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my lifes a joke and i cant stop laughing. she/her.

Chicago, IL
Joined March 2012
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@sordijinger
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4 years
Selfie drop ❤️
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build a jail cell for the property brothers
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@wiseconnector
W 𝗜 𝗦 𝗘 𝗖 𝗢 𝗡 𝗡 𝗘 𝗖 𝗧 𝗢 𝗥 ™ 💬
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What would you do with this space?
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6 months
strange girls. why ? were they born ?
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4 months
who’s tryna have an ape summer
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Great day for substances outdoors w da fellas
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7 months
fuck it. fortnite stream at the bar.
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8 months
crazy new Oscar’s category dropped.
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9 months
just saw some white dude post a bottle of sriracha on his story and caption it “iykyk”
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6 months
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@drinkgaragebeer
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Best caption wins a prize
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8 months
applying to a job that’s not EasyApply
@beyoncegarden
𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚
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name something harder than this😭
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2 months
shrex appeal is off the charts
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2 months
someone fire my secretary. he is sleeping on the job
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2 months
miss qualley shoulda hooped
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Sydney Sweeney & Margaret Qualley on the set of Once Upon A Time… in Hollywood
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8 months
i just—
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@pinkglasshouse
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I just-
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“i'm sort of dominant you're kind of submissive”
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11 months
@BoyYeetsWorld maybe this is the start of a beautiful friendship
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10 months
I APOLOGIZE BUT LOOK AT THIS ANGEL
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7 months
absolutely insane pet shop name
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1 month
#NewProfilePic just dropped fr
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6 months
obsessed with making him freman
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8 months
no CUNTry for old men.
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6 months
who ever is in charge of evolution, please make more things bipedal
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FROGS CAN WALK?????
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6 months
i shit you not, a man just said “i had cancer please take a ciggy from me” on my walk home from work. i’m not even lying. like i wish i was
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10 months
lighting in this dive bar spanks
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1 year
I have successfully changed the voice in my head to Antonio’s voice
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Antonio is obviously a generational talent. But don't sleep on Gary
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6 months
a very drunk woman told me to pose with drinks i was bringing to a table at work but they’re kinda cute, so slay
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9 months
san luis obispo heads rise up
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3 months
apes together rich
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The modern ‘PLANET OF THE APES’ franchise has passed $2 billion worldwide.
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9 months
insta close friends saw it first
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3 months
kinda slay low key
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29 days
who up and wanna connect on linkedin
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10 months
no face loves mango white claws
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6 months
who tf let me fuck around on the film camera a bit
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5 months
david lynch: i think pugs are kind of silly little guys people who like to over analyze dune:
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The pug in Lynch's Dune makes perfect sense. Just like Paul, it's the product of generations of selective breeding that should have made genetic perfection, but it's kind of just a little freak
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28 days
gengar hat is back bitches
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23 days
i WILL be catching a foul ball tonight
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4 months
she’s 1,352 weeks old 🤩🤩🤩
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4 months
starting my 9 innings 9 dogs 9 beers challenge rn. tap in
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11 months
new best friend just dropped !!!!
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11 months
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10 months
letter of resignation? sent gengar hat? acquired feeling? so epic
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3 months
i am so passionate about crop dusting strangers. truly it is my favorite hobby
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3 months
chode high life has been acquired
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2 months
i might not have completed my 9 innings 9 beers 9 dogs tonight, but i will say, i had a great time. xoxo
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2 months
shrek is excited
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‘SHREK 5’ will release on July 1, 2026 in theaters. Mike Myers, Cameron Diaz and Eddie Murphy will all reprise their roles.
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6 months
happy st patrick’s day collin farrell
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people analyzing dune: the pug is a representation of paul being a part of the bene gesserit breeding program to create the kwisatz haderach david lynch: pug make me go haha
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6 months
while ur up marching ur madness, i’m out here marching my sadness
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6 months
i wish he could try a garden salsa sun chip
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3 months
look at this fucking collage that snapchat just made me
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3 months
had one (1) shower espresso martini and i’m feeling so epic rn.
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8 months
where is bald ann dowd.
@0liviaolive
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Mama, they done put me in the Bald Corner
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8 months
Me In Time Out
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27 days
remember that girl who made a tik tok about how her dad left her family to break dance? this is him now.
@MissOoo1g
Jenson Mutton 🐑 هايدي 🐨🦘
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I'm starting to get obsessed with how this lady scammed the Australian government to pay for her French holiday and all she had to do is pretend to breakdance
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3 months
imagine sending nudes via the toast machine
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8 months
no invite for jordzilla ? :/
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@DiscussingFilm
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The ‘GODZILLA MINUS ONE’ team react to their #Oscar nomination. See the full nominees list:
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3 months
i want to eat watermelon with these friends
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9 years
HMU if u wanna join our virtual choir!!!!xD
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2 months
new shirt just dropped
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2 months
boutta get drunk and make it everyone’s problem
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3 months
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@MarlboroMansTD
Marlboro Blue Skies
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There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see
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7 months
fuck it, 3.5 hour kurosawa movie at the bar
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6 months
jordzilla stuns on the red carpet
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10 months
my helmet broke so now i will suffocate and die
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4 months
checking off beer number 8 and 7 rn
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10 months
ok wait gengar hat just dropped tho
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4 months
haters told me i couldn’t do it and they were right.
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2 months
can’t believe i slimed renee rapp at the kids choice awards 😳
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@PopCrave
Pop Crave
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Reneé Rapp shares aftermath photo from being slimed at the Kids’ Choice Awards.
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9 months
i washed my hands, don’t worry.
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2 months
i made one (1) new friend
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9 months
my brother (28) walked up to open presents in a faze clan jersey.
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7 years
@iambrianimanuel i think we’re twins or something idk
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9 months
cat’s in the bag
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11 months
ok he pooped on the bed but i guess that is ok
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new best friend just dropped !!!!
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3 months
guess what time it is baby
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9 months
xx
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@taynextdoor
tay.
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it's the last month of the year, quote with your favorite pictures of yourself this year.
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8 years
take a shot every time u see @ashleylauren421 and @Tylerromerooo in the senior slideshow
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10 months
two bugs snuggin
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thank god he finally figured out how to use the computer
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14 days
newest member of the svu
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happy 5 year anniversary of me seeing tobey mcguire at sundance :D
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Will My Mashed Tater Pixxa Make The Haters Mad Again?
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5 months
happy first chicago dog day!!!!!!
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2 months
color theory is so crazy bc nobody here knows i’m asian glowing so hard rn
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5 months
miller high life in a can feels like an abomination. miller high life in its beautiful bottle feels like a gift sent from heaven, like the water of life, like i was meant to drink at least 10 of them in one sitting.
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8 years
if I had a dime for every snap story I saw of flume I'd actually have enough money to buy a ticket:/
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@sordijinger
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9 years
So much better than a good morning text omg😍❤️❤️❤️😍❤️❤️😍😍❤️😍 #lol http://t.co/baa3HD9BAK
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9 months
baby grew out of his flannel already😔😔😔
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10 months
would u be embarrassed if i showed up to the function with u like this
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10 months
i will never be Her.
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1 year
I am so bad at keeping secrets, I’ll just tell you. I’m being her
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9 months
jordzilla and godzilla at the music box
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10 months
can u believe he was almost named duncan idaho
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9 months
finn loves that i am unemployed
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8 months
double dawggin
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7 months
watching Heat(1995). talking with al pacino about shooting guns
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7 months
patrick mahat ! :D
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i was born to be a short, stout middle aged man with a big belly who loves to laugh.
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10 months
ok wait she slays so much more now
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10 months
all done :)
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