HOWDY HOWDY!!
We are hosting the 4th annual UMass Invite here in Amherst, Massachusetts. We're trying to get the best teams we can from D1 and D3. This will most likely be taking place in the beginning of February.
UMASS INVITE 2025 INTEREST FORM:
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Quick Bring the Huckus Recap:
Pulled up to Jersey with 20 players
4-0 Saturday 🤩
3-1 Sunday 😤
Placed 3rd after making a 5 point comeback with only 4 subs 🤷♂️
Big thanks to the tournament directors and the lovely people that filmed our games!
Onwards and upwards!
Roll Zoo
Guys it’s regionals time, and with the lovely scheduling and seeding from USA Ultimate, I present to you the ZooDisc D schedule for Saturday:
9 AM -
@NUMensUltimate
11 AM -
@Tufts_Emen
and
@Branksters69
at the same time. (They want to challenge us a little more 😈)
ROLL ZOOOOO
KYLE WAS ROBBED! STOP THE STEAL! THE CROOKS AT BIG ULTIMATE AND USAU ARE SILENCING DEVELOPMENTAL ULTIMATE!!!!!!! ZOODISC D WILL BE SENDING REPRESENTATIVES TO MADISON TO STOP THE STEAL! WE CALL ON ALL DEV TEAMS TO JOIN US IN STOPPING THIS BLATANT THEFT OF KYLE'S RIGHTFUL CALLAHAN
THE RAIN DELAYS AT D1 NATIONALS ARE A SIGN OF THE FURY OF THE GODS FOR THE MEDDLING OF MEN. THE SINS OF USAU, THE THEFT OF THE BALLAHAN, HAVE WROUGHT HOLY VENGEANCE UPON ALL OF NATIONALS. THE LAKES SHALL OVERFLOW, THE YAHARA RIVER SHALL RUN RED. LONG LIVE DEV ULTIMATE.
KYLE WAS ROBBED! STOP THE STEAL! THE CROOKS AT BIG ULTIMATE AND USAU ARE SILENCING DEVELOPMENTAL ULTIMATE!!!!!!! ZOODISC D WILL BE SENDING REPRESENTATIVES TO MADISON TO STOP THE STEAL! WE CALL ON ALL DEV TEAMS TO JOIN US IN STOPPING THIS BLATANT THEFT OF KYLE'S RIGHTFUL CALLAHAN
@CalPolySLOBs
@BittUltimate
There is a specter haunting Frisbee twitter, the specter of B Teams, all the old powers of frisbee twitter have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this specter: USAU and UNC, Triangle and BUDA, Ivy League alumnis and club nationals mixed teams
Guys as it turns out frib is over for the weekend. I suspect
@team_chill
asked the tournament directors to cancel day two out of pure unadulterated fear of what we would do to them.
Shoutout my boy Steven for walking all the way to Amherst on a concussion, watching the game, and learning the important trade of live-tweeting and doing an amazing job! 1 like = 1 appreciation 😁
Hey guys, Ryan here. I’ve been inspired by
@being_ulti
and I’m gonna release the drafted tweets from this season because someone has to be brave (stupid) enough to do so.
Tomorrow, we make our triumphant return in the God forsaken wastelands of New Jersey for Bring The Huckus.
Pool Play:
9 AM - UVM D 🥶
10:30 AM - Army 🫡
Noon - Swarthmore 🪱
1:30 PM - Penn State B 💗
Bracket play TBD on Sunday.
If we’re talking about the goat debate, it’s over. JR >
@KingJames
. I’m sick of trying to hide this fact from you guys. Lebron simply cannot handle the physicality of New England Developmental Ultimate Frisbee.
For those unaware, we are hosting sectionals this weekend. Not quite sure of the schedule yet, but there’s 2 spots to D1 Regionals up for grabs. We play teams 1-4 Saturday, and teams 5-7 Sunday. Come to Boyden Fields to support the D boys this weekend!
Jit Riley says “if you don’t use steroids you aren’t committed to the team WE don’t want you”
‘23-‘24 practice schedule:
9:30 AM - Inject “Supplements”
10AM-8PM - 4 Lines
8:00 PM - Scrim
Glad that Ultiworld is streaming our sibling program
@UMassUltimateM
but very disappointed that ultiworld isn't streaming the most important tournament of the weekend, Grand Northeast Kickoff
What’s cracking tonight, you beautiful ZooDisc Dev enjoyers?
Allow me to answer my own question and grace you with some swag. Here’s the team merch store!
Stat increases:
+100 swag
+4 billion good at frisbee
+1 Dunkin enjoyer
“Hey, I know I’m the last person you wanna hear from right now, but ZooDisc D losing coach Lyle got me reflecting on how I lost you and wish you were still here with me. You don’t have to respond just tell your mom I said hi”
I want you all to know my team won jepurdy and it was off of my immense knowledge of WWII battles. They slept on my boundless knowledge of WWII history. Buffoons. The winning team is Asa, Ben, Koval, Aaron, and yours truly.
Good morning Zoo-S-A. We are en route to Williams college to have ourselves a day of jovial and pleasant ultimate:
10:30 -
@UConnUltimateB
12:00 -
@wufoultimate
1:30 -
@AmherstMensUlti
If you aren’t rolling zoo today we warmly encourage you to exit stage left 😤
What’s this? THE BACKYARD BRAWL REMATCH?!? You heard it here, folks! The ZooDisc D boys are back at it this Wednesday, facing off against
@AmherstMensUlti
in a scrimmage full of fun and silliness!
Game time is 7:00 at Gooding Field at Amherst college. Pop out! Support the boys!
“How to spike in the endzone. This one’s a nasty one. Now, fellas, what I want you to do is take that $15 piece of plastic, and spike it into the grass. Reaaally make sure you angle that thing so the owner yells at you. The other team might not like it, but game is game.”
Sorry for the previous schedule. It’s wrong. We lied to you guys. We’re sorry. Tomorrow we’re playing UVM, Harvard, and Tufts B. I could check when the games are or what their tags are but I do not care enough to.
JR was saying that we don’t tweet enough. However, in terms of the twitter game we are leagues ahead of our favorite contemporaries, UVM Dhill, who have not tweeted Jack shit. I think we’re a-okay JR get off my back.