*Registered Paramedic * Music Nut* Zombie expert* Runner* Hawthorn *Miss X* Horse & Greyhound racing lover* Views here, do not reflect those of my employer *
I’d like to announce to you all that I, Shannon Plant, who was told a long time ago, that I would never amount to anything, today was informed that I have been successful with my application to NSW ambulance and I start on 27/2. I am a legend.
Thank you, as you were.
@Brooklynmonk
@RyanMarino
@HappyWarriorP
You are wrong. I, a Paramedic, deal with fentanyl on a daily basis. I get it on my hands on a daily basis. I’ve probably rubbed it in my eyes. You are wrong, ill informed and pushing a dangerous agenda.
When you are drinking sometimes a 100 plus beers a week in February in the 1st photo and get half a grip of yourself in May for the 2nd photo, and take the 3rd photo 2 weeks ago..
I do not understand the fascination with craft beer.
I find it rather unappealing.
I will die on this hill.
I’m not even going to the work Xmas party as it’s at a craft brewery. That’s how much I hate it.
This was the greatest night of my life. I’m never going to shut up about this. I wish I could do it every night. He is magnificent. The whole band is brilliant.
@qotsa
#qotsa
#sydney
#hordern
I’d like to announce to everybody that I just received a phone call and I am now the proud recipient of employment. I start my new job in community nursing on Monday. I am so excited about this opportunity. Such a stepping stone to my career when I graduate.
Worst first day back at work ever. I am now on my home. Heartbroken. Lost my mate this morning. 11 years. Snake bite we think. Absolutely fucking devastated. I wasn’t there. 💔 RIP Dixon
@BadMedicalTakes
Dear Angela,
sounds like your husband doesn’t want to listen to your shit anymore and is basically doing this to infuriate you. Lol.
Regards,
Everybody.
Happy Australia Day. If you celebrate Aus Day, have a fantastic day. (don’t be a wanker), if you don’t celebrate, also have a great day and no wankering.
I can appreciate everyone’s views, because I’m a measured fucking adult. Also, it’s my birthday.
Nini is the single most inspirational person on the tweeter. Regardless of our struggles, Nini is the benchmark for humble gratitude of life and living. We all love you Nini.
Unfortunately time to tell people that things are rapidly deteriorating for me.
Not giving up but can’t stop reality. But..you know I’m Winx-like with her determination!…
Hope you’re all celebrating the champ tomorrow 💙
I do need to stress that we don’t need anything! Only 🙏🏻
At 0655 this am, my wonderful Nan, Sylvia May Keightley took her last breath in this world. Rest east Nan, 94 is not a bad innings and I’ll be having a beer for you. I’ll make sure to ring the cowbell, so the neighbours think we’re having a good time.
My brother in laws mate committed suicide two days ago. They found his body yesterday afternoon at the bottom of a cliff. Leaves behind 3 girls and a wife. If you are in this place, please don’t feel like you are alone.
This morning, I’ve had to say goodbye to my Marley. It was horrible but the right thing to do. The vet and nurses were brilliant and she felt no pain. I on the other hand am. Raise your glass to Marley. She only ever nabbed two chooks. The toughest dog that I’ve ever known. ❤️💔
Just ran into a patient that I had about a month ago.
He was having a heart attack.
He was taken to the catheter lab and stented. He’s alive and had been trying to track me down to thank me.
This has made my day. Absolutely winning.
@HawthornFC
You know what, yes we were. But… I just went to my first live AFL game and I had a blast. I understand about rebuilds and expectations. I am okay with it. And plus, I got Breust’s goal on video. I’m a happy hawk. We didn’t win. But I’ve watched bigger drubbings.
Little Rupert update for you all out there. He met me at the gate and come and gave me a big Rupert hug. He is definitely on the mend! 😍😍 What a good boy!
Rupert is very tired after his big eventful day today. He is now on bed rest for the rest of the evening. He would love to know that everyone has been behind his recovery here. Thankyou to everybody. ❤️❤️
I’ll tell you all something.
@JohnScorse
is a genius tipster. How good is he! Surely the man has an enormous strike rate. How the bloody hell sky could even contemplate dropping him is an act of a true dullard.
The eldest whom we have had a lot of trouble with has been kicking his own goals of late.
He went and got himself a job at Newcastle racecourse as a groundsman. He’s totally stoked with the gig and having a ball. The kid is 19 and did it all on his own. So all credit to him.
We lost
@4Nini
today, she slipped away peacefully with us around her.
She fought until the very end. She was a warrior. She was loved.
Nini taught me lessons in life I’ll never fully realise, she was my great love and I’m insanely lucky and privileged to have been in her life
The professional punters behind me were all like nature strip will kill this lot. I turn around and say
#gytrash
will win. They laughed at me. Who’s fucking laughing now dickheads
The boy is exhausted. Hasn’t stirred. I think he can rack that up as the greatest day he’s ever had so far in his nearly 12 years..
@HawthornFC
first time at the G ever for him (all the way from Nelson bay) and the boys deliver a stunning performance.
💔 An incredible season from the Hawks. 16th in 2023 with 7 wins & a % of 80 to 14 wins a % of 118, a top 8 finish & a finals win in 2024. Not even the most optimistic 🟫🟨 fans could have predicted what was achieved this season from such a young & inexperienced team.
Day.
A lot of the comments on this post are fucking gross. Those making them should be on some kind of watch list. Fucking blokes, blokes that couldn’t buy a root in a brothel. Just fuck off.
Regular night shift message from she…. Be safe out there, think before you act, slow down, one punch can kill, turn off the Xmas lights, stay hydrated, check in on the elderly. Just be a good human. Merry Xmas and holidays.
@NetflixANZ
What would actually help is if you didn’t can shows after one season! Also the amount of utter garbage. I can watch garbage on tubi for free when I want. You are charging premium prices for a below par product. Lift your game.
Righto Newie… I’m back for a cameo. Let’s behave out there tonight. It’s wet, cold and miserable.
I could have spent this night at home, but I love my job. So be nice. Play nice.
This morning. We’ve had a 20 minute sling session. He’s done a wee standing up whilst I was holding him. (First time in a week). Overnight he ended up in our doorway. Pushed him back and he got up and ‘walked’ to his bed. It’s his front leg mostly holding him back. Go Rupert, Go!
A domestic violence advocate has claimed that some firefighters who battled the blazes will return home to beat their partners. The extraordinary allegation was made during a news conference with the Greens, who've now tried to distance themselves from the comment.
#auspol
#7NEWS
@Lesdoggg
Bird box was a novel. Absolutely brilliant and the movie take of it is also brilliant. Loved every minute of it. Sandra Bullock, outstanding .
@realDonaldTrump
You are completely unhinged and need to be removed from your position. A position that you should never have been in this first place. Amongst the many reasons why, the one that stands out is that it was above your pay grade mate.
So yesterday I bet with
@lynchbet
although I didn’t withdraw any winnings I thoroughly enjoyed my experience. Any time I had a win, it was immediately deposited into my betting account. Fair odds. Considering closing all my corporate accounts. Well done Grant and co.
So far this year I’ve had two bets for the punters club for two wins. $50 bets each with a total of $610 return. I’m a champion. Front up next week and get the spoils, they’ll erect a statue.
Last year I did a talk at Nash’s school on my job and a quick little first aid overview.
One of Nash’s mates just texted him, asking him to say thankyou and that I basically saved his dad’s life. He got bitten by snake ueaterday & through my visit, they knew what to do.
🥰🥰