AGU @AguofApapa Twitter profile

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AGU

@AguofApapa

29 days

As you hustling also be begging your God.

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AGU

@AguofApapa

1 month

No combo for financial success? Na only knack full una head

𝐓𝐘𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐓💨

@TyrantUtd

1 month

Take this combo before she arrives and thank me later.

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@AguofApapa

4 months

I will remarry in less than 6 months

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4 months

To be honest, if I ever use my body to carry your child and you ask for a DNA test, I will give you the test results and your divorce papers.

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@AguofApapa

5 months

Beware of women who don’t believe that a rat can bring condom into your house

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@AguofApapa

1 year

ADA OBOWO ❤️😍

@adaobowo1

1 year

Dear Igbo Men, please bless us with JPEGs.

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@AguofApapa

3 months

A friend of mine just lost her marketing job. Her target was N300M inflow monthly while paid 360k. We are really unserious and unreasonable in this country and take advantage of each other. Because of 360k you are telling me to go look for N300M monthly in this economy

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AGU

@AguofApapa

8 months

When I pick three people from ojota to the east and you mistakenly show me this, nwelu wheel spanner kuwa gi isi

Africa Independent Television

@AIT_Online

8 months

BREAKING : President Bola Tinubu announces 50 percent reduction in transportation cost of commercial buses and free train service from 21st December 2023 to 4th of January 2024, for inter-state travels.

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@AguofApapa

4 months

@claudieseyes Ok purr

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AGU

@AguofApapa

2 years

A country imported 170million liters of adulterated fuel, NO SACK, NO ARRESTS, NO OUTRAGE. Government and citizens na werey lol

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AGU

@AguofApapa

5 months

I talked to some older men I know about their marriages, Bruhhhhhhhhh!!! I nearly swallow knife.

Deaconess Ada🌺✨🦋

@Uyoyoghene_

5 months

I have so many older ladies as friends. I’m talking women in their 60’s, 70’s and I kid you not, when they are talking about their marriages? Bruuuuuuh!!!!! You go wan chop stone.

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AGU

@AguofApapa

4 months

@zikaorah See eh you are not serious.

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@AguofApapa

1 year

😎

IGBO History & Facts

@IgboHistoFacts

1 year

Dear Igbo Men, please bless us with JPEGs

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AGU

@AguofApapa

5 months

How do you dress like this to a bank for goodness sake. What’s wrong with some people? Tomorrow you hear men are sexualizing women yet you dress like this to a bank

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@AguofApapa

3 months

where I wan see am? Infact while will I be working for you if I can raise N300M monthly 😂

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@AguofApapa

4 months

@IkeNmeri Even Rihanna won’t pull that stunt with me

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AGU

@AguofApapa

2 years

Crying and rolling on the floor during worship with hate and grudges in your heart is a total waste of detergent. Idk

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@AguofApapa

4 months

@MeNenye mtcheeeeeew

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AGU

@AguofApapa

2 years

The love is real..incoming President and Vice President

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@AguofApapa

3 years

@trending_medic Once I cum please leave my Amu alone. Don’t rub, don’t stroke it, don’t put it back in. please make person no go faint from pleasure 🥺

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AGU

@AguofApapa

4 months

To be honest I have a lot of response to this tweet but I’m too tired. So it’s better I just remarry. 🙏🏽

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AGU

@AguofApapa

2 years

@AgwuP Thanks for schooling him

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AGU

@AguofApapa

2 years

Freight forwarders protesting the high duty/valuation imposed by customs. This is a step in the right direction.

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@AguofApapa

3 months

@AdenikeAwe1 Most definitely her body

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AGU

@AguofApapa

8 months

@Uyanwunechuks mgbasia fuel 70ltrs gbajuo my motor isim na tinubu si….hmmmm

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AGU

@AguofApapa

2 years

@EL_GEEZZE Ijaw people arrange bones for like 6k, so you know which option I am choosing.

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AGU

@AguofApapa

2 years

When you Dey hustle you go Dey on your own

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AGU

@AguofApapa

2 years

I don’t know why Peter Obi is giving many people sleepless nights and HBP. Anyways, eternal thanks to @FS_Yusuf_ @Morris_Monye @firstladyship @Chude__ @JamiluSufi @Letter_to_Jack @AfamDeluxo @DavidHundeyin @Girl_isBlessed and all OBIdients worldwide for championing this course.🙏🏽

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AGU

@AguofApapa

2 years

@chidi_adaugo You have saint maximan ?

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AGU

@AguofApapa

3 years

@novieverest Was she into hook up? Well the evidence is up there. Has she found love? Yes. So his tweet is consistent

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AGU

@AguofApapa

3 years

@jo_edett “A way of greeting” in which culture?

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AGU

@AguofApapa

5 months

@zikaorah So you don’t believe me?

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AGU

@AguofApapa

2 years

@Ralphkash That it happened in Rivers and not Lagos means it’s not a Nigerian problem? I mean how do you guys reason? How do you sleep at night? How ?

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@AguofApapa

1 month

Remember one time I was in a talking stage and babe was like I’m stubborn o. I just laughed lol. Me wey don train goat

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AGU

@AguofApapa

1 year

You will be using one eye to drive and the other eye fixed on your fuel gauge. A town hall different

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@AguofApapa

3 months

@asemota “Not enough chicken supply”, I wasn’t prepared to hear that.

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AGU

@AguofApapa

1 year

Tinubu will change Nigeria the way he changed Lagos is calling for protest

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AGU

@AguofApapa

2 years

@chemicalbrodar Electrical electronics graduates that sells organic cream are people you take seriously lol 😂

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AGU

@AguofApapa

2 months

Happy birthday to me, I wish myself abundance. Big 27

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AGU

@AguofApapa

1 month

@pa_fof Wrong move 😂😂😂😂

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AGU

@AguofApapa

5 months

@Diogo_Nwanyioma What of when monkey swallowed money in jamb office nko

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AGU

@AguofApapa

2 years

My child doesn’t know if he’s a boy or girl because I’ve made it clear to “him” 🤡 🤡 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

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AGU

@AguofApapa

7 months

@ojay_obin omo anybody wey dey my house that period go carry weapon join body cos na for film dem dey praise Romeo.

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AGU

@AguofApapa

3 months

Clearing and forwarding

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AGU

@AguofApapa

6 months

@kena_ewuru You are lucky you bought land with the money if to say na business you use am run e fit no remain $2k 😭

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AGU

@AguofApapa

1 year

Nobody is an island

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AGU

@AguofApapa

25 days

Fuel is around 800 To fill 12kg of gas is 15k But you people are leaking dm’s Y’all clearly don’t have pressing issues.

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AGU

@AguofApapa

4 months

@IkukuomaC But she want serve me divorce papers make I begin beg her?

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AGU

@AguofApapa

2 years

Watching this show on Arise tv and the guest keep talking about the report of crude oil theft from 2011-2014. Thanks to Rufai for calling his attention to report from 2014-2022.

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AGU

@AguofApapa

2 years

A reliable delivery/logistics firm needs 15 ladies for immediate employment… all the bikes are brand new,

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AGU

@AguofApapa

3 months

@TheFarm_er Care to share the hack, it will be useful to many others, thanks.

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@AguofApapa

3 months

@dinewithsoso Lie? I’m telling you real life

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@AguofApapa

3 months

@asemota Growing up I used to think we are undeveloped cos of the effects of colonialis until I learnt some history. The events of 2015 to date have proven me otherwise. We are not good people with zero self awareness. It is that pathetic.

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AGU

@AguofApapa

3 years

@azadedapo You waste money and trekking

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AGU

@AguofApapa

2 years

In Nigeria, you can use 3 solutions in solving one problem and yet fail at all of them. Eg; * Install solar (it gets weakened with time due to fake batteries) * buys generator (fuel scarcity) * have a prepaid meter, yet NO Power

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AGU

@AguofApapa

2 years

Went to inspect the tractors imported in our company’s farm in Sokoto and we discovered 1 was missing. When questioned, one of the security guards said breeze carry the tractor 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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AGU

@AguofApapa

2 months

Nnamdi Kanu told you people Tinubu will be succeed Buhari as far back as 2015 but you people called him a mad man. Everything man said is happening but you all call him the problem.

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AGU

@AguofApapa

2 years

@dallasvenn @renoomokri @PeterObi You guys are sending me nuts with humor .. my belle o 😂😂😂😂😂

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AGU

@AguofApapa

3 months

@salesmiddleman Make e no be like say I greedy at least I should get 5M

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AGU

@AguofApapa

3 months

@Scholarea This is the only positive response I’ve gotten so far. It’s really tough out there.

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AGU

@AguofApapa

3 years

@Ebuka_Eclat @SheLovesArtemis Which elderly woman told you that? Is the elderly woman single ?

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AGU

@AguofApapa

1 month

@mcchisomm If you see the combo pls let me know

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@AguofApapa

4 months

@MeNenye

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@AguofApapa

2 years

@chidi_adaugo Your hot temper fit cook beans lol

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AGU

@AguofApapa

2 years

Politicians are there for hiring, you can ask Dino or Reno, so I understand Chimaroke Nnamani’s position. If success is measured by how much one stole then he is correct for calling Thiefnubu the most successful.

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AGU

@AguofApapa

8 months

@_Marj_1_ Senior man ó tinubu gbalum fuel? Nna nekwa this people o

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AGU

@AguofApapa

3 years

@Iffect_07 @iam_steveola Over 50%... Lol. Reality is over 85%

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@AguofApapa

3 years

@theyommie E be like I’m invisible now 🥺, Oluwa wetin Dey okurrrr

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@AguofApapa

2 years

@udeozor_esther Did you read his tweet?

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AGU

@AguofApapa

4 years

@babyrita__ @dahkQueen_ @volqx__ Can you ask your unemployed brother to buy you iPhone 11. Let’s not be insensitive to the collective sensibilities of rape victims. No to rape it is, don’t divert attention

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AGU

@AguofApapa

1 year

You people play too much in this Africa. Holy Spirit should erase flashbacks from doggy ?

Adara Sherron, M.A.

@adarathexplorer

1 year

When hubby and I got serious about courtship, I fasted and prayed, and asked God to erase any ties to and memories of the men I had been with before my husband. I was not coming to our marriage bed with no prior activity. I wasn’t coming to it ashamed or condemned either because

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AGU

@AguofApapa

3 years

@Jusaaa_ You have your opinion, she is entitled to hers. But at the end of the day, the truth exists independent of our personal opinions.....

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@AguofApapa

8 months

@AlexandriaEkeh I grew up in obiakpor

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@AguofApapa

2 years

+1 🤩❤️🎂

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@AguofApapa

2 years

@YomY0m_ Your brain must be a universe cos no way you wake up daily with a trending societal issues.. 👩‍🍳

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@AguofApapa

3 months

These things are not exactly the way it’s painted online. Our people are building daily in Amuwo/ago, opening lounges. My friends into real estate have massive projects ongoing on the island axis. People will invest where they are guaranteed ROI regardless.

Aji Bussu Onye Mpiawa azụ 🇨🇮

@AfamDeluxo

3 months

Only morons invest in properties in Lagos state in 2024. I have absolutely no sympathy whatsoever for you.

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@AguofApapa

3 months

@evanseckolive And BBL

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@AguofApapa

2 years

While washing my car this morning, my neighbor’s wife saw me and was like “good morning bro Agu, we haven’t heard a woman’s voice since you moved in 2 years ago”. I smiled, shook my head, looked up to the sky and thanked my mum for good home training. Make I send her money sef.

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@AguofApapa

5 months

@Obywinni She is not high, she is selling her market in a wrong place. Very very wrong 👎

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AGU

@AguofApapa

2 years

We cannot talk about moving Nigeria forward and you queue behind anyone other than Peter Obi.

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@AguofApapa

3 years

@novieverest That’s a moral issue, it doesn’t mean he is not saying the truth.

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@AguofApapa

2 years

@cchukudebelu That’s if the “15,000 soldiers they lost In Afghanistan in 10years period” was true

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@AguofApapa

3 years

@_Kevvin9 Ignatius should bath himself please

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@AguofApapa

3 years

@iamtundekelani The jealous husband in the other world

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@AguofApapa

2 years

@UgwunnaEjikem This guy go soon burn kitchen one day

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@AguofApapa

1 year

Fuck off you inglorious bastard.

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@AguofApapa

5 months

Hello X

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@AguofApapa

1 year

@Skillz_Ot Yes o

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AGU

@AguofApapa

2 years

@Ennexlaw They aren’t surprised, rather they collude.

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@AguofApapa

2 years

Call 📞 me

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@AguofApapa

4 years

Create Value

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@AguofApapa

4 years

@Thetorchlightt @Depraiz Stop making it a man issue

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AGU

@AguofApapa

2 years

Happy Sunday OBIdients ❤️

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@AguofApapa

2 years

@AfamDeluxo 😉

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@AguofApapa

3 years

@ARISEtv Why are they jumping on her like that 😤😤why are they acting like animals for Goodness sake 😡😡

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@AguofApapa

3 years

@Pawsh_Jai Why did you miss the point in the first place?

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AGU

@AguofApapa

2 years

God is good motors Lagos - Onitsha N31,400 Life can be hard and not always fun.

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AGU

@AguofApapa

3 years

@gbengar_harkeju 🤣🤣🤣🤣, but your name is FEARLESS

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AGU

@AguofApapa

3 years

Shine bright like a a comrade 🤣🤣🤣

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AGU

@AguofApapa

1 year

You will think the 4M Nigerians that’ve been added to poverty line stay in the villages and rural communities, No bro they are people you know, friends and relatives whose bills have outgrown their expenses. You can’t see them driving anyhow or shopping at the mall regularly.

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AGU

@AguofApapa

1 year

You guys overrate yourselves too much on this app, sounding like one seasoned analyst from Chatham house whereas only cobwebs full your brain.