@FischerKing64
@ElectionLegal
“Why are you reading at a bar?”
Me: twirling hair coyly: “Well they don’t let me drink at the library anymore.”
Oldest trick in the book 😉
@eigenrobot
And when you find her she’ll be no less gleeful for having known exactly when and where Dad will find her. She lives in a world of perfect acceptance of predestination, but with she as the omniscient being! Toddlers are wonderful 🥰
@greg16676935420
Can I tell about something that happened? You won't believe the drama going on between Emily and Jess. It's all so ridiculous. So, Emily borrowed Jess's favorite necklace without asking—the one Jess always wears to their girl dinners. Jess found out when she saw a picture of
This White Boy Summer... one young time travelling prince returns... can he restore his fathers empire and find a WIFE in the process? Turn on notifications to find out more!
🚨 ANNOUNCING COMMUNITY TAKEOVER 🚨
Dev is out! GM Wifejak fans. Our original dev has been missing for several weeks. We the wifejak community team are claiming ownership of WIFE.
WIFE has always had heavy community involvement from the beginning, so the same team who has been
If you find wifejak attractive, it means you're not a midwit. I can't explain why, but she's beautiful in a way the mid-curving mind would overlook. Underrated potential.
A PSA and update on the
@wifejak
hack
We think we were breached by interacting with a malicious link sent by hackers posing as a journalist from the Wall Street Journal.
If you see this account, please report and avoid.
Tomorrow is Mothers Day
This is the woman who birthed you, raised you, and put up with your shit for 18 years with loving courage
Give her a call at the very least