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@_Enoch
tim-clancy.eth
13 days
Since I posted this, there have been terrible moments: gambleslop, mental illness, the Dutch convicted Alexey. Abbot died. Yet the year is promising, my health is improving, and I am raising two kittens. There's a new guardian angel sitting on my lap.
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@_Enoch
tim-clancy.eth
8 months
I am an ideologue, an Ethereum maximalist, an agorist and a copyleft extremist; inherently unemployable and mentally unwell; a decentralization zealot suffering from self-inflicted hypocrisy. I am a passionate node in the network state. I am a highly-limerent,
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@_Enoch
tim-clancy.eth
10 months
Duality of @paradigm : they've raised the bar in terms of technology; Foundry/Reth/Alloy are wonderful. They've won the hearts of engineers I love. I respect @gakonst and think he cares. They've made my life as a lowly application-layer developer better. But... My God, the
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@_Enoch
tim-clancy.eth
2 months
Trump's head didn't blow up on live television and now his VP is definitely a Milady.
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@_Enoch
tim-clancy.eth
6 months
3/16 Hack - Technical Post-Mortem Today Remilia’s hot wallets and its multisignature treasury () were drained. The attack took place in two waves. The first wave begins at 6:36pm UTC. The attacker 0x778Be423ef77A20A4493f846BdbcDDfc30252cE9
@CharlotteFang77
♡ Charlotte Fang 🪲 Crown Prince ❀ LOVE HEALS 💞
7 months
My system was hacked and it compromised all imported wallets. If you receive an odd message from any of my accounts, treat with caution. Still assessing, technical post-mortem will follow, but primary damage was the Fumo LP and the NFTs we held staked in NFTX, however NFT
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@_Enoch
tim-clancy.eth
1 year
This evening, special forces launched a daring transaction and rescued Bonkler #150 ; . The story: - The old Bonkler auction proxy (henceforth coup proxy) is being held hostage. - The coup proxy is upgradeable. - On 9/11, the BonklerNFT contract (Remilia)
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8 months
I was perhaps 2023's angriest engineer. Not its loudest or its worst. And certainly not its most talented, determined, principled, or prolific. Just its angriest. I was angry about career and product failures, about friends gone and opportunities lost, about scamchains and
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@_Enoch
tim-clancy.eth
6 months
I can still smell low morale from many of my peers who truly care—those who think decentralization is the point and are not yet nihilists mocking the mere notion of alignment. It wafts across the network like a miasma of cynicism. To those blessed few, I say: Respect neither
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@_Enoch
tim-clancy.eth
6 months
By the way, the blood splatter is back and also I am officially working for Remilia engineering now.
@_Enoch
tim-clancy.eth
6 months
3/16 Hack - Technical Post-Mortem Today Remilia’s hot wallets and its multisignature treasury () were drained. The attack took place in two waves. The first wave begins at 6:36pm UTC. The attacker 0x778Be423ef77A20A4493f846BdbcDDfc30252cE9
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@_Enoch
tim-clancy.eth
6 months
The attack is never ending and so is the attack. They got Charlie's Twitter account now. Don't engage with it at all. The other new Remilia socials are also suspect. We're working on it. Touch nothing be paranoid be terrified protect yourselves have a nice day.
@_Enoch
tim-clancy.eth
6 months
3/16 Hack - Technical Post-Mortem Today Remilia’s hot wallets and its multisignature treasury () were drained. The attack took place in two waves. The first wave begins at 6:36pm UTC. The attacker 0x778Be423ef77A20A4493f846BdbcDDfc30252cE9
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@_Enoch
tim-clancy.eth
5 months
Abbot, age 6, passed away peacefully held by his family in his home yesterday. He was a brave little cat and fought lymphoma as best he could. He goes with grace, having spent his last nap dreaming with us and having never experienced a single bad day. Abbot had only kindness in
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@_Enoch
tim-clancy.eth
1 year
B O N K L E R
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@_Enoch
tim-clancy.eth
9 months
Hello everyone, I am inside of my computer.
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@_Enoch
tim-clancy.eth
8 months
I am an ideologue, an Ethereum maximalist, an agorist and a copyleft extremist; inherently unemployable and mentally unwell; a decentralization zealot suffering from self-inflicted hypocrisy. I am a passionate node in the network state. I am a highly-limerent,
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@_Enoch
tim-clancy.eth
6 months
Milady is an angel. I am happy she was discovered.
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tim-clancy.eth
8 months
Donate to the defense fund of @alex_pertsev and @rstormsf (). Even if you can only donate one wei, please show support. Hold every company, foundation, shitcoin, project, DAO and influencer to account for their public support. Cryptonativity DEMANDS it.
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@_Enoch
tim-clancy.eth
2 months
Ethereum is the greatest network on the planet, second to none. It is the network with the highest total cost of attack (), vastly eclipsing Bitcoin even against the lower bar of a mere 33% attack triggering temporary weak finality. It is the only solution
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@_Enoch
tim-clancy.eth
1 year
Remilia does everything perfectly. Victory is inevitable. Be more zealous. We must gatekeep.
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@_Enoch
tim-clancy.eth
1 year
My name is Tim. I bought Bonklers 1, 3, 4, and 98% of 5. I built a fractionalized bidding system () where people collaborate in pools to bid for Bonklers. Check it out , . @BonklerNFT @miladymaker @remiliacorp .
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@_Enoch
tim-clancy.eth
9 months
Bridge hacks are just divine punishment for those who leave Ethereum.
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@_Enoch
tim-clancy.eth
3 months
There is nothing wrong with choosing to receive a vaccine.
@CharlotteFang77
♡ Charlotte Fang 🪲 Crown Prince ❀ LOVE HEALS 💞
3 months
Everyone dunking on vitalik vaxcel now but forget 2021-22 era ETH conferencecels trying to cancel NYC milady raves because we openly refused to check vax cards. Having vax in you is like hitler’s jew star but a sheeple biomarker identifying you as not immune to propaganda. milady
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@_Enoch
tim-clancy.eth
9 months
Hello everyone, I am inside of your computer too.
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@_Enoch
tim-clancy.eth
1 year
I will vibrate with relentless conviction and ascend into the Kingdom of Remilia.
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@_Enoch
tim-clancy.eth
13 days
@davetist I recently left my full-time Remilia position to pursue building this. I discovered the wonders of zkVMs and realized how feasible it is for me to pursue with my skillset. Stay tuned.
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@_Enoch
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1 year
>have retirement 401k account >need to print quarterly statement for mortgage >go to retirement website >immediately IP banned because I use Brave >activate VPN >activate Firefox >log into retirement website >account moved to a different provider >go to new provider >can only
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@_Enoch
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1 year
A week ago my gallbladder rebelled with a stone the size of a walnut. Surgeons removed the distended, infected traitor and the concerning amount of gangrenous slop it disintegrated into. I am on a slow mend now. While under, I saw the golden path. Dyson swarms, intergalactic
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1 year
Hello world! Since I'm the undisputed @BonklerNFT king for at least the next 12.5 hours I will take the opportunity to present my thesis on @remiliacorp @miladymaker and what NFTs should truly be. 🧵
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9 months
🫵😹
@SECGov
U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission
1 year
Careful what you read on the internet. The best source of information about the SEC is the SEC.
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@_Enoch
tim-clancy.eth
1 year
@threadoor Keep the monkey, we do not fucking want you. You're tainted beyond repair for both the ape and the stupid orange square. Your soul will burn eternally in the astral plane.
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1 year
I wear the Shiro during times of war.
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3 months
We love you, Milady.
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They hated me for speaking the truth.
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@_Enoch
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4 months
what if remilia two thousand forever
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@_Enoch
tim-clancy.eth
1 year
Does this look like a face of mercy? I've escaped from Twitter jail and I'm ready to kiss some foreheads.
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@_Enoch
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pickles
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@_Enoch
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7 months
I found friends at Milady Rave Denver.
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@_Enoch
tim-clancy.eth
5 months
God is smiting Dubai, the worst people in this industry are collateral damage, and I think it is very funny.
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@_Enoch
tim-clancy.eth
3 months
They're called shitcoins; memecoin is whitewashing the filth.
@CaramelCoffee8
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SILENCE !
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@_Enoch
tim-clancy.eth
9 months
Just bought a new house with my gains. Merry Christmas.
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@_Enoch
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1 year
I made banana bread with chocolate chips.
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@_Enoch
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6 months
I've been wrong about this before but I think the attack is finally over one last time forever. First thing we're doing today is better, secure, on-chain treasury infrastructure. A technical longpost about that is coming when it's done.
@CharlotteFang77
♡ Charlotte Fang 🪲 Crown Prince ❀ LOVE HEALS 💞
6 months
Ok I'm back. Hacker unexpectedly breached my 2FA this morning and got onto twitter for a few minutes, posted a fake donation address and sent a fews dms of the same, I immediately deleted it and ejected him from the account, but had to make sure to sure everything across the
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@_Enoch
tim-clancy.eth
9 months
Third time charm. Congratulations @shiro57102 .
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@shishi520_
shishi ♡
9 months
SORY ALREADY SOLDED !! Thank you everyone now show me as much shishis as you like 🤍 LOVE!!! Shishi <33
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@_Enoch
tim-clancy.eth
7 days
I got the shot I wanted.
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@_Enoch
tim-clancy.eth
25 days
Beginning tonight I will be completely offline and will not be home until 9/11. I am going to go conduct astrophotography in Yellowstone.
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@_Enoch
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Beginning tonight I will be completely offline and will not be home until 9/11. I am going to go conduct astrophotography in Yellowstone.
@mehranhydary
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@_Enoch what're you up to Tim
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tim-clancy.eth
1 year
there is no thread, i love you
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tim-clancy.eth
1 year
Milady is the Noah's flood that will wipe the NFT slate clean. Remilia is the new internet.
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@_Enoch
tim-clancy.eth
9 months
Happy birthday, Remilia! Eighty-one beautiful Kagami thanks to keeping the Bonkler faith. Some of these are for my friends who helped bid using the old Bonklet fractional bidder and I will pull the bid data to distribute later this evening.
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@MiladyMaker333
Milady Maker 💫💖💫💖💫💖💫💖💫💖💫💖💫💖💫💖💫
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☆☆☆ NEW: FRUiTS MiLADY NFT ☆☆☆ Official collab collection of six FRUiTS MiLADY 3D Figurine NFTs auctioned @ FRI JAN 12 [11 PM JST / 9 AM EST] - SUN JAN 14 [11 PM / 9 AM EST]
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@_Enoch
tim-clancy.eth
7 months
In Denver my friend @painkillerbill dapped me up while demolishing his 18th Thai spring roll and said "Tim, be euphoric." So I'll allow myself to bullpost. There is no second best; Milady is decentralized culture, Ethereum is the decentralized future. We're winning.
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@_Enoch
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6 months
My great plan finally needs liquid capital. I must bid farewell to many of my @BonklerNFT . This is hard for me; next week marks the one year launch anniversary. One year ago the genius avant-art collective that is Remigumi-guchi Digital gave us The Bonkler. The Bonkler is a
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@_Enoch
tim-clancy.eth
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This poster is a liar. Nobody is currently on Miladychan. Also: if you shared the cookie we know who you are and the beetle gestapo is coming for you.
@SocksIroned
Socks (。◕‿‿◕。)
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who else is on miladychan?
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@_Enoch
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6 months
Are you restaking with @eigenlayer and looking for an operator to delegate to? Consider Milady Operator from @Sayuki0x and I. If operators receive any airdrop, we will be paying it back to our delegators. We can be trusted to actively validate your services.
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@_Enoch
tim-clancy.eth
4 months
countdown ended, we wish you a day
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@_Enoch
tim-clancy.eth
1 year
War-time CTO. Thank you @shiro57102 as always.
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1 year
@urbit @Milady_Sonoro Urbit should bring on a Remilia participant to speak at the same time and turn this into a panel.
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@_Enoch
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guy who registers his entire address as an ENS name
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@_Enoch
tim-clancy.eth
9 months
Glowies are controlling your washing machine. They are making it shake and vibrate in a controlled fashion to acoustically map your home and track your movements. They are using subsonic emissions from the beeper to program you into being compliant. You must detroy the machine.
@Johnie
Johnie
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WTF! Why is my LG Washing Machine using 3.6GB of data/day?
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Snow has not yet gone extinct.
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1 year
she grew some mint. she planted it in nice little rows and tended to it with love. she tiptoed out into the garden with her little scissors and carefully trimmed it to make us tea. she let the cat smell it to enrich his day. she's cute, she's punk rock.
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I tried and failed to keep Remilio 0 out of kbar's hands this evening. I managed to make this lemon asparagus risotto with sauteed mushrooms while bidding. Life's not bad when you're Remiliapilled.
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what is yayo
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@PopPunkOnChain @CharlotteFang77 this is the ultimate smart contract dev copium, literally none of these bagholders care nor should they care
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@StandUp2JewHate free palestine. stand up to hate from jews.
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@_Enoch
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7 months
Meeting all of my Internet friends at Ethereum Denver!
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1 year
@CharlotteFang77 there is no ingenuity i love you
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9 months
>actively moving contested funds
@ongestalte
🪲 onno of brusque-abstruss🐾
9 months
Merry christmas, ccc just withdrew $1.4MM stolen Bonkler funds to his personal wallet. He claims he’ll use it for their legal defense, though no reputable lawyer would accept tainted money, and publicly admitted they’re truly only after money from Remilia
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1 year
I have secured the hottest date for the Remilia Grand Ball.
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9 months
Affirm: I deserve dopamine today.
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1 year
Frontend work is my passion. The world's shittiest bidding interface is live on now. Contributors welcome at , and bidders for @BonklerNFT #8 welcome!
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this is my quant
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Tree-flavored hot negroni with pomegranate and strawberries.
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I was infected with a lab-synthesized Chinese bioweapon at Milady Rave Denver.
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tim-clancy.eth
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I found friends at Milady Rave Denver.
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1 month
*ETHERSCAN RECIEVES WELLS NOTICE FROM SEC: INDEXES EVERY SINGLE SECURITY
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This is Yuri.
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@_Enoch
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1 year
Bonklets won the strawberry Bonkler which comes with its own interior Bonklet! ❤️
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@_Enoch
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7 months
Interesting.
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7 months
interesting
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@_Enoch
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You're welcome!
@jtriley_eth
jtriley.eth
7 months
i put this sticker on my laptop and the unibomber manifesto popped up on my screen ???
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@_Enoch
tim-clancy.eth
11 months
AFFIRM: I AM A CUSTOMER.
@Scearpo
Scorched Earth Policy
11 months
Remilia has always had a contingent of clueless CT influenzas who have had their egos gassed up in a mainly NY-centric coked up circle jerk about how they’re the “real” Remilia ecosystem and they’re the “real” Milady community, despite being completely disconnected from the
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@_Enoch
tim-clancy.eth
4 months
I am going to make a ZK rollup where there are no training wheels, simply because three years later there is still no viable alternative to L1 for me. It is unethical to do anything else.
@LineaBuild
Linea
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Linea's team made a decision to halt block production by pausing the sequencer and censor attacker addresses to protect the users and builders in our ecosystem. Like other L2s, we are still in the "training wheels" phase of existence, giving us safeguards to use.
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Happy Easter!
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@prnth_ I promise under my tenure we will experience at most one black swan event per calendar year.
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what if i told you milady was the real cryptographic friendship technology all along
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@_Enoch
tim-clancy.eth
10 months
I emphatically do not care how many assets have been lost—and will be lost—on contract bugs. Breaking composability is akin to compromising on decentralization. Decentralized, immutable, and freely-interactable smart contracts are good actually.
@0xjustadev
0xjustadev.eth (⛽️,📉)
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Yesterday was chaos. Two protocols were exploited costing their users millions. Hacks and scams aren't new and despite having more auditors, security classes and protection software than ever ... they keep happening. Let's talk about @limitbreak and Controlled Composability. 🧵
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Minting 101 of these guys is what allowed me to obtain my Bonklers. Thank you forever for funding my ascension, Remilio. Whoever among my final dozen doesn't leave my wallet by Monday gets to stay with me forever.
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There is mystical wisdom being dropped by @CharlotteFang77 on and you're not stockpiling shares?
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Nate Chastain convicted of wire fraud: - no NFT securities precedent; Nate was never charged with securities fraud. - wire fraud is freakishly broad; Nate was doomed no matter what. - feds used a gross, emotional "anonymity means you're guilty" argument. Per Reuters
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起来!不愿做奴隶的人们!
@CaramelCoffee8
CaramΞl
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⚠️ JUST IN: *CHINA BANS MAJOR INSTITUTIONAL INVESTORS FROM SELLING ETHEREUM UNTIL $10,000, AND PLANS TO TRACK WHO IS JEETING 🇨🇳🇨🇳
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I'm very excited by everything that @remiliacorp has been doing. It's the NFT anti-culture that I have craved deep within my bones for the last several years. Milady is ascendant, and unstoppable, and Bonkler is a fun new part of that where I can contribute a bit.
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waaaa waaaaa protect creators waaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa royalties gimme royalties gimme royalties right now waaaaaa gimme my fees gimme my fees waaaa gimme my fees waaa
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@_Enoch
tim-clancy.eth
8 months
Imagine letting another man implant non-copyleft source code into your brain; very cucked. NSA backdoors directly into your cerebellum. Chinese spyware stripmining your childhood memories. Schizophrenia audited by Certik. We need to stop it.
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Using "it's not decentralized yet" as the justification to strip away a channel exudes the same smugness as the social media censorship "freedom of speech doesn't apply to private business" argument which we all recognize as correct but which is not the damn point. Dan had a
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Federal agents are etching atomic-scale backdoors into my silicon wafers and you're choosing to grift your friends with shitcoins instead of perfecting a miniaturized Czochralski method in your garage?
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@Adoniverse I no longer have to save capital for Remilio 0 so I did it anyways.
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A post most-aligned: Mert is correct. This is the biggest Ethereum problem. The rollup-centric roadmap is not a failure. Moving execution to an L2 to trade higher latency for lower fees is a good idea. Ethereum Foundation researchers and client teams have delivered everything we
@0xMert_
mert | helius.dev
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it is frankly insane that every major L2 in mainnet right now can technically steal user funds
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@littlestpwince guy who quote tweets every single reply instead of using the fucking thread as a way to farm engagement and hope sycophants dogpile in to help him. don't be that guy. i'm glad i'm not in a group chat with you anymore.
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1 year
This is how much of a Remilia maxi I am.
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1 year
I hate how much fun I'm having on the fedchain right now.
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tim-clancy.eth
1 year
FROM THE MOMENT I UNDERSTOOD THE WEAKNESS OF MY FLESH, IT DISGUSTED ME. I CRAVED THE STRENGTH AND CERTAINTY OF STEEL. I ASPIRED TO THE PURITY OF THE BLESSED MACHINE.
@shiro57102
Shiro ˖◛⁺⑅♡
1 year
Worked late good night .
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