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Yaaseen Barnes

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The Joketh Maketh The Mannith. I got awards for making jokes. Google it. But I'm more than that, check my site.

There in Cape Town.
Joined July 2009
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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7 years
Rihanna is wasting her time if she doesn't come out with an underwear line and call it Penty.
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"This bitch"
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Mood.
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I give us 2 weeks in level 4 then we back to level 5 Ya'll dont know how to act
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3 years
2020 & 2021 is a basically a double period of a subject that you hate
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6 years
The president of Croatia with a nip slip.
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9 months
Our country's thing of "3 months bank statements" & "proof of address" really taught our lawyers to have all their papers in order hey
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5 years
Can we fly them somewhere out of SA so we can welcome them like we did the Springboks
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The South African Netball team are the 2019 African Netball Cup Champions! 🏆 Well done to the girls!
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Thank you springboks for giving us electricity for one more week.
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"Look how we beat you"
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11 months
Cape Town has come out in its numbers for Palestine.
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He's not escaping, he's just trying to give them insurance quotes
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Security guard prevents hippo from escaping into public area at zoo
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5 years
She's busy studying Getting her 4th degree
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1 year
WILL WE EVER MAKE THESE AGAIN?
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One day we used pritt for the last time and had no idea 😭
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He doesn't need school, he's gonna end up working for the DA anyway
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BREAKING NEWS: The Northern Cape Department of Education has suspended racist Darren Terblanche and his friends from Hoërskool Duineveld in Upington after they were seen on video using the K-word, multiple times. A disciplinary hearings have been scheduled for the 17th of
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9 months
This is the Rugby World Cup of Politics And we are The Bokke
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7 months
I'll never get how a country's national animal doesn't even live there. That's peak colonaaisers.
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Steve Matthews 🇪🇺🇬🇧🦊
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This is our England. It's time to fight back against the dark, woke forces who are destroying our culture. Enough is enough.
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City of Cape Town implementing water restrictions with the worst codes. WHAT IS LEVEL 5C 6B 17G Why not name it something that Capetonians understand: Almost klaar Kak Droeg Vokol
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The curry stained Tupperware never goes missing.
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3 years
Can the people who smoke hookah just go fix the coals there by Eskom please We believe in you and your skill set
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2 years
They running around giving out insurance quotes.
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Five hippos are still on the loose after escaping from a Free State private nature reserve during flooding two weeks ago.
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4 years
The country going halaal again
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3 years
When we talk about heroes in this country, we should always mention The Gift of the Givers They've BEEN coming through for us
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Every Sunday my dad wakes up early to bring a Tupperware of fresh warm koesisters to each of his 4 kids houses It's really the best He's really the best
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4 years
France is beautiful this time of the year
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4 years
You know Elf on the Shelf, but do you know
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5 years
I love that John Cena featured in this video
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It’s Sho time
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Colors, we have have arrived and it is alll the wayyyy liiiit 😂😂🙌🏽 #ColorsxShoMadjozi 🙌🏽🙌🏽🎉🎉💃🏽💃🏽: watch it now:
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4 years
Know the difference.
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3 years
Please stop this. I'm calling the police. SAPS Maponyane.
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4 years
If you traveling this route, expect de-Lays
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Western Cape - R46 Route: Villiersdorp area #CapeStorm @KennyAfrica @TrafficSA
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From the (kuils)River to the Sea(Point)
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Taking a break from Social Media But checking the TL every day
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This man did comedy in a language no one spoke but everyone understood
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One of the greatest to ever do it.
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Parys > Paris
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5 years
Fuck the IAAF Fuck those that still want the old SA flag Feel free to add to the list of people that must go Fuck themselves
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*in Jake Peralta's style* "YA BORING"
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3 years
After watching the DA attempt to dance, let me tell you, George Michael was right Guilty feet have got no rhythm
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In the millions In the billions We are all Palestinians
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4 years
It's wild that there's no lockdown in countries like America, England, Cape Town, Germany. It's triggering actually.
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He just had a roll from Nandos
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Me, a 34 year old, in the line to get vaxxed with 18 year olds
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4 years
There's really no political party in SA that deserves my vote
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5 years
Wouldn't know... My mom just walked straight past these
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6 years
Guys! Today I'm being interviewed by Top Billing. Like they're doing a segment on ME. 14 year old Yaaseen, who watched it every week looking at the fancy houses & fancy people & fancy goetes, is freaking out.
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You can keep the rest, I only need 5. And that's the tea sis.
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This is for everyone who never got a rose on Valentine's Day 🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹
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My dad brings us koesisters every Sunday, but for the last month he couldn't because he had Covid. He's back to his old self & healthy Alghamdulilah. He was so excited this morning
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For those that stood for our freedom #freepalestine
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5 months
Don't look away. Don't scroll past. Look. When you go vote this week, remember DA, PA & BOSA are pro this. They support this massacre. They support the genocide.
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Unfollow me right now if you think: 1) the athaan should be silenced 2) this virus isn't real 3) "All Lives Matter" 4) Coloured people don't have culture 5) the killing of Nathaniel Julius is not a national crisis 6) GBV is not your problem
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Let me just state that @AlaricPrins made me do it
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Life before Jack Pearson.
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Jamie + Landon, 16 years ago, A Walk to Remember ❤️. #TBT
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Fully agree
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I don't get POC South Africans who aren't Pro-Palestine You know apartheid You know oppression You know going up against a violent government regime You know displacement You know what our parents went through & by now you can't say you don't know enough
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Everyone has witnessed someone fall because of this chair
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Fridge water is either onion or garlic flavoured
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3 years
This looks like the opposite of my birthday
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So are P.E. Teachers called Gqeberha Teachers now?
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How I clean myself after eating a pie
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At the rate that they're going through mayors, eventually AKA will run jozi
@SowetanLIVE
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JUST IN: City of Johannesburg mayor Mpho Phalatse has been ousted as mayor by 139 votes @Zima_B_Nkosi
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We've all lost friends over this genocide and you know what... We'll be fine, maybe even better.
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SA admits it could lose friends over Israel genocide case
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Dear #LoveIslandSA Do you want to be loud or soft? Do you like music or not? Please decide
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Things That Are A Mess: My hair My room My life My handwriting This tweet A knife in Afrikaans.
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This "if coloured culture doesn't exist then..." joke format is great because it's in the culture to make gaai of alles
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Cyril really said "Happy New Ears" Because we mos have ornaments
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Saw the most pristine Cressida
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Kanye West - Runaway Genius.
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When you start saying young people are "gallivanting"
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At what age can one start wearing these?
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Congratulations to @BonnieMbuli on winning the @DomestosSA #flushlesschallenge ! @LeighAnne_Will , @RobVanVuuren & I didn't win but we did save water! So that's a win in itself {that's something someone who didn't win should say lol} Here's to saving EVEN MORE!
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This vine taught me how to pronounce SZA
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Uber iets: For when you don't know what you want but you lis for iets lekker.
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"Say ma now" is coloured for "hypothetically speaking"
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You can't see what's happening in Palestine and say that that is not apartheid.
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I only became an adult so I could get a job and buy these for myself
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I have so many favourite moments in "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" BUT THIS, THIS IS LEVELS
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Yo @rocomamas , why you being junk with small businesses? You're a giant company. You're fighting a coloured bra in food truck. You want to sue him over a name of a burger that you yourself are not the original namer. You forcing @RacknGrill to spend unnecessary lawyer money
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I see people comparing Donald Glover to Jamie Foxx Firstly, don't do that. They're both greats. Donald is an artist Foxx is an entertainer Let them be
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Our country can be a mess but we will always make time for jokes
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Reasons I walked out of Black Panther: 1) The movie and the credits were done and I thoroughly enjoyed it & the cleaning staffed asked me to leave so that the next show could start.
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Congrats Tina Fey! Big things
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News24 🇿🇦
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Greece elects first woman president
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TODAY. WE CELEBRATE.
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Congrats Cape Town ✊💕
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If coloured culture didn't exist then HOW DID YOU GET HERE? NOBODY S'POSE TO BE HERE
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This combo and I was instantly a tap dancer
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Cape Town for Palestine 1
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Regretta Thunberg
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Do we have to? My back is sore.
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Green ID book hive STAND UP.
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That last Cocopop that just dodges the spoon every time you go for it.
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You guys remember these fallen heroes??
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Black Friday but for Medical Aid Electricity Rent A dentist check up maybe evens
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It's easier for white people to believe that aliens built the pyramids than for their minds to even comprehend the idea that Africans did
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Aliens built the pyramids obv
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Shame, Croatia made England cry like a lil bić
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How the Afrikaans shop owner tells you that they're closed
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I just wanted to grow up and earn money so I can buy this.
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HOW ARE LICENSE DISCS NOT PERFORATED YET? how are we still cutting them out? A SIMPLE TEAR WOULD DO. Damn.
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This was the fashion during the 2010 World Cup
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If you: live in Cape Town Moved to Cape Town Have taken a photo in Bokaap Have family that live in Bokaap Lived in Bokaap Treasure the cultural diversity of Cape Town If you are any of the above. Then you should support the people of Bokaap to keep Bokaap. @bokaaprise
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Coloured people: "these are not breasts, these
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All of them are villains... but only 1 of them is da foe
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HOW IS THIS REAL MAN 😭😭
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