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A silver lining of our digital age is that you can ask a Habsburg his thoughts on anime girls

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Australian aboriginals when you take your eyes off of them for 0.01 seconds

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>be me >buy new Touhou game >shoot women until they explode >get home and play the game

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Some things are universal

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@yeolfatman Yeah, he's got his own Wikipedia page and all

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Life imitates art

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The existence of Copenhagen implies the existence of Seethenhagen

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"I have a boyfriend" yeah so does he

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"Big if true", "Sad!", "Many such cases!", "So true!"... it just dawned on me, half the language used in these circles comes from Trump

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All of creation seeks the Creator

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"Do catgirls have rational souls" - the greatest thread in the Catholic Answers forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,

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One of the many reasons why Nano is the best Nichijou character

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I firmly believe that "hostile architecture" is incredibly disgusting, and that examples like these should be destroyed.

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On a Discord server that literally does this

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There are two kinds of people

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"That was the last strawberry!" "Scarcity fallacy." "A real friend wouldn't just steal like that!" "No true Scotsman fallacy." "You stupid, selfish glutton!" "Ad hominem."

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They really want to talk about "democracy" and "rights" to people who are now struggling to live their day to day life

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Serious question for Republicans and independents: What would you rather have, $2.50/gallon gas or a democracy?

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You're not a "Taoist China appreciator" you're a homosexual from North Carolina

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This is the endgame for big forehead lovers

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"How would you feel if I had stolen your strawberry?!" "But I already ate my strawberry."

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@donalvantes @NameReccbot Nothing good

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Okay I know how we feel regarding pitbulls. But how about Hispanic pitbulls?

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Guy who opposes Hitler on the grounds that being vegetarian is cringe

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Which group is more racist?

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I'm never sending cute girls to my mutuals again

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You guys *do* watch anime, right?

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"In those days there was no king in Israel: every man did that which was right in his own eyes."

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Anime sends its regards 🤪😏😎

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"Umm being a knight was actually gross and bad" oh yeah? Explain this, libtards!

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What was the context for this image Why was this made

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half of my tl at any given time be like

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"THE MISTRESS could be here" she thought, "she's never gone an hour without food. She could eat ME." Border of Life reverberated her car, even as the cheap sake washed aways her (merited) fear of Yuyuko. "With a car, you can get any food you want." she said to herself, out loud.

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@osakacchi @akarri_

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"Say the line, Cirno." "You gotta learn to... chill out!" "Haha yes! I love this little fairy!"

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The two people that made this site worthwile

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The hardest of choices require the strongest of wills

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I found it. The only PC that can run Windows 9.

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Cute things are cute, and fill the heart with joy

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I am gay. I am trans. I am poor. I am black. I am Ukrainian. I am Palestinian. I am Haitian. I am what I eat.

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I fear worse has come to worst. My grandmother has passed away. Please pray for the repose of her soul, and for my family's wellbeing.

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"You can't spend all evening eating cake and drinking tea!"

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"Be the reason someone leaves this app forever."

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These Catholic men look awfully fruity ngl

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"What kind of women do Catholic men like???" Catholic Men:

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Azumanga fans are wild because they're either the gayest, corniest niggas alive or the type of people who draw stuff like this

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@merda_skalla @AjiadorAjiado @almosta7eel12 @ChadeusI @osakacchi @akarri_

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Women want me Fish fear me Mermaids are conflicted about me

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"Gigachad, don't go! You can't leave me!" "Remember, oh Chud... that all coal... can be turned into a gem..." *BEEEEEEEEEEEP*

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@ReforgedSwordo This reminds me of when GGers would claim it was mostly made up of left wingers. If true, no wonder it failed.

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Dear fumo deniers: if fumos aren't real, then what did I spend all my money on?

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RW twitter discourse is seeping into my anime

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"Execute order six tea six"

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>be me >greek scribe >translating the deeds of Cyrus the Great >have to name the capital city >well it's got persians >and it's a city >"Persepolis" it will be

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Okay so let's say, hypothetically, that we were kings

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In your charity, please pray for the repose of my grandfather's soul. He'd been gravely ill, and he passed away a few hours ago. He was a good man, deeply concerned for his family, and a pious Catholic. I'll miss him.

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「Hello, everyone!」

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Mentally unable to hear the number 6,000,000 in any context without thinking "nah it's 200,000 at most"

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I fear this is a bit selfish but please pray for me. Everything seems to be falling apart right now.

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Good day everyone

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If no woman has ever told you this, you're ngmi!

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"Oooh wholesome anime girlwith a family oooh it's over I'm gonna kill myse-

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In war and in peace, cute things are cute.

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"It's in the best interest of Gensokyo to allow more youkai into the Village, my fellow humans"

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@Juggerbear95 Finally, some good content

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Dear Republicans: if Democrats are the real racists, then why don't my mutuals vote for them?

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The CUTE POSTER finds himself in a MORAL DILEMMA. On the one hand, he posts ADORABLE PICTURES of ANIME GIRLS, thereby INCREASING the WORLD'S BEAUTY. HOWEVER, the CUTER the picture, the LIKELIER it is for his INCEL MUTUALS to COMMIT MASS SUICIDE. Should he keep POSTING?!

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Let me make this perfectly clear. Putin is Junko. The Ukrainian people and all those who stand up for democracy around the world and here in America are Hakurei Reimu, Reisen Udongein Inaba, and the Lunatic Kingdom. Pick your side.

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"He talks like a black man" He's done this precisely once. It didn't end well.

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The reason why I never download wojaks is because they will profane my image files, curated to house only the most immaculate of anime girls.

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Been reading the letters of JRR Tolkien, and one thing that stuck out to me is that the only thing he's referred to as a "universal human right" is the consumption of alcohol.

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"Left wing or right wing, I'm pro violence."

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What did Twitter mean by this

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People are dense

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"Going to the dentist" is a ploy by ZOG to force bright, young men into soyjaking for HOURS at a time. DO NOT FALL FOR IT!!!

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It's my birthday today, lads

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Happy Pearl Harbor Remembrance Day to everyone except Serbia

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Started watching Twin Peaks. Literally every single character in a relationship is either cheating or getting cheated on. The only exception is the autistic police officer and his 60 IQ gf. Much to think about.

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Far right: "Total Ni***r Death!" Far Left: "No Ni***r Death!" Me, an enlightened centrist: "Hmm... how about we do... Partial Ni***r Death?"

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Now I am become Padoru, destroyer of decent AVIs

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Every day, Tolkien's heartfelt loathing of Disney becomes more and more relatable

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A same-sex kiss has been restored in Pixar’s upcoming film #Lightyear following staff uproar over Florida’s ‘Don’t Say Gay’ bill.

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Is it weird that my STEM friend doesn't know how to divide 20 by 4?

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Cute things are cute, and always have cake ready for their birthday!

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Me looking at the anime girls my mutuals retweet

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Being a lawyer is getting paid to argue over the rules of the game

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>Take the autism test >It just describes the things I do all day

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*normal post* 2 likes *normal post with anime girl* 7 retweets 46 likes

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"Oh, I should begome Orthodox? *chuckles* Which one? BEGOME CATHOLIC!" "Oh, I should begome Catholic? *chuckles* I already am. BEGOME ORTHODOX!"

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The Kaiser Story

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>is a nestorian >has never built a nest

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I like how half the cast of Fullmetal Alchemist is made up of war criminals. Makes them relatable in a way not much media can pull off.

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"Master Chief, you mind telling me what you're doing with that band?" "Sir, finishing this song."

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@EduardHabsburg @RedDawn141 @szetoinsitu Got a reply from the Habsburg, got one from the one who asked the question. Now all we need is a reply from the horse girl and the collection's complete.

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my timeline when cirno day arrives

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"His cat was named what? Wow I didn't know that, you just – you're telling me for the first time. He was an amazing cat, what can I say? Belonged to an amazing writer, wether he was racist or not."

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