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Your Satanic Cult Internet Girlfriend Experience Yes, THAT Zantosa. Minors fuck off til you're 18 READ MY PINNED TWEET

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@ZANTOSA1
ZANTOSA
2 years
Chaotic Evil Internet Fetish Audio Celebrity. Six Figure Sinister Findomme. Goonette. Emotional, Physical, and Mental Sadist. High degree of Psychopathic traits. Whore of Babylon. "Fantastic Hypnotist." NOT actually viral marketing for Sugar Thrillz.
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8 months
@thechosenberg This is so cute. I can't believe it. Please, please don't tell him this isn't normal. Subs who do your zippers and help you put on clothes are a national treasure.
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1 year
@ExquisiteRebelN Infodumping is hot. Mansplaining is when someone assumes you couldn't possibly have tits and know about the thing you were waiting to infodump to them about and now you're CRUSHED.
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3 years
Porn is your real mommy. If that old cunt wants to be part of your life, offer to buy her fake tits. People who don't help you to goon don't exist.
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3 years
Did I say you get to stop gooning? I didn't say you get to stop gooning.
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6 months
@witheringxlilac Not gonna be clean goth for very long if you're wearing 4 shirts at the same time.
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1 year
@fatfabfeminist I don't like how cow milk hits. I like cheese, but milk has never tasted good to me. I'd always rather have plant milk- plus, it doesn't go bad as easily if you live alone and don't need it often.
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3 years
Porn home decor!!
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1 year
@aliyahInterlude Bookstores don't have to follow the same lighting regulations and often are just a small, dark, cool pit filled with books.
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1 year
@DoSomeMolly I'm sorry I'm a terrible person. I have so many jokes in my head about your "weapon" being bigger than he's used to now. What a jerk.
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3 years
@ScottMStedman @OnlyFans We get it, you masturbate to porn but hate that women might actually get paid to make it.
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4 years
Chaotic Evil Internet Fetish Audio Celebrity Hypnosis, gooner bait, dark rp, findom, hysterical literature, mayhem, everythingwrecking, black magic, glamour. Twitter DMs from people I don't know probably won't get my attention without a tribute. $6.66
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@jjccbbkk @pierbiwierbi @laylalikesmusic On YOU. Maybe that's why no one has ever kissed you enough to smear your lipstick on half your face and neck?
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4 years
@damagedvirgin Edge more. Everything in your life takes a backseat to mindless porn induced pleasure. If this is not cool with you I'll take it down.
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3 years
Buy Dollskill collabs with cartoons for your egirl. Pay $300 for a video where she wears the heels and steps on a plushie of mojo jo jo while licking an ice cream cone. After she makes the clip, it will get thown out & become part of the great pacific garbage patch. nggh.
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3 years
Your real crush isn't going to sit next to you while you fall asleep in a puddle of your own goon slime. Your real crush probably thinks you're gross. Your real crush is right, but that won't stop you from printing out her photo to put on your fleshlight. @pornosexualiza1
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2 years
@pornosexualiza1 I miss doing this... jerk during a normal call with her. She'll think you've suddenly become much more caring and attentive. Try timing it so she tells you she loves you right when you're about to cum.
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1 year
@ask_aubry I mean, no matter how many bodies she's possessing, I can always get her more if she's nice to me.
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3 years
I want a porn caption thread, but this time it has a theme. The theme is PINK! Post pink captions, pink haired girls, pink clothes, pink nails, pink spirals. ANY caption gets read unless it's illegal activity or I can't read the font!
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1 year
@jzux Someone married Richard Ramirez when he was on death row. There really is someone out there for everyone.
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3 years
BREAK YOUR FLESHLIGHT FROM OVERUSE. Do it in 3 days. Don't cum the entire time. Just drip drip drip and oink like a piggy.
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1 year
@taslimanasreen Morphine isn't free, though. You need a prescription for morphine
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4 years
It's not Sunday yet, but I still love this shit so fucking much. Blasphemy is just hot.
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3 years
"Girl power gives me such a boner."
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10 months
Hey loser, just because I have the flu doesn't mean you get an escape from gooning, and that means you.
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10 months
I just got a tribute on Niteflirt for 6.22! Sayitback- "You deserve double that, Miss!"
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3 years
I don't actually watch homewrecker porn that often. Now I see why people like me. Most of it is like "cheat on her and she'll never find out" And I'm like "I want you to fuck with her self esteem until she becomes an alcoholic, I want to handcuff her to a treadmill & whip her
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@ask_aubry This is projection, men are the ones obsessed with "alphas" and "Top Gs" look at literature by women for women it's literally about how hot it is when men notice and remember things about them, support their careers, lighten their burdens, help them solve their problems and give
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3 years
No, you need to goon longer. Tie your balls up so you can't cum. Longer than that. No cumming, not ever.
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3 years
If you edge to this clip, you're pathetic. If you edge to this clip, no cumming today. If you edge to this clip, spend another hour edging.
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2 years
It's weird seeing Angela White clips where she's a sub and not the scary goon mommy who looks like she will beat you up with her tits.
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3 years
You make this almost too easy.
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3 years
I fucking love porn. And I hear that these hypnotic spirals don't actually work. So you don't actually HAVE to spend the next hour gooning, right? You don't HAVE to retweet this? Did you know your brain doesn't know the word don't? It's subconscious 101.
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3 years
If you can goon to it, it becomes porn. It is a noble occupation to try to turn everything into porn. Photos of your ex. Cartoons. News articles. Lip gloss tutorials. Bimbo surgery transformation. Tabletop game sourcebooks with corsets.
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3 years
Porn caption thread! I think people are actually spending Father's Day with their families. What bullshit. You need to spend father's day looking at porn.
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1 year
@BellaRudd1 No, if the person is male, they might be for real. Men are socialized to feel super weird about turning down sex, and it makes a lot of dudes feel insecure if they think your drive is higher bc they're afraid of getting cheated on.
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2 years
Only letting him cum in his panties if he stuffs them in his mouth and holds them there while watching a 30 minute blowbang compilation so he's gooning all day.
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4 years
Someone posted this and I can't find the tweet to reply to anymore. Gooner porn addict simp go deeper
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1 year
@MistressSnowPhD If you're a stay at home wife or GF, with no source of income outside of a man who you have sex with and provide emotional labor for, and you look down your nose at sex workers, have I got news for you...
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@nyanberryy Blood pressure.
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3 years
Know what time it is? It's time to mindlessly edge yourself into a puddle of porn slime.
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3 years
Let's be honest. You're not going out tonight. You're going to stay home where you belong pumping to porn.
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3 years
Don't think, just relapse. It's not time for you to think, it's time for you to relapse.
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3 years
Do you ever watch old movies & realize that plastic surgery is the norm now & just...hnnggh plastic surgery is the norm now fake porn bodies are the norm now we live in porn land... I might not finish this movie I just turned it on because someone who called me today pumps to it
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3 years
I 💗💕💗 listening to sick fucks masturbating.
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1 year
When you know someone has a blackmail kink, but you pretend it slipped your mind for like 3 months and then remind them you have an audio of them talking about how they want to face rape their 18 year old coworker and you could get them fired at any time.
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I love gooners, but also... Sometimes I want like... "human cum factory." No other function other than I can harvest your semen up to 5 times per day. No talking. No teasing. No emotional needs. No cuddling. No verbal domination. Maybe one of those drone suits. You're not a
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1 year
Oops! Do you desperately need someone to give you permission to cum so you don't fail your exams? At least you're cute when you beg.
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1 year
I just got a tribute on Niteflirt for 25.0! Sayitback- "You deserve double that, Miss!"
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3 years
@teaxtarot Everyone wants you to use their worst fears against them in a sexual context. Also, you look sexier the more clothes you put on. Hot girl winter.
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3 years
I love when I get to ask a gooner a lot of questions very fast, but they only get to answer with "Porn."
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3 years
Goon yourself into a drooling puddle of dopamine receptors!
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3 years
I just got a tribute on #Niteflirt for 20.0! Add $6.66 to it by clicking here. You know I deserve it!
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3 years
It's getting hot outside. You don't want to go out there and get dehydrated, sweaty, and sunburned. You want to stay inside in a nice, dark, air conditioned room and masturbate. Spend your summer with porn.
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1 year
@goofxist Green and brown. Only a $5,000 fine for manslaughter? Hell yeah.
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4 years
Every time this gets a like he has to spend 15 minutes watching porn with clothes on. No cumming. I mean... unless he can cum hands free through his pants like a bitch.
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4 years
Stick out your tongue. Pump. Feel your brain fucking melt. I want to see a drool puddle all over your keyboard from your leaking mouth. No cumming.
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@badend_doll If you see her again please give her my number.
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@MissyXMartinez No. Barbie does Anal, because it TOTALLY doesn't count, and she's saving herself for marriage. Bratz dolls do mmf threesomes. Monster High dolls do underwater tentacle porn.
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2 years
I'm going to start charging people who complain that I'm "never" online. I've been sitting here for like 30 minutes with one dude asking me for egirl porn clips and nothing else going on. I could be making you take your wedding photo out of the frame and nut on it.
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4 years
Do you ever just black out and realize at some point in the last 3 hours you opened 6 porn tabs and you don't know what any of them are?
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3 years
@AaronDHernandez @JackDexterity @MrReesesCups The point of that sex scene is that it's not sexy. It's two hasbeens validating each other's outdated projections of themselves by having super awkward sex that is a terrible idea for everyone involved because the movie is about how superheros are all mentally ill jerks.
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There's like an 80% chance that I'm going to get absolutely trashed in a hotel bar and spend 3 hours masturbating in the porn movie shower in my hotel room. There is a zero percent chance that I will not do that by the end of the week.
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