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7 years
Dear WHITE WOMEN! Why are you SOOO angry? In traffic! At Woolworths, at Home Affairs, at taxi drivers and security guards...hell, at your own kids when you’re at the mall. No one shouts and cries more. Let’s talk please...I feel unsafe around white women...genuinely!
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12 minutes and she’s out! Even my back is out!🤣
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Have kids…
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4 years
Bazalwane thusang...
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5 years
My Neighbour has guests. He also never greets. Should I? And yes he is!
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@UncleThato
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5 years
Le kwa ka R600 ya Uber? Shem. I used to pick up my then gf’s car to fill it up or go pick her up. Now, she’s my wife and she has a petrol card linked to my account. She’s never split a bill with me. Y’all look at the wrong places for men Shem.
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@sikwitit2302 He (15) stole the car keys…
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@UncleThato
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5 years
Grandfathers...the softest former monsters!🤣
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This was a great way to return to #StepWithMaster
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@NathanWolf92 @BigdaddyC__ @Universalsldr Naaah...they have apps and offer the link to download straight from their site because google play store doesn’t accept adult apps. I saw this whilst reading the bible on the train! 👼
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@UncleThato
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Partied hard and first year was the best FOUR years of my life. Kicked out of UCF Twice. At 30, I owned a house, a convertible and was way up the corporate ladder. 5 years later, gave it all up to change careers and now own my firm! Point: life is to be lived, not theorised.
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I always say this to young people who work in my company.The ages 18-25 yrs are so critical.If u waste that time being a rebel wasting ur parents money,being cool,hanging around wrong circles etc.U waste so much time&before u know it u’re 30 with nothing to show for your life. 🙏🏽
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Hello baby Jesus and the Ancestors! Now to choose that song...🕺🏾
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@TumiRametse Why you park Der!
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6 years
She turned 3 months old yesterday....or in other words, 91 days old.
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@UncleThato
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8 months
Double admission done…conveyancer and notary!
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5 years
She wouldn’t stop being restless...it worked.
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@UncleThato
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MTN peeps...cheaper data...support a black sister...
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Sithungisile!
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5 years
Third wheelin...
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@UncleThato
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Matchy matchy will be the death of me! 🤣
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@basetsana_07 “A person I thought was a friend of mine...” is how your tweet should have started.
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5 years
My barber did the things neh?
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6 years
If this isn’t love...
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4 years
@Faith_M1 This part? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@UncleThato
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7 years
I should have been at this wedding mos!🤣🤣🤣🤣 #OurPerfectWedding #OPW
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6 years
Two generations of @MercedesBenz C-Class Coupe... DAS BESTE ODER NICHTS!!!
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@LloydLTK_29 @Sello_Makgotho @ThatoR_ Group assignment vibes!🤣🤣🤣
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5 years
Imagine this is your arrival...daily...
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@Kuhle_28 It ended in tears!🤣
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@PhoshPk @StyledByJay_1 I was, and she fed me, never made me feel poor and inadequate. We’ve been through hell and heaven!
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2 generations of Matchy-Matchy... now that I’m with BoMma, everything is fine!
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This, in short, sums up a universal truth that is often ignored. MoneyMoneyMoney...MONEY! #OurPerfectWedding #OPW 😂😂
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4 years
This is NOT how this works!🤣
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@UncleThato
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Dancing our way to a 6-pack!🤣🤣🤣 #Step
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@UncleThato
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7 years
@WaltS1010 @dbbovey That irony is lost one me. There’s many people walking around with the biggest smiles with a full out war inside them. They don’t make their problems ours...even though they could.
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4 years
This is the best I can do... #DuduzaniChallenge
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5 years
He had 1 job...🤣🤣🤣 #SAInauguration19
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@UncleThato
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They joy of a double admission. Your fav Uncle is now an Attorney, Notary Public and Conveyancer! I made a promise to myself in Feb 2023 that I’ll be such before the end of this year…it’s done now!!!
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2 years
Works like a charm, always!
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@UncleThato
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5 years
Yiza apha nawe ndikubeleke! Maybe you will finally know what love is! 🥰
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Ungumnqundu yazi, funqula umntana ade alale, ayikho lekaka uyenzayo
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Ke kopa @FOCALISTIC a tlo nka ngwana please...
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7 years
Love, It Lives, In Leaves, Love Leaves Here.
@RealisticPoetry
Realistic Poetry International
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How poetic can you be? Write a short poem about what you see!
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I’d rather walk through JHB CBD counting money whilst you paying music on my iPhone than engage a shouting white woman.
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@UncleThato
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6 years
#Shikisha in Melrose serves delicious food at extremely reasonable prices. Meal on the left is R75 and the other is R55. And these are available midweek for lunch too.
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When #Karma gets a #Bully
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It doesn’t get darker and wittier than this!🤣🤣🤣🤣
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10 Best #WeightLoss tips I’ve received so far: 1. Quit Sugar. 2. Exercise Frequently 3. Drink lots of water, at least 2L/day 4. Cut out carbs/starch and boil instead of fry. 5. Lots and lots of vegetables. 6. No alcohol! 7. (I stopped listening. AOWA!) 8. 9. 10.
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4 years
Boss ya mboka. Kitoko makasi!
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Hosting the fam...
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6 years
Pics finally out. KATLEGO DID THAT. Made my niece the happiest bride I’ve seen in a long while. Thank you @YougottaLoveKaz Was worth every penny!😘
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@sindivanzyl @PhilaN91 I was actually at this event. I took this video just before that #StepBox set:
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@Thisismlu98 Until he finds employment, he can register as a court appointed social worker, be his own boss and make a steady living doing fulfilling work...🤷🏾‍♂️ Can link him up with someone who can provide him info.
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@Toscallo Mara ke’o arabile jo. Khanthe o nyak’o mpaisa?
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4 years
The Hat gang, featuring Queen Sedi!
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How non-rent paying house mates chill after eating and not doing dishes!
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6 years
So much alcohol advertising in Braamfontein...
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Proud Pedi girls internationally!
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6 years
What bae wants, bae gets. Drove like a maniac chasing a 7pm closing time only to find google had it wrong...it was 8pm.
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4 years
For 25marks, explain...
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6 years
E reng aviator mo ngwaneng?
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Dance-off with that QuickStep! Monate o leng mo!!!🔥🔥🔥
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@Am_Blujay The racists don’t want to fold and take a seat.
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Introducing the team at @TMMahapaINC ....website revamp loading...
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@mbali_ndlela But that “you just chickened out” also deserves a special mention...
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This time last week I was in Delivery Room 2 at the maternity ward. Today, she peed on my hand as I was checking her nappy. The endless list of #Firsts to be enjoyed!
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Fetch you life...with the hype man and a crowd. Probably one of the best I recorded...
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@mothergoose_kn Karyn, ever heard of irony? At this exact moment, you are NOT achieving what you thought you would with that tweet!🤣🤣🤣🤣
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This BP on Jan Smuts in Dunkeld is always on point with their message boards! @BP_SouthAfrica
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@WaltS1010 @dbbovey We are all stressed. We all need better jobs and more money. We all have soaring costs! Nothing says “Welcome back to SA” like a white woman shouting at the immigration agents. I mean, what could you possibly have to complain about???
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Kitoko makasi. Boss ya mboka!🤣
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Start and end of decade...
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Former BallRoomDance champions in their hey days. 42years of marriage. Lovers of life. Best friends. Ladies and gentlemen, MY FOLKS who took over the dance floor at a wedding! #LikeFatherLikeSon
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Ke jewa ke this tweet. It won’t die and it’s making liars out of tweeps for clout.
@akreana_
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O jewa ke eng ?
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This is an appreciation tweet for @UnathiBangani who, at my lowest, made sure I went on holiday, got me an Apple Watch, fed me daily for a year, got me liquored up nice, flew me out of town, made sure depression stayed far from me. Anything I’ll achieve, I owe her! I love you sis
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Today, laugh like Sedi does...
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Matchy-matchy will be a way of life for her!🥰
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Lunch with family...priceless moments! Lamb, pork ribs, chicken wings, word, mogodu, Nama ya hlogo, snoek, garlic bread, pap, coleslaw and beetroot!!!
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After kicking ass at court...
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Where the money at then?
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What you want, wants you.
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Wazzzzuuuuuuppp!!!
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A 1 year old doll with a 70yr old Rakgolo!
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Started with over 100 people crammed into this small class...these are the die hards that went the full 2.5hrs! #Stepathon was awesome.
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@nyk31_ @Sentletse From strict fathers who we feared asking for permission to go to the mall...to these softies that shout at us to hurry up with the bottle!
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Don’t get me wrong, I’m not advocating for recklessness. Just saying that life isn’t a straight jacket with absolutes. You must draw lessons from your experiences and use them to chart a better path!
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My housemates...
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@SfisoHeroMtetwa @NotSoKarabo Yes we can, on both dates.
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The groom’ mother and younger sister are singing the song...I Ju-
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@Mthunzilele @LeboMokwena @sihle_qumza @DoesHappen Haai Dali, that’s a sensitive topic!🤣
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AAAAAaaaannnd...we’re out for the count. This chest is amazing!
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@PapaBoipelo Have you ever known me to resort to violence ever?
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This "Kuyabhekezelwa emshadweni" type of advice is trash, trash, TRASH!!! Don't ever tell my daughter than, please! #OurPerfectWedding #OPW
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Full house for the #StepAThon ...and that how you build up a combo
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2009 v 2019...🤣🤣🤣
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👅 😛...
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When it’s your birthday...
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