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1 year

@ruskin147 “My plan is, if asked, to reply that I know nothing of that damaged shoe”

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@ruskin147 Such a pretty face 🐾❤️

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Birthday pic - off out now - thank you twitters for lovely birthday wishes - means a lot 🥂x

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@judithin77 Catherine loves being a mother - it shows

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@TonyKnox15 I bet your dog was cleaner and smelt nicer than any of those drivers!

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3 years

@MerielMyers The skinniest eyebrows you ever did see 😂 That’s me on the right with my identical twin 👯‍♀️

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2 years

@michelelacey01 Thank you so much! I had a similar experience when a stray gave birth on the back doorstep of my then coffee shop-twice! I managed to catch her and get her neutered before she did it for a third time.I homed all the kittens and she stayed with me for 20 years ❤️🐈‍⬛ #Bebe

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4 years

@anygirlfriday That’s hysterical and I feel your pain. Truthfully last week whilst clearing the dinner table I picked up my daughters plate and popped a piece of fish in my mouth that she’d left and she said ‘Mum I put that on the floor for the cat but she only she only ate half of it 🤢

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4 months

@Nitromanuk He hasn’t really got to grips with Islam has he 🥴

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4 years

@HarbingerOfTime @eatdirtbarbie @Rick_Gains @CNN ONLY women have a cervix - end of

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3 years

I’ve decided to de-activate my Twitter account due to the tragic news of a lady called Andrea @Andrea62928413 who I followed and she followed me from time to time.Andrea was being trolled and ended her life. I find this heartbreaking. Be well my nice Twitter friends-take care ❤️

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2 years

@lizanelly1 You are a brave woman and must not be intimidated by Ngozi Fulani/Marlene Headley - remember, everyone knows her now! Good luck

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5 years

@joelycett As a matter of fact I do

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4 years

@piersmorgan @StompWompin These Italian nurses& doctors aren’t wearing makeup either😢 You can stick ‘celebrities’ where the sun don’t shine

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1 year

@AlexScott Oh dear how privileged are you!!?!! ‘doesn’t feel right going ahead with the show’ Who the heck are you?! Blimey if everyone in their jobs felt like that then nothing would get done and they’d all get sacked #norespect

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2 years

@MoaningSparkle HM The Queen was right 🇬🇧👑

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5 years

@ThisIsTomLittle Yeah well what about me then - book club’s on Monday and I haven’t finished it yet also my golf course is water logged and I have to carry my clubs - life is sooooooooo tough 🤪

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4 years

@SusanPickin @lawshalls @thefishareloose A spike in new babies is a bit harsh 😂

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2 years

@hare_today_ Pegs are essential! I have my late Mum’s peg bag which is full of ancient pegs and looks like a little dress😂 it’s very precious to me. My own peg bag is on the right😊

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2 years

@PCGrouch Love it - watched it 3 times already - brilliant - well done that cyclist - good leg work 👏

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3 years

@helen_spirit1 He must know how all this is affecting the Queen - no matter how strong and stoical she has always been in the past, she is now very elderly and seems quite frail. Harry will never be forgiven if he ignores the health of the Queen

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3 years

Mother & daughter ❤️

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1 year

@Mystifeye Plus the ‘baby’ doesn’t seem to be wearing a nappy!

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2 years

I only went and won The Centenary Bowl yesterday at my golf club! Nett 73 - 1 under handicap. First year at my new club so I’m delighted 🏌🏼‍♀️⛳️

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3 years

@RebelsAnimal Bugger off - you won’t be missed - God Save The Queen 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

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@LoubugWindsor @jen3plus It’s my opinion MM has never given birth - the invisible children may be biologically Harry’s but from a surrogate - either that or they don’t exist at all

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4 years

@TheSun Not at all funny whatever your politics - what kind of parenting is this?

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2 years

@imacelebrity Don’t be ridiculous - she was useless at the trial and refused to sleep in the RV which was part of her role as assistant to Matt. She was not playing the game as a camp member - happy to take her fee though I bet. Glad to see the back of her. BG next to go - don’t like bullies

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8 months

This truck was stolen in Milton Keynes - please retweet - it’s quite a unique vehicle - someone must have seen it

Sam Batstone 🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🕷

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8 months

If you are the fucking bastards that stole our truck last night. I hope you get caught and they throw away the key. Hours of work, ability for me to have respite and a lot of love and money and camping gear gone. You though are worth Jack shit.

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4 years

@CripCamper2020 Rescues are wonderful! Congratulations on rehoming Eli. This is my Mittens on the day I fell in love with her at the rescue centre 6 years ago. I wish you and Eli many happy years together ❤️🐾

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4 years

@SocialM85897394 Disgusting unacceptable behaviour by the media

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2 years

@Kevin_Maguire Go live somewhere else if you despise our traditions so much #TheRoyalFamily 👑🇬🇧

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4 months

@DaveAtherton20 I’m horrified and greatly saddened by the way these two visiting Israelis were greeted and treated - they have been through enough ✡️

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1 year

@_Genevieves_ ‘And then, and then I said, wait for it C, I asked - if - she - was - ok - haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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4 years

@dgmoore75 @Arwenstar Agree - I wouldn’t want their jobs - they all look so knackered - I applaud them all

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1 year

@sociabledog Thank you for the last 2 weeks of daily briefings - so uplifting for Sophie fans. Really happy for you all 🐾❤️

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2 years

@y_alibhai She is OUR Queen, in OUR country, we love her, we will CELEBRATE at our own expense ANY WAY WE WISH 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 #QueenElizabeth #GreatBritain

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3 years

Cheers Twitter friends I’ve enjoyed a lovely birthday - thank you to each and every one of you for all your kind, thoughtful and funny messages - made my day 😘🍹🎂

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4 years

@DickKingSmith @lizarevell The most attractive quality in a human is kindness ❤️

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4 years

@KivanBay @CaraLisette I really can’t stand the cat v dog thing - they are both fabulous and should be loved 24/7. I’ve always had cats never had a dog but that doesn’t stop me enjoying every dog programme going ! #loveanimals ❤️

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2 years

@LauraPidcock We are celebrating our wonderful Queen 🇬🇧 Best you sod off luv

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2 years

@Cherylbaker Plenty are voting for him - he doesn’t moan all the time or bitch behind his camp-mates back - he takes on a trial and puts his all into it - he’s not lazy and just gets on with it - he respects the rest of them and listens to their point of view

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2 years

@Canellelabelle Most newly weds are so excited about being together and married - why wasn’t she? She had more than she ever dreamt of having but it soon wasn’t enough. I don’t believe she ever loved him.

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4 years

@donutgrl26 The only thing I’m going to ‘eliminate’ luv is the nonsense you’ve spouted and the only thing I’m going to ‘reupholster’ is the ancient stool in my back bedroom. Ps I suggest you take biology lessons

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1 year

@sharrond62 Same here Sharron - so proud and thankful we have a Royal Family and wonderful Armed Forces 🇬🇧👑 #CoronationDay #LongLiveTheKing #BritishToTheBone 🇬🇧

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1 year

@RoyallyBelle_ @judithin77 Aren’t they gorgeous!💙🩵We are so lucky to have them🇬🇧

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3 years

I’ve made a massive chocolate log - happy Xmas Eve one and all 🎄❤️🎅🏼

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4 years

@MrAndrewCotter That’s nothing Andrew, my Mittens is doing explicit photos now....

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3 years

First lot are out - better test one I suppose 😂

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2 months

This is my late Dad a tank driver in the Royal Armoured Corps and 8th Army, brave soldier amongst so many. These are his campaign medals. #LestWeForget #DdayAnniversary 🇬🇧

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4 years

@urbanponds101 No matter what your politics, this outfit was perfect

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2 years

@MarcCorbishley Los Angeles - didn’t like it or the people the first time I went - tried again en route to other places in California - still dislike Los Angeles

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4 years

Coffee & Walnut anyone? Made today - a family favourite 😋

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1 year

@mrdanwalker We watch the football in our house - couldn’t care less about the presenters or pundits - when any of them come on that’s the opportunity to go for a wee or put the kettle on. Sports presenters aren’t the reason we watch sport

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@LoubugWindsor I’d never heard of Suits - I’d never heard of MM 🤷🏻‍♀️

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5 months

@DaveAtherton20 @asda @AsdaServiceTeam @X I never go to Asda because of their nonsense - no one I know shops there anymore

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4 years

@Jannermaid1 @its_johnmartin So you won’t be having the vaccine then? Can my niece have yours? Because she’s a front line worker and hasn’t had hers yet - yours must be due soon

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4 years

@davewright90 @FutbolBible Huh? Put your glasses on and read it again luvvy

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2 years

@benonwine Aberfan 😓

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3 years

@MtlARN @kathy7246 This is my rescue cat Mittens.She was fully grown and had just had a litter of kittens when I adopted her. Adult cats are often over looked but they have always been my first choice-they know so much already! Mittens loves the telly and being brushed ❤️🐾

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4 months

@AvonandsomerRob I’m not condoning his behaviour but he was so provoked he played into her hands - IMO it was what she wanted him to do - the price of celebrity - he couldn’t peacefully visit a restaurant. The things she was saying it’s not surprising he reacted

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1 year

@weskrantz He’s lovely!😻 This was my CATortionist Mittens yesterday 🤣🐈‍⬛

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1 year

@judithin77 My late father-law cut and polished The Williamson Pink Diamond set in this magnificent flower brooch designed by Cartier

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2 years

@andreapick27 Outrageous. These men are taking the appointments meant for women. Some of these women will have potentially positive smear tests - I can’t support the NHS with this ridiculous practise. What next, will they invite women for a testicle or prostrate examination?

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2 years

@Knesix I love this couple but on this occasion it looks to me he isn’t looking at her but at something behind her

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3 years

@Moo4free For as long as it takes - just like they did

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1 year

@GBNEWS @albieamankona A kindly neighbour knitted a golly for my son when he was a baby - it’s probably in the loft - I also have a vintage photo frame with a couple of gollies on - is this a hate crime and am I racist?

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2 months

@iSurvivedLabour @AvonandsomerRob I’m sorry for your loss but you are wrong that cancer always comes back - please stop your scare mongering

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5 years

@Baddiel Mittens sums up exactly how we are feeling this Xmas day 🍽🦃🥂😂

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2 years

@PrentonTommy @BBC She’s moving pretty damn quick getting her free grub and fizzy drinks out of there. I hate to admit but I’m going right off food banks

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3 years

@MarcCorbishley We always ate at the kitchen table, my mother would always use a tablecloth and lay it properly. Knife & fork were held correctly, no elbows on the table and for some reason she always said ‘No singing at the table’ 🤣 Permission to leave the table was required. Happy days ❤️

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@ruskin147 Bless Sophie. I can finally share a photo of me and a dog! My husband & I were harnessed to Skidoo a husky for a 5 mile hike-he was so fast we almost had to run to keep up with him-and so strong! He almost pulled us into a flowing stream when he wanted a drink🤣 #ArcticCircle

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2 years

@RealDeniseWelch Denise, in the real world a loving grandson would visit his grandmother when she was terminally ill - no excuses. This was the defining moment for most people.

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2 years

@ShelleyCollinsA @HazznMeg You’ve either got it or you haven’t ❤️ #CatherineDuchessOfCambridge 🇬🇧

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2 years

@Jenky39697864 @MittensTrain Excuse me Pal - I’m also Mittens! 😻🐈‍⬛

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2 years

@stuglow I’m going to celebrate our wonderful Queen and country and suggest anyone who doesn’t like her or our country leaves 👋LongLiveTheQueen

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9 months

How disrespectful is this - Stephen Flynn holding poppy wreath upside down and not singing The National Anthem - maybe he shouldn’t have bothered attending 🇬🇧 #RemembanceDay2023

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2 years

As we were - as we are ❤️

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4 months

@addicted2newz @DavidMcGookin I am Jewish and wear a Star of David - sometimes it shows and sometimes it doesn’t depends on what sort of neckline my clothes have. Does this mean I have to hide it? Am I going to get arrested?✡️ @metpoliceuk

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1 year

@storiesbyjemay Our late Queen was very astute and I doubt very much she would have voiced her innermost thoughts over drinks 🇬🇧👑

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2 years

@sage1411 Had never heard of her or seen the tv show she was in until Harry got involved with her

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2 years

@CliveMyrieBBC And then he stops snoring and goes silent so after a while you give him a nudge just to make sure he’s still alive and it starts up again - well that’s what I do with my husband 🤦🏻‍♀️😂 #StaySafe

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1 year

@benonwine Absolutely disgusting

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3 years

@1NickMill If anybody is offended by our flag what on earth are they doing living here? I wouldn’t live in a country whose flag offended me. So folks it’s our flag and if anyone doesn’t like it they can leave our Island - pronto - byeeeeeee! 👋🇬🇧

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3 years

@AvonandsomerRob She minds her own business, watches the telly and helps keep me sane - no one is coming near my cat 🐾��️

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4 years

@KRTN_Will Can’t take him him seriously - he’s wearing a vest in the street - shouldn’t be allowed

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2 months

We’ve had a lovely day - The London Eye followed by a river cruise. We walked to Buckingham Palace-the Mall looked beautiful 🇬🇧 preparing for Trooping the Colour 🇬🇧Edward & Sophie drove by! Finished with a stroll around Green Park. Londoners enjoying London

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1 year

A happy birthday and congratulations to HRH Prince Edward - the new Duke of Edinburgh. Delighted for Sophie too HRH The Duchess of Edinburgh - well deserved 🇬🇧 @RoyalFamily

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@MinihahaNew @Queeney61 I think our darling late Queen was a highly intelligent woman who had met millions of people throughout her long life and saw through MM from day one

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1 year

@Anna_Soubry Calm down dear - it’s an airport - queueing is normal

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1 year

Not too bad considering 9 months off and new metal shoulder! Need to build some muscle and then watch out! 🤣⛳️

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2 years

@piersmorgan Ronaldo took the Captain’s armband but stomped off the field at full-time. He ignored his team mates and the fans - he is an absolute disgrace and no sport at all. He should have joined his team mates consoling them together and gone over to the supporters and applauded them

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2 years

@Lemondrop49 She is an absolute disgrace - and quite embarrassing - good riddance

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2 years

@lovecambridges_ As the 2nd son he really could have had it all without the weight of being Monarch - he adored both William and Catherine until the American came along

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4 years

My husband tells me my shepherds pie would be his choice as his last meal on earth - weird! Mine would be double apple crumble with custard and a side order of clotted cream ice cream - what’s yours?

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1 month

@LoubugWindsor MM is panicking 😆 when will the penny drop that no one wants her here most of all our Royal Family

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1 year

@apjanes Bless him and you. I hope he’s reunited with his owners but I do wonder what an elderly dog was doing out at night. Do you think he could have been intentionally put in the drain?

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3 years

We only went and won the Flippin Festive Team Event! Cheers! 🥂🎄

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4 years

@lane_giles That’s so gorgeous ! A reminder of my childhood hen - Emily - a brown hen with one eye who followed me everywhere. She once laid an egg in the palm of my hand - gave me a fright 😂 The happiest of birthdays to your daughter 😊🎂

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My husband said ‘Let’s go out for lunch’. I couldn’t manage a pudding. Driving home he stopped the car and got me a 99 with all the bells and whistles. Don’t think I’ll want too much tonight 🤣

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