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The AntiVatnik. Brit. SSgt (Ret’d) Yes. I paid for Twitter. I don't want to but it has features I require right now. Deal with it as I have had to.

Langley, Virginia
Joined July 2009
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Zoot
5 months
Whilst the rhetoric is a little over the top Gung Ho "America" I very much agree with the sentiment here and endorse it. Even though it ignores the immense effort being made by EU nations to keep Ukraine and its international units in the fight Americans need to understand that
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WarTranslated (Dmitri)
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An address to the Congress from an American soldier who is helping the elite Ukrainian Brigade, John “Jackie” Roberts”. Please read and share.
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@trinzu Hey. No. None of that. We serve because we choose to. Some are taken. Some are not. I was 21 years in the UK army. You are not responsible for what happens to us. Soldiers serve. Your love is enough.
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@EmmaManzini @Colin10971 Nuh. As my gran would say "there were no use by dates on our food". I eat eggs weeks after they have gone out of date. All it has to do is pass the smell test. people waste too much shit because sellers try to force them to buy more shit.
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@NoContextBrits Well, Apart from the Gaulish Celts ( Northern and Central Europe) The Romans, the Norsemen, (Norwegions) The Danes, The German Saxons, The Danish Angles, The Germanic Jutes, The French Norse (Normans) and the Scots King James nobody has ever occupied Great Britain.
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@aussiecossack how can you lose count when you only need the fingers of one hand?
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@PollsNOpinions1 Yes. Because: Russia.
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3 months
I've just got my dad into bed. It's 02:20 and it's exhausting. Alzheimer's is stealing him from me. I love him dearly. Tonight was great, he was lucid for a while and we talked old times. I have to treasure these moments.
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3 months
Hands up if you still have a tin of Kiwi parade gloss. if you know, you know.
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@wartranslated Sir Noncealot blocked me ages ago
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@HotSotin This one
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@NaughtyRose469 it's a woman, yawn. Some men have done the same for decades but haters gotta hold on to their misandry.
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@MarshallJulius Canucks. Definitely not completely right in the head.
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@OzKaterji @nino_prodigio HEY! They were not all shitty cars, There was a window of wonder.
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4 months
Please spread this important poll. 50+50*2 = If your name is Ian you are exempt from this simple task.
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my calcliator is borked.
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4 years
I'd just like to thank all you selfish twats at the beach today for the inevitable second lockdown you have already triggered.
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5 years
@AnderHerrera @PSG_inside Sorry they let you go Ander. The fans never wanted it. Best of luck with your new team.
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@JayinKyiv @SergeyKofanov Jesus I'm not even that fond of you and I would have only wanted to give you a hug. Can't speak for all Brits but don't let that experience turn you against us.
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6 months
the most thorough and exhaustive peer review of MBH 98/99 and possibly the most thorough of any published paper ever and manchild Mann wants to exclude the authors from testifying against his fraud? Can't think why.
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6 months
Update: Steyn v. Mann climate trial: Mann files motion 'TO EXCLUDE TESTIMONY FROM STEPHEN MCINTYRE AND ROSS MCKITRICK'
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@SeasideChris RUDE. I'm not even on there. I'm the Merc driver tailgating the greens so I can hit 100 as soon as possible then slam on because I forgot technology has me beat with average speed cameras.
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@JRobinsooo2809 @trinzu I'm nearly 60 I'll have you know and fuck anime. I'm an old bastard and proud of it.
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3 months
If you don't have $10 then that's OK. But you have the power of a boost and retweet right there at your fingertips.
@Harri_Est
Harri_EST🇪🇪🇺🇦
3 months
800 days of Ukraine's resistance to Russia's full-scale invasion. Can everyone please donate $10? We know you might be wondering: Can one $10 donation really fight back against Russia? Yes. The answer is yes. Absolutely yes. ➡️ ➡️
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4 years
So much want
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4 years
@EamonnHolmes Mate her problems went way beyond losing a job. Sad news but a long troubled individual.
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4 years
dad's driving me nuts, again. Insisting he came to Tesco with me, all the time saying "ooh I could just do with a day out now", hoping I'd take him somewhere. I've just booked a trip to tour Concorde on Saturday. I'm not telling him. I'll make some shit up and surprise him
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5 years
@cncsparkie @DavidLammy Sent to the parliamentary standards commissioner earlier.
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10 years
Bike's almost done. Some cosmetics left. 187/200 #Ducati #999R #Fila @NeilHodgson100 now to make a video :) #noisy http://t.co/xAXXQVnRTg
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6 years
Point of order. That is the music room of Buck house and therefore property of the state. That gold piano was built for Queen Victoria in 1856 by the firm S & P Erard and is owned by the nation
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6 years
Nothing says Christmas 2018 like a billionaire sitting in front of a gold piano telling us all to pull together through this difficult time.
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@Osinttechnical As a former AS-90 operator and 21 year artillery veteran you have no idea what I would be prepared to do for one of those patches.
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5 years
Hold my calls! Archer is back on TV for season 10. And it's set in space! #ArcherFXX
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4 years
So dad is done and all went well. Won't actually know if the procedure has worked for a week or three. He's feeling a bit rough but otherwise OK. Thanks all for the ❤️
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@jwagsters Ladies. Don't listen to this man. I wear leather and ride a fast bike. I clearly have more to offer. And I can order in Borscht ;)
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5 years
Roses are red. So is Ducati. And that is why I am divorced.
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@secretsqrl123 Returning loaded? In Spring when there is no snow?
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@NoContextBrits The plate. I'm joking. It's the hash browns. Those things are a disgrace.
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4 years
Abandoned Range Rover on Horwich golf course. Must have been too embarrassed to call for help 🤣 (don't say it's the driving range. Golf puns are not acceptable in a time of crisis 😂)
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@secretsqrl123 As artillery air defence I didn't get to see much frontline stuff ( the drive to Iraq from Kuwait was fun though ) but they kept me 21 years so I must have done something right. Too many armchair warriors will never know or understand.
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@osint_69 @turtlerancher66 My god, send more ATACMS. I'm nearly there...
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@EndWokeness Erm that's kind of documented fact.
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I will say this. You will never convince a motorcycle racer that he should not race. You will never convince the mortals that worship these racers that it's too dangerous. A life doing nothing to test yourself is a life wasted.
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@sovietfriends What? You'll never forget how you raped, tortured and beat him to death because you decided he was a spy? I'm sure that brings comfort to his family.
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This is the greatest thing I saw all week. I do hope @RepMTG was taking notes.
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Kay-Z 🇺🇸🇺🇦
4 months
SAFETY TIPS FOR THE ECLIPSE!
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@Maks_NAFO_FELLA Oh we have been chatting about this for a while. Inevitable since the B1's returned to Fairford bomber command last year.
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Plent of great bikes at the #MotorcycleLive show but you know me #DucatiLove . http://t.co/Ihyr7Qg3He
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Never been happier to do 4mph. Love my dad, despite all my moaning.
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It's 4am in the morning in Estonia and Harri has been on a donation drive for hours now. Help him help a brother out. Just a few bucks will make a difference.
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Without your donations many defenders from our last delivery wouldn’t be with us anymore, your donations save lives every single day!
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@Megatron_ron None of those. Why? Because they are not Petr Pavel
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5 years
I'm sorry to subject you to this but happy new year 2020 to all my wonderful twitter family. From the ugliest mofos in the North West tonight. Love from Craig and Allan.
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@RetroRacingCo @Audi @FormulaOneWorld Iim more of an Italian man myself 😃
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@LJCJ83 @Lordflashh3art There's your problem. Silent treatment until you need to bark at him. That's not a healthy relationship.
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@NoContextBrits Meanwhile the real real ones remember...
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@peta @NorseLadyM That is utter bollocks. A legitimate lie vegans tell themselves
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@ItsBorys @saintjavelin @UniteWithUKR You clearly left your mark. I've never seen Budanov so happy! 😉🇺🇦
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Cannot express my gratitude enough for the wonderful staff at @SalfordRoyalNHS who have unquestionably saved my father's life twice in the last 3 days. He's not out of the woods by any means but finally things have started to look hopeful ❤️ @NHSEngland
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4 years
Utter horse shit. I did 80+ hours 7 days a week for years. It's what made me successful. How effective? Well I'm guessing only one of us retired early to enjoy the fruits of that labour.
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Not do I only believe working 40hrs is too much, I also believe kids being in school all day is absurd. That’s too much. 25 hrs should be full time work, 30 max. Kids are in school all damn day because parents are at work. No one is effective 40+ hrs a week.
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So I've been keeping this quiet. Not sure I was going to mention it. I have to take dad into Hospital tomorrow for a pre-op assessment then take him back Thursday for a heart procedure (double ablation) and i'm pretty terrified for both of us.
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@MartinSLewis I don't think it matters. Over a barrel. We still have to pay.
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@yamaharacingcom @geebeeimages Hmm. I don't think I am the most neutral person to ask...
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@j6prayingrandma You missy, are being a mischievous scamp and are being very economical with the truth.
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@Fallout I always join the brotherhood of steel. Then I become the brother of steal. Steal their armour that is.
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Stray Dog Keeps Visiting A Hyundai Dealership, They Give Him A Job And His Own Badge
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Yeah don't be a prick sitting in a Lorry's blind spot when the situation clearly means he's going to need to change lanes to keep his momentum. You had a lane to move over. You are the dangerous driver here.
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@x__Sharon___x @Harri_Est @1team1fight_org @Dmitro7607 @JoelTheDane @DmytroKovalchu5 @Aaron_UA1 I'll be going back. Just some loose ends to tie up. And I'll be happy if they place some sunflowers over me.
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I will go Norfolk Broading again this year. Boat is ready. September come hell or high water.
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@HagertyUK Deep dish for when you are rolling wit yo home boys and OG OZ for when you are heel-toeing it across some loose gravel at maniacal speeds
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got to be up in 6 hours to take dad into hospital for his heart op. Really would prefer to be doing anything else. No way will I sleep.
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5 years
Thanks Twitter. I'm sure I hardly noticed that you banned me for TWO Months in error. I'm grateful for the break /sarc
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@KEEMSTAR As someone who has dealt with 'crippling depression', diagnosed from an early age I find that really insulting. You are just a shitposting cunt who feels invalidated if your videos don't make the money and adulation you crave. Fuck me you are a shallow cunt.
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Dear @MichaelLaverty your coverage for @btsportmotogp this weekend has been excellent. On point, insightful, clever and above all not condescending as though everyone should know what you know. More of the same fella. 👍🏽
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My waste of taxpayer funds leaflet is on the way back to the joker who sent it #Brexit
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@ChowdahHill On duty. I will not fall for your tricks to make me break protocol!
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@smDeWittHall It's not my job to accept anything anyone says. My job entails dealing with my own shit and not other people's shit.
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@CorbynistaTeen The 'Tories' don't run the NHS and have no say in these decisions. You would have to take your grievance up with the individual NHS Trusts that are doing it because it's their job to run an efficient service and they are apolitical.
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@Bricktop_NAFO This comes up a lot. And I got schooled by a US airman. Too expensive. Fewer parts available. Way too vulnerable to manpads. Not fast enough, attack vectors require skilled flying at dangerously low altitudes. It would be glorious to see though.
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This is my dad, waaaay back when digital cameras were barely a thing and he was still allowed to drive. I keep these things to show as reminders. He's getting worse by the week now. But I love him and will always be right here for him. #dementia
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Go to Google home page and type "do a barrel roll" into the search bar, You can thank me later.
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@blacktabbygames So I could have pirated it. I found a torrent in a few moments. But I enjoyed your refreshing take on piracy for those unable to afford it. This shows your passion to have your work seen. So I bought it just now.
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@EJPointer It's little more than psychological. It's a small incursion by a couple of units, battalion strength at most. But it tells the locals that Russians will support them if they fight against their oppression. It's nothing in a strategic sense, they will be out again soon.
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Well dad came home today and you would not know he's been ill. Which after reading his notes is a minor miracle in itself. Thanks again for all the massive support. But I think they shrunk him! #massivechair
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