The Ayrshire Separatist Profile
The Ayrshire Separatist

@DanielJMath1

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If you think Scotland should be ruled by elitist foreign psychopaths who all went to the same school then we can’t be friends. Swear a lot. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿CFC.🍀

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@DanielJMath1
The Ayrshire Separatist
2 months
Lads. You’re blaming the wrong immigrants. Here’s the ones to blame.
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No offence taken Yank but rain doesn’t hurt as much as being shot by fucking lunatics with assault rifles they can buy at fucking convenience stores.
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No offense, but why the hell would anyone live in Scotland if this is the weather in JULY!?!?
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@DanielJMath1
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Just a reminder to all the thick racist gammon cunts shouting “We are all Tommy Robinson” that he’s not even fucking Tommy Robinson. His name is Stephen Christopher Yaxley-Lennon. He’s a drug dealing, wife beating fraudster who you daft cunts give money to. You fucking morons.
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2 years
How the fuck did this dude get in BBCQT? Heads will fucking roll!! Outstanding Sah! 👊🏻❤️
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@DanielJMath1
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3 years
Hey @bbclaurak it’s strange how you can always find a “Downing Street Source” when it suits you but you can’t seem to find one that can tell you who were the dozens of people who were at Spaffers party.
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@DanielJMath1
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2 years
Sunak's wife owned Lava Mayfair Club. It went bust in 2021 owing £44mil & £374K to HMRC. Owned Mrs Wordsmith. It went bust in 2021 owing £16mil after getting a £1.3mil loan from the U.K. Gov. Owned Digme Fitness. It got £635K furlough but closed down owing HMRC £415K. Tories eh?
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@DanielJMath1
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10 months
This is supposed to be Satire. Its not. It’s fucking reality.
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@DanielJMath1
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9 months
Professional shoplifter @richardm56 thinks junior doctors are apprentices. I think he’s a cunt personally.
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@DanielJMath1
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2 years
Gillian Keegan is the new Education Secretary. She lives in a £2 million property in Sussex, owns homes in Spain, France and London and her husbands a multi millionaire. She voted against extending free school meals during holidays for kids in October 2020. Tories eh?
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@DanielJMath1
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2 years
Just a reminder that Lester Pigott was sent to jail for tax evasion of £3 million in 1987. @nadhimzahawi did exactly the same thing. Nothing will happen to him. Because he’s a Tory. They’re criminals.
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@DanielJMath1
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2 years
Jonathan Gullis is 32 years old. I shit you not.
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Yeah but antisemitism. Imagine if this was a march against Jews, or Muslims. It’d be front fucking page of the rags and all over the fucking MSM. I fucking despair of the total dismissal of this utter cuntery and hatred as normal. It’s a fucking blight on Scotland.
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Glasgow Times
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Thousands flock to Glasgow for the biggest Orange Order parade of the year
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@DanielJMath1
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2 years
Listen. Multi millionaire chancellor Rishi Sunak has just flown his family and his daughter of a billionaire wife to his house in California for an Easter holiday whilst you little people wonder how you’re going to pay massive energy bills. But yeah. He’s on your side.
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@DanielJMath1
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4 months
England “fans” singing songs in Germany about RAF pilots in WW2 are the same cunts who lose their minds about Scottish Anthems & Irish rebel songs about their people being starved, raped, pillaged and murdered by the English in days gone by. The most hated cunts on the planet.
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@DanielJMath1
The Ayrshire Separatist
3 years
Young lady that I manage came to me today. Great kid, real potential. In tears. Senior guy in the Client team sending her constant messages. Finally the dick pic. I fucking despair. No fucking around. Straight to the police. He’s been arrested & suspended. Good. Fuck him.
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@DanielJMath1
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2 years
Truss v Sturgeon. It’ll be like watching a fucking pigeon debating quantum physics with Stephen Hawking.
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2 years
I’m not sure the Rangers have thought this one through. Or maybe they have. 🙈😂
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@DanielJMath1
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6 months
Listen. If you’re feeling down on a dreary Monday just a reminder that eleven years ago Margaret Thatcher died basically penniless alone in a hotel room in The Ritz paid for by the Barclay Brothers. Long may she burn in Hell.
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2 years
I’ve had a young Civil Engineer in my team (24. Sharp, bright, funny, cheeky) for 2 years. Not had an easy life. I’ve mentored her & she’s really quite something. Calls me Ray cos she says I look like Ray Donovan. 🙄. Today she asked me to give her away at her wedding in July. 🥰
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@DanielJMath1
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3 months
There’s a large portion of The Rangers Fans that really hate Scotland. They hate the football team. The language. The flag. The music. The songs. The history. The Scottish people. Kilts. Bagpipes. Tartan. The culture. Every fucking thing. It’s actually fucking tragic.
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@DanielJMath1
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I cannot stress how much I detest this little Zionist cunt in one tweet. He’s everything that’s wrong with Starmers fucking Cabal. Never had a real job in his fucking life.
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@DanielJMath1
The Ayrshire Separatist
2 months
Labour. “There’s no money to support kids”. Meanwhile. In Absurdistan.
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BBC Breaking News
2 months
King Charles leaves Buckingham Palace for Parliament ahead of King’s Speech - Labour’s first since taking power Follow live
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@DanielJMath1
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3 months
Imagine being Scottish and thinking either of these two multi millionaire English public schoolboy cunts give a fuck about your country, you and your kids.
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@DanielJMath1
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Aah. The Epstein Nonce medal. The Unable to sweat cross. The Pizza Express Award. And the My Mother paid 12K for the raping an underage girl medal. What a fucking hero.
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@DanielJMath1
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8 months
Fuck it. Just rejoined @theSNP after listening to that fucking witch hunt and seeing the reaction from the usual house jock cunts in the media.
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@DanielJMath1
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Another 5 years of this fucking nonsense. Two multi millionaire cunts shouting fucking nonsense at each other. Ffs unionists. Get off your fucking knees lads.
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@DanielJMath1
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1 year
A reminder to English people that Thames Water is owned by an Australian finance group. Among its major shareholders are a Canadian pensions group (23%), UAE Investment Authority (9.9%), a Chinese Corporation (8.7%) & the Kuwait Investment Authority (8.5%). But hey. Boat people.
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@DanielJMath1
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2 years
It’s fuck all to do with their Nationality. It could have been Scottish lads. It could have been any other nationality. But. Men. Be fucking better for fucks sake. Ends.
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@DanielJMath1
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3 years
Hahaha. This is genius. 🙈
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@DanielJMath1
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7 months
I’ll pass Dazza. You seem like a right cunt.
@ToonDazza
Dazza
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I love My country, I am very Right Wing, I hate Islam, Labour, illegal immigrants and anyone that disrespects this great country. I served for 13 years and come from a long line military family. I am as patriotic as it comes. If that’s you, Follow Me and I’ll Follow back….
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@DanielJMath1
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1 year
Oh fuck off you bootlicking fascist cunts.
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@DanielJMath1
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3 years
In 2008 Oil was over 130$ a barrel. Petrol was 103p a litre. Oil today is 107$ a barrel. Petrol is 165p a litre. You’re being robbed by the U.K. government.
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@DanielJMath1
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1 year
Gotta love that wee cheeky chappie Sally McCoist eh? Triggered by fans booing the English National Anthem but silent for fucking decades about cunts singing about killing Catholics.
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Jesus fuckity fucking hell.
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1 year
Big shout out to “247 Emergency Plumbers” in Giffnock for trying to charge my sister £600 for a call out to replace a corroded kitchen sink tap. (£200 quid to turn the supply off). You absolute robbing opportunist cunts.
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2 years
Breaking news. An egg was thrown in Perth last night! UK Wide Media also reports that a journalist was shouted at and a banner displayed. In other news the Conservative Government are letting the energy companies increase the publics fuel bills by 700% to make mass profits.
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@DanielJMath1
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9 months
Listen. If you’re a Union Jack Flagshagger that thinks that the UK being involved in military conflict in the Yemen is a good thing then you’ve not been paying any fucking attention in the last thirty years. You absolute fucking idiots.
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@DanielJMath1
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Anyone for a hard border with England?
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To all the Sir Keef Stammer apologists out there. Here’s your leader. 3 months ago. 3 fucking months.
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@DanielJMath1
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♥️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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@DanielJMath1
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1 month
Cry harder ya fat racist cunt.
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Terrorists supporting terrorists. IRA supporting scum at Celtic Football stadium display their Palestinian flags.
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@DanielJMath1
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1 year
Imagine being Scottish and cheering the multi millionaire twice convicted never elected corrupt cunt Sunak on while he has a cheap and hopefully illegal dig at Nicola Sturgeon. You absolute Kneebending bootlicking cunts.
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@DanielJMath1
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8 months
They don’t like it up em do they. Deirdre Brock tore the fake admiral @PennyMordaunt a new one. When the mask slips. Fucking bint.
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@DanielJMath1
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3 months
Wonder how all the Catholic or Irish heritage Labour supporters feel about this. Change eh? The sooner Scotland is rid of these fucking Neanderthal knuckle dragging cunts the better.
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@DanielJMath1
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10 months
“Sir” Cliff Richard there. Didnt want to have his picture taken with Elvis Presley because Elvis was “fat”. Looking forward to the truth coming out on this cunt when he croaks it. You better believe it will.
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1 year
She’s dead mate. Dead as fuck.
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Retweet if you would vote for this lady Today? 🇬🇧
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@DanielJMath1
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3 years
Diesel £1.68 a litre. £85 to fill the tank. Fill up and drive off without paying. £50 court fine. Save £35 every visit. Follow me for more tips.
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@DanielJMath1
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3 months
By the way. This is what a serious politician sounds like. Don’t give a fuck whether you like his politics or not but demand better of your elected officials.
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2 months
A reminder no one was jailed for Hillsborough, Iraq, Grenfell, & the Covid theft of billions. But 5 Climate protesters were locked up for a total of 21 years for peaceful protests. One got a year for smashing a window in a criminal banking organisation. UK is a fascist state.
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@DanielJMath1
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1 year
Get off your fucking knees woman.
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1 year
I like this game.
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@ScotTories
Scottish Conservatives
1 year
🚨The taxpayer paid £1,200 to charter a boat for Green minister Lorna Slater to visit Rum. Whilst islanders suffer with a broken ferry network, SNP-Green ministers avoid the mess they've created by hiring private transport at the public's expense. 👇
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@DanielJMath1
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Just a reminder that in this GE Scotland is losing 2 constituencies, Wales is losing 8, and in shock news England is gaining 10 seats. Tell me again about this voluntary union of equals.
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@DanielJMath1
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3 months
Oh fuck off. He robbed pensions, sold off gold reserves on the cheap, was the architect of PFI, bankrolled illegal wars, bailed out criminal bankers and lost an election to pig shagger Cameron heralding fourteen fucking years of cuntery. Sit the fuck down.
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Personally I’m disappointed with Nicola Sturgeon’s language she used about De Pfeffel Johnson. An Ayrshire lassie should have been making full use of the cunt word in describing that blob of expensively undereducated inbred adulterous corrupt lying piece of shit.
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7 months
I despise Galloway but fair play to him absolutely handing that snivelling little shit Coates his arse here.
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2 years
Just another fucking day in Absurdistan. Lest we baguette…
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2 years
1/. Golf today in Turkey. Mates not feeling great so out for a hit solo. Played with an older German Couple. Lovely. Having a beer/sandwich after. 6 Southern English lads (40s) leering at the young waitress and clicking their fingers shouting etc. Can’t help myself.
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They’re generally always thick old fat cows or baldy fat angry men are the racist fraternity eh?
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3 years
Just a reminder that Andy Burnham voted for the Iraq War and then voted 11 times against an inquiry into it. He’s pro Trident, voted against fracking regulation, voted for HS2, voted against higher taxes on banks and voted against EU membership. Socialist my peachy arse.
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Listen. If you’re surprised by that Brewdog cunt going to Frogface’s birthday party you really shouldn’t be. He’s a proven cunt. He’s been shown publicly by current & former employees he’s a cunt. He’s obviously gonna hang about with other cunts. Plus. His beer is fucking rank.
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Fucking loving the BritNat client whore journos giving it - The Scottish Government is in chaos! Lads. There’s been 4 Prime Ministers, 8 Home Secretaries , 7 Chancellors, and 8 Foreign Secretaries in 8 years in the UK.
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Jeffrey Donaldson must really fucking hate Good Fridays.
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3 months
Can they not just start to play at another stadium and just say it’s the same Stadium?
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Chris Jack
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Rangers will begin the new campaign away from Ibrox after works on the Copland Stand were hit by delays. Board exploring contingency plans to play Champions League and Premiership matches at an alternative venue. More to follow on @RangersReview55
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1 year
This you? Tosser.
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@Lord_Sugar
Lord Sugar
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BORIS JOHNSON. At last it has been proved he is a liar. His big lie about Brexit with the red bus £300m per week was outrageous. When I ran public companies if I lied to my shareholders I would put in jail. The damage he has caused by this lie resulting in Brexit has created
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Nothing to see here except a multi millionaire English “Sir” telling you Jocks he knows better than you do about what’s best for your country and you have no right to determine your own future. Fucking charlatan.
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1 year
Imagine being Scottish and voting for this bigoted chinless little cunt.
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3 months
A reminder Ruth Davidson is now telling Scots they should vote Labour because her party can’t win in Scottish seats. Anas Sarwar says he wants the Tories out but is supporting DRoss in his constituency as he prefers the Tories to the SNP. Make that make sense.
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3 years
Was in Glasgow today. Won’t be fucking back. Scotland’s fucking shame. And you can fucking ram the “it’s just a minority” pish. It’s fucking not.
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3 years
It’s like watching a fucking pigeon debate quantum physics with Stephen Hawking...
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Can’t wait to see thirty odd nodding fucking Donkeys in Westminster agreeing with Stammer on genocide, austerity, corporate sellouts, Bank profiteering, plundering of Scottish resources and general cuntery. Well done Scotland. Well done.
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7 months
Big shout out to all the house jock luvvies celebrating Scotland beating England at rugby (again) that still think their country should be ruled by an English Government. You’re a fucking disgrace. Every single one of you. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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6 months
Strange the Donaldson alleged sex crimes story hasn’t attracted blue tents, wall to wall coverage & 100s of “journos” outside his home like Nicola Sturgeons story where @PoliceScotland acted as if they were digging for bodies. Its beyond time to get the fuck out of this shithole.
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10 months
Hey @BBCNewsnight Why is this American unqualified right wing fucknugget on your programmes every fucking week?
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3 years
Scotland doesn’t have an energy problem. Scotland has a Westminster problem.
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1 year
Tell you what. And this is no slur because I fucking love them all. But. What is the use of the British Labour Party when the de facto opposition to the Tory Lizard Party is basically Gary Lineker, Carol Vorderman, Feargal Sharkey, Deborah Meaden and Marcus Rashford?
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1 year
For actual fuck sake. Cosplay @PennyMordaunt has ditched her fake Navy Outfit and joined Star Trek High Command.
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Just a reminder that in a couple of years oil producing and once oil rich Scotland won’t have any refineries yet England (and Wales) who have virtually no oil will have five. Tell me again about this union of equals.
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2 years
A reminder to those at the back. There’s 15 Trans prisoners in Scottish prisons v 230 in England & Wales. You’re being played here. Wake up. Btw. A woman is statistically more likely to be sexually assaulted by a Tory MP, a Met cop or a Royal prince than by a trans person.
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The Ayrshire Separatist
1 year
I had to sack this plum a few years ago. For being himself to me honest. Don’t go changing Derek. You absolute weapon.
@SammyJr1998
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One of the best videos I’ve ever seen 😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣
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The Ayrshire Separatist
3 years
Listen. I’m sure that British Gas profits going up by 44% at the same time as energy bills are rising by 54% is just a coincidence. But hey. Market forces n stuff.
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8 months
Oh fuck off you piece of inbred elitist corrupt lying shit.
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2 years
Just a reminder that there’s actually a lot of “Scottish” people delighted that a foreign court has basically said that no matter what their country wants or could vote for that it doesn’t matter as England will ultimately decide. I will never be able to understand this.
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Hi lads. 3215 sailings are 2.4% of the 135,469 operated sailings in that same period. Just a reminder that 3.3% of London Trains were cancelled in the same period. You know, trains that DONT GO OVER THE FUCKING SEAS you absolute fucking BritNat cunts.
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STV News
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Figures show that 3,215 CalMac ferry sailings were cancelled due to technical problems in the first nine months of 2023.
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The Ayrshire Separatist
2 years
My 82yr old Dads Gas and Electric DD just went up from £120 a month to £317. He’s lucky enough to be financially ok. My old retired French Boss who lives in a much bigger house in Northern France told me he pays 104€ p/m. It rose by 5€ last month. The U.K. is proper fucked.
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1 year
Just another fucking day in Absurdistan.
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2 years
Listen. I’m not that bright. I’ve only got a couple of Masters Degrees and manage building of large projects in the uk and abroad. So if someone could explain to me how giving rich people and large corporations more money will benefit poorer people that’d be good.
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2 months
Well done all you “socialists”. You elected a fucking lying snake who won’t condone the mass murdering of kids and Israeli genocide in Gaza. You fucking morons. Every single fucking one of you.
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3 months
Just in case the good English people wonder why everyone wants you to lose here’s a prime example. It’s your media and gravy train ex players that make it so.
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The Ayrshire Separatist
2 years
Breaking! Douglas Ross and Alister Jack say they do not recognise Scotlands Calcutta Cup win over England at Twickenham today. Claiming that the Scottish Rugby team do not represent Scotland as a whole.
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The Ayrshire Separatist
2 months
I’m pretty sure a lot of Catholics would disagree.
@AnasSarwar
Anas Sarwar
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Glasgow has always rejected the forces of division and hate.
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3 years
Just finished my food parcel deliveries. Always go & buy a few extra boxes of cereal to fling as extra for peeps with kids. When a 5 yr old looks at a box of fucking rice crispies as if it’s Christmas you know there’s something deeply wrong with our society. I fucking despair.😢
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5 months
This aged well. @AnasSarwar You’re an absolute charlatan.
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6 months
Oh fuck the fuck off.
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11 months
I used to think Scotland had nowhere near the same issues with racism as England. The last few weeks has changed my mind. We have some real nasty racist cunts here. Im as shocked as you will be that most of them on twitter have a 🇬🇧 in their bio. Or 55. Or 1872. Or WATP. Etc.
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The Ayrshire Separatist
6 months
To be fair they say they’ve won 55 titles in twelve years so space travel should be a fucking breeze.
@ClydeSSB
Clyde 1 Superscoreboard
6 months
🔊 LISTEN: “We offered that option… if they ask us to play on Mars, we go to Mars!” 🔵 Philippe Clement says Rangers were willing to play Dundee today as an alternative to yesterday’s postponed match. 🏟️ Clement says his side are also prepared to play behind closed doors. ⬇️
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The Ayrshire Separatist
3 months
To all the cunts on this that are jumping in with it’s the “UK taxpayers you should thank”. The SG pays for our kids education with our taxes. Not Englands. England is fucking skint. It can’t pay for spare bedrooms or clean water or three kids. I fucking despair of you amoebas.
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The Ayrshire Separatist
3 years
I don’t know what’s worse. The Daily Rancid reporting this or the fucking nonentity saying it.
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@DanielJMath1
The Ayrshire Separatist
3 years
The fucking state of Tax dodging BritNat @reallorraine Lorraine Kelly this am. “Do I wear a mask as I crossed the border into Scotland” I’m confused”. You know how to dodge taxes love, so realising you’re in a different country with different rules should be a piece of piss eh?
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@DanielJMath1
The Ayrshire Separatist
11 months
Lest we forget.
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@DanielJMath1
The Ayrshire Separatist
2 months
Independence anyone?
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