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@Landohx

28 days

Having a gf is crazy bc you could watch your whole business burn to the ground, have no idea how you’re going to pay your employees, keep the lights on, or make rent that month. Then, with a straight face, have to go to a pumpkin patch 2 hours later and comfort her for feeling

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@Landohx

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"oMg tHeN wHy ArE YoU dAtInG hEr !1?!1!?1!?!!?!!?! :(" these types of women are the sweetest most caring people you'll ever meet. I may not like the pumpkin patch but I'll shut my mouth and go every single time. you wide back sexy red wanna be's can have fun dying alone.

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@stackingcad "I sent you so many TikTok's today did you see them?" *haven't looked up from my laptop in the past 16 hours* "yes baby they were so funny"

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@Landohx

28 days

whole lotta women mad at this post, not a lot of rings on fingers. Lesson in there.

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@Landohx

27 days

@EmmyGentile we're actually sitting together rn laughing at ur comment but thanks

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@Landohx

28 days

@iam_rjvargas you realize we're talking about the same kind of woman, right?

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@Landohx

28 days

@Stussy05853708 it's a JOKE

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@Landohx

28 days

3 Celsius no lunch

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@Landohx

28 days

@zemptylol we love pumpkin patch girls over here

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@Landohx

27 days

@Millennial_MILF thank you for your valuable insight only fans entrepreneur "millennial milf". I'm sure your love life is going fantastic.

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@Landohx

29 days

Toxic relationships are only fun if you have nothing else going on in your life. Any man who seeks out unstable women is unhealthy and coping for a lack of purpose by self sabotaging and manufacturing problems. Your woman should be your peace/escape from your chaotic world.

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@Landohx

28 days

@TheZZielinski @VipperOfVips precisely, figure that shit out on your own. No point in ruining her day.

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@Landohx

28 days

@SpursNwamama @EnbyArtClub the jokes write themselves don't they?

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@Landohx

25 days

I got 40-year-old single moms selling videos of their holes for $9.99 / month in my dms telling me how to maintain a relationship. crazy world.

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@Landohx

28 days

@nnanna @drgurner THANK YOU

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@Landohx

1 month

Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding. in all your ways submit to him, and he will make your paths straight. Do not be wise in your own eyes; fear the Lord and shun evil. This will bring health to your body and nourishment to your

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@Landohx

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Never paid a parking ticket Not a dime, a dollar, a shilling. Nothing. “But they’ll give you late fees!” How can I have a late fee for a ticket I never intended to pay? “They’ll put a lien on your home.” I rent. “They’ll stop you from renewing your registration!” I’ll

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@Landohx

28 days

@laylubug ?????? missed the plot entirely

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@Landohx

2 months

despite what they say, 95% of girls aged 18-25 are unbelievably replaceable. Most look the same, dress the same, talk the same, text the same, work the same jobs, watch the same shows. "but.. but.. you'll never find another me!" I find a dozen of you at any given college bar

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@Landohx

28 days

@alilmorewicked checks out

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@Landohx

1 month

"10 rules about women" "How to get her to like you" "How to attract women" Bro. Girls that actually want you will ALWAYS let it be known. there is no "game" ab it. If you have to play a character or sit and wonder if she's playing hard to get, I promise she just doesn't

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@Landohx

28 days

@phys_guru semi satire, obviously exaggerated circumstances but the basic principle holds true.

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@Landohx

9 months

I’m one more ban away from opening a love spell store on Etsy.

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@Landohx

26 days

Worry is a sin. You have to have a massive amount of pride and arrogance to assume that you can predict the outcome of a situation better than God can. Control what you can and let God handle what you can't. Simple

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@Landohx

28 days

@farizrahman4u @laylubug LMAO

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@Landohx

26 days

politics aside, why is Joe Biden doing this to himself lmao? Dude should be at a national park campground in a Winnebago enjoying his last years of life but instead is trying to run a country.

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@Landohx

24 days

watching streamers is such a wild concept. why are you sitting in your room for hours watching another person sit in their room for hours.

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@Landohx

1 month

Sade's greatest hits playlist, 3 black coffees, 6mg zyn, laptop, room at 68 degrees, hoodie. unfathomable levels of dialed in.

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@Landohx

2 months

Life is actually very forgiving to risk takers; you can neglect a majority of your responsibilities for weeks-months and then fix everything all at once in a manic fit once you have the resources to do so. You're not going be living under a bridge because you went all in on

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@Landohx

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Coming to terms with the real reason I wasn’t successful in business before is because I didn’t want it as bad as I thought I did. Tough pill to swallow.

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@Landohx

2 months

wake up 5:30am turbo wank check twitter, 3 likes make new ad creatives (.63 roas) go to coffee shop to take pic of laptop and cigar. gym (didn't workout just took pics) 8 hours racist on the internet Tate compilation 3 hours turbo wank gn

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@Landohx

4 months

Money motivation instagram accounts: Wake up 5am sharp Run 7 miles Eat strict diet No alcohol no drugs Grind 16 hours straight The richest dude I know :

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@Landohx

16 days

As a man you only get one canon event breakup. Every break up after that is a just a small blip on the radar.

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@Landohx

16 days

type shit

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@Landohx

3 months

I don't know how much more locking in I can take.

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@Landohx

3 months

“Omg yay ❤️” type girls >>>

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@Landohx

2 months

just test one more product bro this one will hit I promise. you surely wont regret just testing one more product.

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@Landohx

3 months

Apple is so crazy, why did you make me a slide show of my ex gf and my dead dog?

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@Landohx

15 days

@lolitadiariess I completely agree, a lot of guys won't be able to wrap their head around this because they associate women that aren't submissive as a "bitch" or "hard to deal with" (and for the most part they are correct) but instantly submissive girls are a red flag. A challenge doesn't have

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@Landohx

9 months

@AustinHanio Found a similar listing with a wicker shelf, guy was selling for $50 tons of positive reviews but I couldn’t find it ANYWHERE for less than $175. Would love to know how that works lmao

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@Landohx

9 months

@coltybrah Board sports close second

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@Landohx

3 months

Learn radmaxxing few speaking about this

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@Landohx

3 months

Alan Jackson spoke about this extensively

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@Landohx

2 months

Doubting if pursuing business was the right decision? just have a conversation your average 21–29 year old man. 99.9% are stuck in the "Saturdays are for the boys" phase. Never grew up, zero lore, no character development or self-awareness. Just work, drink beer, cheer for

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@Landohx

3 months

Real men don't have savings accounts, they just buy cool vehicles and sell them on Facebook marketplace when they need money.

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@Landohx

4 months

“why doesn’t Florida build any housing here”

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why doesn't florida build any housing here?

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@Landohx

4 months

@valsmotive @heidfeldmafia Wrong

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@Landohx

4 months

How lucky are we that the laws of aerodynamics force us to engineer beautiful vehicles in the pursuit of speed. Every line, curve, and scoop is carefully tested and engineered for peak performance but by chance creates stunning works of art.

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@Landohx

9 months

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@Landohx

27 days

@thega1nz LMAO

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@Landohx

4 months

Maintenance is 100x more important than mileage

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What’s your unpopular car opinion that has you like this

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@Landohx

11 days

flexing money you made off scamming is actually insane. personally, I would carry that info to my grave but to each their own.

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@Landohx

9 months

@CharlieEtsy Relay or found! Basically unlimited cards, accounts are a different story tho

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@Landohx

3 months

@finn3v Dave Ramsey is going to track our IP and send a hitman

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@Landohx

4 months

Florida keys old man is absolute peak human form. Don’t let anyone tell you it’s not.

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What’s my “retirement plan” ? brother i’m gonna be barbacking in Key West and living in a shack with 4 other dudes

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@Landohx

7 months

Millennials are so void of personality that they made love corporate

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7 months

I’m going to die alone, I’ve wasted my lif-

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@Landohx

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@joyceflames I'm literally half black but ok

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@Landohx

3 months

God I wish I was alive for the V12 F1 era

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@Landohx

1 month

you like that shit huh white boy?

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@Landohx

1 month

Sade's greatest hits playlist, 3 black coffees, 6mg zyn, laptop, room at 68 degrees, hoodie. unfathomable levels of dialed in.

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@Landohx

9 months

@ecomfin So sick

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@Landohx

4 months

@finn3v Plato touched on this at length

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@Landohx

28 days

@commandercooch @muphyna LMAO

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@Landohx

3 months

The right has been so psyoped into believing everything is fake and gay that they forget to use basic logic

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3 months

Question everything! And if someone tells you not to question it; then question it even more!

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@Landohx

10 months

@kvmervn 2 bed 1 bath apartments for around $1500-$1800 About average. I moved from Mississippi so it was significantly more than what I was used to but coming from CA I imagine it’ll be saving you money.

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@Landohx

2 months

Actually based

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Husbant I max out cwedit cah and flee to chyna now we rich

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@Landohx

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being broke in my home town: everybody else is poor too! no worries! :) being broke in south Florida: If I don’t drive a Porsche by the end of the year I will fucking kill myself

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@Landohx

10 months

@AustinHanio 100% opened a new store this past week and was stuck at $1 a day for 6 days.

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@Landohx

1 month

why are my fb ads so inconsistent, Day 1 80¢ cpc 2.6 roas 5% ctr Day 2 $3.70 cpc 0.0 roas 0.9% ctr Same ad, same ads manager, same landing page etc, nothing altered whatsoever from day one to day two Wot do

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