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Amanda Chinda 😘

@Omah_sila

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Football punting | Learning how to sleep πŸ˜ͺ | Product designer | Building @Omaxmediahouse

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@Omah_sila
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7 months
The most chaotic thread on Twitter rn! Had to bring it back πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­
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Wait cause i really thought this was the GTA at first.😭
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Armed robbers are so weird, why are you beating me because I don’t have money
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Boobs lovers open this
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In Nigeria we don't eat breakfast on a festive day... We starve until the real food is ready😭
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Can a man actually tell when his woman has had sex with another man?
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Best & most meaningful tattoo I’ve ever seen.❀️
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If you often masturbate, open this
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Boobs lovers open this
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She moved from β€œyou’re not my type” to β€œcan I pump your gas” real quick.πŸ˜‚ Pt. 1
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He was too local for her until she saw his corvette.πŸ˜‚ Pt. 1
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I have two toothbrushes at home, one for me and one for 2 of my girls, each of them think it's her personal toothbrush.
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Newly released movies you should see this weekend; 1) Imani
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If your parents have the funds, just pick a private university. There’s nothing prestigious about federal schools in this country ...
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Naaah!! Lagos Landlords need to be stopped.
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After I told this guy I'm a good cook, he sent me 20k to prepare fried rice and chicken for him. I used the money to visit the less privileged today text him to visit me by 4pm. He came and was waiting for me to serve him food then I just got undressed πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ
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I'm not your bro, I know my sisters. Don't call me bro. I want to see your nakedness and grab your nyash.
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My friend just called me that she's pregnant mean while her boyfriend of 4 years has been sponsoring her through school from his small footwear business. Now She’s pregnant for her course mate...
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Dating a photographer is very tricky, You don’t even know if he’s posting his side chic or promoting his business.πŸ€£πŸ˜‚
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Na now I sabi why Prodigal son go back him papa house . Omo this adulthood no easy.
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A 13-year-old boy from Burkina Faso destroyed a French military drone that was spying on them with his slingshot. A thread!
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Survival movies you should see; 1) Apocalypto
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Wife: My husband is at work The Husband:
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iphone 14 - 600k Land - 800K iPhone 14, 4 years later - 250K Land - 4 years later - 5 million I just say make I update you. Who no use money well Go hustle again oo.
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So your babe friends are all doing hookup except your babe. Wao that’s so interesting and sweet.
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Kings please open this❀️
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Big nyash over fine face any day of the week.. I don't care how my kids look, that's their future problem.πŸ€·πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ
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The most painful shiii that can happen to you in secondary school is misplacing your Biology note in middle of third term
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Ahh! Nigerians... Why??? 😭😭😭
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My friend called his stolen phone.The person picked and said 'Bros if na you steal this fine Samsung you go return am?β€™πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚
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High school movies you should see; 1) After
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Dear men, please reduce the way you hype big ass and boobs. They are not assets as you claim. Women are losing their lives to surgical enhancement procedures to please men. Nobody should tell me they did it to please themselves. It’s to get a man’s attention. No more no less!!
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Every Nursing mother should watch this 😍
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Everytime I save money for rainy days, it rains the following day.πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ’”πŸ’”
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Yesterday I was telling my father how a man was shot, he asked me with what? I wanted to reply with cutlass,but I don’t have another house🀣
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14 years old,George Stinney Jr,african american who was accused of killing white girls aged 11 & 7. was sentenced and killed with an electric chair. After 70yrs , in 2014, George was proven innocent. A thread
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Romance movies with the best sex scene you should see; 1) Blue Is the Warmest Colour
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bro knows what's coming,he made sure the car door was open.πŸ˜‚
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All of you getting married now better raise your kids right. They are going to be my kids senior in secondary school and I don't take rubbish
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RIP to all the accounts that stopped tweeting because they passed on and we never knew about it
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I came late for a carryover class in school one time and the mumu lecturer said β€œlandlord, welcome o”
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Nigerian Parents don’t even care much about your dreams ,they just don't want to be disgraced
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Tv Series that should never have been cancelled; 1) Legend of the Seeker
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Interesting Military movies you should see today: 1) 13 Hours : Secret soldiers of benghazi
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Girl legit gave him a fake number then came back running after she saw his car.πŸ’€ Pt. 1
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I posted my ex one time while we were dating. babe DMed me ,"Delete please , people will suspect" Suspect what exactly, You thief?
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@AfricaFactsZone Nigerians popularize the Afcon We need credits
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Imagine fucking your husband before he leaves for work, fucking him again when he gets back. Where will he see the strength to cheat???? Drain him so that he won’t even have strength for another woman.
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The most deserved belt in history was given to Bridget Walker the little boy who saved his little sister from a German shepherd dog. A thread
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We all got that friend that can call us on our honeymoon and say "howfar una don knack?🀣
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Bro when the money comes don't change your girl,Change her life.
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No matter how amazing your wedding was, it won't make sense to those who didn't eat anything.
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Ass lovers open this
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Nobody tells a story better than a person that wasn't even there.
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Men that pee on the road are very disgusting and mannerless
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Someone mistakenly called me now, thinking I'm her manager , requesting for 1 day off, so I just gave her 1 week off. Honestly, We need rest in this country
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I just rewatched Titanic again and even when half of the ship was inside water , they still had light. I'm angry with Nigeria all over again.
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George McLaurin the first black man admitted to Oklahoma University in 1948, he was forced to sit in a corner away from his fellow white men. ⁣ A thread
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Pictures of celebrities before & after applying movie makeup A thread
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Kings pls pls open this
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Hate when elderly people say "you're too young to be tired", aiit uncle , "you're too old to be alive" but here we are.πŸ™„
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There’s that one child that doesn’t eat what everybody eats in the houseπŸ˜‚πŸ€£.
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AΒ Reversed Zoo InΒ Rancagua, Chile, Where People Are inΒ Cages, and Animals Are Free. A Thread
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A Thread Of Tv Shows Most Intelligent Characters : 1) Michael Scofield
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Only money has the right to say,"You'Il regret losing me". The rest of you must relax.
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Do you remember those days you sat with your ex and gave names to your unborn babies? 🀣🀣 2 mumu people 🀣
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I’m the type of girl who will sleep over at your house 20 times & still not let you knack πŸ€£πŸ™ŽπŸΌβ€β™€οΈ
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If you don't understand the power of story telling. Remember, Blacklist had you liking a fugitive and Money Heist had you rooting for bank robbers.
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β€œyou smell nice” and β€œyour skin is so soft” are top tier compliments.
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They should sell these at the cinema instead of popcorn.
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Jason Statham movies you should see; 1) Spy
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A Thread Of Heist Movies You Should See Today: 1) Inside Man
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Delete one: 1: Mum 2: 900 billion 3: Heaven
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Soon as you start saying ’’my girlfriend will never’’ she starts nevering like never before.
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Boys please open this
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ANIME YOU SHOULD SEE : 1) The Boondocks
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The best thriller movies you should watch today. 1. Seven
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If you often overthink, please open this
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Introverts pls open this
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I really don’t get people’s obsession with privacy, why do you always announce how private you are? β€œNo one knows me! No one knows me” Pele oh tomorrow.
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My age no longer allows me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad. It is because of lack of money.
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Nigerian girls will never tell you you're handsome, they'll be like "the way you look eh, you go be serious womanizer”
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Three bedroom flat for a guy that isn't married doesn't really make sense at all
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Proud to announce that my dream of becoming a criminal lawyer is halfway complete! I’m working on the lawyer part now.
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How far into the relationship do you start having sex??
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McMorris Ndubueze funny short videos. 1) "As you dey jazz up , make you stand firm , guy focus!" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Be honest, who was actually wrong?
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A Thread of some weird designs.πŸ˜‚ 1)
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Being in a relationship with someone on the same joke wavelength as you, is a blessing.
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Random babies that looks like celebrities πŸ˜… A thread He looks like Ed SheeranπŸ˜‚
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Movies Based on True stories You Should See: 1) Hacksaw Ridge
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@ManlikeNano_ @dammiedammie35 We go still hear the new name and cancel it still
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Faking phone calls to get out of uncomfortable situations >>>>>>.
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Ignoring the red flags just because you want to see the good in people will cost you a lot later.
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I asked him to unhook the bra himself and he effortlessly obeyed πŸ˜‚ then told him how I spent his 20k I thought he was gonna to be mad but guess who is sucking breassst rn? Oga said he dosent even like fried rice again πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Thriller movies you should see; 1) Wrath of Man
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A thread of Funny Illustrated Puns
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Wearing an outfit and looking exactly how you imagined >>>
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