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Giorgio Marauder

@TwoHeadedGoy

17 hours

This was the soundtrack for my commute to work today

1 Aug 24

Playlist · Giorgio Marauder · 17 songs

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@bubbaprog @rava "Somebody with a guilty conscience" is a strange euphemism for "somebody rightfully terrified of the police"

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@nativegoths I'll allow it for the sake of argument

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@DougDefinitely @gazpachomachine My Uncle Sandra would agree

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@TLiverr7 @atdanwhite look again, it is clearly a wine glass, or else the water is quite poorly

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@EricLocked @Hezbolsonaro If all it took was unprecedented ecological collapse to put a smile on that guy's face, maybe it's all worth it

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@TheRealNeoThe @WendySnowRadish He'll always be the baby because he never got to grow uo

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@HoustonChron @jon_limehouse Rolls right off the tongue

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@stridden @qanon_reaI This explains why my uncle Weavon was so creepy

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@SkinnyTuna @UgoOkere Substance abuse in my case

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Mike Pence, law student (1985)

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@ohlode @LadiesOfReddit Holy shit, how long was he seven years old

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@daily_romania Is it because they allied with Nazi Germany and participated in the Holocaust?

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@3zraaaa @LolOverruled My experience is that the heat is on too high for the winter, and the heated up dookie on the floor is recirculating through the vents

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@itsJeffTiedrich @Acyn @MollyJongFast @JasmineForUS Maybe so, but she really made it hers

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@AvivaKlompas That's not what "last words" means

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@JennaEllisEsq @AClare16 👥 𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗮𝗱𝗱𝗲𝗱 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁 Jenna Ellis has, in fact, pleaded guilty

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2 years

I should call her

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@vanillaopinions How does the smallest president have the biggest feet

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@raymondedwards @gazpachomachine I think it's that it's coming from an international call center

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@erallover @punishedthumbs Are they talking about this?

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@HananyaNaftali Okay, bro

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@RespectableLaw @joe_exotic @JordanUhl *are

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2 years

@griph @mfunlimited There are 1024 kb per mb, so it's actually only 62.5 mb, though potentially the save information for 7500 games, so still more than enough

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@ArchieFrmQueens @DahliaZahava If this was a 60-year-old Puerto Rican, it would track

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9 months

@HilzFuld Shit, the same thing happened to me at band camp

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@ArchieFrmQueens @DahliaZahava That place has been gentrified at least as long as she's been alive

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@conzmoleman @WendySnowRadish I'll wait down here on the lawn

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@Very__Regular I don't know, Hidden Valley sound pretty exclusive to me

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@grohlsfoos @punishedthumbs This almost enough for me to forgive her for killing that dude from Nirvana

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8 months

@washingtonpost Good of the "Democracy Dies in Darkness" publication to make excuses in advance for genocidal fascists

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9 months

@shashj Totally normal CV you've got there, bro

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@LolOverruled @rahanfromtehran Whenever I receive an email like this, I review the citizenship requirements for Spain

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@blixberrie @AyeshaASiddiqi Because they would never ever, as if sex only occurs with consent

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11 months

@AR500ARMOR @cboyack Why would anyone in the United States of America require an armored backpack?

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@kbutterly @AndreaNimchuk Go for what? Candy corn teeth?

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3 years

@DrWomanhattan If there's an overflow, I also have a house

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@EmmaTolkin @offbeatorbit How does she have a picture of my parents fighting on her dress

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2 years

@penguuuuinns @MostNated Bro, never forget

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@LegoRacers2 It appears that twelve people are planning to murder Mr. Smith on a train, @FBI

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@jaketapper You might want to take a peek at the ratios on this one

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@PageSix Good

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4 years

@bratzxdesss He's just making sure you don't get dicknapped

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8 months

@broseph_stalin @ElSangito Oh cool, his wife is Deputy Chief Counsel for the Senate Foreign Relations Committee

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@shaun_vids @sleepisocialist Someone should explain that they are an even BIGGER status symbol in a community that does not require automobiles

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@Eve6 @lindayaX Pretty sure that's her only real job function, since Elon is clearly still exercising executive power

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6 months

@ThomasR36061191 @TheRealNeoThe It was a puppet show about dinosaurs

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1 year

The weirdest thing is that these dudes already HAVE beards

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2 years

@WDRedacted @EveSimmns Yes, the best way to verify anectodal evidence is...to collect more anecdotal evidence

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@MatthewFerrari

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@anabelastreams @gazpachomachine You get what you pay for

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4 years

@DiggzWorld @TIFF_NET The jacket had almost as many lines as he did

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6 months

@standupdan RIP your "career"

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@FacebookAIslop @hot_labor Used?

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@NavalInstitute Looking at this photo, I can clearly see that both boats are wet

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@sordijinger Glad to see the old Ear Wax paint is still up...I took this photo while I was out on a smoke break in 2014

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@MIGOP Sounds like a waste of taxpayer money to me

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2 years

@ComradeX02 @kirkpate Just compressing method acting preparation into 20 seconds and then doing they shit with his hands

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@LowellChevalier Cry about it some more

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@skullkid_dotcom @glompinator Grown man you say

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@munyachawawa @UjuAnya "How's that different from defending Rishi Sunak?" 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

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@nicoleshodges @KFILE Good luck to her with that...kinda hard to regret what you can't remember

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1 year

I'm going to tell my kids this was Abby Shapiro

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10 months

@NotPotBol @SandyFrizzle I don't think I can get away with saying what kind of video I'd like to see this guy in

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9 months

@HUSTLECONTENT @Alphafox78 Pretty sure this one should have been aborted

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@KevMagnet @Very__Regular Yeah, because shouting the n-word at Robert De Niro didn't sink him

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@meiselasb Oh wow, sounds like he has a lot of energy and also should be kept as far as possible from the reigns of power, even if that means sending him on the first human mission to the sun

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@reverendmoney @DinkCult True, but they looked fabulous

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@pgbeckec @JuliaForChrist She wears short skirts, I wear tunics

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3 years

@nickstgermaine @vid1917 Her name is "not my wife"

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@mitchpeotter @rahanfromtehran There's a bar not too far from me that has a special liquor license that allows them to open at 6 am for soccer games, but you go in and there's a breakfast buffet and no one is paying attention to the game

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@HalfAtlanta @sleepisocialist Obama made an earnest effort to lift the embargo, but it was unable to get the approval of a majority of the senate

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@HowardA_AtLaw The first Gal Gadot Wonder Woman movie is premised on the fact that she cannot stand idly by during World War I. Fast forward to the next movie in the 1980s, and she somehow stood by and let the Shoah happen...wtf message is that supposed to be?

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@TristanSnell The same sort of person who would give Donald Trump a loan

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11 months

@ElectionLegal Big and tall, little and small Doctor Yakub has a place for us all

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@austinahlman @kathbarbadoro We should have an 80-year age cap on senators

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@CBMovieFan @punishedthumbs First choice retired

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@LegoRacers2 He just added "Genuflections" after "Kneelings" to impress people with his knowledge of synonyms

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@robertt I'm not sure they would have consented to this audience

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2 years

@chunkbardey I find that ketamine helps

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@MiddleEastEye I think I've heard this one before

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@aramnotagoat @offbeatorbit Okay, but why are we not talking about what happened to Nathan Fielder's chin

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@Very__Regular Mac and cheese from scratch must start with a well-seasoned mornay sauce or else we're no better than the cavemen

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5 months

@OneSmolCat Instead of four different Beatles biopics, they should do the Monkees

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@swagdopegirl @Mr_MarketingYT The race between emphysema and cirrhosis to kill him was cut short by his second heart attack in 1991

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@RudyGiuliani No, it is indicative of the embarrassing absurdity of your destructive actions. You used to be a lawyer, and you should know the difference

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@ettingermentum @IrateMaxwell Quite the leap, but I'm here for it

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2 years