A year-long Experimental Financial Adventure from the genius avant art collective Remilia Corporation โจ Currently undergoing renovations...
@remiliacorp333
What is Bonkler? Bonkler is a Grand New Experiment in Financial Art. Bonkler is the first reserve-backed NFT. Bonkler is a year-long prank on price discovery. Bonkler is a citational supercomplex. Bonkler is the auction that runs forever, higher & higher, with you & me, together.
YAHOOO! ๐ GOLDEN BONKLER NUMBER ONE, BORN IN TOKYO, JAPAN, HAS BEEN WON FOR 60 ETH! ๐ซ CONGRATULATIONS TO THE DISCERNING (AND MARVELOUSLY BOLD IN BIDDING BATTLE) OWNER OF THIS BLESSED BONKLER! ๐
Even if you can't see this, even if we can't talk, even if more ties are severed, even if the sharks bite the undersea cables, even if twitter implodes, even if all of web2, 3, 4, and 5 die, I hope you're happy.
This is a once in a lifetime opportunity to instantly turn the dollar signs in your eyes into seventy three septillion lucky bonkler bucks by participating in a groundbreaking experimental finance art project๐
๐ I LOVE WITH HAVING FUN WITH MY FRIENDS ONLINE ๐ AND PLAYING WITH TOYS ๐ช AND MY STUFFED ANIMALS๐งธAND YOU... ๐ YOU LIGHT UP MY LIFE! ๐
The winning bid of 20.3 ETH is more than just a number. It represents the Bonkler mission of Synergy - a fusion of contemporary, post-contemporary, post-post contemporary, and historical contemporary.
Remiliacon 2023 Day 3
BONKLER IS HERE!
5-8pm Tokyo Time
Open Bar!
EXCLUSIVE Location-based Mint:
The Last Love Song on this Little Planet (Sprite Remix) (Wim Mertens Score)
๐ฅ Blazing Bonkler Number Three bears gifts of temporary delight and the splendid warmth of love. ๐ช A cookie. A flower. A call that brightens your day. You will remember FEELING... forever. โค๏ธโ๐ฅ
Bonkler's eclectic design by
@MiladyMaker
artist, Milady Sonora, is inspired by Katamari Damacy, Bionicles, kitbash culture, Gundam, auction houses, Y2K electronicsโฆ each Bonkler cites a wide array of references, with tiered rarity that reveals itself over the year-long auction.
G0000D M0RNING from T0KY0! ๐ Markets just opened here, but Bonkler never sleeps. The business is serious. The work is never-ending. The love never leaves you. ๐ค The light shines from you and through your actions, F0REVER and ever!!!
As the auction nears its halfway point, Bonkler IX appears on the horizon. There's a feeling of completeness, of everything falling into place. It just feels right.โจ
I could sit here forever with nothing to say, maybe it's enough to go insane... seeing red, shivering, sweating the small stuff... 103 is the start of a high grade fever.
It is a Beautiful Day ..to Remember.. that Bonkler XII is a Timeless Artifact. You can't go home again, but you can speculate on the future of the internet & the possible conception of what a post-post historical contemporary could be.
12.5% of all Bonklers have now been up for auction. This time is fine sand slipping through the sieve of your hands. ๐ค Don't wait forever for your forever Bonkler.
You're not in the dark; you already won the fight.
You're blinded in a Cretaceous black shale mine full of priceless pure green emeralds, still throwing lousy orthodox punches. Bonkler reminds You: when it feels like Something is missing... look where You left It.
every day i wake up, sit down at my desk, pop open an ice cold glass bottle coca cola, and take BIG sips while i count my stacks of hundred thousand trillion dollar remilia bank notes and marvel at the fact that all we had to do was log on and win forever
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Ice Cold Glass Bottle Coca Cola Time
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Bonklers are a measure of Time ๐ค Hurry, before the last tiny rock drops through the hourglass, Reflect on Your . . . childhood, sensation, words, emotions . . . ๐ค
Bonklers are moments, crystallized, glowing brighter and brighter, accelerating out from every singular subconscious to a collective temporal celebration.
THE WORK IS ONLY JUST BEGINNING AND IT IS NEVER-ENDING!!! ๐ YOUR WORK TODAY WILL BE BUT AN ARTIFACT TOMORROW ๐ WORK EVERY DAY TO MAKE THE WORLD, YOUR FUTURE, AND YOUR WORK ITSELF MORE BEAUTIFUL!!!
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory, which states that this has already happened.
JADE BONKLER IS THE BLUDGEONING ANGEL! VICTOR OF THE 60,000,000,000,000 YEAR MULTIPLANE BATTLE OF [**REDACTED FOR NOW**]! PERFECT TASTE, ALIGNMENT, ATTACK, SPEED, WIT, AGILITY, MIND ROTATION, STYLE, EXECUTION, ELITE SKILL! REMILIA ONE THOUSAND FOREVER ๐ค๐ซ๐โจ๐
Bonkler Number 4: Bravely Exploring an Alternative Visual Vocabulary for Questioning: Choices, Current States, Environments, Luck, Origins, and The Ever-Present Static.๐ซ
๐ต Blue is the color of his mithril armor
Blue are the seas, and his Quad Damage tooo
I have a Bonkler and he is so blue ๐ต
(is blasting on your spaceship's bluetooth speaker while the BIG blue Foobar alien Bonkler fills his water pistol with one quadrillion gallons of seawater)
a Bonkler so in awe of His Creation that he himself began to glow in an attempt to reflect the beauty of this world made by God.
oh and also with a Le Creuset Pot for a head.
-AAAAAAAAAAAAAauhhh ... what was I doing again? I blithely stepped into a WHAT? This sun is so bright... why is this cat sprite talking about Theseusโ paradox?
Le Creuset Orange Casserole dish, Donald Judd Side Shelf Chair 84, Incineroar, Mithril Trimmed Armor, Skylander Sword, The School of Athens, Dwarf Fortress Greek Cross Bedroom Layout.
Sound crazy?
It could actually be the *Most Sensible* investment of your life.
Cosmic rays, constantly pelting our planet from the heavens, collide with Earthโs atmospheric molecules and burst into products like muons: fundamental particles, thought to be composed of nothing smaller. Conceptually, the muon composition is nearly opposite that of a Bonkler.
BONKLER NFT presents a radical new primitive model for the space. Pay-per-use token-gated therapy and encouragement provided conveniently integrated into the Twitter Direct Message system.
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Bonkler XIV dares us to dive headfirst into its chaotic harmony of forms and ideas... to escape convention, our proverbial amber... to no longer be pressed like a flower between pages of the universe...
With the winning bid of 19.4 ETH, a symphony of resonance fills the air, as every element of the Bonkler harmonizes, ushering in a sense of victory that will echo throughout time. ๐
Look how much Milady trusts Bonkler. He's blinded by the flash for this photo, holding a Daihatsu Midget mini truck directly over her head while they're in a dark dungeon tunnel that's surely full of scimitar wielding skeletons and giant spiders, and she's not scared at all.
behold: the awkwardest bonkler so far. it's disrupting your regularly scheduled programming.. without knocking . . . breaking and entering your heart. reminiscent of a few of you..
๐ WAHOO!! Block Party on Bonkler St!
๐ค BYOB (Bring Your Own Bonkler)
โ๏ธ 8PM - 2AM EST or until Auction 71 ends
๐ RSVP (with your Bonkler) Below!
๐ถ Binky bonkler, tinky tonkler,
Won't you crinkle up the cronkler
Binkler bonkler, jinky jonkler,
Now you're bringing down the donkler
Burning up the Bonkler โค๏ธโ๐ฅ
As the bid amount reaches 9 ETH, chill shifts from breeze to state of being, the playful charm of Bonkler XVI quietly intensifies, and we bask in this, our warm respite.
โจEvery Bonkler bears the everlasting halo, the divine radiation of Creativity.โจ Each element is natural, constructed, transposed in origin and Purpose.โจ Everything is what You Make of it.โจ
Bonkler 88: Powerful, Happy, Minmaxxer with High Defense and Offense, Always Having Fun, Has an Exit Strategy, Considered the Size of the Doll, Doesn't Feel the Heat
i like toys and pokemon and lego and spooky skeletons and cute kittens and intimidating manipulative anime genius man and experimental video game technology and bright sun, shiny badge so pretty, and FUN & feeling dizzy and touching concrete, carpet, cold hard plastic, hot ironโฃ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ
The glorious golden glow of the sun first hitting you on the day you won. The cool buzzing disquiet undercurrent of a place you've somehow been before in a dream. The breath held as the last painful seconds of waiting tick down. Time stands still for a moment: a Bonkler at rest.
๐ Bonkler is the pearl dawning, the shimmering of every physical and logical pixel through all planes at once, the restless soul finally fed . . the image which forbids the mind its ability to forget . . . โจ
The official Remilia Grand Ball after-after party will be held in room 79 at the Blender Hotel Prague. A variety of cold drinks, candies, and fish shaped ice cream will be provided, and we will watch a summer season anime on the projector! ๐
Bonkler 45 wonders if you would like to get comfy and have a nice time just enjoying things and having fun online with your friends every single night forever?
(Y/N?)
Hi. What are you waiting for?
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