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@WeinerBarf420

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@WeinerBarf420
President of Kansas
3 years
@sn0ozefest I can fix her
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@WeinerBarf420
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"Bro stop being sentimental about your dead parents, happy wife happy life" Huh I wonder why men are checking out of this whole romance thing
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My pregnant fiancee just told me we can't put the rocking chair my father bought for my mother that my sister and I were both nursed on in the baby's nursery because it won't match her "theme". Both my parents have passed. This is a big fucking issue for me.
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@WeinerBarf420
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@ai4liberty @PetiteNicoco Obviously she only meant people richer than her. She is at the exact right level of rich.
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@WeinerBarf420
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@AlanMIsHere If I were Jason Momoa I would see if I could pull a car with my bare strength
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@WeinerBarf420
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It shows how out of touch they are that they don't think the mcdonalds white house dinner was baller as hell
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Do you want a president who serves his country or a president who serves himself?
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@WeinerBarf420
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This is actually a good story concept. I'm picturing a sort of demon who lures people into sin but gets really bummed out by how easy it is to do now
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@WeinerBarf420
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@dickexpert I could tell this person was going to be the asshole in the situation when she felt the need to use supporting small businesses as a justification for agreeing to a restaurant recommendation
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@WeinerBarf420
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@KILLTOPARTY I'm starting to think there's maybe a reason this whole abstinence until marriage thing existed across nearly every society for thousands of years
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@WeinerBarf420
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@GoodReddit "Getting railed" is one of the most disgusting phrases in the english language
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@WeinerBarf420
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2 years
@HighTechLowIife White women just really like that word and they've been waiting to get to bust it out
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@WeinerBarf420
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@chrisdied @isntwhatmatters @0xCAFEBEEF This guy is trying to throw us off to keep all the autistic gfs for himself
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@WeinerBarf420
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@KILLTOPARTY Cards against humanity and its consequences
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@WeinerBarf420
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@JonTronShow You've gotten significantly funnier since you stopped caring about people being outraged at your tweets, very proud of you.
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@WeinerBarf420
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3 years
@OnlyFansPostinL No amount of money is worth fracturing your soul, ladies
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@WeinerBarf420
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2 years
@NEEMOAHTOAD The weather changes around him like he's Vegeta or something
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@WeinerBarf420
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2 years
@Bolverk15 I like that one video of his where he provides surface-level commentary in a monotone
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@WeinerBarf420
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9 months
After reviewing all of the unhappy replies to this cute silly thing, I have decided to temporarily side with women over the incels. If you don't find this endearing you're NGMI. Women are cringe bro, it's part of their charm
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Girls are really cute sometimes
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@WeinerBarf420
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3 years
@AniTweetCity I think the important line a lot of people miss when they think of Superman is that THIS is him being himself. The awkward farmboy thing he doesn't isn't an act, it's the Superman persona that is.
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@WeinerBarf420
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@Seveerity This is a human being
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@WeinerBarf420
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@EnjoyerFive Teenagers kind of lose their ability to create imaginary friends so the window for this kind of thing to happen is a bit narrower
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@vocalcry Very funny for a religious person to express such an emphasis on the religiousness but 6'4" was still the thing listed first
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@WeinerBarf420
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@DiogoES98 @OrwellNGoode So what you're really saying is that the government tried to bamboozle taxpayers out of an extra 55k until they realized they couldn't get away with it
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@WeinerBarf420
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2 years
@reddit_lies Redditor misses the whole point of federalism
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@thechosenberg If a guy lasts longer than thirty seconds he thinks you're ugly
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@WeinerBarf420
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@stone_toss Someone post that 4chan thread where they're all praising the crappy Sonic drawing because it has so much more heart and character than an AI image and it turns out it was AI generated
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@WeinerBarf420
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@WomenPostingLs Wow who would have thought the most dedicated athletes in the world might take fitness seriously
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@BKWelles Fellas just don't say ooo lala like they used to
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@WeinerBarf420
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@hop_scotch_ A solid 70% of japanese media is "what if a loser got to feel loved by someone"
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@BudrykZack Probably my favorite
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@coochiegurl420 "I think we have come to a mutual understanding"
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@WeinerBarf420
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2 years
@WomenPostingLs Anytime who uses the phrase "got railed" isn't worth it
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@OrwellNGoode "You see this company called Blackrock came along we thought we'd just let them and China do what they wanted and the housing situation would probably just stay fine"
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@WeinerBarf420
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@PriyanshPP18 @DudespostingWs This implies someone tried to be his friend and then tried to kill and eat him
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@Uski15708372 @kylenabecker I choose to not follow tax laws
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@WeinerBarf420
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@tradfelon I don't make good decisions
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@WeinerBarf420
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@PoorlyAgedStuff This argument was always silly anyway, like imagine placing top 8 in chess tournaments all over the world repeatedly and having people go "wow you never won one? You must suck at chess".
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@robbie_wts He said in the thread that having a second chair in there was a suggested compromise; he just wants it in there for sentimentality and she doesn't want it in there because she doesn't like how it looks
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@WeinerBarf420
President of Kansas
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@RRR0BYN This whole year has been a psychological experiment and nothing will convince me otherwise
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@WeinerBarf420
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@proyearner Have you considered simply not being a loser
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@SheldonRing @OnlyFansPostinL Say what you want about that Hitler guy but he was very real and genuine
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@DylanTop5 She actually lets you after 84 viewings, no idea why this guy went so far beyond
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@torturedlilith Being too hot is unattractive
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@t_straighter @LeaMaric Not being obese does like 80% of the work
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@Mr_Mi_Go @PTSDGuts2 Well 25% isn't most
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@bronnytomiami @InternetH0F Yeah no shit it's a joke
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@outkast_ed @vers_laLune How did you turn a wife doing a cute cartoon dance into a cuckolding fantasy
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@WeinerBarf420
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2 years
@MKUltraMoney For those confused why she's in both pictures, how testosterone therapy works is that it literally purges the feminine part of your DNA out of your body and into a separate physical form, that's what you're seeing here. Big pharma tries to hide this
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@s4m31p4n Do women live that long
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@mseebach @krishnanrohit Gotta clear out that whole 10 megabytes for a funny gif he found on the internet
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@irlhope So when's the wedding?
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@OrwellNGoode These are some of the coolest countries because they're like 90% rainforest
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@WeinerBarf420
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@Rothmus This is a good reminder to remove myself from the organ donor list
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@Historycourses There are probably some others I'm not thinking of that I like more but I've always loved this one
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@JadeAtrophis Whenever people say "oh I'm just not sure I would be a good parent" I remind them that this is who is currently becoming parents without a second thought
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@WeinerBarf420
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@Lotad69 I can never explain why these make me feel physically queasy to the extent they do
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@WeinerBarf420
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@HonorAndDaring You don't understand, having a safe and functional society doesn't matter if the imaginary economy number isn't going up enough!
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@realRaegenhere Hey man Japan makes the best romance stories and that's like a whole island of virgins
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@greentexts_bot As it turns out, arresting people who voluntarily get "I kill people" face tattoos results in fewer people getting killed
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@EnjoyerFive Yeah but they had to relearn how and it was a shocking development that they could do it at all within the plot
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@dyingscribe Progressive discovers that trying to appeal to people's sensibilities is more effective than screaming at them, apparently this is a revelation
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@WeinerBarf420
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@SaueraKKK @mask_bastard You don't even need to torrent. Pirated TV and movies are so easily streamed these days it's ridiculous (or so I'm told by ne'er-do-wells)
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@JackPosobiec Good thing I never plan on stepping foot in Oregon
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@KillToParty If you want to control the sex of your kid that badly maybe just adopt
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@ReviewsPossum If you're comfortable potentially ruining a stranger's life while they beg you not to, it's possible you're not the good guy
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@lunch_enjoyer I would collect them in a better way but I don't want to tell you how
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@WomenPostingLs Why are women in their 30s and 40s sending nudes to people they're dating
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@JigokuCake The average liberal genuinely cannot actually describe the beliefs or values of the average conservative
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@OrwellNGoode Some people really despise meritocracy as a concept
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@ciaobelleee @fading_trails On twitter dot com? Yeah I think there might be just a few
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@reddit_TLCM They didn't even try to make a joke
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@MarvelousMrPkMn @RedditSlag The car playmat did not in fact exist in pilgrim times
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@hayasaka_aryan The thing is, Azula DOES have a sob story. She has a sad, abusive life. Just not the kind that this type of person knows how to empathize with
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@galdodicamorr @reddit_lies Most literate redditor
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@katya222angel @FatsPostingLs The "actually eating healthy is too expensive" people are one of my biggest pet peeves in the world because junk food is by and large way more expensive. You could almost live on just eggs and potatoes and they're some of the cheapest foods around.
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@reddit_lies If you're getting outsmarted by a redditor you should probably reexamine your life
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@4chanGreentxts Girls actually don't know how cute they look in pajamas though
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@GreenTextRepost OP did nothing wrong, class is all dead inside
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@BENZOTOOIE Nah sorry bro we need 4k textured assets that can't be interacted with instead
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@MKULTRAMILF I've said it before and I'll say it again, people just like having a word that makes them feel unique and special
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@reddit_lies @MalesOfReddit It is transphobic to project trans voices with no added commentary
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@dyingscribe This is all I can think about when I see any CW superhero show clip
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@Crazy4Material The most fun thing you can do is make Goku react to your tragic and sudden death
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@PetiteNicoco Huh, I just found out you can eat steak and still be vegan!
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@Drew_5_3_1 @Babygravy9 You are on twitter dot com right now
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@Babygravy9 There's a good chance I would never talk to my parents again if they had pulled something like that on me
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@TheHinduDindu Bill Burr was right when he said that women are jealous about how happy we can be with simple things
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@BasQuetzal I've noticed writers on shows like the simpsons are usually just aware enough to make fun of people like this but not quite aware enough to understand that they're usually the ones who enable them
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@Halalcoholism Very suspicious of this James Earl Jones guy, why would he want to play a guy who blows up planets? Does he want to blow up planets for real?
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@bluecoyote @Galaxy_Gryphon Did you know you're not the only person in the world
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@FilledwithUrine Throw a ball of yarn on the floor, women are fascinated with those
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@BasedRW Reminder that a lot of these "look at the apartment I bought from onlyfans" posts are fake and designed to lure young women
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@TweetSubbort @reddit_TLCM Paying $400,000 for a 2 bedroom house to own the cons
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@yoloswagstudios I'm with him on this one I think, I couldn't follow it at all. Like what are they walking on? It's not even labeled.
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@aangdaily @komiisan Question: would a Ukrainian shooting up a Russian school be morally justified?
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