain’t no independence day bro, niggas celebrate by getting together and eat grilled meats. it’s just glizzy saturday.

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chris udalla

@Cudalla

4 years

“nigga says nigga” literally could’ve been the headline what the fuck do y’all be reporting

Daily Mail US

@DailyMail

4 years

Sasha Obama, 19, raps the N-word as she lip syncs to profanity-filled song in viral TikTok

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@Cudalla

4 years

aye this bitch ass dork ass hoe ass nigga kinda spittin

Ben Shapiro

@benshapiro

4 years

No, Trump has not already won the election, and it is deeply irresponsible for him to say he has.

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4 years

aye bro i’m fr in love this shit is gross

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chris udalla

@Cudalla

4 years

if i hear “i don’t care if you’re black, white, purple...” one more fuckin time bro

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4 years

nigga said “i’m bi.... jk!” and thought it was a good april fools joke lmao what

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chris udalla

@Cudalla

4 years

i keep getting “your account is dying” comments on tiktok, nigga the whole country dying right now u think i care that much about the clock noise app?

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4 years

y’all thought it was a game

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4 years

ur weird as hell if u condone this idc. if you have to milly rock ya sons buttcheek to make him listen ur a shitty parent

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@Cudalla

3 years

all dababy instrumentals sound like this

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chris udalla

@Cudalla

4 years

YESSSIRRRR GO CHECK OUT MY GIRLFRIENDS DOPE BUTTCHEEKS

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@Cudalla

4 years

nigga said “oink oink! OINK OINK OINK 🤬 *snorrrrtttt*🐽 oink oink oink!!! oink oink 😌 oink!😡”

August Takala

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4 years

WATCH 🚨 New York police boss Mike O'Meara went off on the media today: "Stop treating us like animals and thugs and start treating us with some respect ... Our legislators abandoned us. The press is vilifying us. It's disgusting."

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4 years

bro i jus want chipotle

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4 years

my dick gru now she callin Me Despicable

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6 months

WOO

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@Cudalla

6 months

I hope some bullshit happens this Super Bowl I want usher to flash his boobs or something

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@Cudalla

4 years

cops actin like kkk members and y’all still got the audacity to say “not all cops...” get the fuck outta here man

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@Cudalla

4 years

oct is movin in with me lol

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@Cudalla

2 years

ice spice is so good at making new weekly catchphrases for bad bitches to use

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chris udalla

@Cudalla

2 years

saying “charge ur phone” when u see someone post a screenshot with low battery is another way of saying “i want to feel u in my throat”

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4 years

that’s wifey fr 😌🤞🏾

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4 years

bro i’m a fuckin engineer

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4 years

blocking everyone in my tiktok comments who isn’t respecting octaves pronouns 🤣🤣💯💯

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3 years

i can’t believe this is my life

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4 years

he was a boy, they was a them, can i make it anymore obvious

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chris udalla

@Cudalla

4 years

i saw Peaches nasty ass on my fyp today, so i decided we gonna try to take her off tiktok!! ❤️ cmon vamanos

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chris udalla

@Cudalla

2 years

online therapist just told me to quit bitching and pop these xans. i hate betterhelp :/

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chris udalla

@Cudalla

1 year

got slapped so hard he turned into a fucking cornball. get over it dude that shit was a year ago. it doesn’t hurt anymore.

Pop Tingz

@ThePopTingz

1 year

Chris Rock revealed he watched "Emancipation" so he could see Will Smith being whipped. In the film which is based on a true story, Smith plays a slave in Louisiana who decides to escape after being whipped almost to death.