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Joined January 2010
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@WhtWudJacksonDo
PlayMeSomePimpinMane
1 year
My take on this generation's kids is this (kinda long) 🧵:
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4 years
YEESH!
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@WhtWudJacksonDo
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All those players Deion let go of gotta be looking at this shit like "Maybe it WAS us" 😂😂
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@WhtWudJacksonDo
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8 months
*pull up jumper from the elbow
@catherinekelley
Cathy Kelley
8 months
men can be mid serious conversation and just start practicing their golf swing for no reason
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@WhtWudJacksonDo
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4 years
Meanwhile, a city with probably more hotel rooms than anywhere in the country, most of which are empty, has decided to do this. Way to go.
@Manda_like_wine
Amanda Mancino-Williams
4 years
Nevada, a state in one of the richest countries in the world, has painted social-distancing boxes on a concrete parking lot for the homeless to sleep in.
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@WhtWudJacksonDo
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8 years
When you been holding up during the entire break up then ya boy ask "You good bro?" when y'all alone.
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@WhtWudJacksonDo
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7 months
Your 2 starting corners giving up 400yds and 3TDs the entire season is bonkers
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@WhtWudJacksonDo
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7 years
"Flea Market Contacts" = I wanted to be legally blind
@KPRC2
KPRC 2 Houston
7 years
Woman says flea market contacts made her legally blind in 3 days #KPRC2
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@WhtWudJacksonDo
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11 months
@chris_noo_cross Same team blew em out in Colorado last year 🤷🏾‍♂️
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@WhtWudJacksonDo
PlayMeSomePimpinMane
7 months
I guess it's time to close this out 🥲 The number of SEC head coaches during the Saban era: Arkansas - 5 Auburn - 5 Georgia - 2 Florida - 5 Kentucky - 3 LSU - 3 Mississippi St. - 5* Missouri - 3 Ole Miss - 5 S. Carolina - 4 Tennessee - 6 Texas A&M - 3 Vanderbilt - 5 Total: 54
@WhtWudJacksonDo
PlayMeSomePimpinMane
6 years
The number of head coaches each SEC team has had since Nick Saban took over at Alabama(2007): Arkansas - 4 Auburn - 3 Georgia - 2 Florida - 4 Kentucky - 3 LSU - 2 Mississippi St. - 3 Missouri - 2 Ole Miss - 4 S. Carolina - 3 Tennessee - 5 Texas A&M - 2 Vanderbilt - 4 Total: 41
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5 years
Zion gonna put Enes soul in the rim next season. Book it.
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5 years
@DragonflyJonez Draymond hurt that man's soul a couple of years ago. I'm convinced
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5 years
@In_A_YamChele @BluntsxBacon The heart emoji has me CTFU 😂
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4 years
@NarcissisticLEO @captainbroward "ballnoculers" took me TF out.
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5 years
Earthquake hit and dude in the white tee was like "Aight man, y'all be good." 😭
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5 years
@TheRobMayhem @iamroxxyhaze Bacardi...but I'd personally throw some Blanco tequila in there ASAPUALLY
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PlayMeSomePimpinMane
7 years
"Why she keep looking over here if you don't know her??"
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what relationships look like 95% of the time
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9 years
TL ain't ever let me down
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8 years
Fellas...when you see it...does it matter to you?
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5 years
When it hits you just how good God has been to you
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7 years
Wow
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5 years
Me explaining to Black people back home that I went to The University of Alabama. Not State or A&M.
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4 months
@_ParadiseParis1 "This MF acting like he don't NEED me!" (whispers to self) "Damn...he really don't need me though??"
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5 years
@fadecorner @jazzie_22 "Gonna have to reschedule that lunch Tom."
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4 months
Holup tho...
@zillowgonewild
Zillow Gone Wild 🏡
4 months
Would u live in a Barndominium?
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5 years
I can see why so many countries/people hate America. All the homeless and starving people and you got dudes doing shit like this.
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7 years
@Craigs_VCR Incredible. Dad sitting right there during the interview and everything.
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8 years
WOOOOW...this just happened!!
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7 years
@SheHatesJacoby @_brandoc They were slick with it. Came on before the regularly scheduled time. They put a rerun in the normal time slot.
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PlayMeSomePimpinMane
5 years
These doctors gotta start saying no at some point man
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7 years
Enjoying a healthy relationship. Ain't shit good about obsession.
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5 years
@KyMurda Black women been doing this for years...part of it's our fault for being so quick to pursue but yeah...BW is that demographic
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9 years
Women tweet about all of their requirements...and being happy is never one of them.
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5 years
Nike pulled all Kobes from their site to keep people from price gouging.
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4 years
The Mayans got the year wrong
@PMBreakingNews
PM Breaking News
4 years
Breaking: Mount Sinabung Volcano in Sumatra, Indonesia, has erupted.
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I don't know one person that thought she was Black. Not one.
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7 years
@Freshyy_ "Did she give you the giraffe neck tho?" 😭
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4 years
@NaiveTheEMCEE @notheatrics_ @karelynotsanity It's tequila. Twitter done turned the bottle into a status symbol.
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2 years
Never forget
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@theyknowvee Her pinned tweet is enough 😂
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3 years
Every Bama fan over 30 has known struggle. That's why we're gonna talk that talk until this run is over.
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Nobody: Black folks over 50: We needed this rain.
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3 years
Just gotta apologize to my son ahead of time and reassure to him that daddy loves you and I'll miss you everyday because I'm about to go jail.
@TheRoot
The Root
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Black Middle School Student Allegedly Shot With BB Guns, Called Racial Slurs and Made to Drink Urine During Texas Sleepover
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4 years
You ever sat in one of these and one of the legs skip on the concrete?? Ya heart drops for a split second 😂
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PlayMeSomePimpinMane
10 months
Just a reminder that Devonta Smith caught touchdowns from Jalen, Tua, Mac and Bryce while at Bama. That's still crazy to me.
@SSN_Alabama
Sidelines - Bama
10 months
We made it to Mississippi State hate week! Watch Philadelphia Eagles duo Jalen Hurts and Devonta Smith clutch a win against the Bulldogs on the road:
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Look at the Heisman winner back there with the photo bomb
@AlabamaOutsider
Alabama Outsider
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This isn’t photoshop
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6 years
Just wanna make sure y'all don't forget. Goodnight.
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7 years
Her(cracking up): "OH MY GOD babe look!" You(chuckles): "That's crazy."
@TheTrillAC
Trill
7 years
Your girl be CRYING laughing at videos in her phone. Only to show em to you and they trash.
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PlayMeSomePimpinMane
7 years
Cuz it's only used when something bad happens
@tycoonsgp
Tycoon S.G.P.
7 years
I don't like the phrase "everything happens for a reason" for some reason.
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8 years
The Rockets season summed up in 4 seconds
@BleacherReport
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8 years
He really did that! 😂
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I laughed too hard at this
@R3troSp3ctro
Retro 🌋
3 years
Oh naw.... 😶
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He's 0 for 2. Get him TF outta here
@shOoObz
Shoobz
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Can't expect this nigga to trust the right people at all.
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@kingtrelll 🗣️ LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
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@OGMelo_ Straight uppercuts😭😭
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8 years
Lamar Jackson should be the only player invited to the Heisman ceremony. I'm dead serious.
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5 years
When she's 5'2" with short hair, glasses and a big forehead
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When mom made the turn because she actually had McDonald's money
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😭
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5 years
Woke up this morning...still thanking God for the opportunity and blessing. Prayed on it and now it's been claimed. Happy Friday.
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4 years
So 8 shots in 24 minutes isn't an option?
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2 years
This gotta be B.O.B.'s last season calling plays man
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3 years
Saban tried to warn y'all about the portal. Now, y'all gotta sit back and watch him dominate free agency as well as the recruiting trail.
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@PrinceHAK33M @MikePeezy_ America has played up heroism and "good guy with a gun" so much throughout it's history. White people feel it's their obligation to try and play savior. It's engrained.
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PlayMeSomePimpinMane
2 years
Hell of a roster minus Elmo
@DariusAmore
Juicy Gentleman
2 years
Again I ask… When are we gonna start slut shaming Common?
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@Womb_Beater_69 Log off. I promise we'll be here when you get back.
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3 years
@PrinceyPls EXACTLY! "Hey, they'll be fatherless but at least they'll be rich!" 🥳
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I'ma start Krumping at my woman the next time I don't agree with something she does. I'll update this tweet whenever it happens.
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5 years
Houston, WE HAVE A PROBLEM
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4 years
Time to switch it up and run this every Juneteenth from here on out. Y'all have a great one.
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PlayMeSomePimpinMane
5 years
Y'all see this? Folks coming out lying about being kidnapped, evicted and beaten up. All this crying wolf gonna make it that much tougher on those that're actually going through these things. But ya know...attention.
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PlayMeSomePimpinMane
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@Craigs_VCR Nah man. You're not gonna convince me this isn't a form of mental Illness.
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PlayMeSomePimpinMane
6 years
The number of head coaches each SEC team has had since Nick Saban took over at Alabama(2007): Arkansas - 4 Auburn - 3 Georgia - 2 Florida - 4 Kentucky - 3 LSU - 2 Mississippi St. - 3 Missouri - 2 Ole Miss - 4 S. Carolina - 3 Tennessee - 5 Texas A&M - 2 Vanderbilt - 4 Total: 41
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Dude is outrageous 😂😂
@druski
DRUSKI
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Studs be more manlier than Men 😂
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"Firth I'm gon thack my dough" And then what? "Den I'm gon thack thum mo" AND THEN WHAT??
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@actatumonline Nah, the clowns are the ones paying said 150k
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6 months
All about content now. No growth process. You got a hit/buzz? Great, let's throw you out there while you're hot. Here's a crowd of 20,000...go kill it!
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Muted. Argue with yourself.
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That’s easy. They’re skipping those small performances that help you learn in the beginning and automatically going to festivals and award shows. No malls/small venues first.
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3 years
Christmas dinner with the Mrs...happy holidays y'all.
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10 years
😭😭😭" @MrHellisuwondin : A wop bobba loo bop a wop bamboo. ... head ass " @Zimbabwe_ : Curls back in full effect 😂😂👌 http://t.co/rem9z5rqUL"""
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@TrillestAC Muhfucka said good luck like we going on a job interview
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4 years
@HardOnDaHoezz You gotta look at how women operate when they get mad in general bro. They come at you with the most foul shit possible and expect you to take it. That's all this is. I reported her (along with many others I'm sure) and got her on up outta here. Men ain't going to those depths.
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@ItsVee_ Felt like old times
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7 years
@WatchJRoss I see you made a habit outta embarrassing Cal
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4 years
@nchambers2 If people do what they're supposed to...under 40k....we'll be at 10k by next week. If they don't...I don't even wanna think about it.
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Happiness is the end goal. Whatever dollar amount that is, so be it.
Is 6 figures the end goal? I hope not lol
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Just realized I never posted. Bout to be a whole husband in 2020 😅
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7 years
When your racism takes over your logic
@chicagotribune
Chicago Tribune
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This Trump voter is torn between support for the president and an Obamacare plan that saved her life
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When you get all the way home and realize they got your order wrong
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5 years
Always wondered how this was the nickname for Richard lol
@angel_kiaras
the Don 🫦❤️‍🔥
5 years
sco pa tu manaa?
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The head coaches of UGA, Oregon, and Michigan State were all on Saban's 2015 staff 😭 wow
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I gotta stay hi-i-i-i-i-i-gh til I di-i-i-i-i-i-i-ie
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It's really this simple...but the way this country props up law enforcement and the military...
@StrictlyChristo
StrictlyKamala  🇺🇦🌻
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This headline from a paper in Australia.
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Haha! RT @BlackGhandi : 😳 RT @_youhadonejob : Church designer you had one job. http://t.co/C2MT4MjzZz
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Dumped out $500 worth of liquor he's already paid for 😭😭 these people are idiots
@ULTRA_MAJESTY
Suhr Majesty ™
1 year
This patriot shows Jack Daniel's what happens when you go woke. 👊💪🇺🇸
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Not my business unless it involves an STD or a certifiable crazy ex.
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6 years
I been lying for him for all these years and you think $1000 gon make me call him out?? LMAOOOOheatTashacribOOOO!!
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4 years
When a debt collector quote tweets someone with "This you??" >>>
@girlunica_
Milkshake
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Debt Collectors Will Now Be Able To Contact You Through Social Media -
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