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@VitaVamp

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Pop culture enthusiast. Comedienne. Hoe. Queer Adjacent. Farmer's Market itinerant. Lipstick Fiend. Zythologist. Gourmand. Nerd. Healer. Xennial.

Washington, DC
Joined December 2012
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@VitaVamp
BIG DADDY
2 years
My coworker found out I wasn’t a Christian and told me she hopes I someday change my mind. I’m not sure why Christians do this, but it should end immediately.
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BIG DADDY
6 years
My coworker recently moved in with a guy. She hasn’t seen him in 3 weeks. THAT is ghosting.
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3 years
@HeronChe Your dad and my dad.
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BIG DADDY
6 years
When all else fails, blame a black woman. Fuck off!
@nypost
New York Post
6 years
Bey was late and a dollar short for Beto O'Rourke support
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BIG DADDY
1 year
In my city, we do not acknowledge this version.
@notgwendalupe
popculture
1 year
19 years ago, ashlee simpson released 'pieces of me'
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2 years
@Emerah I’m so sick of you
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2 years
@muvaempresss Nah. I just told her I was a free black woman and let her figure it out on her own.
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1 year
@MeekMill They saying take her off your wishlist in the comments. I’m not sure if you saw it or not.
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3 years
@ZeeNTheCity He been killing em lately lowkey.
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1 year
@witchdctralex European beauty standards got us in a chokehold
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4 months
If you see me doing this dance out and about just know I got it from Tia Kemp.
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BIG DADDY
3 years
@LaDiovanna It’s honestly not your problem. They gotta do the work.
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3 years
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BIG DADDY
6 years
Everyday from 9PM-6AM
@CerromeRussell
MonsterKing
6 years
Is there a National No Bra Day? Is that a thing?
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BIG DADDY
6 years
@sterlist Nope. He shows up to work everyday.
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BIG DADDY
7 years
Go to HR.
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7 years
my coworker said "i mean i could see if it was a rap concert i would expect violence, but a country concert with a bunch of white people?"
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BIG DADDY
1 year
April fools jokes have been cancelled since 2020. Ain’t shit funny.
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BIG DADDY
5 years
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7 months
@witchdctralex The song they use creeps me out. Turns out a serial killer was obsessed with it. (I found this out last night)
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6 months
I’m obsessed with this man.
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2 years
@kanedizzle That’s not what they mean, but ok.
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4 years
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BIG DADDY
3 years
What’s going on with y’all on tiktok?! 😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😭😭😂😭
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6 months
@witchdctralex A practice that they stole from South Asia. Omg they are insufferable.
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7 months
@EliSeeney In what country? The cheese alone is gonna add up to $25.
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7 months
💔
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@Glamorfonic
✨Shenelica Bettancourt✨
7 months
“These pics are so deep” and it’s a set of the most idiotic AI-generated foolishness you’ve ever seen.
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BIG DADDY
2 years
I hate that I have to even say this, but as the Covid numbers rise again and y’all still continue to dine out, just remember to be kind. Most restaurants are short staffed because their employees have called out due to Covid and baby we are holding on by a thread.
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5 years
I need everyone to read this.
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BIG DADDY
6 months
Millennials were born between 1981-1995. I hope this helps.
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BIG DADDY
6 years
@kanedizzle She can afford it on her own. He can’t though.🙂
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BIG DADDY
3 years
Man…
@tireeedmom
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😭
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BIG DADDY
3 years
I fried some blue oyster mushrooms and made sauce gribiche for a sandwich. Omg this is delicious!
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8 months
@ZeeNTheCity THIS was a dark time.
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10 years
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3 years
My mom is officially off oxygen and I am crying. She got Covid in February and she’s just getting off oxygen today.
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BIG DADDY
3 years
@AmarendraMahato @TenzMagazine @pussypearI @DashaunWesley You honestly think that homosexuality is a new concept? Wait...Disney makes you gay? What’s going on here?
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2 years
@kanedizzle I know you know.
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5 years
Who is responsible for this?!??
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9 years
I want an open bar at my funeral.
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BIG DADDY
4 years
Shut up, goofy. We asked you to defund the police.
@MurielBowser
Muriel Bowser
4 years
We turned on the night light for him so he dreams about #BlackLivesMatter Plaza
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BIG DADDY
5 years
I’m retweeting this because I’m not gonna remember the code.
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BIG DADDY
9 years
Why aren’t the KKK considered terrorists?
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BIG DADDY
3 years
❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥
@ivieani
Ivie Ani
3 years
Big Daddy Kane giving Roxanne Shanté her flowers #VERZUZ
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1 year
@witchdctralex Like Solange.
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8 years
@CoolCaelLee don’t get so excited. We all know how this could end.
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3 years
Yes. Yes. Yes!
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BIG DADDY
3 years
@HeronChe The one sitting to the left directly next to your dad.
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BIG DADDY
4 years
The way they’re holding the knife is triggering me.
@FatKidDeals
Fat Kid Deals
4 years
The Future. Handheld Fruit / Vegetable Slicer- $2.98! Use promo code; 80FFFFFF
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BIG DADDY
3 years
@witchdctralex Never mind. I read Mariah and automatically thought Carey. I am high.🙃
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3 years
@MattBellassai CHESTER. His name is CHESTER?!?
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BIG DADDY
7 years
I guess it might’ve been none of your business.
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Lisan Al-Fahgee
7 years
Didnt know sooo many of Yall were in relationships until today
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BIG DADDY
4 years
Y’all screaming Black Lives Matter while rocking Redskin masks in DC. Whew shit. I hate all of y’all.
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9 years
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2 years
Me and who???
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5 years
@morhannah 1) it’s not “CoHi”. 2) This ain’t new. It’s been happening my entire life.
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BIG DADDY
6 months
Every time I watch this video I am always laughing at Lupita.
@charles270
Charles J. Moore
6 months
Martin Luther King Jr’s ghost right now
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BIG DADDY
4 years
@itsjujubae I love how we put an s at the end of Aldi. It’s my favorite thing.
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BIG DADDY
3 years
I really can’t believe Elvis Presley stole that song and made it so white. You can’t compete where you don’t compare.
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BIG DADDY
3 years
Not you policing the way I talk!
@10GottiDaDemon
10GeeZ 🏚🧟‍♂️
3 years
Y’all do not have to put “Not” in front of everything. 😒
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BIG DADDY
2 years
Their body language…baby is OVER THEM! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Glock_Topickz
Glock Topickz
2 years
“So no scissoring with SZA” ??? 😭
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BIG DADDY
3 years
I’m vaccinated, but don’t invite me to brunch with nine other people. Stay away from me.
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3 years
@35mmPapi Is this the cat’s stairway?
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3 years
Guys. It was never Marvin’s. It was always Marvin.
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BIG DADDY
5 years
Hide your wallet if he comes over in these!
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BIG DADDY
8 years
I believe in supporting my friends on their endeavors. Don’t give me a discount. I want to help.
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BIG DADDY
7 years
In old DC you would've been afraid to announce you're carrying around something that costs that much.
@maustermuhle
Martin Austermühle
7 years
Guy blocking seat on Metro with his suitcase. Woman asks him to move it so she can sit. "I have a $6,000 computer in here!" he protests.
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BIG DADDY
6 months
Beating her with a belt…we will never be free.
@Kateraaaaaa
Sagitterorist 🦋🇧🇸🧜🏽‍♀️
6 months
@dtnmarii Just beating her with a belt wasn’t enough???? Why she has a WHOLE KNOT ???? Why her lip bleeding???? WHY THIS ON THE INTERNET???????)))
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3 years
@andrewdefrank @DCHomos He’s on Independence Ave. A street that turns into Pennsylvania Ave...where I live. I am here, Jake. Put your phone down.
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BIG DADDY
6 years
@budderpecant It’s not a weird wave. People have been doing this forever. You never heard of somebody’s father leaving out to buy milk and never coming back? It’s like a running joke.
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2 years
@TheCosby James Brown and Jackie Wilson
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2 years
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3 years
I hesitated on even mentioning it on here, but I got a new job and put my notice in. I can’t wait to learn new things!
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6 years
I’m retweeting this so I can buy it when I’m not busy.
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BIG DADDY
4 years
Queen Latifah has literally never had a bad hair day.
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BIG DADDY
4 months
@35mmPapi It’s fantasy. I’m watching everyone analyze it like it’s real and it just isn’t. But I enjoy watching it.
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BIG DADDY
6 years
I WAS NOT READDDDDDYYYYY!!!!!
@TsMadisonatl1
Ts Madison
6 years
ME: Hi I’m Callin bout my refund Them: We need to speak to TIMOTHY ME: Hold on
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5 years
@WhoresofYore This ain’t Madonna?
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4 years
Werrr yur mass!
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6 years
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3 years
Three the hard way.
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2 years
@ladydoomfiyah @solomonmissouri Finally I’ve found my tribe!
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5 years
Delete this.
@wsbtv
WSB-TV
5 years
Two prostitutes have been murdered in the same community – and neighbors are fed up. They say the prostitution still runs rampant and despite years of complaints, nothing’s been done. TODAY AT 5: What we found when we set up undercover cameras.
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3 years
Nailed it.
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3 years
You got Covid THRICE and still refuse to wear a mask because of acne?! Your brains. Man…I honestly have lost all hope in this pandemic.
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5 years
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7 years
Big Dino gettin punked by men, but putting fear in these women’s hearts. Typical. #WhenLoveKills
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3 years
@SeauxCocoa Seems as if we’re witnessing a miracle of some sort. Please respect his privacy at this time.
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BIG DADDY
3 years
I spilled my $30 drink…
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BIG DADDY
6 years
Whew shit!😍
@KingAmiyahScott
Amiyah Scott
6 years
Taste the Rainbow 👑🌈🦄
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2 years
I guess this place gets me after all…
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3 months
@the_alisa_renee Wishful thinking. Let me cook.
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BIG DADDY
4 years
I haven’t watched When They See Us and I don’t plan on it.
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BIG DADDY
4 years
@BarkyBoogz My cousin does this. She mixes the salad and everything.
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