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Sir Chris McStill

@SeasideChris

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mostly nonsense. Except scones. cream first. twitter forever

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Joined April 2009
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@SeasideChris
Sir Chris McStill
4 years
@davida797979 @nipseybashi Tell me about it. I bought a label printer, so that I could put a label on the drawer where it lives. 😩😩😩😩
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2 years
Local curry house Facebook page. Shouldn’t laugh. 🤣
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4 months
Painfully accurate
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It’s just insane how much bigger cars have got. The original one is less than half the size 😳
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3 years
With all the benefits of modern technology and computing power, they’ve come up with something that looks exactly like Concorde. What a fabulous job those engineers did in the 1960s.
@united
United Airlines
3 years
We're the first U.S. airline to sign an agreement for @boomaero 's ‘Overture’ airliners which are expected to be net-zero carbon and connect 500+ cities in nearly half the time. Taking off in 2029: #BoomSupersonic
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4 months
@MerseyTrades Sitting in a blind spot is not sensible driving.
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@AdamShame3 Because it’s the law.
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1 year
If you are British and started watching F1 in the 80s, this man is the GOAT 👌
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1 year
"All the memories are flooding back" ♥ Just an incredible moment when @nigelmansell got back in the seat of his iconic Williams 🤩
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24 days
Bits falling off it isn’t a great start.
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Goodwood FOS
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The brand new #Ford #Capri makes its global debut at the 2024 Goodwood Festival of Speed presented by Mastercard. What are your initial thoughts? #FirstGlance presented by @heycar_uk #FOS
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Sir Chris McStill
1 year
RIP Ford Fiesta. You were great fun to drive.
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7 months
Even the Good Ol’ Boys have been hit by the cost of living crisis 😢
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Sir Chris McStill
1 year
Bloody love those old Stratoses. Italian though, so always breaking down.
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Sir Chris McStill
2 years
Me, in every racing car game.
@Only9built
Electric Blue🧢🖌
2 years
Bugger😬
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Sir Chris McStill
3 years
Anyone else seen a new Range Rover this morning? Just me?
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2 years
I could do that.
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@MerseyTrades Going exactly the same speed, but leaving a sensible gap to the truck.
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Sir Chris McStill
3 years
All you losers with BO55 plates, get a decent one. 👌
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Sir Chris McStill
10 months
Terry should have bought that Escort.
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4 months
@RicerSpec @AdamShame3 There’s more than one law
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Sir Chris McStill
1 year
White RRS ✔️ 4D plate ✔️ Crap name/job mis-spaced plate ✔️ BINGO ✔️
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Sir Chris McStill
2 years
Range Rover Sport ✅ Tasteless colours ✅ 4d plate ✅ BOSS plate ✅ Bingo!
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Sir Chris McStill
3 months
Many thanks to the Z1 owner who was happy for anyone to have a go of the doors. #breakfastclub
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Sir Chris McStill
2 years
@northernassist Can someone catch my rope?
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Sir Chris McStill
1 year
Perfect 4 car garage
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3 months
I’m sorry Armenia. You’re called what?
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8 months
Coolest film Audi ever?
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2 years
Mad, but brilliant!
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2 years
Hay gente que hace maravillas😍 📽️restoration_kamasutra
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5 months
You can keep your rattly old DB5s
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2 months
Interesting spot on the M40 this afternoon.
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12 days
@Thefounded1877 Finally! This is what I wanted 😂😂
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7 months
I could do that
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Sir Chris McStill
5 years
I have stumbled upon automotive hell.
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8 months
I wouldn’t tell anyone I won the lottery but there would be signs
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Sir Chris McStill
5 years
I wonder if he drove all night ? 🤔
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5 years
Which Tusk would you turn to in a crisis ?
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Sir Chris McStill
11 months
Only popped in for bog rolls. Must not buy plasma cutter as well.
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Sir Chris McStill
1 year
Think I have found my car of the weekend 😍😍😍
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Sir Chris McStill
11 months
Amazing. There’s a man in his happy place.
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Cyclists casually bump into the King of England
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Sir Chris McStill
2 years
Dave, Remind me again what you wanted me to fix? Dave…? Dave….?
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Sir Chris McStill
8 months
Left or right?
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Sir Chris McStill
1 year
13k and then 650quid a month for 4 years. For a lease . Who’s mad enough to do this 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Sir Chris McStill
3 years
@SusanHo76765386 @RAF_Luton I was there. Got covered in it. Another aircraft dropped leaflets explaining when to get the second dose.
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11 months
@simonharley Spelt harbour wrong 🙄
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Sir Chris McStill
5 years
While all the kids were protesting today, I had lovely time in the sunshine with a 5litre V8 and the roof down.
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Sir Chris McStill
11 months
Driving up to your Vulcan in your RAF mini. Makes you proud to be British 🇬🇧
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Sir Chris McStill
6 years
. @70s_party the horror
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Sir Chris McStill
4 years
Boomerang lights ftw
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8 months
@harrym_vids Classy stickers for >100k cars!
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@BarryCurzon @MerseyTrades “Least bad” is not a ringing endorsement of good driving
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@JeremyClarkson Theresa or James?
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@dannynellx
danny
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have i just seen a meteor fly over Johnstone??
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2 years
Those mk1 TTs are just timeless.
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2 years
This is INSANE 😢😢
@elecclassiccars
Electric Classic Cars
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Here's 420kg of Ferrari loveliness we won't be needing anymore. 😁😉👌 #electricferrari #ferraritestarossa #Teslarossa
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Sir Chris McStill
3 years
Another fabulous day at Goodwood.
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2 years
Ringo’s put weight on. #beatlesatglasto
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3 years
@JorgeDeadbeater @BorisJohnson @G7 I’ve driven to Cornwall. I’d take a jet if I had one. 🤣
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Sir Chris McStill
5 years
Hmm, I wonder whose car this is?
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3 months
Hundreds of baby spiders on the washing line the night after the strange lights in the sky. Coincidence? I don’t think so!
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3 years
Hot Hover Action
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1 year
Day. Made.
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Sir Chris McStill
5 months
No, I’ve never ridden one before, yes I’ll be careful, no, it not a mid life crisis. Do you like my new motorbike?
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@SeasideChris
Sir Chris McStill
3 years
Watched this about 10 times. Utterly spectacular.
@EvanKirstel
Evan Kirstel #B2B #TechFluencer
3 years
The Last flight of the Concorde from #london #healthrow .... with afterburner ON! #aviation #aviationgeek #AviationHistory cc @boomaero
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Sir Chris McStill
7 months
@rachdele The apostrophe is used for the marking of the possessive case of nouns (as in "the eagle's feathers", "in one month's time", "the twins'‌ coats", “New Year’s gift”) 😌
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Sir Chris McStill
3 years
@danbamb @MPSRoyal_Parks Cyclist rides into the back of stationary vehicle and it’s still the car’s fault?
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Sir Chris McStill
2 years
McLaren F1s are all well and good, but it’s a really special day when you see two Bond Bugs!
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Sir Chris McStill
7 months
The best thing you will see on twitter today.
@mat64791452
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7 months
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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5 years
@roller_mvp @ukcontingent Thanks for making very special memories for my daughter!
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@ElCapitan_Chaos @RishiSunak That’s got to be a piss take, tell me it’s a pisstake.
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Sir Chris McStill
2 years
Alexa, show me “old money”
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Sir Chris McStill
3 years
To paraphrase Giugaro’s quote about the TR7, “my god it’s fugly in grey as well”
@klwtts
The Kilowatts 🚗⚡️
3 years
BMW HAS A COLOR CHANGING CAR IN LAS VEGAS RIGHT NOW! #CES2022
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Sir Chris McStill
4 years
Kill me now
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1 year
Left or right?
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1 year
🤬🤬🤬
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Sir Chris McStill
2 years
Don’t know why I’ve bothered
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@SeasideChris
Sir Chris McStill
10 months
@thenewarea51 The X-37 uses nitrogen-tetroxide/hydrazine propulsion. These are some of the most toxic chemicals around. You really don’t want to be walking up to it in jeans and a t-shirt.
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@SeasideChris
Sir Chris McStill
6 years
@StansaidAirport
Stansaid Airport
6 years
Slight change of runway due to a technical fault on the incoming 11:20 BA from Dubai. Nothing to worry about.
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Sir Chris McStill
2 years
@EngineMode11 Pretty obvious way to do it without any safety concerns.
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Sir Chris McStill
3 years
This is a significant pint. I walked into a pub, no mask, ordered it at the bar and took it to a table. FUCKING BRILLIANT.
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Sir Chris McStill
4 years
Delivered already. Bollocks. I’ve got work to do.
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Sir Chris McStill
3 years
This looks great fun. Can I have a go?
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Sir Chris McStill
3 years
🤣🤣
@thebathgardener
the bath gardener
3 years
Made me smile
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Sir Chris McStill
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“So what are you driving these days?” “Erm….”
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Sir Chris McStill
3 years
“What are you driving these days?” “Got myself one of them P7osces 👌”
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Sir Chris McStill
3 years
Left or right? Both these cars were parked next to Astons and both got considerably more people peering in!
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Sir Chris McStill
4 years
@BMW Sorry chaps. Absolute loved that shape of my 435i. Carry on making cars like your new ones, and I’ll never buy another one again.
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Sir Chris McStill
11 months
Top journalism from the Telegraph. Apparently the range of an aircraft is determined by how many engines it’s got 🤣🤣🤦🏻‍♂️
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Sir Chris McStill
2 years
@scottiebateman @Telegraph @chrisevans1 When you read an article about a subject where you have some knowledge, and realise it’s all bollocks, you realise what nonsense the rest of the articles probably are.
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Sir Chris McStill
10 months
They say you can’t hear a picture
@thenewarea51
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This picture is LIMA CHARLIE for me
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Sir Chris McStill
2 years
Thanks @visitnorway , it looks great!
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Sir Chris McStill
7 months
Congratulations @hjwakerley 😁
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Sir Chris McStill
3 years
@stevenakello @N13lCl @MercedesAMGF1 @ValtteriBottas I loved that interview so much. They should put it in the dictionary under “not giving a flying fuck”
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Sir Chris McStill
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@NavyLookout Guess who will get their ships first, which will be 90% good enough and cost only 70%…
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Sir Chris McStill
3 months
@thatdbemethatd She’s been driving for five years, and has a clean license with full no claims. My point was about EV. cars. You are trying to make it about whatever you want to be angry about today.
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Sir Chris McStill
6 months
Went to Lidl for milk 😬🤦🏻‍♂️
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Sir Chris McStill
2 months
Anyone know what colour purple that is? It’s lovely.
@wideawake_media
Wide Awake Media
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Italian climate activists pick the wrong driver to block.
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@SeasideChris
Sir Chris McStill
5 years
@gmptraffic Sorry I beg to differ, they make lovely boats 😂
@foursticks_nate
Sportsman Nate
5 years
Riva Aquarama watercraft with twin Lamborghini V12 engines modified for marine use 😂😂 just because. #boating @RivaYacht #SaturdayThoughts
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