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audience engagement: @espn • combat sports guy • writer. 📥: brandoncaldwell2 @gmail .com

Houston/Mo City, TX ✈️ CT
Joined November 2009
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Brandon Caldwell
4 years
cam dead serious, he ain’t even use his own font for this message
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4 years
WEAR YOUR MASK • KEEP YOUR DISTANCE
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5 months
props to meg for kicking this off though.
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7 years
why is will smith so good at IG? damn.
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2 years
FORTY YEARS?!?!
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4 years
2020 has gotten so out of control even stevie wonder is cussin’
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11 months
me when that 3000 flute album hits track 5 on friday
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3 years
the material, my word
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2 months
the most dallas ass photo of the olympics
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6 years
23 years ago today, the lord saw it fit that we got the blackest animated Disney movie ever in A Goofy Movie. April 7 is a national holiday to me.
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2 years
the magazine, the festival or the song? it’ll be a no on all three though.
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Certified Lover Girl
2 years
ok Black Americans let’s chat. it’s time to let Essence go, I’m sorry 😭 I love us forreal
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2 years
rip archie eversole, an energetic rapper who crafted a song and anthem which will outlive and still be wholly southern and atlanta
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5 years
this may not be a #TwitterMomentsOfTheDecade but dammit it was one of my favorite vines ever.
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5 years
so ... the stallion entered on a gotdamn horse. @theestallion
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1 year
had a plea deal waiting for him, would have kept him free and clear. and yet... he took it to trial. antagonized meg throughout via tweets, performances, a whole album (!), utilized blogs and "personalities" to try and run a game of character assassination for this end result.
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2 years
PRAY FOR ATLANTA
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Dodge will discontinue its Challenger and Charger muscle cars next year
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6 years
cardi had receipts, reference tracks, and even offered up some smoke if necessary. but that last line was tough. “stop focusing on other people, focus on yourself and focus on your craft. cause you're out here f*cking up your legacy looking like a f*cking hater."
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3 years
jadakiss went through two different #verzuz and ran each one, solo and with a crew. it's proper time we rewrite the books on how gotdamn special he is at this rapping/performing/entertainment thing.
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4 months
a'ja wilson, the actual face of the W, is currently AVERAGING... 26.5 points 12.5 rebounds if she keeps those averages up, she has a top TWO scoring season in league history and the best rebounding season in league history. AND SHE'S ONLY GETTING BETTER.
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5 years
beyonce definitely didn’t think that tonight of all nights that she’d have to hit a woman with a shoulder nudge in rare burberry but here we are.
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7 years
this is a top 10 opening verse in hip-hop and it's not even close.
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5 years
beyonce is so annoyed by this woman and hov gon’ hear about it on the jet
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8 years
so basically every important texas city (houston, dallas, austin, san antonio) voted clinton. the rest of y’all...
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3 years
this is a deep cut and a REAL two Americas situation. one time for lovita alizay jenkins-robinson.
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4 years
y’all got y’all snacks in case they run long? #verzuz
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7 years
#RIP to the legendary Keith Jackson, the voice of college football in my childhood. Only fitting his final game was the greatest college football game ever played. “4th & 5”
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3 years
@thecapitalv the windows ALONE said this is more than $2K
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3 years
may this photo have the same energy as iverson’s step over.
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4 years
four years to the day that kaep started sitting out participating for the national anthem … crazy.
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2 years
one of the greatest houston sports photographs ever.
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8 years
BIDEN: "This House will no longer have seasoning. Or cocoa butter. Or shea moisture!" OBAMA: "Joe..." BIDEN: "Or the spades tournament."
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6 years
to die on your birthday is cruel. #RIP to cliff dixon, prayers up to kevin durant. nobody wants to hear their best friend got murdered over nothing.
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5 years
wait that can’t be THAT chris darden. NOT OJ TRIAL CHRIS DARDEN.
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5 years
Holder’s attorney, Chris Darden, enters not guilty plea on his client’s behalf. Bail at $5M. @KNX1070
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7 years
melo spent this whole summer helping his trade value by becoming the final form of olympic melo. all hail hoodie melo.
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4 years
VAN JONES IS AN OPP FOR CONFUSING MARY J BLIGE AND BEYONCÉ.
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6 years
kris jenner works hard ... but jada pinkett smith and will smith be damned if somebody drags people they consider family out for the sake of a reality show and drama.
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3 years
seven years gone. still the standard. we miss you, stuart.
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8 years
when the direct deposit hit
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8 years
I think we’ve officially found the meme to end all memes
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2 years
@JeffJSays long game, dlc AND the side quests!
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3 years
9.29.98
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2 years
9.29.98
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7 years
hov explaining the meaning behind each of the songs on ‘4:44’
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2 years
this has forced me down a rabbit hole. they’ve been friends since he was 16-17, he got married at 31 and then at 58… wow, congrats to him.
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3 years
rest in peace to john hilgert, 14; brianna rodriguez, 16; franco patino, 21; jake jurinek, 20; axel acosta, 21; danish baig, 27; rudy peña, 23; and madison dubiski, 23.
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7 years
“what was t’challa’s power during that m’baku fight?” “the support of black women.” #blackpanther
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5 years
spooky black was ahead of his time.
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Matthew A. Cherry
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If “Truth Hurts” can go to #1 two years after it’s release, there is no reason why this can’t do the same thing!
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@jackfreemanjr “50-year-old white execs” bro, kendrick is barely a whole decade younger than said execs. thinking problems galore over this.
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6 years
“drake worth a hundred milli, always buying me shit, but I don't know if the p*ssy wet or if he cryin & shit meek still be in my DMs, I be having to duck him I used to pray for times like this Face ass when I f*ck him” - barbie dreams onika. why.
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7 years
katt williams ran a 4.16, not joking. #AtlantaFX
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5 years
a sesame street parody of joker I didn’t know I needed.
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2 years
we actually had clean air for like two weeks.
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So many things happened in 2020 that you won’t be able fully explain to the generations to come.
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4 years
@God_sgift_ WËÅR Å MÅSK
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7 years
10 years ago today, the Lord saw fit we receive this piece of Southern perfection. Thank you OutKast & UGK
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6 years
without kim porter, al b. sure doesn’t write “forever my lady” for jodeci. DAMN man.
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5 years
oh - and electricity. no light bills, no rent, no water bills and no gas bills.
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2 years
lizzo is the first Black woman to win record of the year since whitney houston in ‘94. damn near THIRTY YEARS. #grammys
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4 years
this is a real photo. on the 30th anniversary of the show premiere.
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7 years
i’m dying laughing at chris paul being the El Chapo of staples center getting his boys through secret doors and tunnels to jump somebody
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20 days
the family of maze frontman and philly legend frankie beverly have announced his passing. he was 77.
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3 years
yordan alvarez was born on June 27 … and he wears the no. 44 … it does not get more Houston than that
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9 years
they made nina simone look like eddie murphy in dreamgirls.
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3 months
he. ain't from. houston. stop this.
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KAPO BRAVADO
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Drake kould do the same type moment in Houston if he really wanted to . No Bs .
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5 years
basically, france is saying nuts to this whole lose everything deal - businesses can still go on so that those aren’t bankrupt by the time this is over BUT, everybody else stay your ass inside for two weeks.
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5 years
A CRIP FUNERAL AT STAPLES.
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2 years
@joncaramanica what kind of shit…
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7 years
cardi b and lauryn hill are now forever linked.
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"Bodak Yellow" is the first solo female rap single to reach #1 on the Hot 100 since "Doo Wop (That Thing)" in 1998.
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5 years
ayoooo
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3 years
wise words from dark man x.
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3 years
the current superstars in hip hop are women. end of debate, discussion, etc.
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4 years
we now go to stone cold jizzle for his thoughts on covid-19
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4 years
this one battle has given us memes, luther vandals, throw in the tile, “my white song” and the world’s glimpse of shadyface.
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7 years
"this is why they only want me to catch and shoot." - klay thompson
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Computer Cowboy
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Klay Thompson went to China to show them what the talents of an NBA player look like in real life
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2 years
oop, forgot essence atkins. that’s four now.
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4 years
a 85 minute runtime. praise be beyonce. #BlackIsKing
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7 years
I still tear up at how dope this performance was. #JanetJacksonAppreciationDay
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3 years
ron isley is an old ohio player who turns 80 next month and has you, your aunt, your mom and maybe your granny depending on generation wanting to throw panny drawls his way tonight.
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@TheyLoveRee ŁØVĖ ÂLL PĖØPŁĖ, WĖÅR ŸØÛR MÅŠK
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8 years
teyana taylor did that to remind you that her husband came back from a 3-1 deficit against a 73-9 win team at home with the unanimous mvp
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2 years
all this happening on mean girls day is a little MUCH.
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3 years
@lolalissaa cnn deadass turns into spring break every year for NYE
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4 years
yet another reason why all eyes are on georgia january 5.
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6 years
kim feels like one of those women who you knew of forever. always exhibited grace, class and was an absolute stunner. the only woman puff said he’d marry. the ONLY one. praying for puff, christian, the twins, quincy and mysa.
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5 years
nah, this feels like we all lost an uncle or daddy or something. boomerang, wayans bros, friday, boondocks, black jesus, richard pryor show... RIP to a legend, he was always gracious and fun when he was at the station. glad I got to see him a few times.
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2 years
alright, let’s go witness a bronx funeral. #LevelUp
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4 years
andre eagle dollar is a win away from his sixth straight nba finals.
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7 years
"I don't remember what Howard gave to me my freshman year," - tyrone's lawyer (bruh, EVERYBODY REMEMBERS THEIR FIRST REFUND CHECK)
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8 years
meryl got receipts on EVERYBODY. dates. addresses, your fourth grade crush, EVERYBODY.
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2 years
best pitcher in baseball all season folded with a 5-run lead. that's not a dusty thing, that's a jv on this stage thing.
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5 years
paul ( @paulwallbaby ) went vintage swishahouse on this one w/ @TobeNwigwe
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2 years
that’s a TD in every corner of America except the nfl
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4 years
i ain’t never laughed this hard at some performative nonsense. wheeeew shit
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4 years
prepaid taxes. the IRS is boost mobile?!
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1 year
prayers to meg and i hope the music industry and hip-hop period, from artists to fans to corporate on down actually has a legit reckoning regarding who it decides to protect and champion.
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7 years
*blinks* it’s 2005 WWE versus 2018 WWE #RoyalRumble
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he was found guilty last december and stalled EIGHT MONTHS for sentencing using every tactic he legally could and every smoke screen possible when the reality is, buddy was cooked and still couldn't hold himself accountable.
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Brandon Caldwell
7 years
mike brown is collecting three checks as we speak. warriors, lakers AND the cavs. finesse gawd
@SoloChills
Queens Child Project & Tubi Films Project Manager
7 years
Mike Brown won a ring against the team that's still paying him
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