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@PostinorTwo

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Joined April 2016
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2 years
Last Babe wey dash me 20k nearly take my penis as souvenir.
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3 years
Make we open GoFundMe, dey travel one by one with raffle draw.
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3 years
Nobody is replying me in family group chat, abi Dem do DNA for my back?.
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4 years
Adieu papa, since you want to act dead @jidesanwoolu
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4 years
I planned to save 2 million by December, it is remaining 2 million for the money to complete.
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3 years
That's why I don't ask who owns this pussy during sex, ashabi I know it's just my turn, oya kodi.
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4 months
Public schools get OT sha, if senior beat your classmates. There will be war on Friday by 1pm prompt.
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2 years
They fixed AC where he was buried because they were so sure he wasn't going to heaven.
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I remember paying a teacher’s taxi fare back to Oyó town. She came to beg someone in Ibadan for money and she couldn’t get the person. Ajimobi was wicked.
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3 years
Bumbum in hand 🤲
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Dat coconut head
3 years
Bumbum in palazzo or bumbum in jeans?.
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4 years
Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for another protest. A bigger one to be precise.
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2 months
And dapo abiodun is collecting awards for best governor.
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Asa, Ogun Community Where Women Travel To Neighbouring Benin Republic For Potable Water
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4 years
Aunty Kemi Olunloyo please tell me my future.
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4 months
We fit no win oh but casualties go dey walai 😂
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4 years
Me as a therapist : wanna smoke? Cause I'm rolling one.
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3 years
Do you miss this pussy? Amina my stocks for this company small nau don't wine me.
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3 years
That's why you fuck ladies with big bumbum with so much anger because you know your fellow man is spreading that ass apart like mayonnaise.
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3 years
Your vote for APC in 2023 is a support for the Lekki massacre. Know this and know peace.
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4 years
Happy birthday to me. ❤🥰🕺🎶😊
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2 years
Fear Ibadan women, dem too dey over kaku.
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3 years
If I tell them I have sold one of the family properties,I trust them to do MTN midnight calls with me.
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4 years
Depression has peaked in Nigeria.
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3 years
Ladies and gentlemen we are now supporting a new team in Czech republic "FK ústí nad labem" #IkugarToTheWorld
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3 years
@chiefgaddiel Even though,even though.
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3 years
Or make we throw dice? Your choice.
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4 years
Happy birthday to me
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3 years
This picture should be titled "Hope"
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@Tunde_OD
Tunde Onakoya
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After two intense weeks of chess lessons in the slums of Makoko, we held a tournament to test their understanding of the game and celebrate their excellence. The miracle child with Cerebral palsy Fredinard Won with a phenomenal performance. A star is born.
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3 years
You're so wet, fuckkk.
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4 years
One idiot Chelsea fan kept ordering 1 big Guinness after each goal for me, I drank in tears.
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Squawka
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ON THIS DAY: In 2014, Chelsea recorded their biggest ever win against Arsenal in Arsene Wenger’s 1,000th Premier League game. A day to forget. 😳
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3 years
Not sure who needs to read this but Isaiah 60:20 says "when the time is right, I the Lord, will make it happen." Be at peace, your life is in God's hands.
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4 years
Getting paid to promote Nigeria at 60 only for container to fall on you while visiting your parents in sango or trigger happy sars shoots you for dressing nice on your way to surulere.
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3 years
When @TheAjibolaGrey is your charge and bail lawyer.
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2 years
Ajiombi won't die well.
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4 years
We wey dey egbeda no hear anything? Naso rapture go take happen leave mandem.
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3 months
@_t3ga Wasn't talking about juniors
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Look at your bumbum, can it cause fight?
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6 months
LMAO Rain beat me I run enter one fine shop for igboshere only to find out it's a coffin shop 🥲
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4 years
If you spit in my mouth during sex you will wake up in Igbobi.
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4 years
+1 grateful. 🎈
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3 years
Soil testing and analysis Piled foundation works Building constructions Geophysical survey for water. If you need any of these services kindly contact us via DM.
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4 years
Shmood;
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2 years
Anybody wey hug me now i fit kiss am for neck.
@pyjama_ceo
Edmund of the Big Bag
2 years
This is me and why I stopped hugging people. Hugged a guy once and he moaned. That’s when I knew Nigerian men have been starved of affection.
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3 years
You both played together, too bad you fell off in the slums of Benin selling igbo.
@the_lateefah
Fine Apple 💞
3 years
Finidi George is now Enyimba's coach 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
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3 years
Because a bumbum in hand is worth two inside palazzo.
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3 years
Even if the whole Bayern Munich team agrees to play soft against Barcelona, Thomas muller will not.
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2 years
Mbappe against Trent would be classified as war crimes.
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4 years
One day we will talk about bank officials alerting police officers about customer transactions. #EndSARS
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In everything you do, don't ever get arrested on Friday evening 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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4 years
Rabbana atina fid-dunya hasanatan wa fil Aakhirati hasanatan waqina 'adhaban-nar.
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You, your real daddy and daddy GO dey craze.
@pdanielolawande
PDaniel Olawande
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BUT LET ME WARN EVERYONE THAT CURSES DADDY GO @PastorEAAdeboye , THAT WE ARE MEEK AND QUIET DOESN'T MEAN WE ARE FOOLS OO, IF YOU PROVOKE US FURTHER BY CURSING OUR FATHER WE WILL COME FOR YOU, YOU WILL BE SHOCKED THAT WE ARE NOT FEW. OUR FATHER IS NOT YOUR TOOTHPICK OOO.
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4 years
Drank agbo 1200, came under 2 minutes. should i go and fight or not?
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4 years
"E shock you say I no interact with your tweets again? No vex, I don mute you"
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3 years
Sadiq go outside and touch grass, you can eat small while at it.
@sadiqdankabira
uncle sadeeq
3 years
1USD is 530 Naira you cannot have a 1USD meal in America, England, dubai, saudi Arabia and other countries. But you can eat to your satisfaction with 500 Naira in Nigeria.
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4 years
If I'm looking at you like this, mo fe do e baje ni.
@freefedbaby
PREACH 🥇🏌🏾🛖
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Bomboclaatttt!
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5 years
Use nepa money play 5 odds, the thing cut like sekere 😭😭😭
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4 years
Happy 30th birthday to me, send me dollars dears.
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6 years
@benmurraybruce How much is your salary sir? 13.5 million per month if am not mistaken,yet minimum wage is still 18,500. oriyin ti buru sir.
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8 years
@Jaykaduru loooool I don't understand igbo but I guess dad was asking for straw right?
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3 years
If you don't call me fine boy, those ladies at Allen Avenue will.
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3 years
I like a soft girl. No de do hard girl near me abeg.
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4 years
I won't finish in Jesus name.
@BROWNIE__XX
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Postinor 2 go finish for Lagos tomorrow
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4 years
being the broke friend is crazy, you want to make up for lack of money every time.
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2 years
Atiku has been contesting since 1993, do you understand what desperation is? Same as bubu too.
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2 years
@amari4felicia Person laugh dey annoy you? Nawa.
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3 years
Staying alone is fucking boring most times.
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3 years
So stressed I forgot my birthday ❤️
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4 years
I miss you but fuck you.
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Seriously why are igbo tenants hard to manage? This man owed 2 years rent and electricity bills and still spoilt the apartment when leaving.
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Who gave the order for 20 oct 2020?
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Genuinely tho, why do you women get drunk and start crying?
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4 years
Because you shared your heartbreaks on the TL doesn't mean that guy you like now won't do worse, brace yourself.
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2 years
Unemployment in other states is one of the reason Lagos is crowded.
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2 years
Eni ori yo, odi abroad.
@5L1M_
 SLIM 
2 years
Iya to ma jeh ori wa ti tinubu ba wo le peren
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4 years
Until you @ me, you're subbing your father.
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@blvc_rose Spent money meant for gloves so didn’t perform for end of the year party,I still feel pains from that beating 😂
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Lol it's a 50/50 I think. From their tweets you will definitely know people wey go move mad if things go south.
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2 years
Who else noticed people with good hearts are always unlucky in relationships??
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4 years
Tbh I have nothing to offer apart from penis and vibes.
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3 years
Rain please stop.
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So Hakimi wife is 36? Wow.
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This politicians know the right things to do, they are just extremely wicked.
@yabaleftonline
YabaLeftOnline
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Lagos releases impounded vehicles to owners free of charge
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3 years
I'm big on revenge, e fit just take time I will do my own back.
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4 years
To Niggas going through a lot but can't show it because of expectations, Better days ahead Kings ❤
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3 years
If you Keep liking my tweets, you gon end up like this.
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2 years
Horrible bosses dey look face Sha, if you see your intern dey smoke igbo during breaks e sure me say you no fit send am to buy Amala.
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4 years
I hope it's not out of my 6500?
@AfricaFactsZone
Africa Facts Zone
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Keystone Bank donates N1 billion to combat Coronavirus in Nigeria.
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Writing CV for my guy...Baba no get job experience. So I added 4yrs experience as 'Data analytics and Forecast Expert' because of sportybet.
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3 years
And landmark prices are outrageous, how is 2 snails 6k. Make I kuku go chop my woman snail for house.
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Better days are coming 🥂
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Bella shmurda is good.
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3 years
Sports betting CEOs tonight:
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Until you get to that point, you can never understand why people commit suicide.
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5 years
I’m pregnant for you bro.
@volqx
Volqx
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Alhamdulillah ☀️💫🌙🍫
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