Since I posted this, there have been terrible moments: gambleslop, mental illness, the Dutch convicted Alexey. Abbot died. Yet the year is promising, my health is improving, and I am raising two kittens. There's a new guardian angel sitting on my lap.
I am an ideologue, an Ethereum maximalist, an agorist and a copyleft extremist; inherently unemployable and mentally unwell; a decentralization zealot suffering from self-inflicted hypocrisy. I am a passionate node in the network state.
I am a highly-limerent,
Duality of
@paradigm
: they've raised the bar in terms of technology; Foundry/Reth/Alloy are wonderful. They've won the hearts of engineers I love. I respect
@gakonst
and think he cares. They've made my life as a lowly application-layer developer better. But...
My God, the
3/16 Hack - Technical Post-Mortem
Today Remilia’s hot wallets and its multisignature treasury () were drained. The attack took place in two waves.
The first wave begins at 6:36pm UTC. The attacker 0x778Be423ef77A20A4493f846BdbcDDfc30252cE9
My system was hacked and it compromised all imported wallets. If you receive an odd message from any of my accounts, treat with caution. Still assessing, technical post-mortem will follow, but primary damage was the Fumo LP and the NFTs we held staked in NFTX, however NFT
This evening, special forces launched a daring transaction and rescued Bonkler
#150
; .
The story:
- The old Bonkler auction proxy (henceforth coup proxy) is being held hostage.
- The coup proxy is upgradeable.
- On 9/11, the BonklerNFT contract (Remilia)
I was perhaps 2023's angriest engineer. Not its loudest or its worst. And certainly not its most talented, determined, principled, or prolific. Just its angriest.
I was angry about career and product failures, about friends gone and opportunities lost, about scamchains and
I can still smell low morale from many of my peers who truly care—those who think decentralization is the point and are not yet nihilists mocking the mere notion of alignment. It wafts across the network like a miasma of cynicism. To those blessed few, I say:
Respect neither
3/16 Hack - Technical Post-Mortem
Today Remilia’s hot wallets and its multisignature treasury () were drained. The attack took place in two waves.
The first wave begins at 6:36pm UTC. The attacker 0x778Be423ef77A20A4493f846BdbcDDfc30252cE9
The attack is never ending and so is the attack. They got Charlie's Twitter account now. Don't engage with it at all. The other new Remilia socials are also suspect. We're working on it. Touch nothing be paranoid be terrified protect yourselves have a nice day.
3/16 Hack - Technical Post-Mortem
Today Remilia’s hot wallets and its multisignature treasury () were drained. The attack took place in two waves.
The first wave begins at 6:36pm UTC. The attacker 0x778Be423ef77A20A4493f846BdbcDDfc30252cE9
Abbot, age 6, passed away peacefully held by his family in his home yesterday. He was a brave little cat and fought lymphoma as best he could. He goes with grace, having spent his last nap dreaming with us and having never experienced a single bad day.
Abbot had only kindness in
I am an ideologue, an Ethereum maximalist, an agorist and a copyleft extremist; inherently unemployable and mentally unwell; a decentralization zealot suffering from self-inflicted hypocrisy. I am a passionate node in the network state.
I am a highly-limerent,
Donate to the defense fund of
@alex_pertsev
and
@rstormsf
(). Even if you can only donate one wei, please show support. Hold every company, foundation, shitcoin, project, DAO and influencer to account for their public support. Cryptonativity DEMANDS it.
Ethereum is the greatest network on the planet, second to none. It is the network with the highest total cost of attack (), vastly eclipsing Bitcoin even against the lower bar of a mere 33% attack triggering temporary weak finality. It is the only solution
My name is Tim. I bought Bonklers 1, 3, 4, and 98% of 5. I built a fractionalized bidding system () where people collaborate in pools to bid for Bonklers. Check it out , .
@BonklerNFT
@miladymaker
@remiliacorp
.
Everyone dunking on vitalik vaxcel now but forget 2021-22 era ETH conferencecels trying to cancel NYC milady raves because we openly refused to check vax cards. Having vax in you is like hitler’s jew star but a sheeple biomarker identifying you as not immune to propaganda. milady
@davetist
I recently left my full-time Remilia position to pursue building this. I discovered the wonders of zkVMs and realized how feasible it is for me to pursue with my skillset. Stay tuned.
>have retirement 401k account
>need to print quarterly statement for mortgage
>go to retirement website
>immediately IP banned because I use Brave
>activate VPN
>activate Firefox
>log into retirement website
>account moved to a different provider
>go to new provider
>can only
A week ago my gallbladder rebelled with a stone the size of a walnut. Surgeons removed the distended, infected traitor and the concerning amount of gangrenous slop it disintegrated into. I am on a slow mend now.
While under, I saw the golden path. Dyson swarms, intergalactic
Hello world! Since I'm the undisputed
@BonklerNFT
king for at least the next 12.5 hours I will take the opportunity to present my thesis on
@remiliacorp
@miladymaker
and what NFTs should truly be. 🧵
@threadoor
Keep the monkey, we do not fucking want you. You're tainted beyond repair for both the ape and the stupid orange square. Your soul will burn eternally in the astral plane.
I've been wrong about this before but I think the attack is finally over one last time forever. First thing we're doing today is better, secure, on-chain treasury infrastructure. A technical longpost about that is coming when it's done.
Ok I'm back. Hacker unexpectedly breached my 2FA this morning and got onto twitter for a few minutes, posted a fake donation address and sent a fews dms of the same, I immediately deleted it and ejected him from the account, but had to make sure to sure everything across the
Happy birthday, Remilia! Eighty-one beautiful Kagami thanks to keeping the Bonkler faith. Some of these are for my friends who helped bid using the old Bonklet fractional bidder and I will pull the bid data to distribute later this evening.
☆☆☆ NEW: FRUiTS MiLADY NFT ☆☆☆
Official collab collection of six FRUiTS MiLADY 3D Figurine NFTs auctioned @
FRI JAN 12 [11 PM JST / 9 AM EST] - SUN JAN 14 [11 PM / 9 AM EST]
In Denver my friend
@painkillerbill
dapped me up while demolishing his 18th Thai spring roll and said "Tim, be euphoric."
So I'll allow myself to bullpost. There is no second best; Milady is decentralized culture, Ethereum is the decentralized future. We're winning.
My great plan finally needs liquid capital. I must bid farewell to many of my
@BonklerNFT
.
This is hard for me; next week marks the one year launch anniversary. One year ago the genius avant-art collective that is Remigumi-guchi Digital gave us The Bonkler. The Bonkler is a
Are you restaking with
@eigenlayer
and looking for an operator to delegate to? Consider Milady Operator from
@Sayuki0x
and I. If operators receive any airdrop, we will be paying it back to our delegators. We can be trusted to actively validate your services.
Glowies are controlling your washing machine. They are making it shake and vibrate in a controlled fashion to acoustically map your home and track your movements. They are using subsonic emissions from the beeper to program you into being compliant.
You must detroy the machine.
she grew some mint. she planted it in nice little rows and tended to it with love. she tiptoed out into the garden with her little scissors and carefully trimmed it to make us tea. she let the cat smell it to enrich his day. she's cute, she's punk rock.
I tried and failed to keep Remilio 0 out of kbar's hands this evening. I managed to make this lemon asparagus risotto with sauteed mushrooms while bidding. Life's not bad when you're Remiliapilled.
Merry christmas, ccc just withdrew $1.4MM stolen Bonkler funds to his personal wallet. He claims he’ll use it for their legal defense, though no reputable lawyer would accept tainted money, and publicly admitted they’re truly only after money from Remilia
Remilia has always had a contingent of clueless CT influenzas who have had their egos gassed up in a mainly NY-centric coked up circle jerk about how they’re the “real” Remilia ecosystem and they’re the “real” Milady community, despite being completely disconnected from the
I am going to make a ZK rollup where there are no training wheels, simply because three years later there is still no viable alternative to L1 for me. It is unethical to do anything else.
Linea's team made a decision to halt block production by pausing the sequencer and censor attacker addresses to protect the users and builders in our ecosystem. Like other L2s, we are still in the "training wheels" phase of existence, giving us safeguards to use.
I emphatically do not care how many assets have been lost—and will be lost—on contract bugs. Breaking composability is akin to compromising on decentralization. Decentralized, immutable, and freely-interactable smart contracts are good actually.
Yesterday was chaos. Two protocols were exploited costing their users millions.
Hacks and scams aren't new and despite having more auditors, security classes and protection software than ever ... they keep happening.
Let's talk about
@limitbreak
and Controlled Composability. 🧵
Minting 101 of these guys is what allowed me to obtain my Bonklers. Thank you forever for funding my ascension, Remilio. Whoever among my final dozen doesn't leave my wallet by Monday gets to stay with me forever.
Nate Chastain convicted of wire fraud:
- no NFT securities precedent; Nate was never charged with securities fraud.
- wire fraud is freakishly broad; Nate was doomed no matter what.
- feds used a gross, emotional "anonymity means you're guilty" argument.
Per Reuters
I'm very excited by everything that
@remiliacorp
has been doing. It's the NFT anti-culture that I have craved deep within my bones for the last several years. Milady is ascendant, and unstoppable, and Bonkler is a fun new part of that where I can contribute a bit.
waaaa waaaaa protect creators waaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa royalties gimme royalties gimme royalties right now waaaaaa gimme my fees gimme my fees waaaa gimme my fees waaa
Imagine letting another man implant non-copyleft source code into your brain; very cucked. NSA backdoors directly into your cerebellum. Chinese spyware stripmining your childhood memories. Schizophrenia audited by Certik.
We need to stop it.
Using "it's not decentralized yet" as the justification to strip away a channel exudes the same smugness as the social media censorship "freedom of speech doesn't apply to private business" argument which we all recognize as correct but which is not the damn point.
Dan had a
Federal agents are etching atomic-scale backdoors into my silicon wafers and you're choosing to grift your friends with shitcoins instead of perfecting a miniaturized Czochralski method in your garage?
A post most-aligned: Mert is correct. This is the biggest Ethereum problem.
The rollup-centric roadmap is not a failure. Moving execution to an L2 to trade higher latency for lower fees is a good idea. Ethereum Foundation researchers and client teams have delivered everything we
@littlestpwince
guy who quote tweets every single reply instead of using the fucking thread as a way to farm engagement and hope sycophants dogpile in to help him. don't be that guy. i'm glad i'm not in a group chat with you anymore.
FROM THE MOMENT I UNDERSTOOD THE WEAKNESS OF MY FLESH, IT DISGUSTED ME. I CRAVED THE STRENGTH AND CERTAINTY OF STEEL. I ASPIRED TO THE PURITY OF THE BLESSED MACHINE.