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corey

@glompinator

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4 months

mac and dennis: we need money guys! let’s come up with another wacky scheme! are we gay btw? lol! charlie and dee subplot:

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@skullkid_dotcom i seriously have no idea how someone was like hey aren’t you actually suffering. i’m pretty sure kaitlin just didn’t bring it up until years later

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dee and charlie just ate them the fuck up

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mac for 10 seasons: i’m not gay guys!!! i work out hard and i sleep with women!!! you can’t catch me doing that gay shit!! average dennis reynolds subplot (people will maul you for saying hes bi):

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she looks so beautiful and classy here and rob looks like he’s trying to be threatening while also tightrope walking

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Kaitlin teach him how to pose please

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charlie is looking like the most beautiful chill girl ever and rob looks like he eats roadkill

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Charlie and Rob at the Netflix is a Joke Fest - Celebrity Golf Invitational! ⛳️🏌🏻

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frank was fujo’ing tf out here

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@elektra359 i’m being dramatic for comedic effect

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4 months

the state of sunny

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3 months

@MoneyMoneyBucks estrogen bomb??😭😭😭 i was joking when i called it torture

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@Kuroiya1 yeah man i called it that as a joke

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4 months

chris pratt as mario is like 9/11 but charlie day as luigi is like when they invented rainbows

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3 months

i think slapping his bald head from just the right angle would produce a sound we’ve never heard before

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26 days

this is the stupidest thing i’ve ever made

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4 months

she’s always on some shit like this i’m a huge fan

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@doodles_geeky didn’t they already

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nepofledgling daniel molloy 🇵🇸

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22 days

you can be bi curious at 71 too if you are whimsical enough

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The gender of it all

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18 days

(wokely) she cut her hair is she transgender

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18 days

I’m not saying anything but I am watching and observing and taking notes

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4 months

i need rob banned from hair gel and glenn banned from hair straighteners. charlie can do whatever he wants ❤️

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4 months

the psychiatrists to frank:

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3 months

@Jenna_smmith omg what episode was that? i only heard them bring it up on a diff podcast episode i’d like to hear more of the story

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16 days

rob mcelhenney

𝐀𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐚・.・✫・

@kewpiedrac

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Why was he the man of my dreams when I was a kid

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noah 🎧

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4 months

mac charlie dennis dee

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3 months

shit got so serious i started taking pictures of my laptop screen

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Dee looks so beautiful here ignore the fairy on the right

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3 months

oh to be a little monkey with a rubber ducky in the lap of glenn howerton. beautiful and serene

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sooooo cute

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2 months

[trying to figure out if someone is a lesbian without coming off as weird] hey can i see your armpits

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@polypocketknife

2 months

unshaven armpits are still a pretty solid indicator

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3 months

@MaheshwaraMeda @RMcElhenney he talks about it on the podcast episode for “the gang solves the gas crisis”

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@glompinator

4 months

the dennis-dee sibling casting was so good because they both have horrifically blue eyes

jude 🫀 ˎˊ˗

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4 months

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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4 months

my complete nonsense dennis reynolds etc edit i made in the depths of insanity a few nights ago

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3 months

getting drunk in the most autistic way possible

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3 months

@brainmurmer people think i’m seriously accusing rob mcelhenney of torture

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honesty

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challenge: finish this body

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5 months

they’re literally kindered spirits

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5 months

about to drop the most life changing charlie edit trust

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3 months

the way that mac reacts to his excuse here seems to imply that charlie going by different names is a familiar occurrence

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@glompinator

15 days

this is so chilling….. the caption and the blankness in his eyes…. what is Ryan doing to you buddy… you can tell us…

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14 days

Adams’ Charlie Kelly ass apartment 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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3 months

@twirlenjoyer that’s awesome man

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2 months

she’s so crazy!!! we can’t take her anywhere!😂

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4 months

can he stop with the mascara it’s unsettling

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17 days

i have to do everything myself

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fat mac in this now

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reshoot of the entirety of the x-men franchise where everything is the same but instead of cigars logan vapes

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this pic is so fucking funny i cant like why is this grown ass man vaping

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4 months

someone on sunnytwt: i’ve coded an entire software so you can personally rank all 162 episodes of sunny from most to least favorite! rob mcelhenny, with the entirety of ryan reynolds dick in his mouth: ryeah rhat sow shucks lol

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3 months

oomf brought this up what fucking color are charlie days’ eyes

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3 months

@treasonoustris @elektra359 it’s not an accusation if it’s clearly not serious 😭😭 you can watch the literal source where rob talks about it in which they literally make the same jokes. how are you sensitive and a sunny fan

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@glompinator

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i can see it in your eyes that you wanna get out…

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ok

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@deadclawed you can’t be attracted to someone if they’ve been through hardships

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3 months

@skullkid_dotcom lol in further news i found out they knew it was uncomftable but kaitlin agreed to deal with it, apparently it was just glenn charlie and rob who didn’t realize i believe

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4 months

our fujo queen will guide us to salvation!

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why are they duplicating

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NEVERMIND ITS A YAOI DAY MIRACLE

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omg i just realized i lost my macdennis don’t speak edit… nobody talk to me

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kittyrine induced psychosis 🐈 (veire)

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she’s locked tf in 😭

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friendship ended with ryan reynolds glob is back on

den without the nis 🍉

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when i try to watch another sitcom and it’s bad

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hahaha sweet dee more like stupid dee

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HES TRYING HIS BEST LEAVE HIM ALONE

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autism is so fuckibg embarrassing every few months i text my friends with some new 40 year old man i love and they do not care

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18 days

oomf started sunny

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what was i talking about

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i think slapping his bald head from just the right angle would produce a sound we’ve never heard before

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5 months

gay people will have messy breakups without even dating

olive ^_^

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posting ryan reynolds on glenn’s birthday oh he is evil

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@britishdennis wow… if ellen could pull her it’s truly never over for any of us…

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australian who’s freaky:

infiniko on high

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i am frikey

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corey

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2 months

never seen a more charlie kelly post

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me when i’m eating the ijbol chips:

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3 months

CHARLIE LOOKS SO CUTE😭😭😭😭

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me when i see leigh whannel pop up in the horror movie i’m only watching because leigh whannell is in it

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this is me.. my cross to bear is getting wrapped up in fights with 14 year olds on twitter

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close enough to RCG get in that writers room boys

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3 months

this too is chardee

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butchfemme shirt idea my femme and i have had for months but have yet to bring to fruition. if anyone does screenprinting commissions lmk.

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He did not fucking say that Robert

Rob McElhenney

@RMcElhenney

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“Hey Dad, is this heaven?” “No, son. It’s Wales” 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 ❤️

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he gets me

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yurp

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he looks like he just caught a whiff of a pie cooling on a windowsill

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Im gay but this image is making me feel homophobic, 🤨🤨🤨 looking ass shut up

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3 months

@TheFinnishChef i know it’s not a big deal that’s why i’m joking about it

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@glompinator

4 months

2005…? as in the release date of brokeback mountain? coincidence i think not

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glenn trying to say something and rob cutting him off and ignoring him

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@glompinator

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@kylEnsign @Kuroiya1 yes because charlie and glenn didn’t realize and i was like how didn’t they lol. what is confusing to you about that

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@glompinator

4 months

glenn howerton you are the peoples princess

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@Jenna_smmith she’s so funny

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i struggle to read properly formulated sentences but i can read that charlie roleplays’ tweets perfectly

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x-men? more like i-like-men…. feeling #homophobic

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in philadelphia. straight up “robbing it” and by “it”. let’s just say. my charlie.

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4 months

one of the most insane culminations of pixels cameras have ever been able to capture . art.

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bonesmashing vs mewing

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@glompinator

4 months

❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ ◡̈

@tonyhawktruther

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Mold poisoning and multiple concussions made me a free thinker

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@onthecrosslook oh he’s furiousssss😭😭😭😭😭

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4 months

BIG NEWS i can upload gifs to the twitter tab now you can all use my gifs. search mac sunny tweaking for this one

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OOMF JUST CLOCKED HIM SO BAD

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5 months

his history of inhalant abuse, felony list and beautiful eyes have entranced me

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@glompinator

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(straight man voice) god it would be so awesome if he was shirtless

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@PROJECTBAD4SS

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just obsessed with how unintentionally incredibly queer this is

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@glompinator

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there’s no reason for someone in their late 20s to be dating someone in their 40s cause what do you guys even have in common? unless you get trapped in a bathroom together and he saws his foot off

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corey

@glompinator

4 months

(two detectives looking at the most horrifically mangled corpse ever) he was ripped limb from limb and died a slow painful death. i can’t believe we let this happen again… that stupid fucking puppet: