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I talk a lot of shit on here. When it feels right I offer honest commentary. This is a burner account.

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9 months
It’s been a hell of a ride…
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@AliseNavidad I once had an Uber who answered a call and he was accepting a new job as a finance director in downtown Boston and the offer was for around $275,000. No lie, he gave me the ride for free and we both went and got Dairy Queen to celebrate. He was literally crying.
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@KILLTOPARTY I have a friend who did something like this in his 30’s. He suspected his wife was flirting with other guys so he went red pill. Started lifting, invested in his wardrobe, etc. never cheated, but would outright flirt with other women. He gamed his wife back. You love to see it.
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@idlette I have a buddy from HS who was a drop out who now makes deep into 6 figures/yr collecting scrap metal and junk 6mo out of the year. Owns 2 homes and 3 cars and vacations in South Carolina in the winter. And we all considered him to be the loser 🥴🥴🥴.
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@p8stie I don’t understand
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@Keel_Kenney God willing, this boy grows up to fear not a DAMN thing in this world.
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@chrislongview I’m still convinced she accidentally stumbled upon the “secret part” of Buckingham Palace and saw them all as their reptilian selves and she wasn’t supposed to. That’s my high grade edibles conspiracy theory
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@JackPosobiec My dude was helping on ground zero 20 years ago. I remember watching it. Trump walks tall. Salute
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@Raldi616 @HumansNoContext I really thought I was losing my mind for a second
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@1Finngal @TheSharpEdge1 I think 2020 has proven thus far that the position of “Mayor” in any city is an absolute farce. They’re all useless. Although Lightfoot is absolutely batshit crazy and should be locked up over this exchange for endangering the lives of Chicago residents out of ignorance.
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@wildtiktokss Same with highway traffic. Where are these people going?
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1 year
@thechosenberg Damn. At 32 too. Death sentence for his libido. He should DEFINITELY begin cheating on his wife. In some cultures this is illegal on her part.
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@fuckyouiquit When I was working remote- I’d sit at a Panera for about 2 hours and get 3 days worth of work done. No one interrupted me. No stupid fucking meetings. When I went back to the office, sometimes it takes me me 2 days to get 3 hours of work accomplished.
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@rstemler1 @Rothmus Most of the time in the south this just symbolizes a healthy distrust for the federal government. It’s really the one unifying trait between black folk and white southerners…a healthy distrust for the federal government. I said what I said.
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@JackPosobiec Creed!!! Yes. This was pre 9/11. A time when MTV still played music videos. A simpler time. No iPhones. No Facebook. Just good old fashioned life. You had to be there.
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@OrwellNGoode 5D chess move. Respect this man
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2 years
@jacobjunker27 @ManicDrugDealr @BornAKang Yes! Lol. I was getting agitated like wake the fuck already, you’re causing a scene!
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@DailyLoud This is serial killer energy tbh. Glorifying in the death of someone in real time. Literally what serial killers have been recorded for…it’s what drives them. I’d have this guy checked out. Not even being facetious.
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I truly believe the NFL is rigged and scripted now. And fuck @tkelce and his behavior towards his coach. I’m not even a 49ers fan.
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@barstoolsports This is one of the best rages I’ve ever seen. No violent outbursts. No fighting. Just pure rage expression. Calm, controlled and to the point. I felt this, man. If you ever been in any situation like this anywhere…this man expressed it perfectly.
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@crackcobain__ Got into an Arab guys car in the Boston area and he had prayers playing on repeat for the whole trip and he explained each prayer to me and the meaning. He was an older guy. Deep as hell conversation. Definite 5 stars and big tip.
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@vers_laLune This is peak white people. Closeted husband and a wife who shows off a childish dance to hide the fact she’s been texting other dudes all day she met at the gym. This is a matching pajamas couple. She had a 3some in college. Still keeps in touch with the 2nd guy.
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@ComeOnManPOD Just a reminder that women are terrible human beings. I remember telling a girlfriend years ago that my dad had just been diagnosed with cancer, I didn’t cry, but was just shook. After she left, she texted me saying “she didn’t know how to help and not sure why I put that on her”
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@VP Literally a month later from this post and there’s a gas shortage due to an infrastructure hack. 🤡🤡🤡🤡
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@takeheartmonica The level of confidence this guy possesses. There’s not a single damn “alpha male” account on all of Twitter who could possess such confidence.
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@WomenPostingLs Ive relayed this story before-but had an ex gf dump me for a guy who put a duffel bag of coke in her trunk unsuspectingly and when she got pulled over she was charged with trafficking and she lost her internship and med school $. Women are constantly in their own way
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@proetrie Women don’t want boyfriends or “partners”. They’re looking for lifestyle pipelines.
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@KILLTOPARTY “Cool age of 30”
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@RobertMSterling Not too far off from my 2017 eclipse experience. I was literally stuck in a bullshit budget meeting. “We’ll reserve time to go watch the eclipse if we can make it through slide 23 in time” Narrator: they did not, in fact, make it through slide 23 in time. Thanks to Dave”
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@libsoftiktok I remember my first grade teacher was the mother of one of best friends of the same age. Married with two other kids. Member of the community. Her husband was the High School football coach. She taught us spelling and basic math. Simpler times. Simpler times it was. 1990.
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@lawrencekingyo I actually legit know a guy who charges 20k to build businesses their websites and he outsources 100% of the workload and keeps about $13k for himself each time. He doesn’t even know how to code…but he sure does know how to sell.
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@botticelli_bod I personally believe the 70’s was our peak as a society/culture in this country. Technology was functional, but everything was mostly analog. No social media. There was still a feeling of freedom and not too much government overreach. You could do bumps of coke on TV. Ahh the 70s
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@OnlyFansPostinL After scrolling through her twitter feed, I couldn’t possibly fathom marrying this girl. 😬
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@AMAZlNGNATURE Idgaf. Donkeys don’t get enough credit. Horses are always celebrated, but the donkey is just a lovable sidekick out there just wanting some love.
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@ywomendeservles “I swear Ive never done this before”
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@milflicker2427 @ycsm1n He is calculating the amount of tweets mentioning his name before this segment even concludes.
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3 years
@lindynomad This mfer is TikToking his way into WWIII. Honestly, if it were available, I’m sure we’d be seeing the same from troops on WWII
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@JoshLekach I was in an all male kickball league years ago that was fun as hell. Tons of ball busting…and then it happened…dude brought his girlfriend…who brought two of her friends…now dudes were showing off and being dorks…then it turned to coed…then it fuckin sucked.
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@SUlam00731161 @LegacyFuel4Ever Yes. A friend of my dad’s married a second time in his late 40’s. Sold a restaurant he owned for substantial $$$ and was divorced less than a year later and now actually works AT the restaurant he sold because he was taken to the cleaners in court. Yikes is an understatement.
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@WomenPostingLs As a man speaking, this isn’t an L tbh. A grind is a grind. An L for her would be if she was caught bragging in one context and showed this picture in the next. This is the harsh reality of putting yourself out there, that’s what this is.
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@SpeedReadDan Imagine posting this and thinking a man who literally gets to select supermodels under a certain age demographic to date at will to join on his mega yacht in the Mediterranean is soy and you’re posting about it on Twitter. 🥴 Terrible take right here
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@eemmanuels4 @historyinmemes I bet this man is protected on the streets too. Nobody mess with the telescope man. Like an unwritten code. This man is important. He shares something much bigger than himself. Protect this gentleman.
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@alpharivelino I’d pause, look at him for a moment and then physically calibrate myself towards her again and continue the conversation with her completely disregarding him. That’s low level vibration shit.
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@KnowUrEnemy3 @NotMyNameWhoU Imagine her debating Kamala Harris?? Now that would be an epic debate.
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@greggeyer @barstoolsports @PatBevPod Height. No fundamentals, but height. That’s how.
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@BENZOTOOIE Imagine scrolling through this thread as a British woman and the comments here are “she’s just British” or “that’s not downs, that’s just what British women look like” 😩☠️
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@SensibleMan001 @MasculinePeak I recently caught myself in a long “talk” with a woman I’m seeing. Immediately felt less of myself. Told her “I need to go”, hung up and didn’t speak to her for an entire week. Therapeutic
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@jerr_rrej I’m 38. 0 tattoos. Was asked on a date about it and I said “why tf do I need tattoos? Every average dude has tattoos, mostly meaningless, it’s not original, I’m original”. She didn’t know what to do with that information. We dated for a while.
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@KILLTOPARTY Once her cat starts to tingle there’s no going back for her. This is where it happens “by accident” when she’s being flirted with her handsome coworker Todd and she’s dripping and next thing you know Todd is piping her in the downstairs copy room.
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@KILLTOPARTY I know exactly what this person looks like without knowing. -soy smile in photos -scraggly facial beard -wears On shoes casually -round glasses -most like rides his bike into town
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@avgmeat 😅😅😅😅 someone’s prepping for a gender reveal in a few months
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@libsoftiktok Most likely jobless, poor, section 8 housing, multiple children by multiple men, no credit. Concerned about completely abstract issues so far of scope she has literally nothing else going on for her.
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@SVNewsAlerts This video DEFINITELY needs to be played on December 31 at 11:59pm as a highlight to 2020. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
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@Morbidful Death penalty is what I’d recommend.
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@JackPosobiec This just goes to show that I really truly don’t have the amount of free time on my hands like I thought I did.
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@alpharivelino Waking up next to the girl on the left will be FAR more satisfying than waking up to the girl on the right.
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@fbgwayno It means the chimichangas from the night before have awoken and are on the move.
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@KILLTOPARTY The fact he’s stuck on a group vacation with him 😬. How do people find themselves in these predicaments with these terrible people in their lives? His wife absolutely hates this man it’s vastly apparent.
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@AreWhiteWomenOK That first response 😬😩😂😂
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@alpharivelino Ross Gellar completely simped an entire generation of males who thought it okay to creepily stalk the pretty girl in their “friend” group. An entire generation of high school and college guys brainwashed into believing Ross Gellar was their game mentor.
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@Isoloto @swoolytv @FrankWhyte @Equal_Fights This entire thread deteriorated dramatically
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@KILLTOPARTY Start sexting with the trainer’s wife
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@ComeOnManPOD The point is she got the “ick” from a serious situation and treated it as if I were putting the burden on her. All I did was tell her what was happening in my life like a normal human. She had a completely inappropriate response.
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@eddydesanti @MillerStream This is the result of day time talk shows (The View), alcohol and delusion of self grandeur. Completely unhinged from reality. Not even really a racial thing, this is a mental health issue.
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@KILLTOPARTY I text a friend of mine “HBD, bud” on his birthday, sometimes on the wrong day every year and his wife told me once im one of his closest friends. It was an honor to hear such a thing. That’s most male friendships.
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@bradkelly The accuracy of this is perfect. Literally worked in a place using 4 separate “HR” software mediums and bi weekly manager meetings were exactly this lol. Goofy industry. People actually go to college for this shit
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@NFL @Patriots @nyjets If NE loses to the Jets with Newton at the helm...2020 has officially made its most devastating statement.
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@OrwellNGoode Not even exaggerating…I live in Mass. and I literally worked with a woman who was granted this for 12 weeks because of “menstrual issues”. Not pregnant, single and was a part timer. Granted full “maternity leave” due to FLMA law. Then she took a vacation and quit.
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@ComeOnManPOD She calls her own father “Jeff”. And there it is right there. Lack of respect for her own father is lack of respect for any guy in her life…in general. She doesn’t like men.
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If you’re a 20-24 year guy and you’re wondering how that sweet girl from your college class is posted in Greece or Italy or any other luxurious vacation while you’re shlubbing at your dads painting business all summer…you’re not gonna wanna know how she got there.
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@alpharivelino “Would you argue with a child?” I repeat this to myself almost daily. I work in a gym and my interactions with beautiful girls has increased significantly and it’s fantastic. I always begin with this mantra “she is like a child” and it’s amazing how the dynamics change.
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@JohnWRichKid There’s people who actually live like this? Sheesh, my life has been so rustic compared to this. Eucalyptus towels? The fuq? I once worked at a place with no toilet paper for 4 months. We had to use spare paper from the copier. And then she’ll marry and move to the burbs
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@GunGnome @hammychez @TNailer51778 That’s what they said about the first planes in WWI and early WWII until Germany cranked out Messerschmitt
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@AdamSinger The bathroom stalls for me. Smh. Worked 5 years in a pseudo corporate hell and the only sad freedom you’d get is go take a shit in the stalls. Someone really put all this together for humans and we all just went along with it. We’re such a soft species
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@SCHIZO_FREQ One of my first lays was a theater girl with huge knockers. I was doing sound. Senior year of high school. I was 17 and she was 15. Ahhh. Theater (a major untapped resource if you’re not gay)
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@GotPickup Look at his profile name 🥴. There’s gotta be a moment where she looks over at him while he’s sleeping with disgust and regret thinking about Chad who lives one state away she saw last month on her business trip. Mucci Wally ain’t it for her. 🥴🥴
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@libsoftiktok Public school systems is where low IQ adults fraternize with teenagers for 7 hours a day.
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@racheline_m @johnroderick You’re a very angry woman. Yikes. 😳. You gathered ALL of that from this story? I gathered his daughter learned determination, basic engineering and yes...some things are earned and there is no entitlements.
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@user84829272 @MrsJamson It’s also the sloppiness of how she’s making it. It just adds to how disgusting it all is.
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@ace_1985 The true value of what a 100% hit looks and feels like. Made it look like a sharp knife cutting through cake. Don’t play fuckin games with a chess master.
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@reecethebrah The irony of a credit score is if you pay it all off 100% and don’t use any of it your score goes down anyway. That was a strange revelation to me a few years ago. Then I started using just one card on a minimal basis and it shot up to about 800 and I get CC offers every month
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@RolfHaltza Male bosses will allow you to execute in peace and will check in periodically for 15 minutes and then won’t talk to you for another 2 months. It’s a fantastic dynamic.
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@missfacto @Morbidful Damn. Months. Ugh. When I was a kid I was playing hide and seek in my neighborhood and hid in a pile of leaves and a patch of seven minute itch…and that lasted hours. I couldn’t imagine months of excruciating pain. Nature doesn’t fuck around
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@jmventurelog I went to HS with someone who dropped out at 16, bought a junker truck and began doing junk hauls-that was nearly 25 years ago. He’s 39 and a multimillionaire from junk hauling. We all goofed on him at first. Those random jobs are the ones people need the absolute most.
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@Zeak_Ninja @dolce65023071 Because two black teens robbed white kids who were selling lemonade. That’s why.
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@Frognation42 @xbtGBH They’re done scamming the entire black community and purchasing million dollar homes in Malibu and doing nothing for the culture except sell out which is entirely telling of the culture in general. In other words…they don’t give one f**k about y’all. At all. At all.
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@empireenjoyer10 “I like girl with bobs and vagene”
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@guideforlovers 5’5”. Dated a former D1 swimmer (ASU) who was 5’10” of pure legs. And it was wonderful. Actually it was a great relationship the two of us. If I hadn’t moved for career purposes I woulda kept it going.
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@Rich_Cooper …Ive been the friend from college “visiting”. Let me tell you…it was a lot better than being the suspicious boyfriend posting on Reddit. That’s all Ive got to say about that.
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@chasesheridan @buccocapital Tell me you don’t have a firm grasp on reality without telling me. Reality is insensitive. Life is insensitive. Stop your belly aching.
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@WomenPostingLs This is why I am a misogynist and mock women every chance I get
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@tyler_mets15 @InternetH0F As a Junior in HS I took this sophomore girl out and we parked and she kissed me and asked if there’s anything she’d like her lips to kiss and I didn’t know what she meant and I said my forehead then I took her home. It was an L that haunted me for years 😩🤦🏻‍♂️
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@GOATof03 @DailyLoud Home studios and the rise of commercial and retail home recording products such as FL Studio have saturated the entire industry too. Everyone’s a producer now.
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@SaycheeseDGTL Parents: these are the people your teenagers are listening to instead of you 🥴🥴🥴🥴
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@PUA_DATING_TIPS “My name is George. I’m unemployed and I live with my parents”
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@DovySimuMMA Idgaf what this video says…that guy is NOT an expert. He looks so ill prepared in general he does not exude “expert energy”. Even a layman can identify an expert, this guy barely looked amateurish. If he were an expert martial artist he would have at least stood his ground.
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@todayyearsoldig Idgaf-these fast food restaurants have the absolute best PR and marketing. Even the McDonald’s Facebook page has me 😅☠️ w some of their posts. And the Wendy’s roasting is 👌. This is wholesome stuff.
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