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Raw Enforcement Officer

3 years

I'm going to start this thread named "I once did". It'll be me tweeting about things I've once done before any time I remember them.

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1 year

@MenWhoLived3ce @fasc1nate As an associate professor and a colleague, I affirm everything they said. We did some research where we monitored the nervous system of a turtle and the results show that when turtles react to stimuli this way, they're under stress.

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@hackSultan @isaiahobadare Jet li, Jackie Chan, Donnie Yen, Michelle Yeoh, ati bẹẹ bẹẹ lọ.

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@KingEsene I heard there's a lawyer that's highly placed in govt whose hands are always tied. He migh have the requisite experience.

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@__girl_nextdoor @ToyosiGodwin I'm sure you've sold spare parts at Ladipo before 😂

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2 years

@eze_eche Go and submit your phone to the principal. You're causing problems on the TL. 🤣🤣

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3 years

@boluxxxx Wike said it best. "As e dey pain dem, e go dey sweet us. As e dey sweet us, e go dey pain dem." 🤣

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4 years

@D_WhiteAngel @Tegadeyforyou The big problem is DC does not want to properly invest in building the stories. Major heroes in Marvel got two movies or more of their own - iron Man, capt America, Thor, guardians of the Galaxy, ant Man, etc. They had proper origin/background story & character development

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@adeyiinka_ 😂😂 3 hours at a restaurant and they didn't eat. They should just name it smoothie bar and rest.

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1 year

@assanhandolivro @MenWhoLived3ce @_balogun19 just do translate tweet and be prepared! 😂💀

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@_FADAKA

3 years

@actuallysedz @MenWhoLived3ce It's the language barrier really. If french was taken seriously in our schools, Maybe we'd have some colloquial pidgin french we can all use. French is an official language in Nigeria bit it's 3rd rated. French had a strong movement in the 90s but the ginger died over the years.

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@wtffumbii @Andeeattah People born in 1900: yea..... Oh, wait, we're dead 💀

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2 years

@dammiedammie35 @dallasvenn Pictures and videos taken with film cameras can be rescanned from the developed film in today's HD resolutions. That's why the images can still come out really sharp.

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@_FADAKA

1 year

Your mum wasted all of that money because: 1- you couldn't do simple arithmetic to figure out that salary would not have been enough. There was definitely another source of income. 2- you don't have sense enough to know that you should not expose your mum like this.

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@timmyisagod

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My mum is a level 14 civil servant, no business nothing, she took loans to give all her three kids the best education, we all attended private schools all our lives down to tertiary education, kid sis just finished this year, first child doing masters in the Uk , she didn’t steal

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3 years

@OGAboss_gbenga @_auxano That would be another person's wife. The husband go deck you 😭

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@_FADAKA

4 years

@penbomber @abdulquadri99 @emmanuel_enel Wouldn't trust that bumblefuck with anything in the engine room. You meant he should go back and get his mop and bucket.

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@_FADAKA

2 years

@Idrisou4_ @Elkrosmediahub There's a holding septic tank that you can empty at designated collecting tanks at trailer parks. It's a huge thing across the US with supporting infrastructures.

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3 years

@TheOluwabukunmi

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2 years

@PaulOgebe @OnoriodeOfremu @Fosudo You probably bought a fake dictionary.

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@_FADAKA

3 years

@oyedeji_alfred @dotunjubal @__lillyanne Yes. Really. As in Majek Fashek (Majekodunmi Fasheke)

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@_FADAKA

3 years

@rxonyeka @JoeyAkan Mobo lowo won na joke? Go back and watch the video or just listen to the song.

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@_FADAKA

2 years

@LANDGUY_NG @ladylibber This same Buhari said "we will speak to them in a language they understand" referring to his previous act. This caused an uproar that led to Twitter deleting the tweet. Then, Nigerian government retaliated by blocking twitter for months and we had to use VPN to access twitter.

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2 years

@Jimberooni Not for us in a tropical climate. 10 is cold af, 24 is perfect.

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@_FADAKA

1 year

@ChvpoSZN @aproko_doctor Baba give you soap and you say Pluto no dey? Na lie. Your Pluto is active.

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2 years

@_Toriwealth @OneJoblessBoy Present continuous history 😂

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@_FADAKA

3 years

@Amosbaba09 @afeez002 How much is bus fares from saki to Ijebu for a 2 million Naira cash prize? You these juju people are not serious.

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@_FADAKA

3 years

@IAmDonawon Dem dey take light for South Africa now. They just call it a fancy name; "load shedding".

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4 years

@eldivyn

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1 year

@UgoOsinobi Not exactly the same but similar vibe.

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3 years

@jumpman_nb @jjlaury @Baeine1 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This reply is brutal

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@_FADAKA

2 years

@ManlikeMubbs @Mayowathefirst Lol 😂 Remove that one you censored. I can see the heart emoji peeking through

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@_FADAKA

3 years

@cremechic11 I drove without horn for a week in this Lagos and grew a few grays on my head. It's a madhouse here.

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@_FADAKA

1 year

@atypical_dee @OmolabakeOni Dem go beat nonsense commot for your body.

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@_FADAKA

2 years

@ManlikeLez @Ojet_baba He might never find out because dem no dey drink better milk at all. Satchet cowbell does not count as milk.

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@_FADAKA

4 years

@dammiedammie35 @SabenaOfLagos Some people tagged the guy an abuser, while others tagged her a liar and have insulted each other. I just prefer to stay away from issues like this.

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@_FADAKA

3 years

@ReaganGomez I think she came up with the assignment. She cooked, served, and ate it all up.

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@_FADAKA

10 months

@DeeLaSheeArt @wallydagr8 😂😂 too real. Let them pay a deposit first.

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@_FADAKA

3 years

@meredithmottley @beverlyadaeze We pronounce it "plan-tayne" where she comes from. She's not West indian.

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@_FADAKA

2 years

@KingAkinlonu @Letter_to_Jack Yup. They have this advantage over mobile network providers that operates cell towers on diesel.

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@_FADAKA

3 years

@_lordjorome @Jaylo_Taylor @gechife @alonsoebube @NKANUMANN "Have a mice day"*

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@_FADAKA

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@iamAbode I've learnt not to reward these kind of conversations with this kind of replies. It's okay to bring something up if it bothers you, but my answers will be firm and not dancing around, letting myself be setup like that.

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@_FADAKA

4 years

@larucheebam @i_am_onto_u @EditiEffiong You don't see how silly this statement is? The Person that called us "fantastically corrupt" did not lie. Corruption permeates all aspects of Nigerian lives even for the most basic things, and we have people like you encouraging it.

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@_FADAKA

1 year

@wanjohn1 Your driving style also matters. Quick acceleration and wide open throttle plus high speeds will quickly decrease your fuel economy.

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@_FADAKA

3 years

@EbukaCharles17 @ThisIsBsong Alaye calm down. Yoruba people do not hate you. Na you just dey tight your chest.

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@_FADAKA

2 years

@okilanijob " One nation will be bound in unity on your matter this morning." 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@_FADAKA

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@cremechic11 Be grateful for cooked sushi because otherwise you'd be swallowing a full dose of bowel wrecking pathogens. Cooking reduces that by a factor of 2. Honking obnoxiously is a must else you'd be fighting in traffic and making insurance claims every other week.

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@_FADAKA

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@MenWhoLived3ce @DavidHundeyin @JSowale @Kene_Nnewi 💀 The real juju is the smartphone that he used to record and tweet with.

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2 years

@DRIVETRIBE The only correct answer is Buy the GT Rent the Viper Scrap the vette

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1 year

@AguofApapa @ehimaggie Is this really a question?

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@Sujodamystique

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@ImohUmoren Naeto C clean as f, cuz!

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3 years

@MenWhoLived3ce @hackSultan @isaiahobadare Our chief financier 🙌 opor opor

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2 years

@VescoeBlake @ebowbarton @BlackTravelGo @blacktravelgram @TheShadeRoom @blacktravelbox @TheShadeBorough You lack self awareness

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@_FADAKA

4 years

@ajulunzewi @DavidHundeyin "Classic gentleman" Whatever that means. I won't go through the inconveniences listed here for people I don't have any invested interest in. I'll call the police in cases of violence. The whole gymnastics of crossing the road or slowing my pace is something I wouldn't do.

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@_FADAKA

2 years

If you think this is a good tweet, then you agree your partner is a clown. The person you love. You must be a clown too, because I don't see why you're not angry at careless talks like this.

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@Jollz

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If you like continue retweeting Michelle Obama’s relationship advice to make yourselves feel better. I will sha remind you that the clown you are with is not Barrack so you better know what you are doing. You’re welcome. Don’t mention

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2 years

@naTiveheroes @barnyee_ Lol The same military that obeyed the orders to shoot unarmed civilians at Lekki toll gate? You must be joking.

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@_FADAKA

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@Johnson_Ody @His__effect @Naija_PR Bolanle like better thing Arewa youths like better thing

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@_FADAKA

3 years

@yitecock @of_lzzy @feyiszn I started driving before I was conceived. Since we all want to be mad this Monday morning.

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@_FADAKA

1 year

@oluwatofunmii_ Sheybi you will collect key and drive it how you like?

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@_FADAKA

2 years

@Farrahcutie @iam_skamal @KahumaRaymond So if you did it on a second or third date, does it improve the other person's oral health?

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@_FADAKA

2 years

@ylihao @BeauGeste11 @NeiltheN0ise @InterestingPot Danger noodles 😂

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@_FADAKA

2 years

@aundrey_millz @seuncoker_ @nma0bi In Nigeria though, the police is under the command of the federal government so it's accurate to call them feds, but not cultural to do so. It's really weird.

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@_FADAKA

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@Folarin_AA @SeunEsq Your initial post was nuanced enough for any person with a working sense of deduction reasoning. That person is just trying to twist your words.

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@_FADAKA

1 year

@amodmolefe @ella_winnie @burnaboy 😂😂 omg she's hilarious as well. Beautiful and funny women are my weakness.

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@_FADAKA

1 year

@pmcafrica @Koena_za This freaking hunk of plastic on wheels? Lol 🤣 Maybe they're coming for Suzuki, but to say they're coming for Mercedes is a reach.

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@_FADAKA

1 year

@macxxxx0 @Uzomariano 10 mins drive by a car doing 80kph.

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@_FADAKA

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@YomiKross @Fadey___ As if Okoye is not a Nigerian man.

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@_FADAKA

3 years

@SahilBloom I don't know about most genius, but this is def something.

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@KenTremmel @LLins___ @AmosW333 Your father is a narco dealer.

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@_FADAKA

3 years

@patchoulipa @mikeymamba @abike1999 What the fuck does this even mean? The Question was simple and straightforward. This answer though 🤔

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@_FADAKA

3 years

@Postsubman If this is the wildest thing for her in Lagos, her life must be very boring and uninteresting.

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@_FADAKA

3 years

@BlaQwamy @actuallysedz @MenWhoLived3ce 🤣Comrade, na only you dey this one. They didn't have to beat us to learn and understand English. There just wasn't genuine effort to teach French on the same level as English.

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@_FADAKA

3 years

@usecodenaija @markessien This is not a gaming rig. It's more of a server/ NAS setup.

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@_FADAKA

2 years

I need to own a BMW in my life. I want to be ruined by the problems it brings and be rewarded by the driving pleasure.

C A R P I T A L

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2013 BMW 328i 5.5m

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1 year

As a young man coming of age, one thing you must learn is how to handle rejections because e go too choke & you can't be caught lacking. Don't be bitter. Take it in stride & learn to move on from things that don't serve your purpose. Don't start spewing hate or harm others for it

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@_FADAKA

3 years

@kolaoni @OsaGz Expressway is the full word and can be interchanged with Highway. Boot is British, trunk is American. No need to add any of those words because they're already correct.

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@_FADAKA

4 years

@dondekojo @Bigbounce01 Maybe the soldiers did not link "the SIM in their Radio to NIN"

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@_FADAKA

2 years

First, it was the BDC people - stop issuing BDC licence, and cut the trees they stand under. Then, it was the people flying pizza from London to Lagos. Then, it was Abokifx - shut them down and freeze their accounts. Now, it's students who are schooling in foreign countries.

Sahara Reporters

@SaharaReporters

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Central Bank Governor, Emefiele Blames Nigerians Travelling To UK, US, Others For Education For Naira Fall | Sahara Reporters

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1 year

@jtopper I've always found this to be a disingenuous saying because the config for each cloud vendor is specific to them. Can't launch an "ec2" instance on Azure, nor s3 bucket in gcp.

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@_FADAKA

2 years

@Tev_Campbell @ohmaac @hotwater888 @geordeen @TheBaddestMitch It looks different.

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2 years

@_balogun19 @Lyrixlive_ @TheVinity @MenWhoLived3ce His G is missing the big picture 🤣🤣

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@_FADAKA

3 years

@PauleChidi My only problem is that you did not add farm city

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@_FADAKA

1 year

@MenWhoLived3ce So, my 70k earnings no reach? I thought I was a baller.

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@_FADAKA

4 years

I used to have a personal logo. I think I need to get another one.

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@_FADAKA

2 years

@LumiOgunde @Jugo_kc Agba picker. The way he carefully picked up the camera with his handkerchief, Nollywood has to pay for consultation.

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@_FADAKA

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@Ore__K Pay your own bills. Start with random acts of disobedience. Then more disobedience-(be firm. Give Reasons if you have to but not more than necessary. Reasons can be logical or not. Being logical and firm helps better). Be independent. I repeat, pay your own bills.

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@_FADAKA

3 years

@brown1_rick @Angebeast @BoxianaKnowsBes You're not a thinking man.

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@_FADAKA

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@BigTobes48 I know plenty women are calling you names, but this is literally cyberstalking. If you did this as a man, they'd be quick to call you a weirdo and other colourful names. It's hard not to feel violated by this for the both guilty & innocent people alike. No gree for anybody.

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@_FADAKA

1 year

@LifeOfChika @MrOdanz Maybe it was one infamous Mr Yakubu that officiated the jungle elections.

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@_FADAKA

4 years

@MunachiOgueke I think this man just read one Quora answer from 2012 about BTC and called it a day. If he learns about ethereum dapp and smart contracts, his mind would go crazy from all the possibilities government could be doing with issuing digital currencies.

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@_FADAKA

2 years

@queennettekachi @DavidIAdeleke You're right. Transaction charges will eat into the little they earn that's barely enough to buy essentials for survival. Most banking solutions aren't innovative enough to properly capture that market.

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3 years

@Honyie1 @dammiedammie35 The farts is because you're most likely lactose intolerant and you get bloated. Many adults are lactose intolerant.

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@_FADAKA

3 years

@TheVinity @Dan_Rather_ @eden_lucas1 @CheapoCrappy The artisans seems to have a beef with precisely measuring things, using a level, & angle finders to improve the fit & finish of their work. They generally lack the right tools for the job & use makeshift contraptions. It's even worse because they're satisfied with the mediocrity

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@_FADAKA

4 years

Need I say more? Why do you think an NGO shouldn't be accountable to the public?

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@_FADAKA

1 year

@Doc_steena @komolafebragh Lol You're actually empty underneath your counter bigotry. Do everyone a favour and keep your silly opinions to yourself. There are very many decent Yoruba people that endured the threats from these APC urchins to vote for who we truly believed in.

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@_FADAKA

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@EB_Smith01 @notyourcoo Xenophobia kill you there.

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3 years

@oyedeji_alfred @dotunjubal @__lillyanne Lol 😂 Didn't know the full name as well for a long time.

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@_FADAKA

4 years

@KhalyMYK Family can also kick you out and cut off funding as they already did to him. Whoever remains by you during tough times is your family.

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@_FADAKA

1 year

@CaesarTheIgbo @Chuka_ndu There's provision for common law relationship in the US constitution. Consider that as well in your dealings.

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@_FADAKA

2 years

@A_Feranmi You want some people to have aneurysm?

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@_FADAKA

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@XivTroy @polo_kimanii Squeeze his neck! I support this bellicose.

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