Phoenix @Wandelakanu_ Twitter profile

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Phoenix

4 years

Lost almost all my recipes because Jack decided to gbabode and I didn't have a backup. I will put all my remaining recipes on a thread. Hopefully lightning won't strike me twice.

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4 months

I decided to step completely out of my comfort zone today. I am making fluffiest Ekuru (white moin moin) and pepper sauce. 🤞

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2 years

@Hogwarts_viktor @JumiaFoodNG You see food abi you no see food ???

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3 years

@DeraOnuh Dem no dey put mouth for boyfriend/girlfriend matter.

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2 years

@Ruphybrown @The_Ronkee God wey part the red sea, na small age reduction He no fit do???

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@Wandelakanu_

4 years

@FoluShaw @Yemihazan Hahahaha!!! Wtf?? If you eat 300 ewa Agoyin opposite my office it is forklift they will use to carry you. 3k for finesse 😄😆

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@Wandelakanu_

3 years

@SLitlhaks @phahlax Read it again, very slowly this time. It will come to you.

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@Wandelakanu_

1 year

@prizyekanem Rice, Wesson Oil, high grade panla, kellogs cornflakes ...

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@Wandelakanu_

2 years

@TheIgboWolf I was on my way to work, rushing to avoid the rain. Unfortunately, small rain touched me and I turned into a pillar of salt.

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@Wandelakanu_

2 years

@Fel_Steve @marrahh2 This part made no sense initially until Chicago mentioned he was a thief... I guess murder/ assassination was new to him. I also want to believe it was intentional from the writer.

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@Wandelakanu_

3 years

@LadiSays @ItsPam_Pam The horse was literally begging for its life.

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7 months

@_Osasu__ Been and being say hi

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3 years

@harrietarthur_x He thought the 'e' was silent

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@Wandelakanu_

4 years

@Lolade4PF @pengmanmodel This app shouldn't be free

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@Wandelakanu_

1 year

@PabloHoggs Your metre right now:

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@Wandelakanu_

2 years

@obiisagirl Make he just dey trek go Narnia like that

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Phoenix

@Wandelakanu_

3 years

@anitaihekweme When he now has "much money" you are in for a treat. Bless his kind soul. Wish I had a younger one 😰

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Phoenix

@Wandelakanu_

3 years

@OGCarterMillsxx Two BRTs** (Ajah to Obalende, Obalende to Alausa), two big gala + one big Fanta -> N26,600 saved.

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@Wandelakanu_

2 years

@_oluwarotimi @tundeglasses Area G??? No be Agarawu family house be that?? You see am ?

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2 years

@sojourner000 ✌️

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2 years

@fik_ayo_ @chemicalbrodar After eating maize and cassava for 9 months

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@Wandelakanu_

2 years

@mxndxyluv @olaseni_aa You will probably have to pay a fine of 10k for breaking the shell 😃😃

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@Wandelakanu_

2 years

@whereisST_ @fernandinho @IEruona TF is wrong with you??? He's not dead mate 😄😄😄

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@Wandelakanu_

2 years

@JustGeoUK E sure me die, you just ate a Pteranodon

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@Wandelakanu_

2 years

@_bedge Na this guy mumu pass for the series

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Phoenix

@Wandelakanu_

3 years

@janetheeesq The fact that I don't know if you are talking about meat or meat

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Phoenix

@Wandelakanu_

3 years

@Chesney_1995 @EthanXL_ Go home Jack. You are drunk or bad at maths or both.

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@Wandelakanu_

3 years

@thouartifeoma Two lil black birds sitting on the wall. Nwannem Peter, nwannem Paul

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Phoenix

@Wandelakanu_

2 years

@PostinorTwo @stephenoflyf If she come give you N500k, she go detach am whenever she dey comot.

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@Wandelakanu_

2 years

@fred_beatrice @TheIgboWolf Looks like he wan transform

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Phoenix

@Wandelakanu_

3 years

@Odogwu_Nomso @Dammoo__ Which meal?? They said 12 courses, you will go home and eat your meal.

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Phoenix

@Wandelakanu_

1 year

@ayodeji_og Nice try Pablo.

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@Wandelakanu_

3 years

@ladeepee @instablog9ja Wedding night that we will be counting money

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@Wandelakanu_

2 years

@Drwhales_ When did you people update this list again ?? 🤣🤣

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Phoenix

@Wandelakanu_

2 years

@Wizarab10 Lol, I have done it atleast 5 times. Only one came out as AA, I discarded it immediately. I have always known since I was a kid that my genotype was AC.

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@Wandelakanu_

1 year

@abdullahayofel What in the name of space trooper is this?

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@Wandelakanu_

1 year

@Jaynaija A bit of everything ✌️

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@Wandelakanu_

2 years

@Rukkyroyce @DavidHundeyin Death by hanging.

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@Wandelakanu_

3 years

@fvckgotti @DeraOnuh and his partner is a lady old enough to make decisions for herself.

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Phoenix

@Wandelakanu_

3 years

@Seunolu7 @jhesudunsin It is only hostile to people who want it to be hostile to them. If you get what I mean.

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Phoenix

@Wandelakanu_

3 years

@yeankhar How much for this one?

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@Wandelakanu_

2 years

@edetwillie @drpenking 🤨

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@Wandelakanu_

3 years

@SLitlhaks @phahlax Bhuhahaha!!! You are incorrigible

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2 years

@LFC_nino @TalkOfTheKop_ Trust me, I won't lie to you

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Phoenix

@Wandelakanu_

2 years

@premiumkabon You guys looking at each other.

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Phoenix

@Wandelakanu_

4 months

Bon appetit 👌 It tastes even better than it looks

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Phoenix

@Wandelakanu_

3 years

@tolutronics @KR3Wmatic I have lots of questions. What is the essence of this assault? Does this in any way ensure the students understand/assimilate/learn better? Is this the best way to discipline* students? Are their guardians/ parents aware they are manhandled in a place of learning*?

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@Wandelakanu_

2 years

@_deyemi Wetin we carry, wetin we throw??

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Phoenix

@Wandelakanu_

2 years

Magwaya and Wasiu during training tomorrow

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Phoenix

@Wandelakanu_

4 years

@kxlechi On the field our heads are falling As we lose our inhibition Celebration, it eludes us Every good team, they can beat us

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Phoenix

@Wandelakanu_

1 year

@MrBlackOG Captain Jack Sparrow

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Phoenix

@Wandelakanu_

2 years

@AnfieldWatch Salah Assisted Diaz Mane Assisted Salah Diaz Assisted Mane

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Phoenix

@Wandelakanu_

1 year

When serious clubs were focusing on tactics. Chelsea FC:

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Phoenix

@Wandelakanu_

3 years

@_bubblxs Coutinho coming to training on Monday

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@Wandelakanu_

3 years

@iluvonyxbby 😑

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Phoenix

@Wandelakanu_

3 years

@lekanfilaa What do you expect from a unilag alumnus?

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@Wandelakanu_

3 years

@thatuniqueniga2 @Dabia_Smyth @czide_v For that offence alone he doesn't deserve to eat home cooked meals 😂😂

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Phoenix

@Wandelakanu_

1 year

@AnfieldEdition @footyinsider247 Klopp would rather play Milner than start Arthur for reasons best known to him.

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Phoenix

@Wandelakanu_

1 year

@MrBlackOG Take 2

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Phoenix

@Wandelakanu_

2 years

@NetflixNaija Ahhhh!!!! So it is not palazzo jiggy

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Phoenix

@Wandelakanu_

4 months

Whoop whoop!!!!

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Phoenix

@Wandelakanu_

1 year

@Naija_PR Sex before marriage is actually essential. You don't want to end up with a nympho or a frigid partner because you failed to do your due diligence.

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@Wandelakanu_

1 year

@Teniola__YBNL Portable : Boss, let's work on something Asake:

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@Wandelakanu_

3 years

@ugo_deboss @ogheneyxle Say bandits don carry him wives and sheep comot. Make you come assist am pursue them.

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@Wandelakanu_

2 years

@Elkrosmediahub Maggi onirawo dey this food. Keep cooking sir

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@Wandelakanu_

1 year

@anwuxia To the church in Okokomaiko, calvary greetings from the church in Damascus, grace and peace to you from God. You people have lost your way and are unrepentant... the thunder of God will fire all of you

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@Wandelakanu_

1 year

@prizyekanem

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Phoenix

@Wandelakanu_

2 years

@yesSteriio @tisblvckoreo Jeez!!! I read this twice to be sure it wasn't a typo 🤣🤣🤣

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2 years

@haysal @JajaPhD

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@Wandelakanu_

3 years

@dawn_immanuel If no be condition me sef suppose join them.

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@Wandelakanu_

3 years

@dele4CH @Xuri_ 😄😄

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Phoenix

@Wandelakanu_

1 year

@AnfieldWatch Agent Maguire, please run this for us.

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@Wandelakanu_

3 years

@Dextutu @Imoteda 😨

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Phoenix

@Wandelakanu_

3 years

@SMiTHiE___ @Ikennachukwu17 You think??? This is a new low, shameless doesn't even begin to describe this. Whenever you think you have seen the peak of shamelessness on this bird App another person climbs another mountain.

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Phoenix

@Wandelakanu_

2 years

@BlaqBonez Last few seconds got him like...

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@Wandelakanu_

1 year

@KeonM_ My ovaries...

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Phoenix

@Wandelakanu_

1 year

@Naija_PR Like these...

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Phoenix

@Wandelakanu_

1 year

@instablog9ja "We love each other," but dem use rope tie its mouth. How will it say "I do" now??

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Phoenix

@Wandelakanu_

2 years

@ronniebee3 This guy bleach tribal mark join, nawa o

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Phoenix

@Wandelakanu_

2 years

It's been a min. Yam fries with air fried cinnamon chicken wings glazed with classic barbecue sauce & Jack Daniel's barbecue glaze. ✌️

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Phoenix

@Wandelakanu_

1 year

@MrBlackOG Wolverine

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Phoenix

@Wandelakanu_

10 months

@arojinle1 @Certified_Diam You did what?

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Phoenix

@Wandelakanu_

4 months

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Phoenix

@Wandelakanu_

1 year

@sledge_baba Baba ti re le. How he went from a state of relevance to irrelevance on this street should be studied.

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Phoenix

@Wandelakanu_

3 years

@its_agapelove @ManLikeOG @Letter_to_Jack with their Ghana Must Go bags

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Phoenix

@Wandelakanu_

2 years

@vibes__N I took a bus a while back, kept hearing an odd clicking sound. When I finally decided to look properly I realised the driver was using a contraption to depress both the accelerator and the brake whilst steering with his left hand. The driver had no LEGS!!!!!!!!! Mo fo!!!

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Phoenix

@Wandelakanu_

2 months

Mega City, my fine brown ass. I left the office at 5:00pm yesterday and got home at exactly 12:10am this morning. It's 8:12am now and I am back at work. I am so happy to be back at work, in fact I am delirious with joy.

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Phoenix

@Wandelakanu_

3 years

@TundeTASH @TheRealEtinosa Emigrate but my final answer is...

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Phoenix

@Wandelakanu_

2 years

@Naija_PR I know this one, I know this one!!!

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Phoenix

@Wandelakanu_

3 years

Motor finally JAMB* his egungun

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Ex-JAMB registrar has been arrested for alleged N900million pencil and eraser fraud

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Phoenix

@Wandelakanu_

3 years

My kinda range!!! Take four...

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Phoenix

@Wandelakanu_

1 year

Here you go...

Muna💻

@___Muna_

1 year

Please if you're seeing this, quote/reply this tweet with a food picture, I want to check something.

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Phoenix

@Wandelakanu_

2 years

@Oyelarantolu @PeterObi I just need a woman who would look at me the way Sowore is looking unabashed at Obi

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Phoenix

@Wandelakanu_

8 months

@xygort My dad introduced me to JHC when I was in secondary school. I read about 91 books before I moved to Robert Ludlum & Sidney Sheldon. The vulture is a patient bird and have this one on me are still my favorite books.

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Phoenix

@Wandelakanu_

3 years

@FKAkai_ @brooklyynbaby_ Landlady says hi