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@LookAtMyMeat1 And I got to be honest, little sus on Russia as well
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@skooookum ā€œhe tells her he loves her and, according to legend, instead of responding in kind she just kind of goes non-verbal and climbs out of his first floor window to flee the scene.ā€ My girlfriend in college did the same thing. I said I loved her and she went none verbal and just
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@saltwatercolour @ShakthiJ And it was a relatively mild take, too!
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@GoodReddit Call this a good ole movie grits in the south
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@empireenjoyer10 @lporiginalg Itā€™s easy: theyā€™re just shutting up about their politics because it wonā€™t help them. Plenty of conservatives in those spheres.
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@AltHistCody ā€œOh boy, sure glad we got rid of all that racism. Hey, whatā€™s that sound in the woods?ā€
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@DisturbingVidz Okay this is scary but you canā€™t go down the slide until the person at the bottom gives the signal that thereā€™s no one in there. Boring ass insurance processes to the rescue
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@Pete_Riot @hankgreen @tall_jw Correct. And we are now at 1980ā€™s levels.
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@VCBrags Step 8:
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@furioustheguy @LibWatchdog I used to think all people were against fascism, but now Iā€™m realizing a lot of people just want their flavor of fascism.
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@spencerbeggs @twobitidiot This is one of the richest people, selling a significant share of his stock, to only fund it for 7 hours. Point being: at the rate we're spending, there's not enough billionaires to fund the government the way people think they can. Problem is deeper than people think.
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@Austen In a former job I was told by a manager not to apply to a job because, and I quote, ā€œthey donā€™t really hire white menā€ for the position. The person who told me, another white man, was being helpful.
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@Aella_Girl Thatā€™s quite the range on that questionā€¦
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@the_transit_guy Itā€™s Vegas, being gaudy and loud IS the character of the neighborhood
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@Indian_Bronson So I got engaged to my wife Junior year and at her sorority the first response was tons of joy to my wifeā€¦ And then just absolute jealousy
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@webdevMason Oh no, Iā€™ve been trapped by another subreddit
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@dioscuri THE ONE TRUE BRIT???
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@nbcsnl Yes, the person asking if calling for genocide is against school policy is the one worth mocking, not the ones who said ā€œit depends on the contextā€. Well done SNL, really captured the zeitgeist with this one.
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@TheAcmeAnvil @reddit_lies And Iā€™m curious to walk through Chernobyl and touch the elephant foot, but some things are best left to the imagination
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@CartoonsHateHer ā€œSheā€™s a NY 7, but a Buckingham 10ā€
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@JustinBrady @sullydoesitall @anwarlemu_ I'm so confused by the first guy. Did he just pull a ā€œyou can't fire me I quitā€?
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@iroasmas The last node being the same really brings this meme to A tier
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@AlanDuSud @SpiritofPines $2 million, at a 4% annual rate of dispersion rate, equates to $80,000 per year, over 2.5X the median US income. All without working and the principle growing. If that doesnā€™t change your life, Iā€™m not sure what will.
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New infinite electricity glitch found
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Can i get a fuck yeaaaaa
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@RocketsForever @skooookum She said that while she really liked me, she wasnā€™t at that phase yet, but didnā€™t want to lose the relationship. So she mostly just wanted to get out of there to think.
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@cri_babe You can see that the firework that caused the fire is burning brighter than the other three. So it looks like there was some malfunction or issue there. Tragic.
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@ryjlocal Whatā€™s strange is that up around the turn of the 1900ā€™s, Cuba being a US territory was basically a forgone conclusion, it was just a matter of when. Lot happened to make that not the case.
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@cncain @InsaneRealitys No bro donā€™t worry about those chains whipping in the air theyā€™ll just bounce off your head like a feather duster
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@Aella_Girl Python turning Aella trad again lol
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@somefoundersalt Yeah, and thatā€™s fine. Nearly everyone who starts using tech will use it wrong, sometimes wildly so, before correcting. The important thing is that sheā€™s using it and getting value. In 2 years sheā€™ll be the local expert on this.
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@robdykedotcom @MicrosoftTeams My favorite golden age actor is **** van ****
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@CartoonsHateHer One reason why multiple kids were a blessing: we had a really challenging first born, and then each one got easier mostly due to temperament. Amazing how little impact we actually had on the immediate outcome.
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@cliftonaduncan Breaking Bad for overall series, though True Detective S1 is the best single season series ever
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@JoshuaPHilll Literally nothing stopping you from doing this.
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@Circle10 @molemancoyote Go so you can do that one scene from a beautiful mind expect instead of dating other women you all go an be best friends despite her
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@RobertMSterling A sexless marriage works if neither person wants sex. If one person does and the other doesnā€™t, thatā€™s a problem. Society need not get involved šŸ¤·
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@reddit_lies @VivekGRamaswamy If you pointed this out, they would not understand the distinction. They already decided their opinion when they saw the (R)
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@shl Here's the thing I learned: You don't miss it. Of course you miss PARTS of it. There are pieces you wish you could get back. But far, far less than you'd expect. They change you. You change. And your inner world grows. And you wonder what was so appealing about your old life
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@racecard_driver Hope youā€™re having fun in downtown Indy
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@kunalstwt Violence this early in the morning, Kunal?
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@CartoonsHateHer They mostly justify it because in those circles they know people with 10x the net worth and decide that that is ā€œupper classā€ You can do this a surprising amount of times, too.
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@AGHamilton29 @mkhammer Allows them to deny it happened. 15 years from now it will be ā€œ10/7 didnā€™t happened, but they would deserve it if it didā€
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@bariweiss Incredible how as a percent of population, support for Hamas is small and yet somehow many of the most passionate supports are university professors.
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@kunalstwt Only a 90% recognition rate
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@monitoringbias Calling someone an academic Clarence Thomas when we already have Thomas Sowell, smhā€¦
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@__mharrison__ Well can't really think of a good way of putting it... let me think on it and return
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@Amanseeks Heā€™s so locked in
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@a3voices @garrytan And far left as it turns out. Boy this horseshoe getting a lot of play recentlyā€¦
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@cliftonaduncan Some of us respect him for having varied opinions, even if we disagree on some of those opinions.
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@cmuratori @TEDchris Holy shit, you nailed my feelings exactly on this. Well said.
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@AbhilashShuklaa @dk_luc @TheGlobal_Index @InternetH0F I believe Spanish flu got its name because Spain was the only country at the time actually reporting on it, right?
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How people expect changing careers to go: - 1st Job: $50K - 2nd Job: $100K - 3rd Job: $120K How it really goes: - 1st role: $0 - 2nd role: $0 (but valued) - 3rd role: $100 (contract) - 4th role: $6K (contract) - 5th role: $150K offer And then they work for themselves šŸ¤£
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@CartoonsHateHer Stop shaming men who take on household responsibilities and provide for their family. Enough is enough!
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@shl I was assuming the board had a smoking gun. Considering Microsoftā€™s reaction, they did not have a smoking gun. So how exactly did the board think this would play out???
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@LeafDefi @george__mack So the guy quoted here is 42 and still not in management, which is really late for most. The ad implies that if you donā€™t read the Economist, youā€™ll be behind in your career. Kind of like saying, ā€œI donā€™t read Game Informer,ā€ - Kid who canā€™t beat Super Mario Bros
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@robreiner No, having an 3rd party run as an independent will not destroy America. Thatā€™sā€¦ actually kind of the point of democracy. Rob is just upset his side might lose.
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@elonmusk @levie Before was better. Most of the people linking articles are usually commenting on it, so seeing the comment and the headline painted a nice picture. Now the onus is on the author of the tweet to give the title. If they donā€™t, itā€™s at best confusing and at worst purposefully
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@AGHamilton29 I cannot imagine Oz being a better choice than this I was wrong, I fucking love Fetterman
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@ScottAdamsSays The lack of self awareness on why this is happening to them is incredible There were massive misses they had in the last eight years that they just flat out donā€™t seem to be admitting
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@heyShubhi Oh, sweet summer child...
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@TopGyalKeiko While I don't 100% agree with the fact that we're living in a matriarchal society, the truth is that women have a ton more control in personal and family relationships than we say. Any man in a family recognizes this very quickly.
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@___ACV___ @MartusKl @0xSergei @RyanSAdams Yeah, and then he sat at the center of it, profitted off of it and even used it to try to procure some of it's services. Building code and running a business are not the same thing.
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@randomrecruiter And then the guy who has the exact skills and experience sees $225k
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@Aella_Girl When I googled it I was even more confused
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@CartoonsHateHer ā€œWhat if he sees a woman in a bikini?ā€ Mam, Iā€™m simultaneously trying to make sure my youngest doesnā€™t drown herself while figuring out why my son has left the pool after telling him 3 times not to do that. Not exactly the fertile playground of forbidden lust.
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@twobitidiot This is so good of a boomer take that I just took it at face value.
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@NeerajKA They should add a rule that you can only use data if youā€™re a good guy. That should do the trick.
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The duality of @NeerajKA
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@AllieRX @NewsM101 ā€œGamergate Episodeā€
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@AlexVianaPro @bernhardsson He was fearful of this oneā€¦
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@CartoonsHateHer I see trauma everywhere
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@netcapgirl Well if you want more hidden gems from X, donā€™t sleep on Manhunter. Story is serviceable, but their portrayal of serial killers is on the same level of ā€œholy shitā€ as Matthew McConaugheyā€™s character
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@kunalstwt Maintaining weird college demands is a great way to train you for the office. Ignoring those demands in favor of high value is a great way to train you for entrepreneurship šŸ˜€
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@saltwatercolour @ask_aubry Then there is the type of monogamy Iā€™m in where my wife is so busy making a cozy home for the family that she kind of forgets other men exist, lol.
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@lithohedron @memeticsisyphus Yes,record level crime. Helps when you get data from the last 5 yearsā€¦
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@A_Matthews34 @AutismCapital Give them some credit, at least they properly represent what 90% of the orgy-loving population looks like.
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@hayxtt It doesnā€™t, because thatā€™s that not the problem. There are two parts to getting a job: 1. Can you actually do the work that is expected? 2. Do we trust you enough to work within the organization we have? Competence and trust are both needed. And whether the OP likes it or not,
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@Duderichy Hey, that SWOT analysis for the 1980ā€™s candy factory was very important to my education!
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@jamesglenos Youā€™re getting a dog. Just get a dog you want.
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@ihatethiskid How can you be this correct two posts in a row???
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@xBobbiesworld @NoContextHumans Itā€™s so catchy you seem to miss the dark message. Fortunately the Gary Jules version cover it.
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@twobitidiot @GaryGensler @twobitidiot going after @GaryGensler in the middle of the bear crash
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@CartoonsHateHer Might be a view on how ā€œwell roundedā€ a person is. Being hot is good. Being too hot means you focus only on being hot, which will naturally detract from other, important things that youā€™d want in a mate.
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@Aella_Girl ā€œI was an escortā€ would probably suffice for what 99% of people are trying get at with the question.
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@0x_Vinyl is building @Mecha_Penguins and he's honestly given me a lot of faith in the NFT community. I don't know what they have in store, but I'm excited to see what it is.
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