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Xaviette

@Xaviette2002

2 years

Up until very recently, I've been a pretty awful person behind the scenes, and spreading hateful and toxic ideologies. After being confronted with this a few months back, I began to drastically improve my mental wellbeing. I apologize deeply to anyone my past actions have harmed.

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@king_d8_ @MikeHun65862452 @The_Galactabee or just write. like just write stories. there's nothing about writing a comic book that makes those stories impossible to tell in just text. but then i suppose you'd have to know how to read, and AI bros aren't that intelligent.

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@33heuresavivre @es_aion This is just straight up an image from a cyberpunk dystopian film.

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@Kerjjj @stuckinfoned79 @MickRide808 @McWyrm @computer_atulya ok picket line crosser

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Xaviette Katzenfrau? More like Xaviette BLIMPenfrau amiright (by the cutie @mintyotie )

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@ReviewsPossum The duality of man (these tweets were right next to each other in my tl)

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@coopercooperco Honestly the style looks good on him he got the face of a man from 50 years ago

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@TheRightCant @elonmusk >"The Right Can't Meme" account >using a right wing meme from literally 2 years ago The Left Still Can't Meme

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@Papapishu I know there are people out there who will shuck them for the rechargeable cells. Since they can be found literally in the garbage or on the street with only one charge cycle on them it's a pretty sweat deal lmao

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Xaviette dressed up in some nice fancy clothes to attend a prim and proper dinner party... Unfortunately, looks like her endless narcissism and smugness ticked someone off pretty bad, now she's swelling up with hot air in front of everyone, and she's starting to lift off!

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@QuarantinedCoof Unfortunately change dot org has never changed a single thing in its entire existence.

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Listen, I'm not saying this card from the game Wizard Kittens is *literally* me or anything, buuut...

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@depthsofwiki Me three hours into trying to explain Evangelion's lore

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@FuckCarsReddit My own mother is obsessed with driving the biggest truck she can and she's exactly the kind of impatient, rude, and dangerous driver you'd expect. It's genuinely embarrassing to have to sit in the truck with her. Never uses it as a truck, of course.

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@WheezyHutJr1 @shoe0nhead mf actually thinks he can arrest people for right clicking his png lol

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@Salty_Jenny @freakin_dani Comes out like "'sar"

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@CrypticMessage5 @MeloettaMr @CoinersTakingLs "You think investing into crypto is dumb?! Y-yeah, well, you buy CLOTHES"

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@ollie4life13 @VenomDouble @sapphiccries @ManOfStamp38 Why on earth don't you wear a bulletproof vest every day, everywhere you go?

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@UmJammerRammy d did you just ask for meth in your subtweet

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@McJovey @zeesh64 @DaddaBadda @MauLer93 @JayExci Nazis? This guy was talking about the Freedom Convoy, not Nazis.

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@RikkoRyuzoji @CoinersTakingLs Bro have you ever heard of the FDIC? The state insures banks so even if the bank gets hacked you get reimbursed for what is rightfully yours. There is no insurance policy for crypto.

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@VakivaR18 @OrwellNGoode Jesus fuck that

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@EmioNokaKed @GamerNatali @daiIysailormoon She's a 13-year-old living in 2002 of course she likes Sailor Moon

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@Emersom_Biggins @JustinWhang @MikeSington I love how he talks about how you have to add seasoning to make it taste good like that's an unusual thing to have to do with chicken lmao. Doesn't matter what part of the chicken you're cooking bro, if it's unseasoned it's gonna taste like vaguely meat flavored nothing 😂

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@YongYea NTFS, and by extension all crypto, is a fascinating social experiment on what happens when you fill people's heads with ideas of wealth and power and then unleash them into a completely unregulated market based 100% on speculation.

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@Fenderols @TheRightCant @elonmusk Just because you have bad taste in humor doesn't make it untrue.

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@MongeMkt @cnviolations I like the dramatic sting on "chicken skin" like oh my god you mean the most delicious part of most cooked chicken? the part that crisps up and adds a ton of flavor? They put that in there? dear GOD...

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@OrwellNGoode What's an employment bond and how would it make it more difficult for someone to resign?

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@ThisToxicX

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@aedison *Was* that the conclusion it came to? Pretty sure it was a story *about* the mother coming to terms with what she did and trying to get through her emotional walls to repair their relationship... If you somehow missed that idk what to tell you

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@alexalot_ @AlMaritime @honigmaydl @kohakuoukawa Safer sockets is no excuse for not understanding the basics of elecricity, given it powers everything in your daily life. Also pretty sure there's like 1 state left out of all 50 that has gas pump attendants, we've been 99.9% self service for the past 40 years

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@QuarantinedCoof They are rapidly going to become the most physically and mentally healthy people on the face of the planet and become the strongest nation.

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@ChristinaTasty Wow he went to a party with friends and dressed casually and appropriately for the occasion? Sorry you can't be socially functional AND have hobbies traditionally associated with autism, you must be a DECEIVER

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@R00by646 @IljaRedacted @McJovey @zeesh64 @DaddaBadda @MauLer93 @JayExci How are they Nazi adjacent? What part of what they're fighting for is Nazi adjacent?

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@JohnyNich @slow_learner0 Yes it's completely fair for any average Joe to not enjoy old movies, who cares. But we're talking about a guy whose literal job is to write about and critique movies. And he doesn't like most of the movies ever made, or even appreciate them.

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@crdudeyoutube @atomicthumbs This is exactly how I feel when I hold an Old Device

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@Smaug55 @CapriciousHella @wutville @Dweeb_Justin @shlkuuz That's just a fan theory to try to make it "eXtRa SpOoKy CrEePyPaStA" when it really doesn't need it, there's enough there already.

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@ethereum_ethan @IWILLBEARMED @sadadwqdq @CoinersTakingLs

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Last we heard from Xavi, she said she was "messing with draconic magic." Now she's going around laying waste to entire villages with her fire breath and fat ass, and capturing furs to serve her whims! (All art by the lovely @mintyotie who helped realize this idea~)

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@abstractdubart @GOPoversight @Jim_Jordan @RepJamesComer Poor attempt at deflection + ratio

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@OFeelers @ParkerMolloy The best part about this is they won't let me read the article without giving them money lmao

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@OldMemeClown Bi icon

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It was looking pretty bad for the kitty once she floated out that open patio door, but it seems some incredibly lucky soul has caught the blimp by her tail! I wonder what they plan to do with her now?

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Pendell! That house plant isn't for snacking on! Now look at what you've done! It'll take hours to get all that gas out of you!

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@kinetizen @coolgoblinzone That's part of its own particular kind of horror. In the film Wendy is I think quite clearly portrayed as an abuse victim trying to just deal with it a and be kind to see if it "just works itself out" while she and her son remain stuck with an unstable and awful man. Many cases..

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y'all don't understand how difficult it is to not float away like a helium balloon ok

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easily the best comment I've ever seen on deviantart

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@KatieRocs @TiredZagreus Okay, but you're attributing it to a beloved author in an attempt to lend it some sense of authority, which is entirely undeserved since it's just something someone made up.

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@doe_lady @zachsilberberg It's so sad because it could have been the best Marvel film in years if they just let Raimi do his thing unhindered. Like bro Raimi is arguably responsible for the MCU coming into existence at ALL and y'all still gonna do him dirty like this 😭

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@spacetwinks Eric Andre should interview every president tbh. Give him a time machine let him get them all.

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@toxiclymasculin @ShitpostGate @Kirbleramiku Didn't Cartman kill a kid's parents and then feed their flesh to him in a bowl of chili because the kid ripped him off like 10 bucks in one episode. Yeah the south park kids would win. Kenny would die tho.

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@QuarantinedCoof Prosecutor is trying to get himself disbarred at this point.

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"Yes yes, I certainly am *bhurp* amazing, aren't I~? Tell me more! And while you're at it, someone fetch me a rope, I'll be needing it soon~"

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@Xaviette2002 It fits her;3

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@HistoryInACan @IsaacRowlett How did the city function pre-highway, and yet somehow manage to be far more of an economic powerhouse at that time? Perhaps they had some sort of system for moving large amounts of people around very efficiently... I wonder what that could have been...

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@of_quora @M0sH_boyy @VakivaR18 @OrwellNGoode What's exploitative about the armed forces saying they'll pay for your education if you join? There's no exploitation when it's a consensual agreement between 2 parties.

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@SurgTechGirl15 @HealthyFla @US_FDA Okay? Omicron isn't the only variant? Bro how tf do you think this stuff works.

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cross-posting some extremely indulgent ramblings from Other Website

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@JackDoolley @CalMatters Yes. Kyle Rittenhouse literally just ended his trial over doing this exact thing.

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@fulger_x @Fenderols @TheRightCant @elonmusk Well, at least you aren't trying to hide the fact that you have no idea what you're talking about.

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@StrawhatZach @coopercooperco I didn't bother opening my calculator for this tweet sorry 😔

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Xavi but the more you feed her ego the bigger she swells. Compliment her endlessly and she'll burst from her clothing and be incredibly smug about it.

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@TheRubyRhod @RGrezell @Avonelle @M_e_g_a_Megan Are you implying that food establishments paying their employees a living wage would make food too expensive for people to buy? Because that's just not correct.

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@LPOTHC @helenbellauthor He's a "version" of the Doctor that's palatable to Lindy. When he says the exact same things the Doctor did, she actually listens only when it comes from Ricky.

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Whoever was in charge of animating this scene was totally into it. There's no other explanation.

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@53gaDr3amca5t This is the man Steven Seagal thinks he is (and I don't just say that because he kinda looks like him)

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@QuarantinedCoof Binger is fucking ARGUING with the judge holy fucking shit

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@OldMemeFarmer @QuarantinedCoof "if I actually killed myself you could get arrested for that" trannies be living in a different dimension huh

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I nearly fucking choked what did he mean by this

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Hot Topic out here with the full '05 drip... @RoaryAndFriends

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@CSPerfectShot I love when the animators animate the anime

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@of_quora @M0sH_boyy @VakivaR18 @OrwellNGoode lmao most armed forces members never kill a single person. Anyways even if you do it's what you agreed to when you signed up. Explain to me what is exploitative about someone agreeing to join the military of their own volition.

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@dragoon347 @QuarantinedCoof No? People can pull up to slide the strap off of you. A strap does not negate someone reaching for and trying to steal your gun

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@Sebas26_ @InternetH0F OH THE MISERY. EVERY SINGLE PERSON IS MY ENEMY.

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maybe I'm just completely brainrotted but

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@TechieLiam @SnazzyQ The colors on this are way blown out. Look at how that dude's hand looks like a tangerine. Here's what it actually looks like to humans who can perceive color properly.

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@fulger_x @Fenderols @TheRightCant @elonmusk Yeah it does, you're just coping, thanks for pointing it out at least.

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@solsastar I need to see him show up to work at the midpoint of the episode wearing a rainbow suit just to piss everyone off and does a significant amount of plot progress wearing it while everyone tries to ignore it and if they get distracted or annoyed he smarmily calls them bigoted.

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@Almost2Funny @UnHaplessLarry @Lythero bros intestines are squeaky and shiny 😭

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@atomicthumbs My dad's friend moved into a neighborhood with an HOA and they sent him some letter to join the HOA and agree to their rules and fees and he just... Didn't. And there was nothing they could do about it. Can't enforce any of their rules against him bc he didn't agree to it.

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@Xaviette2002

2 years

do this to me

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Taiwan 7-Eleven mascot Open-chan flies away.

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@tsieber2 @washingtonpost Good thing that's not applicable at all to this current situation

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@w2heck @Kerjjj @stuckinfoned79 @MickRide808 @McWyrm @computer_atulya Starbucks is not a part of "simply trying to survive"

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@Foone One time my dad and I were watching a Sci-Fi show and riffing on it. Detective said "I'm sorry for the loss of your sister." Woman snapped back "half-sister." So my dad chimed in his response "Oh, only half-sorry then." And that has lived in my brain for about a decade now.

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@pap3rw8 @Foone "can't fix it" probably translates to "we didn't pay our tech guy good enough so he left and now we don't know how to change anything"

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@OldMemeFarmer @QuarantinedCoof Should make an edit where their arm is just completely covered in bandaids

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@Cormac_McCafe The last time I tried to walk into an establishment and ask them in person if they were hiring the people there looked at me like I was fucking insane.

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@ItsDeanBlundell Man I'm genuinely ashamed that I'm not on this list. Look at all these kings.

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@McJovey @zeesh64 @DaddaBadda @MauLer93 @JayExci I've seen 2 pictures of a Nazi flag, one of which was literally some dudes in a park nowhere near the convoy. You can't seriously believe they represent a large enough portion of the protest to justify calling everyone involved Nazis.

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@Xaviette2002

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Do NOT bully me or you will face my wrath >:v

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More drawings of the world’s greatest cat! @Xaviette2002 made poor decisions lately, now she’s a waddling blimp of a woman. Please bully her for it! It amuses me.

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@Xaviette2002

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why the fuck is Willy Wonka in this image what he gonna do turn you into a blueberry on the battlefield

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What would you call this movie? 🤣

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@tesla_hodl @DefiantLs The DPT vaccine is a vaccine.

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@fuckyouiquit "if you take off the time that we already approved you for we will fire you." "damn. that sucks. make sure you don't forget my last paycheck."

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@crdudeyoutube This reminded me of the one FG gag where the announcer says "and now for our feature presentation, Lawrence of Arabia, presented in Ultra Cinemascope" and it cuts to the TV showing this.