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@WilliamofKent
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2 years
Nobody who considered my livelihood 'non-essential' will ever get my vote.
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@WilliamofKent
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8 months
I won't be fighting for a country that despises me, milks me for every penny and removes my liberty with tyrannical lockdowns. #conscription
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@WilliamofKent
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1 year
@greentexts_bot Find a female if you don't want a man.
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@WilliamofKent
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19 days
@mikecmorgan @viewfromnz That is the topic, it's a strategy to stop black kids being stabbed. Would you rather we pretended they did it for no reason other than a love of racism?
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@WilliamofKent
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4 months
@skylarromines @CrownMaybe They don't need credit, they just need weight and strength to neutralise that sort of agility. She's clearly been training hard for many years but the reality is an aggressive man who spent that time eating cheese will still pose a severe danger to her.
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@WilliamofKent
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10 months
@fesshole "I'm an idiot and bought an expensive item that sits depreciating while I refuse to use it, rendering it completely pointless."
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1 year
@SallyMayweather In a train carriage, you are trapped. It's easy to see how someone felt threatened and decided to do something about it.
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8 months
@HazelAppleyard_ But if his makeup and skirt looked so adorable, how could they possibly have known he was a giant, hulking man? A mystery.
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2 years
@Suffragent_ Why are they so fixated on one of the few people in Hollywood who sleeps with consenting adults?
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@WilliamofKent
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2 years
@fesshole The assumption that three years of Corbyn wpuld have been a breeze is one hell of a stretch. The man was chaos.
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@WilliamofKent
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2 years
@fuckyouiquit Except in reality, that just ends up meaning they can't find work at all.
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@WilliamofKent
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8 months
You only get one life. Why would you donate it to a politician?
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@WilliamofKent
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2 years
@Otto_English @athertondavid You're a boring, disingenuous sophist whose arguments depend on technical omissions that everyone is already aware of in someone's description of a general truth. It's dull, it's stupid and it's the way children argue.
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@WilliamofKent
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2 years
@allicat76 @mamamtoto @flo_mask Mindlessly conforming and complying is not the same thing as being smart. Not by a long way.
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@WilliamofKent
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1 year
@EnGolem @greentexts_bot Telling the truth isn't supposed to be radical. Reducing language to meaningless sludge is radical, but it's also stupid.
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2 years
@Otto_English @athertondavid Your intention is to obfuscate and kill debate because your implied insistence is that we can no longer use widely understood terms to communicate concisely, but instead are obliged to waste each others time in a pointless attempt to describe in length every possible caveat.
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@WilliamofKent
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11 months
@TheNudeYogi @SkyNews This Ferrari is pretty sweet.
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@WilliamofKent
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@CmOverdose @mikecmorgan @viewfromnz Drug crime fuels the violence.
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@WilliamofKent
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@CmOverdose @mikecmorgan @viewfromnz Because they're the ones getting hacked to bits by their peers with machetes in terrible numbers.
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@WilliamofKent
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1 year
@fesshole I had the misfortune of working with a company whose 'programmer' was doing this. He was fired and sued.
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@WilliamofKent
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2 months
@Element_M1ller Some are close. Most are distinct
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@WilliamofKent
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8 months
@heart_oldham Absolutely. Send the people who ripped the soul out of the country first.
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@WilliamofKent
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1 year
@_EmuNemo @greentexts_bot It's not what I didn't get, but what I noticed immediately preceding 'GF'.
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@WilliamofKent
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2 years
@Otto_English @Elainebks Struggling with the meaning of 'or' then too? Don't use the word logic when you don't understand its basic terminology.
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@WilliamofKent
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@fesshole She thinks you're a dirty, smelly bastard and she's right.
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@WilliamofKent
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16 days
@LBC @mrjamesob Because you and almost everyone else demanded the schools be closed for a year and a half?
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@WilliamofKent
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1 year
@fesshole I get round this by never setting out of office replies or setting anyone's expectations that I'll bother reading their emails
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@WilliamofKent
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8 months
@usuallyjust1 And that got him three bullets in the abdomen, a lingering 4 day death, a grave in Rouen and a family left without him. What a prize. At least though he was fighting for a proud, free country. That no longer exists.
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@WilliamofKent
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6 months
@TeslaAndDoge @MarioNawfal @LeadingReport Putting restraints on government is a libertarian move.
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1 year
@jackbla16702049 @greentexts_bot How did he become female?
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@WilliamofKent
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9 months
@EddieIzzardLab “What drives my campaign?” Ego.
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@WilliamofKent
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1 year
@fesshole 'I didn't help someone because he looked presentable'
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2 months
@Element_M1ller Nonsense. When I'm given a beer out of 25 or so of the bottled ales commonly held in supermarkets, 90% of the time I'll be right in saying which it is, and if I'm wrong it'll be a very similar one.
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@WilliamofKent
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@Gemma_clark14 Absolutely. She's inspired me to be the strongest woman I can be ❤️
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10 months
@fesshole Electricity is basically just magic that we've happened to be able to harness with wires.
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10 months
@HazelAppleyard_ How can these people not tell that they're with a bloke?
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2 years
@iamshoaibbtt @fullback03 He is entirely at fault, but the black car is on the correct side of the road. The white car is on the wrong side of the road, but that's because he's seen the badly parked Smart Car as the hazard it turned out to be.
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@WilliamofKent
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2 months
@fesshole Dull left-wing daydream of the day.
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@WilliamofKent
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2 years
@ClownWorld_ He makes three big mistakes. 1. My girlfriend would never recognise a McLaren or Maserati. 2. She's not into scrawny men. 3. Mr Chicken Legs assumes I wouldn't end him there and then.
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@WilliamofKent
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@BenIrvineAuthor A lockdown scientist at the exact moment when The Science changed and it suddenly stopped being OK to demand a police state.
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3 months
@MPSBromley What's unhelpful is telling us about a missing woman when you're looking for someone who is obviously a man. Clearly ideological virtue signalling and threatening those who don't subscribe to it are more important to the police than finding a vulnerable person.
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@WilliamofKent
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2 months
@ilovepreserves Weird how garments designed specifically for the needs of women don't do anything for fat men.
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@WilliamofKent
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1 year
If you thought the Tories were comparable to Nazis, why would you angrily insist they should have had the power to lock everyone down, shut businesses and remove human rights on a whim?
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@WilliamofKent
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4 months
@HazelAppleyard_ He doesn't get why others didn't feel obliged to play make believe
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@WilliamofKent
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10 months
@fesshole Three suspects. 1. The husband of the friend who has the wrong end of the stick. 2. An admirer of your wife. 3. Someone who you've upset.
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10 months
@HazelAppleyard_ But I was assured by some creepy weirdos that this doesn't ever happen...
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@HydrocityZone36 @The_Master_Yeti @lporiginalg We should all lament the pointless destruction of beauty only to make way for clear misery.
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1 year
@anon_opin When I bought my house, the 'garden' was just concrete and plastic grass. Not a single thing was growing. Even weeds seemed to avoid it. The first thing we did was have it all ripped up and replaced with turf and flower beds. Much nicer.
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@LegalGengar This is an error. Never bow to these clowns.
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2 months
@BristolBoy99 @anon_opin Be an adult and understand it's nobody else's problem.
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@WilliamofKent
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3 months
@fiteth_ @dtvelectronics @heirsjournal No, it's far easier to start with capital and not have to work all day to oay the bills.
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1 year
@debbyfield1 @labourlewis The baby isn't a concern at all to you, is it?
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1 year
@oxfamgb @MikeGapes Being described as a mother or father is not a matter of desire. It's a case of objective reality. These are words with meanings, not feelings.
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@JujuliaGrace No, it's because you take in a lot of money, and it's all opaque from there. Why not be transparent?
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6 months
@lisakeb007 @archer_rs Lisa, he doesn't really exist and makes these stories up.
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@technomagus @archer_rs It's plainly binary.
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@WilliamofKent
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2 years
@MetPoliceEvents If such activity isn't allowed, why do you let them get away with it long enough that a member of the public has to intervene?
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1 year
@SimonScarrow @AllisonPearson She's willing to adopt, house and provide for the cat. How many refugees will you be taking in?
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@WilliamofKent
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6 months
"I demanded the destruction of the economy and I got my way. Now I'm wondering why I'm poor"
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Steve 🐟🇪🇺 #European #Liverpool
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I sit here with my mortgage having increased by £5000 a year, my Council Tax up by 9% with my water rates, energy and insurance (car and home). I sit here with my stagnant wages which has stayed the same since 2019 and wondering how we got here.
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@marcusjdl Nobody actually has a non-binary child.
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@CmOverdose @mikecmorgan @viewfromnz Per head, in the inner cities?
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1 year
@JuliaHB1 @AllisonPearson @BareReality @lensiseethrough @ToniaBuxton @LiamHalligan Do freedom fighters normally enthusiastically help remove the freedom they claim to fight for?
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@WilliamofKent
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2 years
@CBTHunting Hunting lions would be ok if it was a fair fight, and you're able to beat it into submission with your bear hands
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2 years
@PMGardelegen @drsimonegold Curious how you don't mention the most effective way of preventing so many serious diseases : being fit, taking exercise and eating a healthy diet.
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1 year
@SigmaActivity Sounds friendly, but never tell the Japanese where your navy is.
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@anon_opin 'Aspiring rapper'
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1 month
@fascinatorfun @LeilaniDowding @SkyNews Hahahaha, it isn't true, but it might be true and if it is true it's the other way. Don't you see how utterly ridiculous you are?
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@simondale11 You believe the EU is now behind some sort of Iron Curtain? Or do you not really want to move there at all?
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@juneslater17 @BenIrvineAuthor @JohnHann0404 @leoventure @mkeen321 @Beck_Sall @thecoastguy This is a lie. You celebrated empty schools and supported lockdown for weeks.
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@WilliamofKent
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2 years
@OrwellNGoode "I can buy frivolous luxuries after only 30 mins working an unskilled menial job. I am a victim"
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@HazelAppleyard_ It's not his fault that his wife threw a grenade at their marriage. He had no duty to keep lying for her.
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@usuallyjust1 If you're going to die for something, make sure that it values you first. I am prepared to die in defence of my family. I am not prepared to die for this spiteful, soulless country or its politicians.
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@laramidian @thatchthoughts @skylarromines @CrownMaybe One shot to be lucky. Otherwise, he's far too close and it's game over.
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8 months
@DanielJMath1 Attacking civilian and Royal Navy ships should just be tolerated? Yes or no?
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@ItsPhigs @OrwellNGoode Needs a strong arm. Durrhh
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2 years
@fesshole Would have been easier just replacing it with bran flakes, wouldn't it?
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2 years
@RoisinMichaux I believe that a fundamental difference between men and women, is that women don't have cocks. Am I a terf?
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8 months
The number of people replying to me with various levels of drivel carrying the implication that they are property of the state to be sacrificed as it sees fit is depressing.
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@AllanPa55596157 @BigRedKey2 @andakalnins @LGBTpoliceuk @WYPMadden @WYP_LGBTQ @Bloomeroid How do you calculate a gang bursting into a home and dragging a harmless girl out as being on 'our side'? They were the mob, not the people who consider such action disgraceful.
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2 years
@fesshole The boy did right. Tell him so.
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10 months
@marksandspencer @libmns_margaret Will there be any ads dumping all over other cultures' traditions and festivals, or is it only ours that is fair game?
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2 years
🚨 BREAKING : I've seen something on the news and am pretending I'm a source of new information
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2 years
@andrew_lilico @DrCKRobinson @GeoffC03 They usually do that. What matters most, but is barely mentioned, is number of life years lost. Losing your 90 year old granny is sad, but expected and objectively not as tragic as a young man being cut to shreds by German machine gun fire.
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@JustStop_Oil They were not - in any way - jailed for their politics. Stop lying.
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2 years
@welshmanineng @spartan5364 @MrSnappler @WomenPostingLs Demanding someone cover their face and hinder their breathing and ability to communicate is never innocuous. It's deeply sinister and it's better that people are shocked out of making such demands by responding to them harshly.
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@tomhfh It's both. One scientific and one moral concern. 1. This is the indulgence of a fetish. Babies should not be sucking a male's nipples. 2. Whatever drug-filled pus is coming out, it has no business being in a baby.
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@alt_centrist1 OK, moron.
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2 years
@DPJHodges There was never a need for a totalitarian lockdown. Calls for the house arrest and destruction of the livelihoods of other people were never (rightly) made. And yes, they thought it was free. That was because shite journalists gave up explaining anything or investigating.
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@HazelAppleyard_ I was observed to be male, it wasn't a status assigned to me.
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2 years
@Rothmus It depends on what is meant by 'covid is real'. I'm happy to accept it's a real virus, but I don't think the apocalyptic world-ending virus they hype it up to be is real.
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@stevenh18526660 @rufc2022 @afneil So regardless of what is written, you can just read what ever you want in it? Don't you see how useless that is?
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@jasonma64338378 @lporiginalg You encourage it by indulging in this she / her nonsense.
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10 months
@The_TUC So you admit that the disgusting impositions on children were as a result of union demands?
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@AdamRackis @csuwildcat "something tells me" = "I'm too fucking stupid to understand even the basics of what I'm advocating, so magic will solve it"
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8 months
@LegalGengar You've been doing outstanding work. It's sad, but expected, that the flying monkeys would come at you.
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8 months
@NewbergNatalia How will they do that? Conscription only works two ways. 1. As in WW1 & 2, there's a sense of duty. They've killed that off. 2. Terror. But I'm not scared of them.
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@mikercameron @maxschofield It's not really an analogy at all, it's just a bad assertion. Be a big boy and acknowledge it.
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@NathanForrestTN @lporiginalg It's increased by 9.37 times.
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@SJL2729 The first corrupt case doesn't inform our view of the other. There's a clear conflict of interest. It doesn't matter if you think its good.
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