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@XyPhinz

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Proud American living in Minnesota, Business owner. "A lie is a lie even if everyone believes it. The truth is the truth even if nobody believes it."

Minnesota, USA
Joined October 2023
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@XyPhinz
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7 months
@ericmmatheny Then do something, that was what the protests were about. Doing something. Or sit here and whine and do really nothing for clicks.
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@DineshDSouza @mcuban That’s not at all what he said, I see the felon is trying to be relevant again in an election year.
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7 months
@prageru It’s literally defined as a far right ideology.
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17 days
@chefrocky413 This has to be fake, this reads like a damn serial killer manifesto start.
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8 months
@RepPeteStauber This you, Pete the pirate? Claiming other’s hard work for your own…
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29 days
@JDVance YOU ARE A SENATOR - THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT YOUR JOB IS. the house and senate need to pass this, not the president. You are literally the guy who can introduce this. So why haven’t you?
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@XyPhinz
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28 days
@DogRightGirl You think Ann colter was gonna vote for Harris? That fascist loving Barbie wasn’t gonna go to the democrats. What shift are you talking about?
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@Geiger_Capital Last week: CONGRESS SHOULDNT HOLD STOCKS AND THEY ARR CORRUPT! This week; HOW DARE HE NOT OWN STOCKS!! Make up your minds, crybabies.
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7 months
@MS_Sambo_ I’d like to announce I am also refusing to work with Robert deniro, even though he never asked.
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@BuzzPatterson @GovTimWalz Cause you hate that he served 24 years and was given recognition and medals? Cool, you all seem totally rational and not at all like a bunch of weirdos.
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@BokononsProphet Hotdish remains undefeated
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5 months
@SteveLovesAmmo You seem triggered…. Maybe just go touch some grass and delete this app for a while.
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5 months
@Chicago1Ray This the guy that cheated on his wives? Paying hush money to a porn star? Never attended church if it wasn’t for PR? Can’t tell you a Bible verse to save his life? Look, vote for who you want, but leave this liar out if your religious messaging.
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7 months
@justinbaragona Well, that sounds a LOT like McCarthyism
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5 months
@BGatesIsaPyscho If twitter was around for Y2K it would look a lot like this.
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@Esqueer_ He really thinks he’s like some super important global person who the world Should take seriously. Like Lex Luther
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7 months
@BestFightClip Pulled the old Plaxico Buress
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1 month
@GOP He wants to feed school kids, the GOP says "Fuck them kids". He wants to help people no matter the party and take care of them. the GOP says "Fuck those people" if helping others & making policy to help others, is something you hate, maybe you need to go to therapy.
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8 months
@CrimeStoriesHub This happened a few years ago and the shooter was not indicted. Legally, he got off. Emotionally I hope he has to deal with this for a long time, and I hope the mom that escalated this knows her son will hate her and this guy for ever.
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@XyPhinz
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7 months
@thesarahkelly It’s not a horrible ask to have fun insurance. Just like cars, if that model is used and has multiple loses it will cost more to insure it. You want to see the gun lobby go head to head with the for profit insurance companies, it would be wild.
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8 months
@_johnnymaga “Look at this incredibly simple thing, we should brag about “ - how this tweet got done.
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7 months
@krassenstein That’s a lot of cocaine for @DonaldJTrumpJr Allegedly.
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6 months
@akafacehots 81,284,666 to be more accurate. Scoreboard, baby.
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@VivekGRamaswamy THIS IS A LIE The proposed policy would apply only to those with a net worth of over 100 million dollars - roughly 20k citizens. If you are making billionaires mad because things e to pay taxes, you got a good policy for the country.
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6 months
@RepNancyMace It’s kind of funny that Nancy over here posted a video with community notes explaining EXACTLY how AOC was correct.
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28 days
@SenMikeLee “I find X to be offensive, therefore I am going to demand every person I don’t agree with disavow this, if they do not, therefore that means they endorse it” Has got to be the most basic failure of debate lies trash logic in the discourse.
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@charliekirk11 I absolutely am, and that’s why I am voting for Christian value and voting for Harris and Walz
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6 months
@JoeyMannarinoUS Trump could never do this. Never in his life.
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7 months
@YoungTobias24 “The media won’t show you this” - is ALWAYS code for “this is in every channel already but I want to feel special because I want to be the first to tell you a lie that they will cover this up because they are a minority”
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@VoteTrevorLee What has triggered you? The freedoms that we get here in America where people can do this? Or the fact that they are people that don’t look like you?
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@RealHickory It’s so funny that this is an AI image, there is no pictures of Trump attending or praying at mass like this. Best of luck in that whole cheated in his wife with a porn star thing…. Family values and all that.
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7 months
@brixwe Makes it easy to not go there. Pretty soon they are gonna be a soccer bar carrying Russian league only.
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7 months
@leslibless Remember when people offered Trump a million dollars for his tax records and school transcripts? Why did he not show them if he had nothing to hide?
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29 days
@DonaldJTrumpJr Trying SO HARD to make your cocaine habit and JD Vance’s and couch fucking go away, huh? SMELLS LIKE BITCH IN HERE, JUNIOR.
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7 months
@TheOmniLiberal conservatives are scared of cities, homeless people, people with blue hair, emotions, and so much more. conservatives are the softest little babies. They are fighting to be babies
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5 months
@SteveLovesAmmo For a party of people who say we live in a representative democracy…. A lot of the GOP hates how representative democracy works.
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7 months
@milkdudsfantasy @ericmmatheny Accomplishment police reform, national rules and laws changing in various LEO areas, a global discussion around racism, systemic racism, and then police often break laws and “investigate themselves” and say there was nothing wrong. That’s no longer true.
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@FlyingDutchPall I deadname twitter like he deadnames his children.
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29 days
@TulsiGabbardrep He was an asshole and bully and people LITERALLY laughed at him. trump is the picture of weak men think a strong man is. a bully that yells a lot to scare people to do what they want. And they get super triggered when people are even remotely mean to him.
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@mrddmia really trying hard to get that couch fucker thing off the radar huh
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7 months
@mrbarnicoat @CensoredMen So did you take the Russian Covid vaccine?
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6 months
@ksorbs Ah yes the famous left wing news source, the New York post…. Owned by Rupert Murdoch.
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7 months
@DC_Draino CONSERVATIVES JUST KEEP LOSING
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@HeartlandSignal Well, at least he knew he was wrong and apologized.
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@dr_kkjetelina Ignore ofr a moment the political sides of vaccines... look at this form a work and employer lens. this is MASSIVE amounts os lost time, forcing parents to take PTO, or possibly unpaid time off, lost productivity at offices and workplaces.... Closed stores due to staffing.
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7 months
@FistedFoucault Bad take...
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29 days
@ACTBrigitte Ha ha you think he is poor now? These fucking simps for a billionaire is hilarious.
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24 days
@glamelegance An old guy not doing rallies, losing in the polls, and instead of campaigning he is holding and whining. He will fire his staff soon enough and everyone will act surprised as he has done it in August in every election.
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7 months
@CollinRugg Little girl with her ashes from mass in her forehead as well, great photo
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5 months
@Defundmedianow @CollinRugg Seems like you did half the battle… you know who he is, you know what he admitted… the community needs to take care of this.
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7 months
@OldeWorldOrder @Travis_in_Flint He was found guilty. Facts matter.
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@adam_abusalah Can’t wait for the tweets of “I can’t believe Donald Trump did this” by the same people of “I refuse to vote because of this one issue”
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4 months
@krassenstein Democrats better get one HELL of a deal to keep him in his seat if they are going to help. and if not, work on flipping a few conservatives to get Jeffreies in the seat so we can at least move on with the day to day work.
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6 months
@akafacehots So you are a big climate change advocate? Tell us more about your climate change plans for the largest corporations that do 90% of the polluting.
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8 months
@Timodc He’s visibly getting angry that Vivek is taking thunder from him, he doesn’t want a VP that is a future contender… although he should, he wants a VP that lets him take the stage and fades away. See Mike pence hanging for reference.
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6 months
@ZaleskiLuke And he weighs 230lbs
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8 months
@krassenstein The only way this gets changed is not the president, it’s the assholes in Congress collecting donor checks, talking a big game,e, and doing nothing. Specifically republicans REFUSE to do border funding or changes because they feel it would give Biden a “win” So before you cry
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@WatchChad Chad is so triggered that capitalism is making Chad sweaty angry about how scared he is of cities. He is such a coward he doesn’t even know what he filmed, he is such a soft boy that he is triggered by people hustling on the streets. Grab a Kleenex, loser.
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@GrageDustin You can always tell losers who never played sports at a high level. Do me a favor, go to a linebacker coach and tell them they are not a coach in the NFL. let me know how that goes for you.
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@akafacehots I love that he says that without any hint of irony after being a major part of almost a billion dollars lost for lying to his viewers. and that people unironically read it and have no idea the former happened.
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@akafacehots Losers make excuses, winners win.
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@KristiNoem live in Minnesota where we don’t judge you for the things you do as a private citizen, we have great outdoors, great rural areas full of lakes, biking, running, camping, and so much more. We also have top 5 places to live nationally. South Dakota is where the freedoms we
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@AmericazOutlaw THOUGHTS: they will maybe deny the routes, but somebody else will take them to make money and capitalism wins.
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@LeFortniteJesus @prageru For what it’s worth, socialism is the opposite. The people own the power and means of production. As opposed to the government, here we see the separation of socialism vs fascism, were the fascists want the government to control more and consolidate power.
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@RpsAgainstTrump He's a normal guy... Attended yale law school, became a VC, who helped invest in Rumble, the home of nazis in america, backed by one of the richest men on the planet, just a whole, down to earth normal guy who drinks diet mountain dew and loves the feel of a couch on his skin.
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@libbyemmons "I refuse to accept multiple people's accounts of this because it means I would be forced to accept that my cult leader is a liar" Fixed that for you.
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@RealBenGeller Is this the one? Or the last one? Or the one before that? Is this the recession? Or was it ast month when it was coming? Last time the dip happened we were all going to enter ww3, is that back on the table? Just trying to granite my week with the constant end of the world.
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@krassenstein it's always interesting that our own members of congress describe money for Ukraine as if it is put on a plane and air dropped into the country. when in reality it goes to American companies to create the things that get sent over there. They can hate the war machine, just be
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@Tazerface16 Appears he is claiming it’s fake news - but once again the party of family values is banging 20 year old interns.
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7 months
@ACTBrigitte The only attendance that matters…
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@jaubreyYT It would have to fall under "Clear parody" for it to be legal. and thats not up to anyone on here replying, and it IS 100% up to Taylor swift and her team to tell Trump to stop if they wish, or come out and endorse a candidate to prevent the lie form being spread. Side topic -
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@Chicago1Ray Her daughter was a traitor To this country, the sooner she come to the facts, the faster she can move on with her life.
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@Derrick_Utley Great, let us know how your life is better under trump.
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@southdintegrity @atensnut ah yes, the border that South Dakota has... a VERY important one.
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@HawleyMO whenever a politicians says something like "They want to X Every single Y in the country/state" you can 100% guarantee, stone cold lock... it's 100% bullshit.
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@GuntherEagleman Gotta love the swift boat attempt by the republicans…. Same guy that did lie about John Kerry is on trumps team… lying about walz. The playbook for the right sure is small. Small people, small ideas, big losers.
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@The_Trump_Train Fani taking trips has absolutely zero to do with if trump broke the law in 2020-21. The rest are doing their jobs to uphold the laws of this country. Why do you hate this country?
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7 months
@justinbaragona Jack is such a soft boy, reactionary and pathetic while being super mad by the freedoms of others.
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@lizcollin @wccoradio Do you feel the same way about the Mercer, Sinclair, Fox takeovers that have happened to consolidate media in the last few decades.
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@krassenstein As a democrat, I really hate the idea of removing him off the ballot. If the GOP wants to nominate him and vote for him than the is ON THEM. don't give them a reason to make this a bigger issue they can act persecuted and be victims. If they nominate him and lose, THEY have to
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@politvidchannel or maybe, and hear me out here, he wasn't that good of an actor to start with and depended on being young and good looking and now that has gone he is now average looking and the same bad actor. you got old and bad, move on man.
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@HouseGOP @Jim_Jordan Weird, the transcript shows otherwise, shows that the @HouseGOP got exposed for a grift so hard that they will try to NOT have a public hearing. Comer wasn’t even there, most of the gop left the hearing except Jordan. What a waste of tax dollars.
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5 months
@EmeraldRobinson Ah yes, the THREE Trump appointed scotus members all just want to let the cheating happen. Of course.
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@akafacehots To this day, the only large scale election fraud to happen was by conservatives
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@UniverseIce YES ROUNDED CORNERS! these square, sharp corners that makes holding itr hard is annoying.
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@GuntherEagleman “IF YOI DON’T DO XYZ THEN YOU AREN’T AN AMERICAN!” Is always an argument made by weak people with shit policy to try and bully people into things. Conservatives used this ya tic to bully people into the Iraq war 2.0 “If you don’t support the troops you aren’t American!” Was
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@BrandonStraka As a point of fact, that man was climbing the media area, very far away from Trump, and clearly running at the media team.
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@DC_Draino Just another lie and promise he can’t keep.
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@TimRunsHisMouth Cause I wasn’t wrong, but it’s odd how the “we do our own research” crowd sure got quiet over things they claimed that never happened, or that we should all be dead now, or that the entire planet dreamt up Covid just to lose a million lives and disrupt Trump.
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@stillgray tucker spending in one week to feed his crew an average of 50% of a Russian citizen's take home pay for th month. and then brags about how cheap it is. Yes, food is cheap in a country where people make less, and the government controls the cost.
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@annvandersteel THIS IS A COMPLETE OPINION BASED TO SCARE PEOPLE These American hating fear mongers will do anything to make it sound like they didn’t think heading to Iraq was a great idea and called any who questioned it a traitor.
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7 months
@ACTBrigitte *NARRATOR VOICE* Absolutely no respectable legal experts thought that.
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@RaheemKassam If this so the Feds why are right wing people not stopping and exposing them? Should t you want to be there in force to stop them from being a false flag? Oh… no… cause the right wing cowards are afraid they will expose the cops that cover their faces and parade
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@TaraBull808 He was busy taking a trip sponsored by a person who would have cases in front of scotus
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