Will Suitt @ApathetikTurtle Twitter profile

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

2 years

I play frisbee so I don’t kill myself. Natties would be nice, but I got reasons that go deeper.

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

2 years

Truly a 5-head, 11 dimensional throw. So visionary that even his teammate wasn’t expecting it.

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

2 years

She grabbed my hand extra tight in the high-five line. Is this frisbee flirting? What do?

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

2 years

Don’t ever tell me I’m not built for this shit

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

4 years

@ZairianKing Pandas control the bamboo population which is a extremely fast growing. Without them bamboo would suffocate and gentrify entire forests in China.

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

1 year

Community full of nerds ❤️

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

1 year

Coaching this club season like:

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

1 year

I love this community. Just…. so much.

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

1 year

Now that’s legit

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

2 years

Any minuscule interest I had in trying disc golf is now gone. Don’t want any part of that community now.

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

4 months

I’m crying. It’s so beautiful.

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

2 years

How to actually grow the sport

BE Ultimate Apparel

@BEUlti

2 years

SAU Ultimate Hosts @UNC_Darkside in First-Ever Ultimate Match on an HBCU Campus⁠ ⁠ Full Article: SAU Ultimate's Instagram:

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

3 months

Boston Invite 2024 Open Division: 19 Teams Mixed Division: 20 Teams Women’s Division: 5 Teams?? We’re failing somewhere.

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

6 months

I participated in my first club tryout in 728 days. I said goodbye to everybody and then cried in my car. I couldn’t stop the flood of emotions.

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

1 year

A foot block on an under cut?!? They playing DIFFERENT.

World Flying Disc Federation (WFDF)

@WorldFlyingDisc

1 year

More action from Kenya on Day 2 of the All Africa Ultimate Club Championships! via @NKolakovic .

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

3 years

Ya boi somehow pulled off the impossible: overcame his emotional dating trauma and got himself some digits and a date with a frisbee girl at a party tournament. Huge step in the right direction towards happiness.

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

8 months

The WHAT?!?

Gene l''hreooop

@leftypullguy

8 months

The neck game on @SaltLakeShred is gonna be absolutely unmatched this season. Can you believe that none of these were photoshopped

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

9 months

SNAGGED

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

2 years

1.3 years for American immortality. Seems like a fair trade.

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

2 years

We may fight for mainstream appeal, but most ultimate players like being niche because we like feeling special. If ultimate went mainstream, current upper regional and lower national players wouldn’t make it out of the section. We’d all be average at best.

Being Ulti

@being_ulti

2 years

Alright the paper is turned in it’s time for hot takes

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

11 months

Fucking grow up and learn to break the mark. If ur not gonna dump and wait till stall 6 of 7 to throw some bullshit downfield anyway, do it earlier and don’t waste my fucking time.

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

9 months

They’re calling it UFA cause that’s the sound you make when u land on ur chest wrong after a layout.

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

5 months

No breaks/fractures. No ligament damage. Acute Quad Strain, possible quad tear. 2-3 weeks off at best. 2-3 months off at worst. Gotta talk to an ortho.

Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

5 months

I should probably retire

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

2 years

@benbanyas @JacobRubashkin If I gotta drive 6+ hours to get across your state, might as well be.

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

10 months

Guarding Marques tonight made me want to kill myself. The fuck am I supposed to do when he high points a disc 12 feet off the ground?

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

1 year

Lol. What a quote

Ultiworld Disc Golf

@UltiworldDG

1 year

Allen: "We just ask that you support us, and don't spread hate."

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

9 months

Idk 2 inches means different things to different people.

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

3 years

I just know that Kurt Gibson and David Hammer are punching the air right now.

Ultiworld

@Ultiworld

3 years

. @BMoUltimate 's Azeez Adeyemi, @burningskirts ' Jasmine Childress Win 2021 Callahan Awards: [Photos: @UltiPhotos ]

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

9 months

Got Invited to the Second Round. I’m doing backflips and running through walls. Truly blessed.

Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

9 months

Post-Hotbird Tryout. I already surpassed my expectations by competing with some of the top dogs in the Section. Anything after this would be icing.

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

3 months

CLUB TOURNEY CLUB TOURNEY CLUB TOURNEY CLUB TOURNEY CLUB TOURNEY CLUB TOURNEY IM PLAYING IN A CLUB TOURNEY

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

6 months

I made the second round of XIST tryouts. Incredibly blessed, but extremely puzzled.

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

9 months

I got cut. Don’t have the speed, don’t have the endurance, don’t have the throws. But I will.

Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

9 months

Tryout 2 went fine. If I don’t make the next round I know why and I know what I gotta work on. Head held high.

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

2 years

The crowd booing Harper Garvey every time he touches the disc is just *chefs kiss*

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

11 months

Went to war every day for a year just to step on a field again. Every second is a blessing.

Ultiworld Keith

@FullFieldHammer

11 months

December usually involves a lot of reflection on the year. What's something - big or small - in your ultimate 2023 that you're proud of?

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

2 years

@khalifygreens Did u considered just, pressing upwards? Works for me all the time.

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

2 years

My gym crush hip thrusted 405 lbs today then winked at me and I instantly folded.

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

11 months

10 seconds to eclipse 5 years of ESPN contracts. Lol.

Adam Zagoria

@AdamZagoria

11 months

Jason Garrett with the Ultimate Frisbee / pivot foot reference on the Sunday night broadcast. Love it. @USAUltimate @theAUDL @PremierUltimate

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

2 years

If I saw my teammate getting CPR in front of me, I’m sure as fuck not finishing the game while he fights for his life.

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

2 years

Get gud

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

2 years

The ring light in a gym is where I draw the line. I hate it here.

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

1 year

What the fuck, USAU. You could’ve made this decision on Wednesday like responsible adults.

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

2 years

Alex “Faster than Antoine” Davis

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

2 years

WOW! Didn’t even make the closed tryouts. Not even considered for a practice player position. Can’t wait to see the 30 monsters I couldn’t keep up with on that roster in a couple months.

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

5 months

I should probably retire

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

3 years

U couldn’t be bothered to put respect on the DOW’s name but u could name the two dudes? Oh okay.

Ultiworld Live

@Ultiworldlive

3 years

Tannor Johnson starts grinding every other for the first time this game. But it’s one of their woman handlers who shoots deep to a skying Pat Barron. 12-12

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

2 years

You’re telling me a blunt forced this trauma?!

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

2 years

What’s the reason Frank? Have you changed since 2012?

Frank Huguenard

@Frank_Huguenard

2 years

@hartwanders @AJfrisbeeguy I don't think you have made your point. Please enlighten us. You've accused me of being Anti-Semitic and yet you can't cite a single example of me ever saying anything anti-Semitic. You accuse me of being a fascist, without a single piece of factual evidence to make this claim.

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

1 year

That’s it. That’s the worst pull I’ve ever seen.

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

2 years

It was fun. Let’s never have to do this again.

Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

2 years

About to have the best 2 1/2 hours of sleep in my life.

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

1 year

Can’t wait to watch the NY Empire vs DC Breeze in the Club nattie finals. Since we’ll never get it in the AUDL.

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

8 months

If nothing else, I’ll always know where the camera is.

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

2 years

@datboywolf @JacksonActionX Not enough of me originates from the Mountains of Caucasus.

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

1 year

That’s an AUDL player if I’ve ever seen one. He’s gonna fit right in on Pony.

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

2 years

Rip.

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

1 year

Mitch the GOAT. Decades of dedication with universal respect among the most elite players in the sport. Even if you observe 8 games a tourney @ 6 tourneys a year for 20 years you’re still not catching him.

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1 year

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

5 months

It would be really cool if I didn’t feel like an outsider in every frisbee community.

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

2 years

ProChamp teams strolling into sectionals ready to spoil the fuck out of somebody’s postseason.

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

2 years

What wine goes well with shredded cheese eaten straight from the bag at 2am half naked in my kitchen with the fridges still open?

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

1 year

Played today for two hours before my legs called it quits then cried for 10 minutes in my car. It’s been too long.

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

2 years

Mixtape WINS WORLDS and isn’t in the Top 16?!

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

4 years

@prestonbrown_me @charmainesnames @zebulgar @apagut You don’t get applied physics, engineering or chemistry without theoretical physics my guy. 100% of modern advances stem from theoretical physics.

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

1 year

I don’t care, this is the funniest shit from nationals by far.

Ultiworld

@Ultiworld

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

2 years

I’m retiring. Gotta hang up the cleats if a clip of this existed of me.

Tyler Kinley

@tylerkinley

2 years

I love Joe White

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

2 years

Central Final: (8) Union vs (6) Windchill Eastern Final: (1) Empire vs (3) Breeze South Final: (4) Flyers vs (7) Sol West Final: (2) Summit vs (5) Shred Champ Weekend: (3) Breeze vs (7) Sol (6) Windchill vs (2) Summit Final: (3) Breeze vs (2) Summit AUDL Champs: (3) DC Breeze

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

2 years

Nah, he currently/used to play I know a three step when I see one.

UFA

@watchUFAtv

2 years

Blue, the @Colts mascot launched a 70-yard pull 😳

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

2 years

Ourgasm

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

11 months

Entire Metro East relegated to D-III

Ultiworld

@Ultiworld

11 months

What are your bold predictions for the 2024 college season? Your predictions could be answered by Pat's magic 8 ball in the 12 Days of College Ultimate, starting next week!

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

1 year

🌶️ 🌶️ 🌶️

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

1 year

RhinoSlam! is the most talented pickup team I’ve ever seen. Imagined if they had chemistry.

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

10 months

Matched my Pre-Surgery Max from Dec.26th.2022 1x465lbs. Back is still weak tho.

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

2 years

We have to stop this fucking POLO epidemic sweeping across the Open Divison.

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

4 months

:) See y’all at Boston Invite.

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

3 years

Frisbee. We all play frisbee here. This is a frisbee/frisbee-adjacent account. How’d we take this unprovoked right turn into misogyny-town. And why does this happen every few weeks.

Being Ulti

@being_ulti

3 years

@abbyht02 You'll have to send over your own measurements first so they know if you're worth considering.

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

1 year

Pick. In what world. You got sauced and gave up.

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

1 year

Not the meat he’s eating, that’s for sure.

DoogleSports - Ich bin in Berlin

@DoogleSports

1 year

Being**ti really cookin this week, huh?

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

2 years

AJ MERRIMAN IS 22?!?!

Ultiworld

@Ultiworld

2 years

2023 Under-24 Team USA Tryout Invites Announced:

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

2 years

Khalif!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING WORLD CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!! TOUCH THE FUCKING MOUNTAINTOP!!!!!

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

2 years

I’m fucking sick of watching from the sidelines. I’m making it into the room even if I have to claw my way in. I’ll be at select flight next year, on an elite team in 2 years and I’ll be on a club worlds team in the next cycle.

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

1 year

Lol

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

4 months

The salinity could brine fish.

PGH Thunderbirds

@PGHThunderbirds

4 months

22 wins. And now 1 loss. Congrats to the Mechanix for breaking their streak. Our season isn't over.

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

3 years

Lol it’s just as much a part of the game as basketball or football. SOTG is a pretentious fallacy used against POC. I’ll talk as much shit as I want to.

Being Ulti

@being_ulti

3 years

Is there a place for trash talk in ultimate? If yes, to what extent. If no, why not? Curious to hear everyone's thoughts

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

1 year

@UltiPlanet “If he kept running he woulda caught it.”

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

2 years

Welcome back to Frisbee. ❤️

Salt Lake Shred

@SaltLakeShred

2 years

Everyone get excited because Grant Lindsley is joining the Salt Lake Shred!! 🔥🔥🔥 Grant’s won AUDL titles with SF and @empireultimate and most recently won gold with Team USA during the World Games! We couldn’t be more excited to have Grant be a part of the Shred this season

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

2 years

When the bad publicity finally outweighed the money, they switched up. Love it.

Ultiworld

@Ultiworld

2 years

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

1 year

Give us back Niagara Falls

USA Ultimate

@USAUltimate

1 year

🇺🇸 Team USA in the masters mixed division gets its first win, defeating Canada from the 2023 @wfdf_wbuc ! #USAUltimate | #PullForUS

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

2 years

I can’t believe Atlanta Hustle went 8-4 and missed the playoffs while the bummy Indie Alleycats went 6-6 and still got in.

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

9 months

Post-Hotbird Tryout. I already surpassed my expectations by competing with some of the top dogs in the Section. Anything after this would be icing.

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

11 months

You can’t tell any of them apart. Must be a Salt Lake Shred vs Chicago Union game.

pj55

@secondarypotato

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

1 year

Starting off with the #1 Men’s team in the world. Something light.

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

2 years

As long as there are ultimate players, some of that population will pay for a vacation to play among friends. That doesn’t mean a lot of people didn’t stay home to save money or couldn’t afford it. Also they can’t control the weather in a typically sunny and warm climate.

Dan Emmons

@danimal1887

2 years

Party tournaments are for nerds Most of y’all complain about nominal fees for a USAU event but will pay thousands to play on a beach in the rain because you get a few beers included Y’all wild

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

4 months

Monsters everywhere.

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

1 year

Over/under of how many times Evan Lepler mentions “The Strip” tonight.’ is set to 5.5

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

1 year

XIST dogged everybody so bad I’m kind of offended. These scores feel personal as hell.

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

8 months

Blew up a play in the backfield with Jeff Babbitt watching on the sideline so I can mark that shit off my dream bucket list. Been smiling the entire drive home.

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

1 year

Indy AlleyCats

@indyalleycats

1 year

The AlleyCats advance to 5-2 🤘 #Indy #AlleyCats2023 #NaptownNiceBoiz #AllIN #ProfessionalUltimate #AUDL2023

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

9 months

Phoenix Tryout #2 tomorrow. Haven’t been this nervous or this hungry in years.

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

2 years

Genuinely the happiest I’ve seen myself in a really long time. It gets better. ❤️

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Will Suitt

@ApathetikTurtle

1 year

dumb adult

@__papa_

1 year

“Do you really think people who serve you food at 4 am deserve $25/hr” buddy I don’t even think you deserve to live

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Will Suitt

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3 months

Finished my first tourney back uninjured with a few blocks and buckets to my name. Not the ending I wanted but I got to meet @SamyFarns in person and he’s pretty cool.

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