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aimee

@aimeethmpsn

3 years

Anyway, here’s @kimwoodburn telling you why you should follow me x

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FIND HIM IMMEDIATELY

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Absolutely no one : The O2 :

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‘He’s the love of my life’ What he does on the weekend for fun :

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‘She’ll have some weed and she’ll be like 😌🤏🏻 she’ll be fab, she’ll be fab’

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Adele 💗 #SuperBowl @ESPNBrasil #SuperbowlNaESPN

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When I tell you this has SENT me

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@DrewOfBorg Leicester Square is an expensive area and he isn’t having to work a standard 9-5 to make ends meet x

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3 years

Immediately after opening my banking app :

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3 years

Primary School early risers unite, we must demand a reboot x

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People are setting themselves on fire in protest because of the severity of the situation and you’re going with *checks notes* Unifying power of music? This is not Glee

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4am off my tits in the kitchen thinking I’m serving myself up something gourmet :

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@aimeethmpsn

2 years

TESS DALY ?!?!

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Strictly legends on my album. Any guesses???

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Sharon Osbourne hitting send on that tweet knowing she’s annihilated Amanda and fed the gays for a week

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It’s been a week since Harvey went missing, please keep sharing his photo and telling people about him.

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Excuse me whilst I SCREAM…

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Which homosexual is responsible for this? I just wanna talk

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3 years

Making friends with my 70 year old colleague is the most wholesome thing I’ve ever done 🥺🥺🥺

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1 year

@ReyaSunnn Prison immediately

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2 years

I’m so sad that Nikki isn’t here to see the relaunch of BB, not only was she an icon from the series but she was the show’s biggest fan. There will never be another contestant like ar Nikki x

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My favourite tweet was on my old account that got PERMANENTLY DISABLED

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1 year

Favorite tweet of your own?

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The Saturdays reunion looks gawjus

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‘Excuse me, will have have sex with me?’ I’m Linda La Hughes babes @KathyBurke did I do it right? 💖

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3 years

Walking behind a heterosexual pedestrian in London :

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2 years

3 weeks ago I was complaining I didn’t have a sex life, now I’m working out how the fuck I’m going to afford a new bed for his mum (we’re house sitting)

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You know what? One time stupidity is okay but now we’re racking it up and it’s evident that she genuinely believes this about herself. 22 year olds shouldn’t be CEO’s or creative directors of huge corps without life experience and humility. I said it.

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3 years

Love my Prime Minister x

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@aimeethmpsn

1 year

Uber driver just said ‘are you okay’ and I said yes… he told me he was talking to someone else on his AirPods

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@aimeethmpsn

1 year

‘Have to dress as a straight man now’ The one liners are exquisite, I finally spoke to Tom today and he is a gorgeous iconic human x

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@aimeethmpsn

3 years

"I promise I won't cry. It's just a single frame from a tv show." The single frame:

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@BecauseImBilly

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"I promise I won't cry. It's just a single frame from a tv show." The single frame:

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@ArianaScrande Trewly

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@aimeethmpsn

3 years

pov : your auntie that never drinks after she’s cracked open the baileys at Christmas

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3 years

I will be watching Adele from Marble Arch Mound x

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2 years

Deserved x

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@aimeethmpsn

3 years

Me if I had to participate in Squid Game :

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@aimeethmpsn

3 years

*opens message from my bank* You have now entered your overdraft Me -

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@aimeethmpsn

3 years

You see how @AyoCaesar ‘s skin is clear and glowing? That’s what happens when you stay unproblematic x

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3 years

You can’t fund social care by making the poor pay for the rich. It’s time for a wealth tax.

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@aimeethmpsn

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Molly Mae, cis white woman, daughter of two police officers, with a good but evidently wasted education who got handpicked by producers for her looks alone to go on a tv show and was then passed to a MANAGEMENT team to get her opportunities - thinks SHE has done the work.

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@aimeethmpsn

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This is a cis white heterosexual attractive woman who socially, has never had the odds stacked against her. I am SICK of people like her trying to be motivational when they inspire absolutely nothing.

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@aimeethmpsn

3 years

When there’s just no girth :

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@aimeethmpsn

3 years

Due to events this weekend, I have decided to leave the LGBTQ+ community. I will be taking no further questions at this time.

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aimee

@aimeethmpsn

4 months

Why is Pure Shores by All Saints laced with crack? A level of serenity no therapy appointment could ever compete with

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@aimeethmpsn

3 years

Do men ever have a day off?

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@aimeethmpsn

3 years

You missed a few letters @philipnormal

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@aimeethmpsn

3 years

Is anyone else absolutely wrecked for no reason at all? Could honestly sleep uninterrupted for the next 6 weeks hun x

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@aimeethmpsn

3 years

Stumbling out of Heaven at 4am :

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What Sundays are for x

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This clip of Alexandra Burke losing her shit meeting Jane McDonald is too @loveofhuns not to share, she was truly ahead of her time x

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@aimeethmpsn

1 year

My intrusive thoughts when a child walks past:

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@aimeethmpsn

3 years

Miss no seasoning Molly Theresa Mae thinks she works harder for a platform she was handed than factory workers, single mothers, neurodiverse and disabled people, Queer people, Black & Asian people and the poorest in our society. Pls.

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@aimeethmpsn

3 years

When I have to start using the software I said I was qualified to use to get the job :

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@aimeethmpsn

3 years

pov - you’re stood outside the venue trying to work out which one of you is hosting the afters

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aimee

@aimeethmpsn

2 years

Me guarding the entrance of Pride to make sure Ella Henderson doesn’t get past -

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@aimeethmpsn

2 years

What you’re not going to do is tell me that the woman on the right isn’t @hollyshortall stepping in as bridesmaid last minute for Kourt

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@aimeethmpsn

3 years

Happy December 1st babes x

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@aimeethmpsn

3 years

I want to donate organs but I don’t want a Tory to get my organs, is there a form I can sign to let doctors know?

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@aimeethmpsn

3 years

Omg @ChipShopBird looks stun

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@aimeethmpsn

3 years

You actually LOVE torturing yourselves on Grindr despite having the most horrendous interactions. Pls I beg just delete it and go cruising like our ancestors x

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@bulkpricing

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What opinion about the gay community gets you this reaction?

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@aimeethmpsn

3 years

The clear bag discourse is killing me, huns you carry clear bags every weekend, you’re only mad about the size x

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@aimeethmpsn

3 years

pov - you’re my mum in the 90’s asking what I just took from the Woolworths pic’n’mix

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aimee

@aimeethmpsn

3 years

Morning huns, today is a stunning day to: Drink water 💦 Wear SPF ☀️ Support the Trans community 🏳️‍⚧️💖

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@aimeethmpsn

3 years

Linda Robson gives dinner lady who’d let you have one of her mints at playtime vibes

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@aimeethmpsn

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This is how I walk round the aisles when they rearrange the local Tesco

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@aimeethmpsn

2 years

The girl in blue untucking her camel toe behind Brit ALWAYS gets me

joshua 🍒

@joshcharles_21

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just learned britney never liked sometimes despite it being one of her best songs and now i feel sick

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@aimeethmpsn

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When the pandemic hit, you couldn’t get that man off national news and now when it matters the most… when it is someone from OUR community. Nothing.

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@aimeethmpsn

2 years

The transition I needed for this @MNEK 💀💀💀

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@aimeethmpsn

3 years

I salute every vegan and veggie, there is absolutely no way a nut load would sort me out on a Sunday with a hangover x

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@aimeethmpsn

1 year

A visualisation of how I’m doing:

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@aimeethmpsn

3 years

Babes, I appreciate that this looks sweet but she’s a bad ass 5ft force of nature who’s worked in journalism and visits Dollywood for fun. She’s seen all the greatest musicians, her flat is stacked to the ceiling with books and she has absolutely NO filter. A queen.

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@aimeethmpsn

3 years

Shannon Matthews on the day of her disappearance:

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@aimeethmpsn

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I swear Love Island cast the same people in a different font every year

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@aimeethmpsn

2 years

She is literally paying homage to Vivacious but aside from that she has always advocated for the community and if you haven’t rushed in from the smoking area hearing the intro to Into You… are you even 💅🏼?

Sofia ''Buff Girlfriend''

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cis gays stop worshipping boring straight celebrities as "gay icons" challenge: impossible

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@aimeethmpsn

3 years

Dear @BeckyHill if you are free after your set tomorrow at Hoopla, I can also be free after your set tomorrow at Hoopla, I can Bi you a drink if you are free when I am also free. Let me know 💖

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aimee

@aimeethmpsn

3 years

I ✨don’t✨ hate every inch of my body today

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@aimeethmpsn

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I stand by it x

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aimee

@aimeethmpsn

2 years

Idk a lot of this Harry Styles criticism I’m seeing completely undoes the ‘no one should be forced to come out’ positive messaging that is constantly put out… also is starting to feel biphobic ngl

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@aimeethmpsn

3 years

It makes me ILL that THAT man got to meet Adele

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@aimeethmpsn

2 years

What I’m asking for the next time I visit the salon:

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@aimeethmpsn

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Good morning to Little Mix and specifically Leigh-Anne Pinnock ONLY. I hope they are hydrated, unbothered and thriving as new mothers and business women x

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@aimeethmpsn

3 years

Stephen Perry can do time between my legs

Derbyshire Police

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Albanian led drugs gang jailed after web of cannabis grows busted in raids across the UK:

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@aimeethmpsn

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Straight women organising hen parties in your safe space is COMPLETELY different to being invited into these spaces as a friend and ally. The time to delete this was yesterday.

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aimee

@aimeethmpsn

3 years

I’ve taken my allyship too far, I just spent 5 minutes looking at a scrotum and a pair of curtains trying to work out if the alt that followed me was one of you so I could support your body posi hoe endeavours.

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@aimeethmpsn

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I’m built like a fridge but maybe I did something x

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@aimeethmpsn

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Soz but being the only cis female in a group of gays, there’s no bigger privilege x

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@aimeethmpsn

3 years

I’ve gained a few new babes over the past 2 days so here are some house rules • we are allies over here • we’re NEVER right wing and we don’t align with terfs • we *always* wear our spf and we certainly don’t ever boil or microwave our broccoli

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aimee

@aimeethmpsn

3 years

My idea of adults is so warped wtf, I don’t even see myself as an adult at 26 but Emily Blunt in this was giving me early 30’s energy???

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emily blunt was only 22 when she did this

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@aimeethmpsn

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@foreverboleyn__ @DrewOfBorg You truly haven’t read the room if you think this. Soz hun.

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@aimeethmpsn

2 years

No one will grill a contestant the way we needed Emma to grill Roxanne on THAT season

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@superTV247

2 years

Emma Willis has confirmed that she will not host Big Brother again: "I loved my time on the show, and I very much said goodbye to it back then because we thought it was over. I think it's right. It's starting again, it's got a new home – it should have a new host." #BBUK

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@aimeethmpsn

3 years

This lewk is giving very much

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@aimeethmpsn

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Sky News Breaking

@SkyNewsBreak

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King Charles III has approved an order that the day of the Queen's funeral will be a bank holiday For more on this and other news visit

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@aimeethmpsn

3 years

Pls my loves, I cannot stress this enough. NEVER leave a nightclub alone, we’re all guilty of it but esp outside Heaven. If you absolutely have to, send someone your whereabouts, if you’re getting an Uber, share your locaysh. Look after each other x

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@aimeethmpsn

3 years

I’m not the slimmest I’ve ever been but my slimmest was me at my illest, I’m a size up and happier than I’ve ever been and that is huge self acceptance for me I’m 🥺🥺🥺

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aimee

@aimeethmpsn

3 years

Still in bits at @tom_aspaul reading his Air bnb review last night tbh

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@aimeethmpsn

3 years

Not this being sent to my work group chat 💀

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@aimeethmpsn

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The Witches had no business being that scary for children

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@aimeethmpsn

3 years

I’ll say this once. The standard for men and women in music are vastly different. Adele’s comment was rooted in what it is to be a female in a male dominated space where you have to reach ridiculous standards to be respected whilst your counterparts get away with the bare min.

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@aimeethmpsn

3 years

@zain__harper @wjleonard This is not the same at all, if you are on effective treatment you are undetectable anywhere from 1-6 months onwards and therefore cannot pass it on. Lumping this with Covid only adds to the stigma.

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@aimeethmpsn

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When they cc you in the email chain for ‘visibility’

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@aimeethmpsn

3 years

I hope everyone Queer, at least once in their lifetime, feels the same level of euphoria that I experienced last night. It was GNO but nevertheless ♥️

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