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1 year

Btw if you expect serious things from my accounts, you will be sorely disappointed. I can't be serious the whole day in the office, in court, in meetings et al et al then come here and be serious. Balance!

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@SteeNyamu

26 days

It's cheaper to replace an ATM card.

Huduma Kenya

@HudumaKenya

27 days

Get your lost ID replaced at a Huduma Centre near your with only Ksh 1000 bob. Contact us on 1919 for any enquiries

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@SteeNyamu

1 month

Unanipigia simu kuniambia nidelete tweet ama utanitoa kwa panel yenyu. Madam that company you work for is going down, they took out their own insolvency proceedings. Unaongea mavi na begining of July hakuna mshahara?!! MAKACHIETH! Nie ndire nyukwa! #RejectFinanceBill2024

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@SteeNyamu

1 year

Where did you get enough electricity to steal a Kenyan video?

Yanga

@Yanga_Co

1 year

Alot is happening in Joburg 🤦‍♂️

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@SteeNyamu

10 months

He has everything going for him! The day they murdered that cop hapo Lang'ata is the day his days became numbered. Cops even told the folks that hata wamtoe Nairobi bado watammaliza. That weekend they dropped half his crew. The next week they dropped his boy Dantez.

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@SteeNyamu

10 months

Connecting your phone to the charger immediately it starts raining.

Kerry 🇰🇪

@kerubo_hillary

10 months

What is Kenyan math

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@SteeNyamu

2 years

Kuna boys wangu amepiga import kutoka Nakuru, he just told the lass "ambia Derek alushukishe hapo Muthiga!". She said "who told you I took a matatu?". Bruv I spit out my food 😂😂😂

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@SteeNyamu

17 days

Btw if we give this Auntie that seat, all the money this govt has plundered will be recovered. She stands as the biggest threat to all the political families.

CTA - Cleaning The Airwaves

@CTA101

17 days

You never truly know people, until you take the time out to get to know people! @MarthaKarua #ThePlayHouse #cta101

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@SteeNyamu

2 years

Kwani unaenda kuingia shift ya kubweka?

MF JOOM

@Dr_Huey

2 years

Plus a cold glass of milk and breakfast is served

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@SteeNyamu

22 days

For someone who has never come first (be it in politics, you are nominated, to matrimony, you are a side piece) you really have a lot to say about people who come first.

Karen Nyamu

@karennyamunbo

23 days

Im not sure the rationale for LSK president Faith Odhiambo to decline the President’s appointment to the taskforce that will conduct a forensic audit of Public Debt. she has turned down an opportunity to have kenyans interests represented by the premier bar association in line

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@SteeNyamu

18 days

My former clients saw this and called me to laugh. Anyway their project is in Zambia and they have kicked off quite well.

maliks 🇸🇴 14/09/15/21

@maliks_88

18 days

😳Brooooo….. Wamatangi in the trenches internationally….Presented like a powerpoint Presentation 😂😂😂😂😂😂 💉💉💉💉💉

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@SteeNyamu

3 months

Give us the inventory of all the snakes and take a photo of all of them with today's newspaper in the frame.

National Museums of Kenya

@museumsofkenya

3 months

🚨Public Service Announcement.

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@SteeNyamu

6 months

You could have just sucked that egg out of the hens butt.

Nesh Maina 🇰🇪

@Nesh_maina

6 months

Not too shabby.

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@SteeNyamu

7 months

Going by the look on his face he knows he was shaking the hand of a useless person.

Mr. Kinuthia Pius.

@Belive_Kinuthia

7 months

Happy birthday, Hon. RAILA ODINGA. We celebrate you.

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@SteeNyamu

2 years

I have just remembered a friend telling me how he one day woke up in the middle of the night coz he heard something in his living room. Akajipiga kifua akaenda kuangalia akapata a slender guy trying to look inconspicuous in the corner. Mwanaume unaweza jipiga kifua but kuna line.

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@SteeNyamu

5 months

This is something straight out of Sonko's playbook.

𝙱𝚘𝚜𝚜 𝚈𝚊𝚝𝚘𝚛☚

@Bossyator

5 months

Bedroom Decor Inspiration 🔥 A Hit or A Miss

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@SteeNyamu

1 month

Bookmark this: Tissue goes up by 9/- Sanitary pads go up by 21/- Basic medication like cetrizine/panadol/maramoja/eno double in price. Hospitals will have to charge 1.5x for diabetes and chemotherapy (cancer) treatment. KRA will access your past and current bank and mpesa.

Sir-Rap-A-Lot

@Osama_otero

1 month

Please kesho mjipange kimawazo pia unaeza pata mtu wa media akikuuliza kuhusu finance bill upate kitu unajua ni hashtag pekee 😂 lets make these leaders wajue Kenyans wako serious about it. Remember when Salasya alienda Climate Change Summit akasema coast kuna joto sana?

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@SteeNyamu

13 days

Watu we Waiyaki Way mathree ziko Westlands, wa Thika, Ruaka and Parklands ziko Ngara. Kama uko Westie kuna mathree za Thika Road na bypass Westlands roundabout.

Kuwams🍉

@kuwamocho_

13 days

Masanse kufukuza mat zote CBD means we’re stranded #RutoMustGo

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@SteeNyamu

3 years

Logistics manager just logged out of an impromptu meeting with "hamtanipatia anxiety". These millennials move like wild cats bruv!

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@SteeNyamu

1 month

I was today years old watching Citizen TV Live when I saw @NPSOfficial_KE fire an active teargas canister into a medical tent set up by @KenyaRedCross inside Holy Family Basilica with medics on their knees asking them to stop firing!! #RejectFinanceBill2024

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@SteeNyamu

5 years

But Nairobi nightlife is weird. You will go to three different joints and find the same same people!

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@SteeNyamu

7 months

Lemme weigh in on that Mirema murder: In my early years as an advocate I happened to sit in on a murder case. The police had applied to have the 4 suspects held for 21 days to complete their investigations.

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@SteeNyamu

12 days

Yani Kairo amekaa chini akaombea PoloKimani awekelee robbery with violence? Someone who went to the streets to defend the same things he was advocating for? Damn!! Yeah time to deplatform that idiot.

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@SteeNyamu

3 months

Main contractor - Aquaman Sub-contractor - Sponge Bob

Luhya_Dollar

@Dollar__SM

3 months

Hizo internet Undersea Cables nani Huziseti

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@SteeNyamu

2 months

I know we Kenyans are really tired of our politicians. We were at Carrefour Sarit and a certain CS left his guards a bit a back to shop solo. He kept looking around expecting people to mob him. Guys were passing by him and clicking.

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@SteeNyamu

2 months

Kenyans would have been trying to ascertain when the burial would be and whether we would get a national holiday.

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@ali_naka

2 months

Civilians helping look for the Malawi Vice Presidents plane! Search & rescue team, NO CAPACITY!!

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@SteeNyamu

3 months

I have always said, anyone who watches these people has an IQ deficit.

Ghafla Kenya

@GhaflaKenya

3 months

Bahati begging his wife Diana Marua for Forgiveness

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@SteeNyamu

3 years

Kuna gari imekuja garage mileage on dash is 85k km. On the comp it's showing 229k Kms. Gari za Singapore 😂😂😂

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@SteeNyamu

2 years

Boys wangu amewahi pigwa diploma in character development, we were coming from Nakuru. We stopped like three times for the guy to vomit. Homie would throw up and heave like he had been poisoned, poisoned by the end of love! I was looking at the rear view mirror and the tears!

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@SteeNyamu

3 months

If you see a relative of yours in this video take some time to call them and tell them to stop being stupid.

Citizen TV Kenya

@citizentvkenya

3 months

“Save CS Mithika Linturi from impeachment. He is your best performing minister,” Meru leaders tell Ruto, Gachagua

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@SteeNyamu

1 year

Offer your book for free seeing that you are basically at an intern level on this writing thing.

Foza Billions (The Oracle)

@fozadoza

1 year

Why do interns feel obligated to getting paid? Lol

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@SteeNyamu

2 months

Mandem would be dodging a bullet, imagine going to the local and being bantered how your wife turned into a siren outside some fellas house.

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@NOTNYAMBURA

2 months

I actually can’t get married. Imagine if your husband is on IG liking girls’ stories. Those are literal grounds for divorce to me😭

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@SteeNyamu

8 months

As a man nothing is as expensive as kurudi soko. Ulitoka kwa mtu mmekuwa pamoja mlielewana vizuri unapatana na mwendawazimu anakuambia utume pesa ndio mpatane pale Milan brunch saa hizo ule mtu unewacha hakuwa na shida kuenda Roadie mkule dry fry 3/4, chips na cider.

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@jayteemuro

8 months

Mwanaume ukirudi dating scene after 5 years of a relationship inabidi you just marry your female close friend. The market will shock you mamen. 😂

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@SteeNyamu

10 months

Since we are here: let's compare the views on one of her least viewed TikTok videos compared to the streama generated from all the songs in your catalogue.

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@SteeNyamu

6 years

One of my cousins is on holiday in coast with his gang gang group. Jana they got wasted and he accidentally posted a video in the family WhatsApp group thinking it’s the gang gang group. An aunt asked “where is this?” Cuz replies “WE ARE IN MOMBASA BITCH, si uko huku?!”

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@SteeNyamu

2 months

Hizi vitu kuwa unatuma kwa WhatsApp group ya UDA na ukiona nothing is happening andikia Anko Bill barua listing your woes. Sisi hakuna venye tunaweza kusaidia.

Hon Millicent Omanga

@MillicentOmanga

2 months

Governor @SakajaJohnson has sent a bus load of over forty county askaris to my business premises to arrest me and my staff simply because I'm not supporting him for the Nairobi County UDA chairperson. Sakaja is an illiterate coward who thinks he can intimidate me!

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@SteeNyamu

17 days

Kama wewe ni wanaume enda UK saa hii.

Governor Kimani Wamatangi, EGH 🇰🇪

@KWamatangi

18 days

My statement on the unfounded and defamatory allegations by Tatu City

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@SteeNyamu

1 year

She is from South Africa, I don't know what's more shocking, the electricity being on full time, water, not being robbed in the middle of a public space, not seeing white people beg on the streets or that that train moves seamlessly. I am sure she hasn't seen a knife all through

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@African_Odyzzee

1 year

Countries with working infrastructure 🇰🇪

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@SteeNyamu

1 month

You @USEmbassyKenya @USAmbKenya y'all need to explain yourselves as soon as yesterday!! @CNN @AJEnglish looks like the harming of peaceful protestors in Kenya is being sponsored by the US government.

lil Messi 💎

@__1_Ro

1 month

Kuna kitu sielewe guys?? #RutoMustGo

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@SteeNyamu

8 months

They would say the same about your French.

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@iamwangoma

8 months

Rwandan ladies are very beautiful, but their English is straight whack

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@SteeNyamu

1 year

Gathegi is dressed like the drunk village uncle who used to live in Nairobi but life dealt him a hard one so moved back to shags and someone just got him a new pair of shoes for an event involving people from Nairobi.

Buddha Blaze 🌍

@ItsBuddhaBlaze

1 year

My man Edi Gathegi in Nairobi @iamedigathegi

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@SteeNyamu

6 months

Weakest comeback I have seen all year.

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@EstherPassaris

6 months

You must have a really boring life if the best thing you have done in a long time was booing me. By the way. You might have worn a t shirt, carried a placard and drank water financed by @NGAAF_KE for today’s march. #getalife #loveconquerseverything

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@SteeNyamu

24 days

Govt IT guys running to the office to show people have to download twitter open an account so that they can join the Twitter X space.

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@SteeNyamu

2 years

Y'all need to come up with new things for people to discuss.

Rema Sidney

@remasidney

2 years

Hapa unaweza toa nini..? 💀😂

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@SteeNyamu

3 years

Kenya has been under construction for so long that I can't even tell where this is.

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@SteeNyamu

3 months

I just heard a young advocate saying "sasa order ya kustay general sale ni kitu ya kunyima mtu?" He had not muted his mic so we all heard him, the JO was like "excuse me?". I swallowed the gum I was chewing 😂😂

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@SteeNyamu

2 years

Do you know what is even funnier? He still didn't build the road 😂😂😂

Presidential Library, Museum and Exhibitions

@OPLMKe

2 years

President Daniel arap Moi and his entourage hitch a ride with a tipper lorry after heavy rains forced his chopper to land kilometers away from where his official convoy was also marooned by the bad weather in Ntonyiri, Meru, in November 1997. #DanielarapMoi

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@SteeNyamu

4 years

My Ol Man has passed away, I am trying to process this but nothing is coming to mind. For someone who always has a solution lurking somewhere I am left without breath and will power on anything. Nobody will be able to fill these shoes.

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@SteeNyamu

3 years

Kenya's economy about to be held together by Gilbeys, Konyagi, bribes and vibes.

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@SteeNyamu

2 years

Unataka kumpiga munju sio?

Brian Mbunde ™

@Brianmbunde

2 years

Nimekaa tu hivi nikikunywa chai nkakumbuka huyu dame😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.

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@SteeNyamu

2 years

This photo is so edited you can't even see knuckles. Why do people do this?

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@SteeNyamu

4 years

In a few hours I bury my father. I have knelt prayed, tried to pray, prayed and told God to listen to what is in my heart. I hope He listens.

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@SteeNyamu

3 years

There is a reason I will never feel sorry for thieves getting battered and burnt to ash.

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@SteeNyamu

4 years

Kabla uende kuruka ruka pale archives na kumeza moto please note that gava imeban public gatherings. Utashikwa!!

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@B3laze

4 years

Noir Gold inafanya majamboz wadau

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@SteeNyamu

2 months

Seeing a photo of your sister with someone and the first thing that comes to your mind is someone paying cows to be smashing irregularly is unhinged mathematics.

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@SteeNyamu

1 year

If friendship for you is based on what someone brings to the table, that means you are a horrible person in real life.

Kimuzi

@Kimuzi_

1 year

Men, avoid or minimize female friends. They bring nothing, and I mean nothing to the table.

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@SteeNyamu

5 years

The most counterfeited shoes in the world are Nike Air Force 1's, Timberlands, Nike Air Max 90's and Nike Roshe Runs. There is a theory that the really good fakes are made by the actual companies to boost their sales in 3rd world countries.

Popo (.'')

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Tell me something I should know.

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@SteeNyamu

8 months

If it is the # against Omtatah, I hope you lot never get paid. I feel like the person who sponsored it just knew he had a bunch of fools in hand.

MJ🥰

@itsMJ_Ke

8 months

Mnaitisha pesa mlifanyia kazi halafu kimtu ju hakikufanya kazi kinamake joke kwa group. Sijawahi elewa vitu zingine ni funny aje kwa watu wengine nkt

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@SteeNyamu

8 months

An exceptional man would not lock out people from a public park that gets used only when he wants to shoot a video like a aspiring rapper.

CHOBOS™

@SangKip4

8 months

Sakaja is an exceptional man arriving at Uhuru garden with a vintage Rolls Royce.

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@SteeNyamu

2 years

Yes we do. This is the reason Martha Karua was opposed and hated while Minister of Justice and Reconciliation. She wanted to make the register public and then the coastal MP's opposed her bill so much they even put a ban on her visiting the coast.

Sheila

@SheilaLMaina

2 years

More than 6000 males have been reported for having defiled a minor? Does Kenya have a list for sex offenders?

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@SteeNyamu

1 year

Tip, you need to know how heavy her cycle is. Currently the best pads in the market are mopped and kotex. And as you buy them make sure you buy tampons and panty liners. Throw in some chocolate and some sweet and savoury sweets.

Don Slim

@SalimAlly__

1 year

Men only!!Unaeza nunulia dem yako pads?

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@SteeNyamu

1 year

If you happen to be interested I have this 3 bedroom stand alone house in Rironi/Limuru next to Rironi Police Post. Rent is 25k. Electricity and water are already connected. You can use the farm to plant whatever you like.

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@SteeNyamu

6 months

Her family asked that her photos not be shared, but here you are. I hope they sue you.

Francis Gaitho

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6 months

The TRM girl. Sad.

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@SteeNyamu

6 months

You forget that the cost of living and say to day running is different abroad. But again you are quite good at the game of making cursory observations that are steeped in ignorance. This would not have been the case had your dalliance with education not prematurely ended.

khalif kairo

@KhalifKairo

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Gameplan ya Ruto ni simple, Grow remittance: which are one of our top earners. A nurse in Kenya makes between 40-150K , in the USA a nurse can make 500K plus. Most of them hurudisha io pesa Kenya through remittance. Ruto anatarget io dooh na anataka kuigrow. Genius if you ask me.

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@SteeNyamu

9 months

How many years of observing the consistency of your period has brought you to this conclusion?

KOT OCS👮👮

@WaruiJohn2

9 months

Bro dates za Kunyesha zikianza Kuchange each month,jua unachezwaaa

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@SteeNyamu

2 years

Wadau! Ameingia na Lexus RX430h. Imebidi tumwambie "bro hii weekend ni wewe unadinywa ukitumwa kwa shop kama kipii!".

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@SteeNyamu

3 years

Kempinski are about to drop their beer rates to 250/- and inviting us for events.

Mac Otani 🇰🇪

@MacOtani

3 years

I already love the upgraded Nairobi… 🔥

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@SteeNyamu

2 years

Najua wamepigwa hug kama part payment.

Mac Otani 🇰🇪

@MacOtani

2 years

Baba shares emotional moments with lawyers who defended his presidential poll petition at the Supreme Court.

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@SteeNyamu

2 years

He was Lang'ata MP for 24 years and the people of Kibera never had piped water, graded roads or decent toilets. How will he build factories when the farmers themselves have no subsidies, capabilities let alone incentives to produce factory level produce?

Citizen TV Kenya

@citizentvkenya

2 years

VIDEO: Raila says he will establish a factory in all 47 counties if elected president

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@SteeNyamu

4 months

The best WRC was the one held in 2021. Simply because none of you interfered with the planning and there were no random billboards with your faces on them. May you never forget that.

Hon Ababu-Namwamba, EGH🇰🇪

@AbabuNamwamba

4 months

We did it Bossie @WilliamsRuto Best WRC Safari Rally ever. Ahsanteni waKenya wapendwa, thank you world for adding shine to #MagicalKenya #EasterNaRally #WRCSafariRally2024

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@SteeNyamu

6 years

You are in a supermarket, we can all go to supermarkets Sylvia.

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@SteeNyamu

4 months

Not even Brookhouse and Pembroke school buses have this contraption.

Kenyans.co.ke

@Kenyans

4 months

NTSA to suspend DLs for 6 months for motorists overtaking school buses which have extended their stop signs

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@SteeNyamu

5 years

Guys if you are ever send nudes and you share them you can be prosecuted in the criminal and civil courts. When you get those things shut your mouths and keep the secret. Someone has just been hit with Kshs. 1.6M awarded to the lady that sent him the photos he shared.

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@SteeNyamu

2 years

And wait till they find out it's coz of eggs

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@_Mohkay

2 years

Line ya Kuoa kwa familia Inasonga mbio Wait till they hear sipangi kuwaletea mtu😂

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@SteeNyamu

1 year

You guys post this image every two weeks. Y'all thinking Noah did these drawings?

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@HailEternal

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🏳️‍🌈?

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KABABA

@GeneralWaitish

1 year

Sheila Mwanyigha and Sanaipei Tande thought they would be young & hot forever. They followed the feminist route thinking they're special. Saai wako 45, hua wanapost thirst traps advertising themselves like Maasai cows Kwa soko ya Ntulele.

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@SteeNyamu

4 years

Solo means alone James.

Blaze Officiel

@B3laze

4 years

Siwezi enda solo trip na wanaume

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@SteeNyamu

5 months

The original video always sends me

chris evans

@notcapnamerica

5 months

IF JOHNNY HAS THREE APPLES 🍎 📢

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@SteeNyamu

3 years

Y'all wake up and say things forgetting women hit pot holes at 120 and say oops 😂😂

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@SteeNyamu

2 years

Bruv imagine being abroad logging onto this app and seeing your babe saying how she needs to get paid by some guy who used juju on her and then the guy coming online admitting to the debt and saying he was knackering her in your investment store. I would be VEXXED! WUT!!

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@SteeNyamu

2 years

What's pissing me off is that I had a slow car.

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@SteeNyamu

2 years

Carjackers in Nairobi are changing the game coz what in the absolute fuck?!?

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@SteeNyamu

8 months

To be quite honest; every single picture I have seen of this CS, she always looks confused.

NTV Kenya

@ntvkenya

8 months

‘No SHIF registration, no State services’

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@SteeNyamu

17 days

Wait till y'all discover they never used to salute this guy properly because they didn't respect him.

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@SteeNyamu

23 days

Hizi story panda Mbukinya ukaambiane na huko shags kwenu, you raggedy bitch.

Billy The GOAT

@_CrazyNairobian

23 days

But I told my story not long ago kwa Space, I also didn't want to draw too much attention to myself because the main focus ni kupata a government that works for the people and not the other way around.

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@SteeNyamu

5 years

Isn't this the guy who is banning movies videos being shot by young people? Isn't this the guy who is in charge of the Film Industry in Kenya that charges an arm and a leg for licenses then after all that hullabaloo he bans productions? These people are MAD!

Nation Africa

@NationAfrica

5 years

Mutua: We need to transition from the idea of holding papers and waiting for job interviews to creating the jobs ourselves. #NMGLeadershipForum #NextGenerationOfWork

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@SteeNyamu

3 years

Advocate: Your Honour I am not ready to proceed as I am deceased. Judge: out of curiosity when were you admitted? Advocate: this year your Honour. Judge: okay, I would like to think you meant you are bereaved, if you were deceased I would be talking to a ghost. Naisha mimi!

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@SteeNyamu

1 year

This is a common occurrence, guys just flooring their cars trying to race the train.

Muchiri Mike

@MuchiriiMike

1 year

Recorded this nikiwa kwa sgr 😮‍💨

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@SteeNyamu

3 years

Still finding it hard to believe that Shaffies real name is Shaffie. Thought it was a nickname or short for something like Shaffira/Shaffiqua or something like that 😂😂😂

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@SteeNyamu

5 years

Someone just posted this on the group and I am howling "Kama wewe ni mwanaume ingia Eldoret uzime TV"

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@SteeNyamu

24 days

Y'all niggas had matching boots at one point. Ain't no way even Karen Nyamu would believe you.

🍁RASTA MAN™🍁

@ItsJeffreyJeff

24 days

Osama better give me a detailed explanation for all that "Spaces shenanigans", a PowerPoint presentation will suffice. Nimekula strays ya bure for something i had no idea about😏

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@SteeNyamu

7 months

I find this funny because you are in the top 5 of propagators of useless conversations.

Kimuzi

@Kimuzi_

7 months

Hii app tumeanza kujiinvolve kwa mediocre talks and topics. Nothing meaningful anymore. Losing its value each and every day.

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@SteeNyamu

7 months

We just need to eat three cows this weekend and his prayers go to the dogs.

lndicAmsha

@IndicAmshaa

7 months

Why India should Invade Africa- a thread Africa is the poorest continent in the world, people there struggle a lot, they don't have enough food, water, electricity, even foreign aid is not helping, but they have plenty of land, and India's biggest problem is overcrowding. 1/n

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@SteeNyamu

2 years

Disadvantages of living in shags, no mpesa agent is open in the whole of Regen, Muthiga and Kinoo smh! If this were Lang'ata ningepata hadi base ya chipo iko open.

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@SteeNyamu

1 year

I stopped judging people when my aunt was unable to travel to bury her father, and an year and 11 days later she was unable to travel to bury her mother. People tend to judge such situations but you don't know the back story well enough to make crass comments like these.

Sir-Rap-A-Lot

@Osama_otero

1 year

Your wife is not your relative

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@SteeNyamu

10 months

Thieves on the the Southern bypass as you approach Kikuyu. A guy wearing a semi reflective jacket is pretending to be drunk walking in the middle of the road. Two/three nduthis on the other side of the road. Be fast and keep it moving. @Ma3Route

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@SteeNyamu

3 years

Do you believe the one where you shot DJ Evolve?

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@SteeNyamu

6 months

I said I wanted to donate some funds to the local primary school to build toilets & amenities. I got a call from the area chief his assistant, nyumba kumi and MCA accusing me of wash wash. "They don't know what I do and they don't want kids to be influenced wrongly/negatively"

Mwangi Wa Maina

@MwangiEMaina

6 months

Bro, I volunteered to build a classroom in a Laikipia village where I'm currently developing a farm and they reported me to the area politicians, that I wanted to run for public office. I called off the whole thing. The sad thing is that the school has only one brick classroom.

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@SteeNyamu

6 months

I had a client who had one and they defaulted on rent for like a year. He cut off power and water, they bought a silent flow generator. Tukaenda tribunal wanahonga karao. He had to drill holes along the electrical ducts and let water flow in.

Palmwine Papi

@spicedliver

6 months

Estate agents are saying landlords don't want any Nigerians.

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@SteeNyamu

2 years

I know of some parents who got fed up with the nonsene their daughter pulled on a regular. She went out on a Thursday came back Saturday and they had moved houses. Please note this move was not from one estate to another walienda nyumba yao ya shags na huko Ng'ong kwa milima.