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Unsigněd Hyp3

@Uns1gn3d_Hyp3

18 days

I have pinned this. I will have the last laugh on this matter. I'll come back to this in December. 🥴

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@TheUnitedLad__

18 days

I feel like Rashford and Jadon Sancho are players to watch out for. To me they seem like new signings, they're also coming into the new season prepared to show the world what they've got! I’m smelling the nastiest redemption arcs from them next season.

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8 months

@Leemsy__ @lamido_husseini @Excellentchaser So, why e come dey pain you?

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10 months

@Neo_officiall Parents dey reason how dem wan pay lesson teachers to coach werey make she pass WAEC, she dey talk about iPhone. She is too comfortable in that house, na why. 🥴

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10 months

@Adedamolarr And he'll be the first to ask you "Brother Tunde, so how was the exam?"... With a smiley face. 😂

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4 months

@bentdaniels E no mean, bros. I don attend interview with person wey get MSc from Liverpool - I see him credentials, see the way dem package him certificate, I begin fear. He couldn't state Ohm's law. 🥴

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7 months

@harrizone98 How long have you been waiting to use this picture, bro?. 😂

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9 months

@ojay_obin Brings us to the Acrimony movie. Mel blaming her sister and everybody else for her decision to divorce her husband. 🥴

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@Uns1gn3d_Hyp3

8 months

Just because you are happy with sleeping on the couch when you offend your woman doesn't mean I should be happy doing it too. Shut it, please.

Nnamdi Azodo

@SimplyAzodo

8 months

According to Twitter standards, you shouldn't ask a lady out for more than a month. Well, I asked @ajebojesus_ out for 8 years before she said "yes". When she did, I said let's go to the alter Today is our 6th wedding anniversary. Moral of the story: happiness has no template

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@Uns1gn3d_Hyp3

11 months

This is what a man would do. But, the other gender? They'll start looking for fancy names like "Hormonal imbalance", "PCOS", "Eating disorder" bla bla bla. 🥴

Frank Edoho

@frankedoho

11 months

In 2017 I broke my ankle playing football & I have struggled with weight loss ever since. There was a time I weighed 120kg. I felt awful. In April this year, I had enough and I set a 3 month target to lose fat. I attained it in a month. I ran & lifted weights & voila- I'm back!

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@Uns1gn3d_Hyp3

4 months

@babaj1de We thank God for 'LA cram LA Pour' and repetitive past questions. 🥴

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8 months

@lartyv_abdul @Leemsy__ @lamido_husseini @Excellentchaser I tire

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2 months

@CaptainArinze @Neo_officiall God bless you for this reply. God bless. Let that rif-raff take his nonsense elsewhere. 🤲🏽😩

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9 months

@chukaobi She is the best female rapper of HER GENERATION of female rappers, make we no lie abeg. She was going bar for bar with Eminem, Jigga, Ye, Weezy and Rick Ross.

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@Uns1gn3d_Hyp3

4 months

Out of sight, out of mind..

Team Jay Rock

@jayrockbible

4 months

“OSOM” by Jay Rock and J. Cole is a classic rap collab 🔥🔥

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@Uns1gn3d_Hyp3

7 months

@Neo_officiall Lol. My papa tell you make you "Turn that TV off" and you dey argue? Who give you that kind boldness? 🥴 Once you hear his car horn outside, you will naturally be of your best behavior. 😌

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9 months

@Neo_officiall Yesterday, women were dropping takes and I was laughing. 😌😌

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5 months

@Neo_officiall Which is why, when it's time to pay them back in their own coins, you have to go all out and stop giving a damn how they'll feel. 🥴

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@Uns1gn3d_Hyp3

3 months

The class after BAT was announced winner of d 2023 elections, Prof walked in and first thing he said was "Where is that Igbo boy? We have defeated U people now. I don't want 2 hear ur voice in this class 2day" I smiled. Make I collect my results first, i need to hear his voice😌

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9 months

@Sussy_Anne007 Even the BelAir mansion had a swimming pool. 🥴

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7 months

@Neo_officiall Neo, my best friend. I have missed you, bro. 😌🌝

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@Uns1gn3d_Hyp3

4 months

@monsieur_ajs @bentdaniels Lol. The very law that your profession was founded on? No make me vex today abeg. 😏

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5 months

@Neo_officiall Lol. Don't be the one to say it, guy.. 😂

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@Uns1gn3d_Hyp3

9 months

@Neo_officiall You don make me dey cry now. The last time wey I cry, na 2002. 🥴

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4 months

@Alexgadgethub @ayosogunro Yes, we deserve to. We speak so well doesn't equate to "We comprehend so well" 🥴

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@Uns1gn3d_Hyp3

5 months

@Neo_officiall If to say the husband na sabi man, e suppose know how to extract the answers from him wife. But in his head, he probably thinks he won. Make we leave am.. 😂

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@Uns1gn3d_Hyp3

8 months

@ojay_obin "SAPIOSEXUAL" on the bio too. 😌

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@Uns1gn3d_Hyp3

9 months

@ojay_obin ...She'll never know why i stopped putting in the effort sha. No be me go tell mad person say e don tey wey e neva baff.🥴

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@Uns1gn3d_Hyp3

10 months

@Neo_officiall You know that video of Pete talking about why African men should not bend the knee when asking their women to marry them? The first time that video was trending, one chick i was talking to at the time - i read her opinion on the video and i canceled her ASAP.

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@Uns1gn3d_Hyp3

8 months

@Mareeyah_ Is this Egusi or achi soup?

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@Uns1gn3d_Hyp3

3 months

@milaham_nk I mean, he has confirmed you are still breathing. That's an A+ in my books. 🤷🏽‍♂️

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@Uns1gn3d_Hyp3

10 months

@Neo_officiall Bro, I remember telling my last girl how I had to smash her first to be sure of how I really felt about her. And she responded with "So, if you had realized you didn't really like me afterwards, you woulda ghosted me?". I replied "Yeah"... The ensuing silence was louddddd. 😂😂

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@Uns1gn3d_Hyp3

9 months

One would think that they can back these lies with their culinary skills. Na una get Egusi, but una no sabi cook am to save una lives. If you don't shvt the hell up. 🥴

Awarawa

@Omoluabiododo

9 months

Egusi is a Yoruba word, which describes the state of the delicacy known as Egusi, the proper meaning is "egun kosi" which translates as there are no thorns in the mixture. Because Yorubas are too liberal, ibos who have nothing are putting things online to change historical facts

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@Uns1gn3d_Hyp3

9 months

@Neo_officiall She is Asian. No put body. 😐

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@Uns1gn3d_Hyp3

8 months

@Debest_of_Kings E just be like the nerdy kid in class, that's trying to start rolling with the coolest kids by all means.

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@Uns1gn3d_Hyp3

9 months

@chukaobi In the end, she had arguably the best verse in the final cut of the track. Can't say the same about her contemporaries.

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@Uns1gn3d_Hyp3

11 months

@ThaBoyYom He was begging for it. He needed the relationship more. "Adore your woman and worship the ground she walks on" 🤡

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@Neo_officiall Lol. Man didn't build all that reputation just to tarnish it by being in bed with El Rufai. I'd rather Obi just gives up on the presidency thing totally than that nonsense.

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@Uns1gn3d_Hyp3

4 months

@Adeeeeeeeey @NuJhayhne @iam_kiddee She collect the doggy with no fuss. 😂

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@Uns1gn3d_Hyp3

7 months

@harrizone98 Lol. Make we respect the celebrant today, biko. Can resume tomorrow. 😂

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@Uns1gn3d_Hyp3

5 months

@Neo_officiall I don use drunken master style interview babe before, she spill every every. She's still looking over her shoulders till this day. 😌

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@Uns1gn3d_Hyp3

9 months

@ojay_obin Shawty replied me with SO IF I DECIDED TO STUDY UPTO PHD LEVEL SO I CAN COMPETE WITH YOU, YOU WON'T HAVE ANY ISSUE WITH IT? I was taken aback for a moment. So, of all the reasons to want to further your education, competing with your husband is your priority? 🤔

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@Uns1gn3d_Hyp3

4 months

Some red flags I look out for. "I don't want a man that will stress me about fitness" "I don't want a partner that will force me to brush before going to bed" I won't react. I Will not tell you what you did wrong. You will just see my wedding IV and it's not your name on it. 🥴

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@COyigbenu

4 months

May we not end up with partners who will force us to brush our teeth before we go to bed🌚

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@Uns1gn3d_Hyp3

9 months

@ojay_obin I was having a debate with one girl i was talking to sometime ago. Subject matter was 'Why some men feel uncomfortable going after women with higher educational qualifications than them'. I said it wasn't a problem for me...

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@Neo_officiall At this point, you can't even say "as long as it's not my sister or woman, it doesn't concern me" anymore because, looking at the bigger picture, your daughter, sister, wife will get exposed to this nonsense on social media, school, etc. It's hard, man. 🤦🏽‍♂️

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@Uns1gn3d_Hyp3

11 months

My own be say, when I start asking you to lose all this fat that you've accumulated in your body, I don't want to hear excuses. I don't want to hear PC0S or any of that. Na you dey chop like thief 4 my front so. 🥴

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@DAMIADENUGA

11 months

Women and fraud 😂😂😂

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11 months

@ThaBoyYom I'm glad we're finally learning how to separate them from the rest of the Igbo men. 🥴

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7 months

@Neo_officiall You are really out to destroy me. 😒

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@Uns1gn3d_Hyp3

10 months

@MikaelCBernard She should be grateful they are not asking her to swear oath before a diety. Ordinary DNA test, una dey dribble like Tinubu dey beg make dem no release him results. 🥴

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@Uns1gn3d_Hyp3

8 months

@ojay_obin "Fun to be with" "No dull moments around me" ~An actual Id!ot that will bore you to death after the sex. 🥴

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@Uns1gn3d_Hyp3

11 months

@Count_Jacque "Do you know the changes that happen to a woman's body after childbirth?" "A lot of women suffer from H0rmonal imbalance" "You don't expect me to still be looking this slim after birth 2 or 3 kids" Nobody talks about their poor feeding habits. This one wey i dey see Koro Koro.

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@Uns1gn3d_Hyp3

9 months

@Bqmbulu Nah. When they meet the nice guys, they play decent. The plan is to cuff the nice guys, that's why they play hard ball.

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@Uns1gn3d_Hyp3

9 months

@yaygha Can't you see he looks so innocent. Looks decent like a regular 9 to 5 guy. 🥺

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@Uns1gn3d_Hyp3

3 months

It's her wedding day and her ex is still on her mind. Tells you all you need to know about these women with multiple bodies. Which explains why they always want elaborate weddings to; Pepper their exes and also show off to their friends @Neo_officiall was right afterall.

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@oku_yungx

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Newly wedded Nigerian lady sends a message to her EX 📌

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@Uns1gn3d_Hyp3

2 months

Lol. He was saying all of this prior to the election. A certain candidate was either licking the microphone, dancing with broom, delegating questions directed at him to members of his entourage or outrightly ducking from debates. But yeah, "All the candidates are the same" 🤡

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The first thing to tackle is food inflation. Once we tackle insecurity and farmers return to farms, our food production will go up and inflation will go down through reduced food prices. When you remove subsidy,

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@Neo_officiall Same girl will tell you that "flat tummy will not matter in heaven, lemme eat abeg I didn't kill anybody" Time to get dressed, she don waste one full cellotape to hide fupa. We all know what we are doing sha. 😌

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@Uns1gn3d_Hyp3

9 months

@iSlimfit Nope. Physics classes should be made compulsory.

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10 months

@goodiegoodieng @Neo_officiall You say something funny in the living room while everybody is sitted and popsy will retort with "that is why you failed last term 😏"

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10 months

@charityoiza @Neo_officiall My mum will be in the next room stoking the flames. Reminding popsy about something you did in his absence a month earlier.

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@Uns1gn3d_Hyp3

10 months

@Neo_officiall ...same time popsy was just coming out from his room. Person wey fail, you dey ontop dining table at 6:30am on a Saturday? It was when popsy called me into his room that I realized that my beloved mother had set me up. 😪

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@Uns1gn3d_Hyp3

7 months

@Neo_officiall This na why i dey always tell you say you be my man. Put me on, bro. Which of those Aunties are you not using at the moment? 🌝

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@Uns1gn3d_Hyp3

2 months

@Iamskununzy @iamklausenburg @ThaBoyYom Go and submit to your woman and stop asking nonsense questions, please. 🤲🏽

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@Uns1gn3d_Hyp3

5 months

Another case of paternity fraud and as usual, women are in the comments talking about the 'emotional bond' to man shares with the kids. How come we don't see this 'emotional bond' when you people are dealing with your house helps?... Bunch of idi0ts.

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@GhenghisKhan01

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A friend of mine got DNA results for all three of his kids yesterday. None of them are his. A 9 year old, a 6 year old and a 4 year old. The man is completely broken. His wife's response was that he worked too hard and she drops her phone. She has not responded to all our calls.

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9 months

@ojay_obin Brooooo. I just knew if i ever fell on hard times and had to live off her, na shege for be my Surname.

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@Uns1gn3d_Hyp3

10 months

@the_tech_writer @jon_d_doe I tire oooo. Walk of shame dey begin by 5:30am. Can't be caught like that, please.. 😂

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11 months

@Camaverde_ @bothgoats @vuyoxhamfu_ You are not making any sense, but go on.

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@Uns1gn3d_Hyp3

10 months

@Neo_officiall If you fail, you no suppose get any Audacity until you make amends in the next term's results.

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@Uns1gn3d_Hyp3

4 months

With Physics, even if you forget a definition but you know the formula, you can always play around with the variables to get the definition. But you see that other one where you have to be writing 2-methyl but-2-ene and the likes? God forbid. 😪

𝓔𝓵𝓾𝓭𝓪𝔂𝓸 𝓑𝓲𝓫𝓲𝓽𝓪𝔂𝓸 ♥︎

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Between Chemistry and Physics which one is harder?

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@Uns1gn3d_Hyp3

11 months

@Chukky_Alozie @ThaBoyYom Your business. You people kept sticking out like a sore thumb and you didn't think people would notice, abi. 🥴

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@Uns1gn3d_Hyp3

2 months

Intentionally stayed away from the "Wife earning more than husband" debate you people have been having on the TL since yesterday. Nothing concern me. My baby is richer than me, and she is feeding me. All I have to do is stay home, cook and look pretty. 😌😌💅

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@Uns1gn3d_Hyp3

11 months

Nahhhh. There is a reason why they chose Will Smith to play him. Nobody else could get his mannerisms like Will did.

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@royzkingin

11 months

This is the coldest video of Muhammad Alli 🐐

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10 months

@Neo_officiall But, did you replace her phone atleast? Because no be me say make you no get body balance. 🤷🏽‍♂️

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@Uns1gn3d_Hyp3

11 months

@Neo_officiall And it's always an Anambra man. 🤷🏽‍♂️

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@Uns1gn3d_Hyp3

10 months

I'm most grateful to God that I know how to bear grudges. So una "Forgive and forget" sermon no dey enter my ear. 😌😌

pro Igbo 100%💅🦋

@wicked_Igbo_gir

10 months

I can't believe Igbo people are doing protest or whatever for mohbad 😂. I think Ndị igbo need to go back to odinani because It's like Christianity is really fvcƙing our mindset up. You guys don't think straight anymore.

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2 months

@japhetho @layiwasabi Since comprehension is not something you are particularly good at, kindly go back to his caption, read it again and try not to miss the quotation signs he used also. 🥴

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4 months

@monsieur_ajs @bentdaniels That is your business. If you don't remember Ohm's law at any point in your life as an Electrical engineer, then you shouldn't be in the profession.

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@chibix12 Make i collect my result first na. 😐

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4 months

George DiCaprio - Black of hair. Leonardo DiCaprio - Blonde of hair. 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

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@fasc1nate

4 months

Baby Leonardo DiCaprio with his mom and dad, 1976.

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@InibeheEffiong @Neo_officiall The Bar. I'm not sure what the point of this screenshot is, but all that's been asked of the girl in question is for her to either bring proof of atleast 1 person that has died from eating Erisco products or she comes to their lab, perform tests and prove that their products...

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@stateoffooty The American Andres Iniesta.

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@Neo_officiall "If they got pregnant outside wedlock, they surely wouldn't be stressing their father unnecessarily." You too sabi ball. 😩

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@DreDaBomb_ @KingEccentricC3 @StevieKnicks21 Don't, please

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@dinewithsoso Who tell you say babes for Miami no dey cook? Make you sef stop to dey cook na, you go attend Shiloh tire. 🥴

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@Neo_officiall Give them a Novel to read and they start acting like you passed a dêath sentence. 🥴

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@Dat_Nato When movie ticket prices got to 3k, I stopped entertaining movie date ideas, na 7k per ticket I go come pay? If you no go come Tiger bar come chop suya with star radler, you get out abeg. 😏

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@Ol0ye An engineer for that matter o.

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3 months

"I can bag any man I want" Oya bag man from 'Old money' make we see na. 🥱

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@_MzJayde

3 months

Omo what is this 💔…I feel for Wofai

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9 months

@Neo_officiall You'll be shocked at what some of the neegas you rate on the timeline are doing in females' DMs. 🥴

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@Neo_officiall It's not unfair anything. Na why men dey run away from women from poor families be this. I will send something to your parents occasionally, but they are not my responsibility. Weren't they surviving before I married you?? 😏

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@Trimogene @ojay_obin "So please, dead that narrative." This is not her saying her own. This is her trying to make her personal experience seem like the reality of the majority. Why is this so difficult to understand?

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@Yehgha This one wey be like say he suffer before 1 woman gree for am, I'm not so sure he can marry other women after this. 🥴

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9 months

@Count_Jacque I am never watching the new Fresh Prince of BelAir. No matter how many times people put it in my face. If they make James Bond movie with a black 007, I no dey watch am. I still regret seeing Black Panther 2. Anything wey wan be like say women na the heroes, I no dey. 🥴

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9 months

@ojay_obin Pay attention to how they eulogize their favorite pastors, Kdrama actors, artists (wizkid, Johnny Drille et al). They would readily sleep with these men if presented with the chance.

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@Uns1gn3d_Hyp3

9 months

@_mahaliadelli @intronuance They're saying you should take this energy to your landlord. 😩

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@Uns1gn3d_Hyp3

4 months

@hunkle_rapon @confissoeszxxx Que sera sera what will be will be, fin El chapo senor?

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@Uns1gn3d_Hyp3

4 months

Patriarchy, Wickedness and Sacrifice.

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@khid_wrld

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@Uns1gn3d_Hyp3

9 months

Sweetheart, if there is still movement outside, you are leaving my place that night. And I am losing your number at the same time. You think say na your senior bros house you come? 😏

Amanda Chinda 😘

@Omah_sila

9 months

I’m the type of girl who will sleep over at your house 20 times & still not let you knack 🤣🙎🏼‍♀️

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@Uns1gn3d_Hyp3

5 months

@xagreat @EstherUmoh10 If this is the brain you use in crossing roads, you are in trouble o. 🥴

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@Uns1gn3d_Hyp3

7 months

@Neo_officiall You will not carry them to the grave, greedy man. 😏

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@Uns1gn3d_Hyp3

8 months

@ADoseOfStella_ But you űgly sha o. How do you cope without makeup? 🤔

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@Uns1gn3d_Hyp3

10 months

@Neo_officiall Bro. Jss2 3rd term, I came 9th - na mumsy collect results (my school only handed results to the parents) When popsy came home that evening, I had already slept. The following morning, a Saturday, mumsy dished food at 6am - I rush go carry food keep ontop dining table at 6:30am...

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