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6 months

@lANZAlNAL Entah2 T-rex pernah pakai utk garu belakang

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@meinmokhtar I feel bad for him until dia ckp nak cari bini lain utk besarkan anak. Kaw2 anon burukkan bini sebagai alasan utk bebini 2. Gatal bijik sgt nak kawin 2.

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@fahmiifaizal_ Mcm ni la jadi kalau bapa2 mencuba utk bersuara dalam whtsapp group.

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@meinmokhtar Ramai lelaki muda kt ofis aku kahwin and im telling u, hidup diaorg berubah 360° ye. Daripada suka lepak2 & buang masa kt luar, diaorg dh focus dgn anak bini. Teman bini check up anak etc. kalau masih x puas hidup bujang, postpone dulu niat kahwin sampai u btol2 committed

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@brgsjks Kamoka pemenang. Yg sorang lagi dh lama kalah bila dia ungkit pasal QR code. Dia mcm dh xde point nak lawan, so dia guna personal matter utk attack. Booo

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1 year

Tak tinggi mcm korang yg penting sihat.

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9 months

Beli barang utk Christmas semalam. Abang kedai tu panggil aku 'Hot stuff' pastu dia bagi aku diskaun kaw-kaw then tulis no hp dia kt resit. Dekat blkg no tu dia tulis 'Bi'. Aku confuse, dia cuma tau cakap English je ke camne?

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@AydaKhalyda Main character syndrome. Ni kalau kau bawak pegi event, mesti dia rasa terpaling lawa, cool dan on-trend.

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@anisssurayaaa Takyah rapat sgt dgn orang. Rakan kerja bukan your soulmate walaupun makan semeje tiap hari

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10 months

Gambar bogel aku tersebar sbb aku refused to meet up dgn a sex addict. Semua coursemates yg bkwn dgn aku di FB dh tengok gambar tu sbb time gambar tu tersebar, aku masih belum bangun. Lambat tau & lambat report.

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@ZakwanHasni Nak bagi awarenesses yg nobody asked pun. Pastu tunjuk aib anak sendiri.

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1 year

Terpaling discreet di alam semesta.

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1 year

@brgsjks Aku ada sorang kawan yg literally beli every merchandises yg SB offers regardless of their prices. Aku pun X paham dgn people punya obsession utk miliki benda yg overpriced mcm tu. Maybe utk kepuasan but damn, just use the money for something more worthy laa

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@hyukailand Maybe if dia rephrased to ''Aku tak penah makan nasi bujang. Paling miskin pun aku makan meggi je''.. idk

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6 months

@izkirr Even pun kalau sifilis boleh dirawat, doesn't mean u boleh main w/o protection. Plus, u sound irresponsible & selfish. U under rawatan but still proceed main, tanpa protection plak tu. Kalau x kesiankan diri, at least kesiankan la abg tu and partners dia di kemudian hari.

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@rafie_invest @meinmokhtar Aku x paham dgn hg ni. Hg dtg majlis org, kena la ikut atur cara org. Kalau x dpt ikut atur cara org, stay at home je la. Payah btol ke? Ni mesti jenis pegi majlis org nak melahap makanan je pastu lepas kenyang balik. Takde adab.

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@meinmokhtar 3 bulan x bersetubuh but bila diajak, mcm2 alasan, tandanya dia dh kenyang bersegama di luar. Tak caya, try to investigate his phones.

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1 year

One thing about me: I am an approachable person that most of the time people would get a little too comfortable around me.

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@meinmokhtar It's sad that we have to resort to these kinds of ways to accommodate people's lack of common sense.

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@shzmn___ Tak skrg ni mcm mana dia nak proceed with a police report or mahkamah kalau hutang tu adalah duit kutu? Bukannya ada black & white. Plus, amalan kutu tu haram sbb denda tu riba.

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@Dapoq_pdot Aku sampai skrg pun tak dpt grasp rational diaorg cuma lap burit dgn tisu kering lepas berak. Kalau pakai tisu basah, okay la lagi. Tisu kering tu spreadingkan lagi taik tu kt burit kot. Mcm kau lap sos atas meja. Bau dia tetap ada. Yuck

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1 year

Not new to Twitter but hey

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@thiswaythat11 @InsaneContext @FadeHubb I mean if u sent nude to someone, u would be anticipated their reaction. No?

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10 months

@twtsecretsmy Ramai ye. Especially yg dh ada pasangan halal. Yg bini org skandal dgn laki org. Tak kurang jugak yg skandal dgn intern. Dh jadi lubuk dosa ye

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@PeopleLackin What does he mean by "Its me, bro''. Like, is he his uncle or ish?

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10 months

@IniAlalalannn Sadly, x ramai bepikiran mcm ni. Kita dh terbiasa jadi hamba kerja sampai nak bercuti pun rasa bersalah takut kerja bertimbun, takut kena kecam etc.

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@user0725777 Dude be marry his wife for the 2nd time once he reached home.

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4 months

@meinmokhtar Tapi kan, not even once mcm agak obvious laki dia x favor family bini dia. But then, sapa la kita nak hakimi hal mcm ni. Ntah2 ada konflik ke apa kan

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1 year

@brgsjks Dh la muka awam, perangai plak tak berapa nak sivil. Sila terjun ke dlm parit

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@IniAlalalannn Fasha ni dh kategori vampire.

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7 months

@DelinaMeliora NO. Dia terlalu naif dan senang kena manipulate. Sekali dua, its okay. Kalau dh more than that (5 times dah kan?), its simply a fool of her to stay and to have faith. Dia membenarkan maruah dia dipijak. Wake up, get up and leave.

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@update11111 Or kalau jalan jem takyah la nak ride laju sgt.

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1 year

@pedoqpop Sbnrnya mereka semua dh meninggal. Roh mereka masih berlengar di dlm rumah pusaka keluarga sebelah mak cik dia.

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10 months

@meinmokhtar Laki yg wear shorts paras peha skit lagi nak nampak kantung bijik lazimnya gay. So, elakkan la selagi boleh.

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1 year

@thisainaaa I think most of the eerie experiences bukan sbb 'benda' tu. Yg on lagu melayu tu mungkin penghuni lain. Mana tau kot diaorg suka dengar lagu melayu. Bunyi air kt bilik mandi probably one of the penghuni and dia x jawab sbb u bukan kwn dia. Then cermin jatuh tu mungkin sbb tetolak

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@MALAYSIAVIRALLL Kesian tengok bebudak baya anak buah aku hidup mcm ni. Diaorg tak mintak pun lahir dlm keadaan mcm tu. Semoga satu hari nanti ada pihak yg dpt jaga dan bentuk bebudak ni.

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@ricxxxkiddo Paham maybe dia nak turap the whole road tapi asal korek bahagian yg elok terlebih dulu? Asal tak repair bahagian yg btol2 nazak tu dahulu?

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1 year

@SuaraSengau @BuletinTV3 Still bukan lesen utk dia bakar asrama yg ragut 19 nyawa.

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@Januarhaikal All those people and effort but still tak nampak hindi.

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1 year

@ijaellyza She should've just shut her mouth sbb sekali kalau laki tu petik nama dia dlm kes ni, abis anak beranak. Tak berkait or berkait, kalau nama dh kena petik, mmg tarnished gak. Normal people would shut up kalau related with a murderer, tpi dia dgn mak dia canang 1 donia puji killer.

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10 months

@sunflwrsuu Jenis yg baran ni mmg celaqa ye. Tak boleh rasa inconvenience skit. Terus triggered & membebel depan penumpang. Terutama pak cik pak cik.

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@twtsecretsmy Kalau u jumpa lelaki yg mmg niat doa pure utk jadikan u teman hidup, all those flaws takkan jadi masalah. In fact, akan jadi penambah seri. Yes, lelaki-lelaki yg punyai pure intention masih wujud.

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@MisrawatiMasri Semoga diberikan kesembuhan. Utk semua, tolong tunggu laundry di dlm kereta. Jgn tunggu di dlm laundry. Make sure kereta berkunci. Then, elakkan laundry yg terpencil & takde org. Pilih laundry bersebelahan kedai.

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@twtsecretsmy I penah crushed dgn cikgu time sekolah menengah. Sampai i sanggup nak pinjam novel dia sbb tau kt novel tu ada phone no dia. Aku bukannya suka membaca pun. Bila dia bgi pinjam, dia dh padamkan no phone tu dgn liquid paper. Sadisss siak hahah

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@tuzirosyx @FearedBuck So cringe ew

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1 year

Ini semua salah Sajat. Aku mengidam kuih seri muka lepas dia nangis makan kuih ni kt sana.

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10 months

@theereal_one Colleagues aren't your friends no matter how close y'all are during office hours.

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@pedoqpop Eating ass in public is wild

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10 months

@meinmokhtar Kalau dh cringe tu, xyah la suka. Pegi cari ya x cringekan awak

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7 months

@twtsecretsmy Bela kucing. On another note, mentaliti tak nak kahwin is common skrg. So, takyah risau or terkilan kalau org keep on tanya & pushing u to get married. Lambat laun diaorg akan tired to ask.

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@iamazrulanuar Yg duk blkg dia tu semua geng semalaun si Aina. Of coss la diaorg buat narrative mcm tu.

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10 months

@faIiqfahmie She thought she did sumn

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@meinmokhtar Laki biawak hidup. Duk umah 24 jam berhidup dgn duit pencen org tua. What do u expect from a guy with too much free time like that? Mmg sah la dia layan benda2 mcm tu. Dlm otak dia cuma porn and nudes je weh. Mental rosak. Sila percepatkan cerai pls.

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1 year

@kysb4dly Lol ni ke? I ss sbb i nak membahan ngan member sbb pelik semacam je. Nampak sgt sumbat something dlm spenda. Nak kencing viewers pun agak2 la skit.

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@twtsecretsmy 2 tahun? Damn i feel bad for the husband. I hope husband u tak mkn luar la. But kalau ada pun, can't say much.

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@twtsecretsmy This is actually disturbing

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10 months

@twtbiy Tak aku x paham. Bini dia cakap dia mmg dh lama menjanda. Pastu dia marah2 plak laki dia bawak perempuan masuk umah. Pastu, asal plak perempuan tu tetiba muncul bawak botol susu? Nanny kepada anak mereka ke?

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@ipanstar I don't get the hype of Uniqloo. Design pakaian diaorg outdated and extremely overpriced.

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@twtsecretsmy You sound sad. Idk man but marriage doesn't promise you with a good life. It is a gamble. You have a very stable life; Handsome income with necessary assets. Why would you want to destroy the comfort and happiness that u are in now?

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1 year

@ddgafdat @mmimims Now why is this so funny lmao

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5 months

@frazi_mj Types of gays u should avoid at all cost: 1. This guy

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@tompocophone @Injang_Nation Aku sekali tengok pun dh tau benda tu tak betol. Tak faham mcm mana 600k followers tu semua boleh anggap content dia tu actually elok.

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@helmihaqiem He smiles with his eyes too. A wholesome individual

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1 year

@faIiqfahmie It's true... Most of my Malay friends admit sndiri and they are actually proud of admitting it. Bagi mereka, minum alcohol is jantaness peak.

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10 months

@fatyhaxx Kahwin lepas habis sekolah mmg risiko ye

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10 months

@EreenaUngku Ramai aku jumpa yg dh ada bini anak 3. Straight act gler. But main dgn lelaki kt blkg bini. Mmg x expect langsung diaorg gay. So ladies, don't be too comfortable. Its good to be sus sometimes.

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@pmx_terbaik @tjerealjoker Aku tak paham btol org yg keep on saying 'Ini kan anak sedare dia'... Common sense taruk kt pale lutut ke apa? What makes u think it is okay to do that to ur niece dgn background music cinta mcm tu?

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@hanifnayl Ada je gay couples yg hidup bersama sampai ke tua. X ramai but memang ada. But pasangan mcm ni diaorg x flex kt socmed bahagia diaorg. Yg flex hidup berkapel ni selalunya just fwb or geli2 relationship je.

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1 year

We would like to call upon Mr. Sajat to give her special remark on the Increase of Rice's price in Malaysia. Mr. Sajat, please.

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@twtsecretsmy Toksik gler. Jenis pick-me sgt. Good that u dh remove them from your circle.

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1 year

@LVGIF Sbb tu la aku x penah nak masuk industri ni sbb sedar diri ada buat benda x elok in the past and present. Bila2 masa je org boleh lingkupkan kalau org dh knl. Kalau jenis mudah koyak, just stay off the spotlight. Hidup je mcm kebiasaan.

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@zlysr_ghzl Tbh i dh kerja kt agensi ni for 5 years and if ppl asks me what our agency is doing, i simply generalise it in awkward way sbb i serious x tau how to simplify it.

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@FIZITHEGREAT Weh, the amount of bully enablers in the comment section is scary.

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@malissaali Aku x baca habis but i believe pelaku tu tak lain tak bukan is your CAT kan?

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@Laylaarissa @faIiqfahmie Not you showing the video of all of them sounding so bad

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@ciraplaici @nshrffi Naurrrr

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@ketengahketepi Filem ni could be the horror of the year sbb jalan cerita sangat original tapi sayang sekali diaorg tak explore betol2. It's just tiba2 stopped there. They could do much more with this.

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1 year

: Hg dh ada gf ke? Blom. Single lagi ni. : Laa, muka mcm ni pun blom ada gf ke? Stress kadang2. Tpi tu la, sengih je la mampu sbb mmg x tau nak jawab apa dh.

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@aliffshanusi I still don't see how charging all kinds of taxes toward businesses actually benefits the Rakyat. We are struggling with high living costs already and now this. We are doomed.

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@twtsecretsmy Since u bru lagi kt sana, tolong jgn bergaul or berkawan dgn dia. Set boundaries, just liaise dgn dia strictly for work matter. Kalau awal2 dh tunjuk perangai mcm tu, trust me... Makin teruk dia kenakan kau kalau u proceed to befriend her.

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@AfiqMahadhir @ruffnazir @fmtoday @anwaribrahim No it's not. Soalan dia takde nak triggered anyone.

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@TribecaJack @meinmokhtar Kelas pandidikan persis tadika? Yes, been there. Waste of time and resource yeee

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