Jack Williams next YouTube video is going to be “How Did These Stoners From Colorado Solve Truck’s Offense And I Couldn’t Even Though I am Funemployed And Have Committed My Entire Existence To Frisbee”
“OMG! Jack Williams is playing PoNY! frisbee is rui-”
You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. You do not play frisbee. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.
The real repeat champions that most people aren’t talking about is UVM Team Chill with back to back lowest spirit scores at Nationals. Simeone Masterclass.
Stop making us go to some dumbass stadium. All grass fields. All the time. Packed sidelines. Atmosphere electric. No bitch ass turf. What more do you want.
All I hear is Dylan Freechild this Tony Venneri that, look, here's what it is. Mac Hecht is the best player on that team. He’s a flick merchant, can throw to any space on the field, and has dimey shmeat on lock, and youre telling me they got him playing every other D point? Skip,
Beau: weird, vague statement about democracy. Sounds like something someone would say if they took MDMA and read The Consitution.
Kurt: actively spreading misinformation about Abortion.
Who is the GOAT of Election Day?
FRAUD ALERT: UMass Zoodisc.
Nobody on that team made the U24 team. That means they are actually bad. People forget that UNC has 5*(6) guys on their team that made the roster so they are actually better. And that’s math.
Pat Tillman story explained for people who play frisbee: imagine there was a frisbee player named Pat Tillman who went to fight the Iraq War and then he got killed by his fellow army soldiers because he was going to talk about then war crimes happening. Hope this helps ❤️
Ben Jagt shit was a false flag and there was a handshake deal between Empire/SLC owners to embolden the marketable villain image of Jagt while also slurping the fuck out of Shred SOG. It’s all in front of your eyes. You just have to open them
God comes down from the heavens to permit BYU to play on Sundays and then they get absolutely fuckin smoked by UNC during semis at Natties because the secret to their success all along was Chick Fil A before games.
Everyone focusing on Bansfield when nobody wants to mention Kerr having to play through the pain of having the disc scald him every touch he gets today
How to build dynasty in D1: make a cult and gatekeep how you do a reset system
How to build a dynasty in D3: do fun halftime dances and have a player on your team rock an Orgasm Donor cut off
New Ring is so funny. Juengst just threw a shoulder at his defender in retaliation for a bid that didn’t even touch him, then proceeded to run away after like a middle schooler afraid the teacher was gonna find out. What a loser.
When they came for the Jagt-Kocher drop goal, I said nothing, for I am still confused. When they came for the AMP bobble, I said nothing, for I dont follow mixed my fault. But when they came for the goal that wouldve got DiG the win, I was yapping cuz I dont have a lot to do rn
Tom Crawford, we have your real life Nephew Carl Crawford. We are holding him hostage until you repent for this asinine asiten asieleven amount of incompetence
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@GovRonDeSantis
help. The libs have gone too far. This weekend the longhairs are going to your home and will be playing a frisbee tournament called Florida Warm Up. Sounds like some woke climate change propaganda. Also no observers on site so they obviously hate cops as well.
Tire Biz votes are in! Khalif wins block of the year after his performance in blocking Ryan, Carl, Gabe, and the tire biz account in just two months! Unprecedented work
This isn’t a joke. There’s a bid to Atlantic Coast, that Cal Berkley is trying to steal. What is going on? Who wants this. It’s not me. Maybe it’s you. Maybe it’s your family.
Just give us the Being Ulti account please we will talk about actual conspiracy theories like Kurt Gibson not letting Babbitt on 2016 Ironside because he was ‘bigger than the lord himself.’
So youve been on Fraud Watch all season, I gotchu. First, you wanna change your format to a round robin. Then, you wanna make sure all the good teams play only bad teams, to protect yourself from possibly having an embarrassing fuck up. This an evil one, but Game is Game.
Your 2023 Ultiworld Video wrapped is here!
You watched 13 minutes of Downed Livestream Footage this year!
You sent 10 screenshots of games to people who couldn’t care less!
You tried to find the Patrol-Machine game from 2017 nationals 5 times!
Get a job!!!!!1
What are your bold predictions for the 2024 college season? Your predictions could be answered by Pat's magic 8 ball in the 12 Days of College Ultimate, starting next week!
today another teams coach (also the td of the tournament) tried to contest my injury call. after seeing this, we would like to formally offer him a tire biz roster spot. whoever this brave soul is please speak up we need you
IMHO I think introducing refs to frisbee is dumb because then people will stop cheating and I will not have someone to get irrationally mad at anymore.
Joining the Ultiworld video production staff and immediately insisting on field pass to change to showing one frisbee game, one Subway Surfer screen, one Family Guy family guy funniest moments compilation, and a Fortnite livestream.
Crawford’s war on folding chairs continues apace! Another long huck, and this time he sends a chair and it’s occupant into a backward somersault… still a turn though, frisbee-wise…
Hey, what’s up, Rowan here. Welcome back to the channel. Today I’m going to answer one of the most commonly asked questions: what is Shmeat and how do I throw it?
Didnt watch the Rutledge Smith Callahan video because there were ads before it so I went on my phone and watched Reels of people getting into car accidents instead.
Thinking about if BYU went to college nationals what they would do with the pint glasses we get. Theyd probably be confused why they got a silly glass hat.
hello Mr trump and Mr Biden, I am an undecided voter for the 2024 presidential election, and I would like some insight into a prescient question issue that I deal with on a day-to-day basis. Is this foul? If yes, than on whom? Thanks!
Thankful for:
- Zack and Declan not trying out for DiG
-Sprout cutting Jae and Louis
-Carl only cutting for Shmeat
-Shmeat
-The Piko Penitentiary
- handler Jum
- Luca
-Everyone who bailed on being on a more serious team so they could play for us
-and you, the person reading this
WOJ BOMB: We are happy to announce the signing of Ari Weitzman as our coach for the upcoming season. Ari currently coaches Pitt and he also invented GSU. When asked for comment, Ari said “I’m a big fan of The Killers.” And that’s The Tire Business.
Hope Jake Smart has apologized to the Randolph family for wasting his education at Brown on getting good at frisbee. Could’ve graduated and got recruited to the CIA like all the other Ivy Leaguers, but no, Ibuprofen addiction and High five lines it is