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Software developer, lover of craft beer and football. War Damn Eagle and #GreenWall

Joined June 2009
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@WarDamnAlto
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7 months
@jules_su Yeah, you have no spine
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@WarDamnAlto
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7 months
@jules_su Present him video evidence to claim your packages? Call the cops? Anything but just shrug your shoulders man. Kinda sad, but hey, you do you
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@WarDamnAlto
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7 months
@jules_su Because you’re enabling criminal behavior, for one? You’re not going to take this discussion in good faith apparently, so that’s all I got for ya. Cheers
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@WarDamnAlto
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1 year
@imbethmccoll You…. You prefer the green one??
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@WarDamnAlto
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4 years
@doralee01 You leaving a man on hold waiting on YOUR options, then upset he moved you to #2 😂😂😂
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@WarDamnAlto
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3 years
@Comedian_Watch @UncleHotep Man, when you said “jeez” I thought you were gonna hit us with Ask Jeeves and I was gonna lose it 😂😂
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@WarDamnAlto
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5 years
They're not gonna keep em outta Heaven tonight. RIP Rod and Paula. War Eagle forever.
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@WarDamnAlto
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4 months
@ryanbdrm @realchinesespy @souljagoytellem This is no way relates to why anyone would know this person. Opening for an artist on tour for half a year, you’re still essentially nobody.
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@WarDamnAlto
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4 years
@jamie__sofia @SheRatesDogs Dude really said that with full confidence, too 😂😂
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@WarDamnAlto
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4 years
What in the Petronella #ikenfell
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@WarDamnAlto
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6 years
@RealSkipBayless The fuck? This was LeBron's worst team since 07, FOH
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@WarDamnAlto
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1 year
@bvbyfacekay That’s how you portrayed this whole story though
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1 year
@dee_perflex @FrostyLockz @juniusvalentine I mean, it’s arguably worse 🤷‍♀️
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@WarDamnAlto
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3 years
@ryanstrug @MichaelaOkla Someone without the stones for Hard Mode
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@WarDamnAlto
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9 months
@SportsGirlSL @ANTIFAldo I have seen MANY a grown adult bark at children. UGA fans are the worst 😂
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@WarDamnAlto
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4 years
@MamaPluto @AITA_reddit You getting DRAGGED here is absolutely fulfilling me 😂😂
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@WarDamnAlto
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6 years
@RealSkipBayless Indiana way underrated. Toronto LITERALLY overhauled themselves to beat Cleveland. Boston played out of their minds at home. CLE should have won, but don't act like people expected 12-0
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3 years
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@WarDamnAlto
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7 months
@jules_su Hope he steals something irreplaceable from you next time =)
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@WarDamnAlto
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4 years
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4 years
@QuirKAnneSnark @AITA_reddit I want to punt this guy into the sun
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@WarDamnAlto
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7 months
@TheWapplehouse @Octavius___Rex @jules_su Nahh, you ain’t ever stepped up in your life 😂
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@WarDamnAlto
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6 years
@MontereyAq Respect you trying to smooth waters, but anyone upset by this needs to literally get over themselves. Don't give them the time of day
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@WarDamnAlto
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2 years
@triviacop @MrBLTs @djvlad So you don’t watch sports, have any hobbies, and you live only to work like a drone. Sounds like a fun life
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@WarDamnAlto
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6 years
@ThatChickenDude @RealSkipBayless This dude not a Lakers fan, just LeBron hater
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@WarDamnAlto
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3 years
@ChronoKatie the content you need
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@WarDamnAlto
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5 years
@Royal_TRP @BRBRASTREISAND @YeahitsNoble Man we were too innocent when it first came on, now there's no way not to hear it 😂😂
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@WarDamnAlto
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6 years
@DonnaDopwell @Paltolich @MontereyAq You're trying to shame a both educational and humorous post because of your over-sensitivity. You're holding back society from growth and you can't see it because you're too deep into trying to defend something that isn't being attacked. So educate me on that
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@WarDamnAlto
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1 year
@Jh_art31 @ComicLoverMari …that’s the problem
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@WarDamnAlto
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4 years
@Daredevilkitty @tofsuwu @YandeRoseBtw Y'all really need to redefine what "attack" means, cause I don't think you have it quite right
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@WarDamnAlto
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6 years
@kendraaaleighh Coming back for seconds
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@WarDamnAlto
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7 months
@Sanco_Cousteau @jules_su THIS!! Homie wants to debate hypotheticals when he has his own hypothetical future neighbor
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7 months
@T3Bracketology T3 you’re the fucking best
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@WarDamnAlto
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5 years
@jupiter_power95 @Hepcat25 @uglyinnewyork @AITA_reddit Wait... So there's a chance this ISN'T a troll??? This is as bad as some of the professor AITA's
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@WarDamnAlto
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7 months
@jules_su Please see my other response to the above thread regarding medicine for another individual he could also be stealing from
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@WarDamnAlto
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5 years
@sheabooskyy Things that have ever impacted someone's life: Not This Episode
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@WarDamnAlto
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1 year
@Shawn_Foss @ChrisHare662 @The_AuthorityQ @PatrickMahomes @Chiefs Exactly!! People seriously don’t understand this, it’s so simple 😂
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@WarDamnAlto
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5 years
@OregonFq @jscottpotter1 And if we played again Auburn by 20. We've improved and Oregon is the same
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@WarDamnAlto
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6 months
@itsmommymaster Yes ma’am!!!!
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2 years
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@WarDamnAlto
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9 months
@BoardGeniuses Nahhh you can’t walk it back like that 😂
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6 years
@Allie_Davison Narrator: "But Allie would get her hopes up, as she did every year..."
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@WarDamnAlto
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5 years
@jupiter_power95 @Hepcat25 @uglyinnewyork @AITA_reddit On behalf of the Male delegation, we offer our sincerest apologies
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@WarDamnAlto
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5 years
@AITA_reddit Soft YTA. I know I'm also in the minority here, but you're choosing your dog over your wife, I'd damn well feel resentment over that too
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5 years
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4 years
@ChronoKatie this gonna be y’all? 😂
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@WarDamnAlto
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9 months
@pastrymascot @SportsGirlSL @kevinonthemoon @ANTIFAldo She tries to walk it back every time 😂😂
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@WarDamnAlto
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5 years
@Heather3E8i8 @MaggietheMezzo @withanaich @AITA_reddit I'm just here loving people throwing out "eviscerate" so much 😂😂
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@WarDamnAlto
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5 years
@sushigal007 @AITA_reddit Agreed. What he actually did (remove someone because you don't like their content): NTA How he posted everything (mention her "tight bod", lack of personality, viewing insta stories,how much he hates babies, that she was into him a decade ago): completely YTA
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@WarDamnAlto
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5 years
@bravespreacher @jessespector The Cooper TD actually put Alabama ahead by 7, Auburn would tie the game late in the 4th and walk off on the Kick Six
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3 years
@JFergusonAU Love to see him owning it. Not apologizing, but accepting he did what he did and got the punishment.
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@WarDamnAlto
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4 years
Oregon Twitter trashing Nix and Auburn over a win against them with Nix, and our natty OVER them 😂😂😂 @PabloEscobarner what does it mean??!
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@WarDamnAlto
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2 years
@IAMBARNINGHARD He’s focused. Having fun. Dare I say…. Dark horse?
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5 years
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3 years
@ByJustinLee The 6 “u”s is just 🧑‍🍳👌
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@WarDamnAlto
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5 years
@SwordOrWhip Only got to play about 10 min before going to my 2nd job tonight, but I'll be killing it tonight!! Love what I've played so far!
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@WarDamnAlto
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6 years
@Not_Big_AL @Mr_Lamont6 @sheabooskyy If you gonna quote facts... Get em right, kid
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2 years
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1 year
@dig6394 You just don’t get it. I don’t think you will. Please seek professional help, twitter can’t fix what’s wrong in your brain. It’s absolutely a double standard. If a woman in this position avoided the men at work but hung out with the women, it wouldn’t be considered 1/2
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@WarDamnAlto
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11 months
@PabloEscoburner Barn cheatin? Can only mean one things… AUBURN IS BACK, BABY!
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9 months
@itsmommymaster Rise and grind!!
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1 year
@kevinscholla @Mike_Pence @KyleBrandt @realDonaldTrump Why would you fumble on purpose…. When you would score a touchdown otherwise?
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@WarDamnAlto
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2 years
@Outlaws Winning a map would be a “game”, winning 3/5 maps is a “match”, and if you were to play Dallas several times in a row and win the majority, that is a “series”
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@WarDamnAlto
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4 years
@QuirKAnneSnark @redditships CBT’d him, this is why you can’t leave Twitter 😂😂
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6 years
@illTechnica @RealSkipBayless "BUT OMG THE WEST IS SO GOOOOD" -skip and everyone else, probably
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7 months
@kativol @jules_su I don’t think confronting someone who stole your packages and expecting them to return them is dialed up to 11. I don’t think calling the cops to resolve it peacefully is 11. Breaking the dude’s door down and taking them by force is 11
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@WarDamnAlto
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6 years
RWBY RTBox came today! What a surprise!!! #rwby
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2 years
@JacobKubie @ESPNFC @ussoccer Do you have some numbers to back that up? I’d watch the womens team over the mens almost every time. Success breeds success
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@WarDamnAlto
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2 years
@seanie_dew @Cennxx Wall of Fresh sweeps on team name alone
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@WarDamnAlto
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10 months
@llHosall @LilUsdi @LadyJayPersists You’re a real tough keyboard warrior aren’t you 🥲
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@WarDamnAlto
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5 years
@ESPNStatsInfo @aggiembk Football and basketball apparently both have a crazy home curse, this is such a weird/fun rivalry with the Aggies
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5 years
@fgethearies @just_a_waif @AITA_reddit No lie I almost misclicked myself and would have been mortified ☠️
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@WarDamnAlto
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1 year
@KiraAfter_Dark @JohnSmi01534541 @MrBobishere @ginnyhogan_ That was absolutely not the flex he thought it was 😂
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@WarDamnAlto
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2 years
@MikeTriplett @WhoDatWesley13 Regardless of me actually zooming in and confirming, I choose to believe it’s the double bird blasters
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@WarDamnAlto
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1 year
@iuntue @king_of_games34 You’re a sad, sad human
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@WarDamnAlto
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8 months
@mclovenxoxo God damn bri
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@WarDamnAlto
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1 year
It’s the simple things sometimes
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5 years
@jessacogs He has the nerve to say things like this after some of the outfits in RWBY???
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1 year
Love a good Aviation!
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@WarDamnAlto
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5 years
@bigcountry__6 @JusCallMeLani Boy til you GO to UGA! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@WarDamnAlto
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1 year
@dig6394 @ptoughkneigh He… doesn’t have to interact with them outside of work? OP states he is courteous and professional while engaging with them at work, just disinterested outside of that. Damned if you do, damned if you don’t…
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@WarDamnAlto
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1 year
Wedding time!
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5 years
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4 years
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3 years
@JohnCinnamon @Jeopardy Had to have been a miscalculation/arrogance, zero benefit to not bidding to eclipse by 1. If you missed it, you were out anyways
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1 year
@thejuiceisgood @IAMBARNINGHARD All jokes aside, the amount of effort the whole damn nation put into nailing Cam and still couldn’t pin it on Auburn…. Wild times
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3 years
And behind the back alley oop JAM 😍😍
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